DM feels, etc.

-*- KnightStrider goes to check the timer, catching it before it goes off before putting on some oven mitts and pulling out the macaroni and cheese, setting it on the stove to cool. Turning off the oven he pulled off the mitts and returned to the living room.
<KnightStrider> okay foods done but it has to cool
-*- KnightStrider sits next to Equius while he waits.
-*- Eridan chuckles at that and just rests in her lap looking up at her "heh...ya knoww bein near you aint so bad"
-*- Horsaroni begins grazing on Jasper's fur. Nom. Nom. Nom.
-*- Horsaroni such pink pastures of lush food.
-*- Jaspersprite Eventually, the sprite just gives up on attempting to lift Horsaroni, grimacin-- nO.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...y'know y'can just imagine food, right?
-*- Jaspersprite sEND HELP.
<chthonianGunslinger> seriously
<Eridan> i kinda...like you bein around
-*- Vriska raises a brow, smirking. "No? Thought it would 8e horri8le."
<chthonianGunslinger> just gotta
-*- Horsaroni long flat tongue drags across Jasper's face.
<censoredTrolltag> D --> I believe he finds the act of cooking therapeutic
-*- chthonianGunslinger OH SHIT
-*- chthonianGunslinger A BAG OF MILKY WAYS!
-*- censoredTrolltag pulls Dave onto his lap again and puts the blanket over the both of them. His hand returns to its possessive (and now covert) cuddling of the human's genitals
<Jaspersprite> "Mrrrrow help please help i do not like this someone help i should have stayed in my room where there are no horses someone send help someone call the army i need help. 38"
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Ack
-*- Eridan snorts
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Jaspers
<Eridan> you knoww wwhat i mean you doofus
<KnightStrider> yeah i like cooking
-*- foureyedFeline call ghostbusters
<chthonianGunslinger> ...therapeutic?
<Horsaroni> Neigh....Phfhththtt........
<KnightStrider> yep
-*- chthonianGunslinger Snort.
-*- Jaspersprite call mary kate and ashley
<Vriska> Yeah yeah, I know.
-*- Horsaroni snort.
-*- Vriska chuckles and leans back into the couch
<KnightStrider> hey
<Jaspersprite> "I think it just used my fur as a tissue this is not pleasant equius helllp. 38"
<chthonianGunslinger> i'm just sayin' man
<KnightStrider> when youve gone through horror terror induced shit for months it helps to have something to calm the nerves
<chthonianGunslinger> therapuetic's probably the last thing i'd ever call it
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Sorry Dave
<KnightStrider> not your fault man...
<chthonianGunslinger> ...oh, dude.
<censoredTrolltag> D --> I will resume groping you when Jaspers is not being consumed alive by a hoofbeast
-*- Eridan noses himself into her stomach for a moment
<chthonianGunslinger> don't tell me.
<KnightStrider> ...?
<chthonianGunslinger> alpha, right?
-*- KnightStrider flinches.
<KnightStrider> fucking shitfaced...
<chthonianGunslinger> ...sorry.
-*- censoredTrolltag sets Dave down and heads over to detach the Horsaroni from Jaspers
-*- KnightStrider clenches his jaw unable to continue.
<KnightStrider> yeah
<Jaspersprite> "... Alphy is trying to be a nicer person though do not say bad things about alph--"
<KnightStrider> no
<chthonianGunslinger> yeah yeah, i know. he's a two-faced, backstabbing, smug sonnuvabitch who don't deserve-
-*- Vriska lightly runs fingers through his hair
<KnightStrider> that fucker can die
<KnightStrider> nicer person my ass
<chthonianGunslinger> ...oh, jasps.
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Naughty pony
<KnightStrider> if theyre so fucking nice then they can keep their motherfucking mouth to their self
<censoredTrolltag> D --> You are a terribly bad and naughty pony
-*- Jaspersprite Oh. Thank you, Equius. He gives Equius a grateful, signifigantly more contentedful look-- until he hears Dave.
-*- censoredTrolltag If only someone would say those words to him. Sigh.
<KnightStrider> (FFF)
<Eridan> it is kinda loud tonight ya wwant to go elsewwhere?
-*- censoredTrolltag Preferably while whipping him.
<Jaspersprite> "Stop swearing that is not nice and stop saying bad things about alphy that is DOUBLE not nice! He did a lot of bad things. But i did too! Like this one time i scratched up this couch when i was a normal cat and roses mom got super mad but she didnt say that they wanted me to die! 3:>"
<chthonianGunslinger> ...listen, jasps. i know he probably said a lotta nice things t'ya lately, but-
<Nitro> [Jaspers you're going to break my heart ok]
<chthonianGunslinger> the bad stuff you did don't even compare to what he did
<KnightStrider> what that shit has done is on a whole different fucking level jaspers
-*- Jaspersprite Scratching up a couch /does/ compare to tht, /gOD/.
<KnightStrider> i couldnt eat for months after that jasps
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Who is Alphy, e%actly
<Vriska> Eh, if you want.
<KnightStrider> i couldnt fucking sleep
-*- Vriska shrugs
-*- Eridan shrugs as well "its wwhatevver"
<chthonianGunslinger> he's just tryin' to win y'over again, jasps. 'member when i told you 'bout that? how he'd try n' dress himself up for ya?
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<Eridan> frankly i just like sittin here in your lap like this
-*- Eridan smiles at her
<chthonianGunslinger> oh, hell
<Jaspersprite> "I said stop it dave! You just do not understand. You do not even have to eat you are a ghost and-- and dante and--"
<KnightStrider> i couldnt do shit without feeling like they were around the corner waiting to fuck me over for the millionth fucking time
<chthonianGunslinger> you're that dave?
<chthonianGunslinger> dude
<KnightStrider> ...
<Vriska> Then we can stay. I'm kind of indifferent.
-*- KnightStrider bites down on his tongue to shut himself up.
<Jaspersprite> "You are all just big bullies that need to learn to let go! 3:<"
<KnightStrider> LET GO!?
<KnightStrider> OH YEAH
<KnightStrider> FUCKING LET GO OF ALL OF THAT SHIT!
<KnightStrider> GREAT!
<KnightStrider> TOTALLY!
<KnightStrider> BECAUSE I CAN TOTALLY LET GO OF BEING TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF FUCKING MEAT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Ohhh, he never thought he'd be on this side of the fence before. It felt
-*- chthonianGunslinger Weird.
<KnightStrider> LIKE I DONT FUCKING MATTER! LIKE IM NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF FOOD!
<KnightStrider> SURE ILL LET THAT GO!
-*- chthonianGunslinger And uncomfortable. Like he was looking on the wrong side of the mirror.
<KnightStrider> ILL LET GO ALL THE TIMES THAT FUCKER SCREWED ME LIKE A TOY!
<Eridan> wwhy the room is lovvely
-*- chthonianGunslinger Frankly, it made his skin crawl.
<Eridan> ...like davve loosin his cool there
-*- chthonianGunslinger Too many bad memories.
