[11/30/2014 10:18:17 PM] Ghosty: Alright
[11/30/2014 10:18:29 PM] Ghosty: IT WAS THE MORNING OF MAY 17th 1999
[11/30/2014 10:18:38 PM] Ghosty: Felipe was wandering through the town
[11/30/2014 10:18:56 PM] Ghosty: Searching for a nice pot he could put all of his cheese in
[11/30/2014 10:19:34 PM] Ghosty: So he came across this FINE pottery place
[11/30/2014 10:19:52 PM] Ghosty: Oh man let me tell you
[11/30/2014 10:20:02 PM] Ghosty: It had the ROUNDEST POTS in all the land
[11/30/2014 10:20:33 PM] Ghosty: So Felipe purchased the LARGEST and the ROUNDEST pot
[11/30/2014 10:20:50 PM] Ghosty: Oh me oh my it was so round you could shove a
[11/30/2014 10:20:52 PM] Ghosty: Ball in it
[11/30/2014 10:20:55 PM] Ghosty: Probably
[11/30/2014 10:21:12 PM | Edited 10:21:37 PM] Ghosty: SO FELIPE PURCHASED THE POT RIGHT
[11/30/2014 10:21:23 PM] Ghosty: It was expensive but it was TOTALLY WORTH IT
[11/30/2014 10:21:57 PM] Ghosty: So he left the super fine pottery shop
[11/30/2014 10:22:10 PM] Ghosty: And went down the road to his house
[11/30/2014 10:22:18 PM] Ghosty: Which was a few miles away, so it was a long walk
[11/30/2014 10:22:38 PM] Ghosty: So on his way home, he noticed a brand new building had arrived!
[11/30/2014 10:22:55 PM] Ghosty: You see, this building just so happened to be a REPLICA LIBRARY
[11/30/2014 10:23:07 PM] Ghosty: Not some normal library, oh no
[11/30/2014 10:23:35 PM] Ghosty: This happened to be a replica of a library that burned down a few years back
[11/30/2014 10:23:38 PM] Ghosty: (oh the irony)
[11/30/2014 10:23:57 PM] Ghosty: Now why didnt they just build a different library, you ask?
[11/30/2014 10:24:06 PM] Ghosty: Well, little Johnny
[11/30/2014 10:24:33 PM] Ghosty: This original library was the GRANDEST LIBRARY IN ALL OF A 15 MILE RADIUS
[11/30/2014 10:24:45 PM] Ghosty: So of course they wanted to make a replcia of it!
[11/30/2014 10:25:25 PM] Ghosty: Now Felipe hadnt been inside this brand new replica library
[11/30/2014 10:26:00 PM] Ghosty: He had a few hours to kill, so he decided to enter the replica library, perhaps to check out a book or two
[11/30/2014 10:26:17 PM] Ghosty: But forsooth, Felipe checked out no books that fateful day
[11/30/2014 10:26:44 PM] Ghosty: As Felipe entered the library, he realized that he...
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[11/30/2014 10:26:56 PM] Ghosty: HAD TO TAKE A HUGE PISS
[11/30/2014 10:27:36 PM] Ghosty: Fortuniately for Felipe, the bathrooms were right next to the enterance of the replica library
[11/30/2014 10:27:54 PM] Ghosty: So he entered the mens restroom and took a piss or whatever
[11/30/2014 10:28:08 PM] Ghosty: Felipe was very relieved
[11/30/2014 10:28:50 PM] Ghosty: After unleashing the mighty force of his urinary tract, Felipe washed his hands and exited the bathroom
[11/30/2014 10:29:59 PM] Ghosty: Now, Felipes first thought would have been something along the lines of "I need to get myself a fine library card and check out some books, yo"
[11/30/2014 10:30:06 PM] Ghosty: "Because reading is cool!"
[11/30/2014 10:30:27 PM] Ghosty: "Stay in school kids!"
[11/30/2014 10:30:51 PM] Ghosty: But alas, this was not the first thought that crossed Felipes mind
[11/30/2014 10:31:38 PM] Ghosty: Instead, his first thought went something like "HOLY PISS BALLS THIS SUPER GRAND REPLICA LIBRARY IS ON FIRE"
[11/30/2014 10:31:41 PM] Ghosty: "YO"
[11/30/2014 10:32:18 PM] Ghosty: And wouldnt you know it, the replica library had caught on fire!
[11/30/2014 10:32:32 PM] Ghosty: Oh man everything was on fire
[11/30/2014 10:32:50 PM] Ghosty: The books and everything, what a waste of reading material!
[11/30/2014 10:33:32 PM] Ghosty: Naturally, Felipe attempted to exit the once not on fire replica library
[11/30/2014 10:33:46 PM] Ghosty: Felipe pushed on the doors, but they wouldnt budge!
[11/30/2014 10:34:16 PM] Ghosty: Apparently, some douchebag propped up the doors with a board or pipe or something
[11/30/2014 10:34:31 PM] Ghosty: Trapping dear sweet Felipe inside the inferno!
[11/30/2014 10:34:47 PM] Ghosty: "Oh balls" Felipe exclaimed
[11/30/2014 10:35:07 PM] Ghosty: And then Felipe burned in the fire and died the end