<KnightStrider> like fuck ill let that shit go
-*- Eridan frowns at Dave "howw un strider-like"
<Vriska> Seems like the usual to me.
<KnightStrider> like fuck i can even try to let that go
-*- chthonianGunslinger But he had to do something.
<Eridan> wwell maybe this one
-*- Midna oh wow
<KnightStrider> because i have okay?
<chthonianGunslinger> ...hey, c'mon. dude.
<KnightStrider> ive tried and tried and tried
<KnightStrider> and its still there
<chthonianGunslinger> he doesn't know, okay?
<KnightStrider> every fucking night i go to bed
<KnightStrider> there it is
-*- censoredTrolltag hurries back to Dave's couch and flutters around him, trying to figure out some way to calm him down.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Oh. He's in that stage.
<Eridan> yeah...
-*- KnightStrider clenches his teeth and gets up. "im going to get something to eat"
-*- Eridan hops up out of Vriska's lap and reaches back taking her hand and meaning to pull her off
-*- chthonianGunslinger Shit. What did Vergil always do, again?
-*- Jaspersprite ... Around when Dave finally stops yelling, the sprite promptly just. Excuses himself from the sofa and makes their way up the stairwell without a word.
-*- KnightStrider walks into the kitchen, hands clenched up tight.
-*- Vriska gets to her feet, raising a brow
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...
-*- chthonianGunslinger Great.
-*- censoredTrolltag whines impotently and looks around as everyone disperses, a hand reaching out after Jaspers and Dave. After a moment, he balls it into a loose fist and lets it fall by his side.
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Oh fudge
-*- Eridan pulls her off then
<chthonianGunslinger> ...yeah, you'll get used to that.
<chthonianGunslinger> all i gotta say is that
<chthonianGunslinger> this alpha dude?
-*- KnightStrider just sort of stands in front of the oven staring at the macaroni and cheese just sitting there waiting...
<chthonianGunslinger> he ain't nobody's pal
-*- Vriska is going on an adventure?? hell yea
<chthonianGunslinger> trust me
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Is he a troll
-*- Jaspersprite It's not /too/ often he's yelled at, like that-- not that he wasn't before! Like when he scratched up the couch and everything. And you know what? He scratched up the /next/ one, too. And he got yelled at even mORE. And it was the worst thing.
<chthonianGunslinger> worse.
<chthonianGunslinger> much worse.
-*- Midna "T)(at's not quite true."
<-> Midna is now known as corpseCommunion
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Uh
<censoredTrolltag> D --> You say that as though troll is a pejorative
-*- KnightStrider pulls out a spoon and just starts to eat straight from the casserole dish.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...oh no dude, not like that.
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Ok
-*- corpseCommunion simply slinks in, her voice having preceded her arrival nicely.
<chthonianGunslinger> you elf dudes are okay n' all.
<chthonianGunslinger> but what he is...
<chthonianGunslinger> ...it don't even deserve a name.
<corpseCommunion> Pardon? 38|
<chthonianGunslinger> ...listen, i'd love to play mr. exposition n' all but
<chthonianGunslinger> i gotta
<chthonianGunslinger> i gotta do somethin' 'bout this
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Will I see you again
<chthonianGunslinger> feels wrong just sittin' here like this
<chthonianGunslinger> y'know?
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Yes
<chthonianGunslinger> but hey, don't be a stranger.
<chthonianGunslinger> we'll uh
<chthonianGunslinger> we'll talk later
-*- corpseCommunion raises an eyebrow, and folds her arms.
-*- censoredTrolltag rather hopes there will be more done than talking, but doesn't say as much. He heads towards the kitchen and peeks in to see if Dave is alright.
-*- chthonianGunslinger He excuses himself off from the couch, finding himself at a crossroads. The kitchen, or the hallways?
-*- chthonianGunslinger Or rather--
<corpseCommunion> ...are t)(e two of you just IGNORING me?
-*- Jaspersprite Doug or Carley
-*- chthonianGunslinger Dave or Jaspers.
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Sorry Feferi
-*- chthonianGunslinger He owed something to Jaspers, he knew this. Besides, they were as innocent as a baby lamb. He didn't deserve to be insulted like that, to be beaten down like that.
<censoredTrolltag> D --> There's been a bit of a dramatic e%plosion
-*- Jaspersprite While Dante figures out who to choose, he's eaten by the walkers
<corpseCommunion> I noticed.
-*- Jaspersprite G A M E   O V E R
-*- Nitro Rude.
-*- chthonianGunslinger But Dave...he'd seen all those signs before. The hesitation, the explosions, the tightening of muscles as if death was just around the corner.
-*- KnightStrider is busy eating an entire giant casserole dish full of mac and cheese.
<corpseCommunion> Alp)(a is )(ardly as bad as )(e's made out to be, to be )(onest....
-*- chthonianGunslinger He hated it. No, he loathed it. And even after all these years, he still loathed it.
-*- chthonianGunslinger It made him feel like a helpless, worthless child.
-*- chthonianGunslinger He hardly knew what to do with either, but...
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Who is Alpha
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...At least he knew where to start with Dave.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...tell that to dave.
<corpseCommunion> Dante just mentioned )(im.
<corpseCommunion> )(e's a terror- one of t)(e ones w)(o was resident for a time, but now I don't know w)(ere )(e is.
-*- chthonianGunslinger It's a mumbled, toneless afterthought, as he trudged on his death march. He had to do something, lest his conscience threaten to destroy him. Goddamnit.
<corpseCommunion> SPEAKING of w)(ic)(....
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Hrmm
<corpseCommunion> W)(ic)( one? I've )(eard t)(is all before. It isn't NEW to me.
-*- corpseCommunion is saying this to Dante, of course.
<censoredTrolltag> D --> I'd like to meet this Alpha
<censoredTrolltag> D --> Find out more about them for myself
-*- chthonianGunslinger Too late, already in the kitchen. He had to deal with this. Somehow, he had to deal with this.
-*- chthonianGunslinger tonight on dickmegle - POST TRUMATIC STRESS DISORDER
-*- chthonianGunslinger WHAT FUN
-*- KnightStrider WOO! PARTY TONIGHT!
<corpseCommunion> Per)(aps you'll be able to sometime!
-*- KnightStrider doesn't notice Dante enter, too busy with his food.
-*- Nitro I'll get the party hats
-*- KnightStrider yes good.
<corpseCommunion> I )(aven't seen )(im around in a w)(ile, t)(oug)(...it's a s)(ame, we were friendly.
<censoredTrolltag> D --> I think I shall retire to my room
<censoredTrolltag> D --> This is all rather depressing
<corpseCommunion> Sorry, -Equius. I didn't mean to be a downer. 38(
<-- Vriska (Mibbit@cpe-66-61-24-129.neo.res.rr.com) has left #dickmegle
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Oh, this was gonna be awkward. But it always was, wasn't it? Always uncomfortable, always awkward. Always felt like your skin would just crawl off.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...But it had to be done.
<-> Huwafk is now known as Huw
<censoredTrolltag> D --> It's ok
-*- chthonianGunslinger He pulls out a seat for herself, settling himself down.
-*- chthonianGunslinger He has no idea how to start this.
-*- KnightStrider glances over to Dante. ... "hey..."
-*- corpseCommunion leans over for a brief hug.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Shit.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...hey.
<KnightStrider> ... you want some?
-*- censoredTrolltag gently pats her on the back and then disengages himself, heading up towards his bed.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...nah, i'm good. mostly live off pizzas n' sundaes nowadays.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Awkward.
<corpseCommunion> Bye, t)(en.
<KnightStrider> sure
-*- chthonianGunslinger Laughter.
<KnightStrider> ?
<chthonianGunslinger> i, uh
<chthonianGunslinger> listen
<chthonianGunslinger> i know you've been through a lot.
<KnightStrider> ...
<chthonianGunslinger> trust me, i know the feelin'.
-*- KnightStrider glances off. "im not mad at him jaspers i mean..."
-*- corpseCommunion idly steps a little closer to the kitchen - to the wall. Technically out of sight, but hey, might as well listen.
<KnightStrider> i shouldnt have yelled
<chthonianGunslinger> ...no dude, i know. i know. you were just mad in general.
<KnightStrider> yeah...
<chthonianGunslinger> wantin' to claw somethin' up. anythin' up.
<chthonianGunslinger> like i said
<chthonianGunslinger> i know the feelin'
<KnightStrider> ... so what happened to you then?
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<chthonianGunslinger> lots of things.
<KnightStrider> ...
<chthonianGunslinger> i, uh-
-*- KnightStrider nods, accepting the answer.
<chthonianGunslinger> i ain't too fond talkin' 'bout it
<KnightStrider> its cool
<chthonianGunslinger> y'know?
<KnightStrider> yeah
<chthonianGunslinger> hurts too much.
-*- KnightStrider nod nod
<chthonianGunslinger> but
<chthonianGunslinger> if you wanna talk 'bout it
<chthonianGunslinger> or like
<chthonianGunslinger> anythin', really
<KnightStrider> ... ive pretty much said all there is to say...
<KnightStrider> sure though...
<chthonianGunslinger> ...yeah, i know that feelin'. makes ya feel like a broken record, huh?
<chthonianGunslinger> makes ya just wanna pulverise the next dumb shit who decides to ask
<KnightStrider> yeah
<chthonianGunslinger> ...least, that's how i always felt.
<KnightStrider> ... i always liked eating even after i was dead
<KnightStrider> foods just good you know?
<KnightStrider> and once i died i could eat as much as i wanted...
<KnightStrider> but... that piece of shit ruined it
<KnightStrider> one of the good things about being dead completely ruined
<KnightStrider> i couldnt even look at food
<chthonianGunslinger> he's got a bad habit of doin' that. seems like he can't go a day without ruinin' a life or two.
<chthonianGunslinger> n' i can't say you'll ever be the same.
<chthonianGunslinger> 'cause i sure as hell ain't.
<KnightStrider> at least for a while i could be comforted
<KnightStrider> touched and hugged and shit
<KnightStrider> but then they had to go and ruin that too...
<KnightStrider> right now...
<chthonianGunslinger> makes every single touch feel like spiders crawlin' over yer skin, yeah?
<KnightStrider> yeah
<KnightStrider> i mean ive mostly just tried to say fuck all and go back to how i used to live
<KnightStrider> but i still cant sleep right
<KnightStrider> sure i dont have to
<KnightStrider> but some times i just want to
<chthonianGunslinger> but y'can't. n' y'won't. 'cause in the end, it just feels too damn scary.
<chthonianGunslinger> god knows what'll happen if y'close yer eyes.
<KnightStrider> and fuck if it doesnt then fine but that makes you let your guard down
<KnightStrider> you go to sleep
<KnightStrider> and then suddenly its all wrong again
<chthonianGunslinger> n' when it does come, it's like livin' the nightmare all over again.
<KnightStrider> because for one night it was okay
<chthonianGunslinger> n' sometimes, it won't even wait for that.
<KnightStrider> yeah
<chthonianGunslinger> it'll just jump on ya in the middle of the day
<chthonianGunslinger> 'cause a dish broke
<chthonianGunslinger> or 'cause that owl's got awfully red eyes
<KnightStrider> ...?
<chthonianGunslinger> or 'cause somebody accidentally left the goddamn stove on
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<KnightStrider> ...
-*- KnightStrider nod.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...sorry.
<KnightStrider> its cool man
<chthonianGunslinger> it's just
<chthonianGunslinger> certain things, y'know?
<KnightStrider> i get ya
<KnightStrider> yeah
<chthonianGunslinger> like
<KnightStrider> feelings jams are a two way street here
<chthonianGunslinger> i never liked hospitals
<chthonianGunslinger> always tried to avoid 'em as much as i can
<KnightStrider> man fuck hospitals
<chthonianGunslinger> they make me feel
<chthonianGunslinger> vulnearable
<chthonianGunslinger> ...shit, that sounds stupid
<KnightStrider> nah i get ya
<KnightStrider> its like
<KnightStrider> everyones looking at you and they all know whats up with you
<KnightStrider> cus its all right there on a stupid chart for everyone to see
<KnightStrider> and you cant even get comfy cus the food sucks ass and your bro cant visit
<chthonianGunslinger> ugh, yes. all of that.
<chthonianGunslinger> n' then they give ya the bad news.
<chthonianGunslinger> n' it's like your whole world starts crashin'
<KnightStrider> and make you wear these shitty robes that dont close in the back
<KnightStrider> like here
<KnightStrider> were gonna ruin your day /and/ make you look stupid
<chthonianGunslinger> hahaha, yeah. s'like a personal torture house, yeah?
<KnightStrider> yes
<chthonianGunslinger> yeah
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<KnightStrider> you sure you dont want any?
<KnightStrider> im a fucking great chef you know...
<chthonianGunslinger> ...hahaha, y'sure?
<chthonianGunslinger> i feel like i'm riskin' my life here.
<KnightStrider> hey hey
<chthonianGunslinger> well
<KnightStrider> you are in the best fucking hands
<chthonianGunslinger> unlife
<chthonianGunslinger> if you say so, dude.
-*- KnightStrider grabs Dante a fork and offers it over.
<chthonianGunslinger> one bite. that's all i'm givin' ya.
<KnightStrider> see /i/ actually got tired of pizza and sundaes so i used the internet and food network to teach me how actually cook shit
-*- chthonianGunslinger He gingerly takes the fork, twirling it in his finger. "hah, now you're soundin' just like my bro!"
<KnightStrider> you got a bro too?
<chthonianGunslinger> he was always waggin' his finger at me for bein' a junk food nut
<chthonianGunslinger> yeah, 'course i do!
<KnightStrider> sweet
<chthonianGunslinger> well
<KnightStrider> younger or older?
<chthonianGunslinger> more like twins
<KnightStrider> what? no way man
<KnightStrider> cool
<KnightStrider> i have an older bro
<chthonianGunslinger> yeah dude, we had the whole mary kate n' ashley thing goin' on.
<KnightStrider> haha
<chthonianGunslinger> to be honest, i dunno which one of us is the old geezer
<KnightStrider> man my bro was nothing like that he just kept kicking my ass in strife and beating me in the grandest of irony battles texas has ever seen
<chthonianGunslinger> hell, sounds like any ol' day with my bro.
<chthonianGunslinger> he n' i could never agree on anythin', i swear.
<KnightStrider> we were chill
<chthonianGunslinger> wish i knew what that was like.
<KnightStrider> well he did start to leave more booby traps around the apartment once i moved his shitty swords out of the fridge...
<chthonianGunslinger> booby traps?
<KnightStrider> yeah man
<KnightStrider> hed set them up everywhere
<KnightStrider> smuppet avalanches and all that shit
<chthonianGunslinger> ya sure he just wasn't some saw wannabe hidin' out in your house?
<KnightStrider> day in and day out
<chthonianGunslinger> i mean
<chthonianGunslinger> i think we might be careenin' off the broroad here
<KnightStrider> nah it was cool i always just kind of looked at it like
<KnightStrider> older brother teasing or some shit you know?
<chthonianGunslinger> heh, wouldn't know anythin' 'bout that. but hey, if y'say so...
<KnightStrider> its part of the reasons i regret not being a better brother to him...
-*- chthonianGunslinger He takes a forkful of the cassarole and stuffs it. Never say die!
-*- KnightStrider it's mac and cheese man!
-*- KnightStrider AND it's delicious!
<chthonianGunslinger> ...heeey, this ain't half bad!
<KnightStrider> you bet it aint
<chthonianGunslinger> guess you weren't kiddin' 'bout that master chef thing, eh?
<KnightStrider> man do i look like i would kid about something as serious as food?
<KnightStrider> life and death yes but food?
<KnightStrider> no way
<chthonianGunslinger> hey man, y'never know! there's a lot of fruit loops out there that don't appreciate fine cuisine like you n' i do.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<chthonianGunslinger> hey
<KnightStrider> yeah?
<chthonianGunslinger> y'ever make a pizza?
<KnightStrider> fuck yeah man
<chthonianGunslinger> seriously?
<KnightStrider> all the damn time
<chthonianGunslinger> no olives?
<KnightStrider> fuck olives man
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...D-Dave-sempai.
-*- chthonianGunslinger @u@
-*- KnightStrider oh dante, I noticed you!
<chthonianGunslinger> duuuuude. y'just skyrocketed up my list of bros!
<KnightStrider> want one right now?
<chthonianGunslinger> y'kiddin'? i'd love one!
-*- KnightStrider grins and gets up before starting to make a masterpiece, all from scratch.
<chthonianGunslinger> man, i'm tellin' ya, s'like the entire world's gone crazy with 'em olives.
<KnightStrider> blame italy
<chthonianGunslinger> i remember goin' to chuck. e. cheese
<chthonianGunslinger> n' like
<chthonianGunslinger> every single pizza was covered in olives
<KnightStrider> bluh
<chthonianGunslinger> like
<chthonianGunslinger> why you ruinin' the only reason why i even come here?
<chthonianGunslinger> skiball's rigged
<chthonianGunslinger> arcade sucks
<chthonianGunslinger> all the good prizes are like, waaaaay too fuckin' high for any normal human bein' to get
<chthonianGunslinger> n' don't even get me started on the robo rat pack
<KnightStrider> ugh
<KnightStrider> spare me please
<KnightStrider> i mean sure it was sweet when i was a kid but like when your a kid youve got poo brain and think everything rocks
<chthonianGunslinger> i thought they were the bomb 'till i was, like, seven
<chthonianGunslinger> then it was like a switch was flipped off in my brain
<chthonianGunslinger> n' suddenly they're the most terrifyin' thing on this planet earth
<KnightStrider> pretty much
<foureyedFeline> (SO MUCH R3D)
<chthonianGunslinger> s'not like mickey d's crew was much better though
<chthonianGunslinger> like
<KnightStrider> but you still go because fuck yeah pizza and games but then the games get lame and then the pizza sucks so its like fuck why am i here?
<KnightStrider> true
<chthonianGunslinger> what the fuck is a grimace?
<KnightStrider> dont even get me started on that shit man...
<chthonianGunslinger> n' at least chuck's got that goddamn skiball game to keep me comin' back
<chthonianGunslinger> what's mickey d's got?
<chthonianGunslinger> a ball pit full of heroin syringes
<KnightStrider> exactly
<KnightStrider> and those tubes?
<KnightStrider> get fucking stuck in those things
<chthonianGunslinger> oh hell, i met a kid who got stuck in one of those
<KnightStrider> seriously?
<chthonianGunslinger> totally
<chthonianGunslinger> he wouldn't even look at a mcdonalds for years
<KnightStrider> damn
-*- corpseCommunion ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥: WELL then done reading the update now
-*- KnightStrider snickers and continues the cooking process of making a pizza.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...shit
-*- chthonianGunslinger Suddenly, he realizes something. Something very dire indeed. He runs a hand down his face, sighing. Shit, how could he forget?
<chthonianGunslinger> i...i gotta talk to jasps sometime
<chthonianGunslinger> hopefully sometime soon
<chthonianGunslinger> i just
<chthonianGunslinger> i don't want 'im gettin' the wrong idea, y'know?
<KnightStrider> yeah
<KnightStrider> go talk to him now
<KnightStrider> thisll be a while
<KnightStrider> then you both can come down for pizza
-*- corpseCommunion sighs and decides to make herself known, now.
<KnightStrider> ...? Oh hey feferi
<corpseCommunion> )(iya. W)(at's up?
-*- corpseCommunion knows already but come on it'd be rude to just barge in.
<KnightStrider> making pizza
<chthonianGunslinger> it better be a damn good pizza too
<chthonianGunslinger> you're lookin' at the pizza master here
<corpseCommunion> I'm s)(ore it will be. Dave can cook pretty well.
<KnightStrider> thanks fef
<KnightStrider> for that compliment you get your own personal pizza
<chthonianGunslinger> he ain't too bad, i'll give 'im that. but pizza?
<corpseCommunion> I'll be fine wit)(out it, but t)(ank you.
<KnightStrider> you sure?
<chthonianGunslinger> pizza's a whooole different ballgame, sweetie.
<KnightStrider> hey hey
<chthonianGunslinger> food of champions
<corpseCommunion> I'm not muc)( for food anymore, )(a)(a.
<KnightStrider> i made pizza for my bro
<KnightStrider> my
<KnightStrider> bro
<KnightStrider> you have no idea what standards those are
<chthonianGunslinger> pfff, yeah right. what, did he toss a puppet at ya?
<corpseCommunion> ...pfff.
<KnightStrider> woah man careful you have no idea what kind of smuppet wrath can be held at the strider household
<chthonianGunslinger> ...smuppet?
<KnightStrider> yep
<corpseCommunion> Smut puppet.
<KnightStrider> smuppet
<KnightStrider> my brothers own creation
<corpseCommunion> It is EXACTLY w)(at it sounds like.
<-> Huw is now known as cuddlefishCuller
<chthonianGunslinger> ...oh, ew.
<KnightStrider> exactly
<chthonianGunslinger> your bro's got some weird taste, dude. no offense.
<KnightStrider> nah i know it
-*- cuddlefishCuller slinks into the kitchen gnawing at some mangled lump of rubber in her hands.
<corpseCommunion> )(e)(e)(e.
<KnightStrider> i mean dont even get me started on lil cal
<cuddlefishCuller> Mmmmffmffmfpf!
<corpseCommunion> )(i Feferi- w)(at's up wit)( t)(e....
-*- corpseCommunion gestures to the rubber.
<chthonianGunslinger> lil' cal? what's that, his personal slave smuppet?
-*- cuddlefishCuller tugs it out of her mouth, a tooth getting caught and flying across the room.
<KnightStrider> like i said
<KnightStrider> dont even get me started
<cuddlefishCuller> Found t)(is weird long nosed fucker and decided to BIT---E it's ass.
-*- cuddlefishCuller could... possibly be holding the remains of smuppet. Maybe.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...heh, don't getta tell me twice. let sleepin' dogs lie n' all that.
<KnightStrider> ...
<corpseCommunion> ...pfff.
<corpseCommunion> You don't efin know w)(ere t)(at fin's been t)(oug)(.
-*- cuddlefishCuller shrugs.
<cuddlefishCuller> I'm not swallowing, STUPID.
<corpseCommunion> I wasn't serious, dummy! Speaking of w)(ic)(, do you EVER swallow? T)(is is an important question.
-*- corpseCommunion CASUALLY TURNS TOPIC TOWARDS SEX way2go
-*- cuddlefishCuller prods the socket of the missing tooth with her tongue, wincing as a fresh one wiggles up visibly.
<cuddlefishCuller> W)(en I'm ----EATING, DU)(!
<chthonianGunslinger> ...anyway, i'll let you ladies be. got some personal business to take care.
<chthonianGunslinger> *oF)
-*- corpseCommunion looks to Dante.
<corpseCommunion> Don't be too )(ard on Jaspers, alrig)(t?
<cuddlefishCuller> If you are s)(ore.
-*- KnightStrider waves Dante off.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
-*- corpseCommunion inclines her head briefly, giving him a bit of a knowing look.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Ah, should he even be remotely surprised? She's a sly one, that Peixies.
<corpseCommunion> If )(e )(asn't suffered, t)(ere is no reason to project your own negative experiences onto )(im. T)(e poor cat )(as enoug)( worries as-is.
<cuddlefishCuller> Yea)(, )(e's pretty messed up.
-*- Jaspersprite WELL GOSH THANKS
<chthonianGunslinger> ...y'know, eavesdroppin' is frowned upon on my planet. dunno how it is on your planet, but-
-*- corpseCommunion wouldn't qu- pfff
<chthonianGunslinger> just throwin' it out there
<corpseCommunion> It's not eavesdropping if you're speaking in a public plaice and not making ANY attempt to )(ide w)(at you're saying.
<chthonianGunslinger> tch, now yer just movin' the goal post.
<corpseCommunion> It's a point regardless!
<cuddlefishCuller> W)(at's t)(e deal anywave?
-*- corpseCommunion whee puns
<corpseCommunion> It's a complicated fin. G)(osts of t)(e past and so on.
<chthonianGunslinger> but to answer your question - no, i won't be too hard on poor lil' jasps. he's fragile, like a mayfly. gotta treat him glass, y'know?
-*- corpseCommunion nods a little.
<corpseCommunion> Good luck, t)(en.
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<cuddlefishCuller> If not)(ing --ELSE all )(is crying and alco)(ol abuse make it )(ard to put moves on cuties.
<chthonianGunslinger> heh, like i need any.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Protip: He does.
<corpseCommunion> It never )(urts to wis)( someone well. 38)
-*- cuddlefishCuller gnaw gnaw gnaw
-*- corpseCommunion looks back to her other self.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...heh, got a point there. a real good point.
<chthonianGunslinger> i'll be seein' ya, ariel. strudabagel.
<chthonianGunslinger> uh
-*- cuddlefishCuller glance. Gnaw. Gnaw. BIT-E.
<corpseCommunion> Speaking of w)(ic)(, w)(at's up wit)( t)(e teefin?
<chthonianGunslinger> ...ariel 2.
<corpseCommunion> And bye, Dante.
-*- cuddlefishCuller shrugs.
-*- KnightStrider waves.
<cuddlefishCuller> Just wanna BIT-E. Don't you?
<corpseCommunion> Not reely.
-*- cuddlefishCuller tilts her head.
<cuddlefishCuller> Can't you )(ear it?
<corpseCommunion> )(ear w)(at, exactly?
-*- cuddlefishCuller just sinks her teeth into the rubber, staring.
-*- corpseCommunion frowns a little.
-*- Eridan she wwent loony fef i told you i wwarned you bro
<corpseCommunion> You seem a little off.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Finally, he waves them all off and makes his leave. Finding Jaspers' room was gonna be tough...though finding any room in this labybrinth was tough.
<corpseCommunion> Somefin on your mind?
-*- cuddlefishCuller cackles.
-*- chthonianGunslinger But if he desired it, he would find it. That's how it always worked, right?
<cuddlefishCuller> On? )(a)(a)(a... )(aaaa)(A!
-*- cuddlefishCuller grins toothily.
<-> KnightStrider is now known as PageEnglish
-*- chthonianGunslinger That is...unless they didn't want to be found.
-*- PageEnglish will switch to being Jake English while Dave is busy cooking!
-*- corpseCommunion tilts her head, waiting for her to elaborate.
-*- cuddlefishCuller reaches out with one hand for coCo's head.
-*- corpseCommunion doesn't stop her, naturally.
-*- Eridan walks back into the room licking his lips as he cleans something off
-*- cuddlefishCuller leans in, staring into coCo's eyes. "LIST----EN."
-*- Eridan looks at himself in a nearby mirror and licks off a bit of a blue-fleck still on it
-*- Jaspersprite Eridan did you /eat/ /Vriska/
-*- corpseCommunion 's eyes flit around a little as she tries to figure out if there's anything she SHOULD hearing....
-*- Eridan gives a content sigh and walks over to a couch, falling into it
-*- Jaspersprite Nonsexually
-*- cuddlefishCuller reaches for coCo's mind, the roiling atavastic thoughts of her lusus blurred with her own trollish violence.
-*- Eridan delete the sexually
-*- Eridan *non
-*- Eridan i dum
-*- Jaspersprite You ate Vriska non
-*- Eridan delete the non
<Eridan> the fuck are those twwo doin
-*- corpseCommunion Well, that's certainly a thing....
<cuddlefishCuller> DO YOU )(EAR IT?
-*- Eridan frowns at Feferi and Feferi, given she just has her hand on the other's head
<corpseCommunion> ...yea)(, I t)(ink I do.
-*- corpseCommunion looks a little sad, actually.
-*- cuddlefishCuller giggles, letting go and biting a chunk off the smuppet and spitting it into the bin.
<corpseCommunion> Poor fin....
<cuddlefishCuller> )(a)(A)(a. Coming from YOU?
<Eridan> wwhy is she..eatin that
-*- Eridan sits up a little more with a frown on his face
<corpseCommunion> I'm allowed to s)(ow pity for someone, aren't I? Efin if my situation )(as sucked.
<-> PageEnglish is now known as SeerPyrope
-*- SeerPyrope CHANGED MY MIND.
<cuddlefishCuller> Deja vu?
<corpseCommunion> Yea)(, I know I know.
-*- cuddlefishCuller looks confused, tilting her head to the side until her fins brush her shoulder.
<corpseCommunion> We've been over t)(is before, sort of.
<cuddlefishCuller> It is loud. Now. Tonig)(t? I don't know. It is )(ard to forget.
<Eridan> uhh
-*- cuddlefishCuller blinks and throws the ruined smuppet in the bin in digust.
<Eridan> wwhy is she talkin like that
<cuddlefishCuller> B--ECAUS--E YOUR FAC-E!
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-*- cuddlefishCuller folds her arms.
-*- corpseCommunion frowns a little, looking a bit thoughtful.
-*- Eridan narrows his eyes a little but then just shakes his head
-*- Jaspersprite It's just as difficult to find as any other needle in the big green haystack, Jasper's room. It's a journey, in itself-- which is a little baffling, considering. It's a bright pink door. It stands out, amidst every other plain wooden door in the manor. It almost feels like it's a lost cause, at one point or another.
-*- cuddlefishCuller leans back against the counter, her eyes flickering dead-white and back.
-*- Jaspersprite ... Until that one pink rectangle rears it's head.
<Eridan> are you goin crazy
-*- Jaspersprite Pink is just
<Eridan> ...im just askin since it wwouldnt surprise me
<corpseCommunion> )(ey, would you mind if I dragged you off to talk sometime?
<corpseCommunion> Yes, just. Talk. I know t)(at's SO unusual for me.
-*- Jaspersprite A very nice color. 3:>
-*- SeerPyrope saunters on in. "H3LLO"
<cuddlefishCuller> I dunno. W)(at is TIM--E, fis)(bag?
-*- cuddlefishCuller pouts grumpily.
<Eridan> hey male ter
<Eridan> wwe are just here wwatchin this  normal fef flippin her lid finally
-*- cuddlefishCuller sticks her tongue out at coCo, halfheartedly.
-*- corpseCommunion waves a little to the newly-arriving tealblood.
<Eridan> cant say i havvent been wwaitin for this to happen
<Eridan> saww it comin from a mile awway i did
-*- corpseCommunion pouts a little.
<corpseCommunion> W)(at's wrong?
<SeerPyrope> OH! FEFER1 1S FL1PP1NG H3R L1D?
<Eridan> she is flippin her lid
<corpseCommunion> O)( s)(us)(, s)(e's FIN-E. Leave )(er be, you dorks.
<Eridan> she dont sound vvery fine
<cuddlefishCuller> I... ARG)(, STUFF IT UP YOUR GAPING NOOK, --ERIDAN.
<corpseCommunion> Neit)(er did you a w)(ile back.
<corpseCommunion> Everyone )(as t)(eir moments.
-*- Eridan actually smiles wide as Feferi yells, he then snickers "alright then hehehe"
<Eridan> wwhat i cant help it
-*- corpseCommunion looks to cuCu, frowning lightly.
<Eridan> ...its sorta hilarious
<cuddlefishCuller> I am worse before I will start leaving my own... UG)(... time. Is wrong.
<corpseCommunion> W)(at does t)(at mean?
<Eridan> like the tables havve turned after all of these swweeps
<cuddlefishCuller> I t)(ink I'm better before. Somet)(ing confused me. )(ad work to do.
<corpseCommunion> I don't know. Are you?
<cuddlefishCuller> Sea!
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Ah, there it is. Felt like it took an eternity to find it, but-
-*- Eridan scratches the top of his head, raising an eyebrow at their communicating. It certainly was confusing.
<cuddlefishCuller> Plaices. T)(at exist before t)(ey are made. Disappear w)(en created. Stupid plaices.
<corpseCommunion> So Ring stuff.
-*- cuddlefishCuller rubs her face, seeming to calm a little.
<-> Horsaroni is now known as Mapledad
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Here they were.
-*- corpseCommunion steps up next to her, leaning against the counter too, looking to her. She's a little worried, really....
-*- chthonianGunslinger He pauses a bit, hovering just over the doorknob. He didn't want to hurt Jaspers, after all. He just wanted to make them understand. To make sure they weren't ever hurt again.
-*- Mapledad  Came to support his boy's decision of pink being a great color. He loves you Jaspers! And he'll always try and support your choices. Even if you're a princesscat video game figment.
-*- cuddlefishCuller shrugs.
<corpseCommunion> You okay?
<corpseCommunion> I mean, as okay as you usually are.
-*- Jaspersprite Dante get out mapledads doing a better job @ this
<cuddlefishCuller> )(aaa)(. Maybe. Fins are loud today. W)(at are you all up to?
-*- Mapledad  JASPERS DID YOU WEAR A SWEATER FOR YOUR TENTACLES? THEY LOOK AWFULLY COLD. BUT YOU'RE BECOMING A MAN AND IF YOU NEED SOME YOUTHFUL REBELLION WHO AM I TO STOP YOU?
<SeerPyrope> (FFFFFF)
-*- Mapledad  BUT IN CASE YOU DECIDE THAT YOU NEED SOMETHING FOR THEM I BROUGHT A SWEATER. THE ARMS HAVE BEEN LET OUT FOR YOUR ARMS.
<corpseCommunion> I /am/ going to want to talk wit)( you later. Maybe see if I can't get a grip on w)(at's up....
<corpseCommunion> Anyway, it doesn't seem like anyone's doing muc)( rig)(t now.
-*- Jaspersprite See look he even brought me things
-*- Mapledad  LEAVES A SWEATER ON THE COUCH ARM FOR JASPERS.
-*- Jaspersprite thank u^u
-*- Eridan yawns loudly
-*- SeerPyrope OH WH4TS TH1S?! 4 SW34T3R!? 1 TH1NK 1LL L1CK 1T!
-*- Mapledad  IT EVEN HAS A LITTLE KITTY EMBLEM STYLISHLY PLACED IN THE CORNER. IT'S LIKE THE BANANA REPUBLIC LOGO BUT WITH CATS! PUSSIES ALL OVER THIS SHIT!
-*- corpseCommunion ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥: pff.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...God help him here.
-*- corpseCommunion ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥: pffffff.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Just.
<cuddlefishCuller> )(ee. W)(at's t)(e Pyrope mistaking for a popsicle?
-*- corpseCommunion leans over, planting a kiss on cuCu's fin.
<corpseCommunion> 'kay?
-*- chthonianGunslinger Turrrrrn the handle...
-*- SeerPyrope licks and gnaws on the sweater.
-*- Mapledad  but on a serious note. He seriously doesn't know what's going on here. There's so many people here.
-*- cuddlefishCuller smiles, just a little.
<Eridan> has she gone crazy yet
<cuddlefishCuller> Not muc)( to say, reelly.
-*- Eridan eyes cuCu warily, like she is someone with a disease
<corpseCommunion> -Eridan, s)(ut up for a bit please.
-*- cuddlefishCuller glances at Eridan.
<Eridan> just sayin
<Mapledad>  ARE YOU JASPERS COSPLAYING FRIENDS? IT'S SO NICE HE'S MAKING REAL LIFE FRIENDS. NOW I REALIZE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND AN OLD FELLOW LIKE ME BUT I'LL TRY AND NOT CRAMP YUR STYLE. HAHAHAHA.
<cuddlefishCuller> Only like t)(em w)(en t)(ey are crazy, --Eridan?
<cuddlefishCuller> Or is it just t)(at t)(e sane ones run away?
<Mapledad>  YUR IS A YOUTHFUL SLUR. HAHA.
<corpseCommunion> W)(at do you mean t)(ere's not muc)( to say?
<Eridan> that makes no sense
<Eridan> yep you are crazy
-*- corpseCommunion snort.
<corpseCommunion> It makes plenty of sense, actually.
<Eridan> stay awway from me i dont wwant no crazy
<cuddlefishCuller> You seem so ---EXCITED by t)(e idea.
<SeerPyrope> YOU SUR3 4R3 LOUD M1ST3R BUT YOU M4K3 GR34T T4ST1NG SW34T3RS!
<cuddlefishCuller> Are you s)(ore it's not your big c)(ance?
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<Eridan> i met crazy /you/'s before
<Eridan> that is wwhy i wwant to stay the fuck awway from you
<cuddlefishCuller> )(o)(o)(o)(o.
<Eridan> because crazy you is fuckin crazy
<corpseCommunion> Anyway, t)(ere's always plenty to say about fins. Just ask Aranea, )(aa.
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<Mapledad>  THAT'S SOMETHING I PUT SERIOUS THOUGHT IN WHEN I MAKE SWEATERS!  BUT YOU'RE SO HIP GOING OUT AND TASTING FABRIC.
<Eridan> but since it is /you/ goin crazy
<cuddlefishCuller> )(mm. It's a s)(ame s)(e doesn't come around )(ere, reelly.
<Mapledad>  YOU AND JASPERS MUST BE REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS WITH YOUR LEVELS OF RADIACAL-NESS.
-*- Eridan laughs slightly "then thats not so bad"
-*- Slender-Man walks into the room
<corpseCommunion> Yea)(, it is.
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-*- cuddlefishCuller peers at Eridan.
<Eridan> the fuck are you starin at
<cuddlefishCuller> O)(? Do you t)(ink you cod take me on, drygills?
-*- corpseCommunion also casually closes the door to the kitchen so that Eridan will stop fucking heckling them.
-*- corpseCommunion SLAM.
-*- cuddlefishCuller pouts.
<Eridan> no i think you goin -
<cuddlefishCuller> I was )(aving FUN, Fef.
-*- Eridan frowns more
-*- cuddlefishCuller opens the door.
<corpseCommunion> I know, but it can wait, can't it?
<Slender-Man> ....nⓍⓍⓍⓍⓍⓍteeeeessss....
-*- corpseCommunion groans.
-*- Eridan just gives Feferi a look, his eyebrows raised
<cuddlefishCuller> Na)(, )(e'll get bored and fuck s)(ortFef or somefin.
<corpseCommunion> I don't t)(ink t)(at's too likely.
-*- Eridan quit cockblockin my black advvances horrorfef
-*- corpseCommunion doesn't give a damn about your black advances.
-*- Slender-Man stares at these people
-*- chthonianGunslinger dANTE IMMEDIATELY STOPS TURNING THE HANDLE AND GETS THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE SERIOUSLY
<Eridan> wwhy the hell is a long man thing in the livvin room
-*- chthonianGunslinger WHAT.
<cuddlefishCuller> But reelly, w)(at's t)(e fuss. Don't you )(ave your lusus' ec)(oes bouncing in your finkpan?
<corpseCommunion> Besides, )(e's not going to DIE or anyfin. I'm just worried! About YOU, specifically.
<SeerPyrope> Y3S J4SP3RS 4ND 1 G3T 4LONG V3RY W3LL!
<corpseCommunion> No!
-*- Jaspersprite Wait wh
-*- Jaspersprite wHAT HAPPENED
-*- chthonianGunslinger WHAT THE FUCK SI THAT.
<cuddlefishCuller> )(a)(. W--EIRD.
<Slender-Man> .....hhhheeeehhhhh....heeeeeehhhh....heeeeehhhhh...
-*- Mapledad  WAS HE CRAMPING YOUR STYLE DANTE? I'M SO SORRY. I THOUGHT I COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR WINGMAN BUT THIS OLD MAN'S JUST OVER THE HILL. HA-HA-HA.
<corpseCommunion> I don't, and t)(at is w)(y I am worried.
<Eridan> wwhat
-*- Mapledad maplesulk.
<Eridan> is something funny
<corpseCommunion> Because none of our alternates t)(at I've met )(ave.
-*- SeerPyrope hugs Mapledad.
<-> Jaspersprite is now known as calamitousGodlyhood
-*- calamitousGodlyhood L A U G H T E R
<cuddlefishCuller> >> Eridan and Pyrope : Spitroast Slenderman.
-*- Eridan but that is cockmongler's job
-*- corpseCommunion more like cockmangler
<-> calamitousGodlyhood is now known as Jaspersprite
<corpseCommunion> )(ow do you efin deal wit)( t)(at?
<-> gamerDater is now known as Terezii
-*- SeerPyrope WHY 4M 1 B31NG 1NCLUD3D 1N TH1S?
-*- Mapledad  hugged by the asian child. If only his only his own asian child would do so.
<Mapledad>  THANK YOU. I LOST MY "COOL" FOR A MOMENT.
-*- Slender-Man wiggles tentacles
-*- corpseCommunion wiggles tentacles back.
-*- Jaspersprite ... Oh. Was somebody coming? He almost missed it, really-- mostly just wrapped up in his own attempts at napping. His own... failed attempts at napping. "Who is it. 3:"
<cuddlefishCuller> )(ow do you deal wit)( anyfin?
<Eridan> hey male ter
-*- cuddlefishCuller grins, patting coCo's cheek.
<Eridan>  hey
<Eridan>  hey manter heheh oh that is good
<chthonianGunslinger> ...s'just me, jasps.
<corpseCommunion> It depends on w)(at I'm trying to deal wit)(, obviously.
<Eridan> like a manticore except manter
<chthonianGunslinger> hey, you uh
-*- Slender-Man tentacle fight
<Eridan> HEY
<chthonianGunslinger> wanna talk or somethin'?
<chthonianGunslinger> it's cool if you don't
<Eridan> terezi or wwhatevver the fuck your name is you bulge-havvin vversion of a girl i knoww
<cuddlefishCuller> It took a w)(ale. Just gotta pace myself! )(a)(a.
<corpseCommunion> Pace yourself wit)( w)(at?
<Jaspersprite> "... Are you gonna yell at me too?"
<cuddlefishCuller> Sometimes you just gotta swim and )(unt, sometimes you can be a troll.
<SeerPyrope> Y3S?
<corpseCommunion> A)()(.
<cuddlefishCuller> You )(ave your own )(ungers, )(mmmm?
<Eridan> psst
<Eridan> i gotta present for you
<chthonianGunslinger> ...no jasps, 'course not. i'd never yell at you, dude.
<corpseCommunion> I do, yea)(. So I guess I understand a little.
-*- Eridan holds hand behind his back
<SeerPyrope> OH?
<SeerPyrope> WH4T 1S 1T?
<corpseCommunion> It just feels unfair to you.
<cuddlefishCuller> W)(at is FAIR?
-*- SeerPyrope sniffs the air to try and figure out what it is.
-*- corpseCommunion snrk.
<cuddlefishCuller> )(undreds of us, punis)(ed wit)( futility because we aren't t)(--E RIG)(T ON--E?
-*- Eridan she smells nothing but Eridan seems to be ansy about it
-*- Eridan holds a hand out, like he is holding something in it
<Eridan> look come here
<corpseCommunion> I know it's not fair.
<Jaspersprite> "I thought dave wouldnt either." His response almost sounds defensive, really, before it's followed up by a quiet answer. "... Come in. :<"
<Eridan> come here and ...and smell it fuck i hate your blindness
<corpseCommunion> But w)(y s)(ouldn't I try to )(elp make fins a little bit LESS unfair?
<SeerPyrope> H3H3H3
<cuddlefishCuller> Anywave, wanna tell t)(at Terezi )(e's gotta let you fuck )(im before )(e's a member?
<corpseCommunion> It seems like t)(e rig)(t fin to do.
<corpseCommunion> Pff, w)(en was t)(at a rule?
<cuddlefishCuller> W)(enever people believe it.
-*- SeerPyrope scoots over. "Y3S?"
<corpseCommunion> Touc)(e.
-*- Eridan opens his hands and pops him in the face
-*- cuddlefishCuller beams.
-*- Eridan there was nothing ever there
-*- chthonianGunslinger He cautiously turns the handle, opening the pink door to reveal the feline wonderland inside.
<SeerPyrope> >:[
-*- Eridan also bursts into laughter at his mean prank
-*- chthonianGunslinger Or, y'know
<cuddlefishCuller> )(eeeey! Pyrope! Wanna come in t)(e kitc)(en?
-*- chthonianGunslinger It could just be a bedroom.
-*- SeerPyrope SOCKS Eridan in the gut as return.
<corpseCommunion> Speaking of w)(ic)(....
<Eridan> OOF
-*- Eridan falls over backwards
-*- Eridan is quickly up recovering as he takes off his cape and glares at male-ter
-*- SeerPyrope perks up. "OH! Y3S 1 WOULD!" Glances back to Eridan with a smirk. "N3XT T1M3 1M 4 G1RL 1LL SHOW YOU WH4T 1T R34LLY M34NS TO M3SS W1TH TH3 L4W! H3H3H3!"
-*- corpseCommunion casually brings her alternate into a brief kiss, if she'll let her. No tongue - it's a bit of a tender gesture.
-*- SeerPyrope slinks off to the kitchen.
<Eridan> HEy oh goddammit i wwasnt done wwith that asshole
-*- Eridan frowns and throws a pillow at the back of his head, can't SmELL THAT HUH
-*- SeerPyrope gives Eridan an taunting wave, unintentionally blocking the pillow.
<SeerPyrope> >:?
<SeerPyrope> ...
-*- Slender-Man drapes a tentacle over eridan's shoulder
<SeerPyrope> LOOKS L1K3 YOU F41L3D 4G41N!!
-*- SeerPyrope cackles and retreats to the kitchen.
<Eridan> oh fuck yo-
-*- cuddlefishCuller returns the kiss with a giggle before shuffling to the side and patting the counter between her and coCo.
-*- Eridan turns and looks over at the tentacle then up to the thing "get your slender mit things off of my shoulder you faceless fuck"
<cuddlefishCuller> Sit. Sit.
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-*- Slender-Man stares at his face
<corpseCommunion> I'm gonna )(ead off for a bit, alrig)(t?
-*- Eridan attempts to punch him in the nuts before he runs off
<corpseCommunion> I've got a few fins to deal wit)( and a bit to t)(ink about.
-*- Slender-Man does not even have nuts
<cuddlefishCuller> )(mmm. I guess.
<corpseCommunion> --ET)(ICAL issues...never fun.
<cuddlefishCuller> Take care, Y-ES?
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<corpseCommunion> I'll try. You too t)(oug)(, alrig)(t?
<corpseCommunion> I'll try to get back soon enoug)(.
<SeerPyrope> SO WH4T W4S 1T YOU F1N3 L4D13S W4NT3D M3 FOR~?
-*- Jaspersprite has yet to fully grasp the concept of imagining his room into a feline wonderland, no. Instead, Dante finds himself in the door frame of a plain old, messy and pink room-- a few piles of candy neatly placed on his dresser. And who's waiting just on the bed? Curled up on the sheets?
<corpseCommunion> Well, I don't know w)(at s)(e )(as in mind- pff, well no I )(ave an ID-EA of w)(at s)(e )(as in mind.
<Terezii> FOR FUN!
<corpseCommunion> But I am about to )(ead out myself.
-*- Jaspersprite /Nick cALAMITOUSGODLYHOOD --
-*- Slender-Man does not even flinch
<Slender-Man> ....heeeeeehhh....heeeeeehhhh....heeeeehhh....
-*- Jaspersprite Except n o
<cuddlefishCuller> )(mm. I mig)(t )(ave called you away for no good reason, )(A! Do you forgive me?
<SeerPyrope> WHY OF COURS3 HOW COULD 1 NOT~?
-*- cuddlefishCuller grins and kisses SP's cheek.
<cuddlefishCuller> Aren't you t)(e c)(armer.
-*- Slender-Man walks inside, and continues staring at people from a distance
-*- SeerPyrope grins and kisses them each on the cheek in return.
-*- corpseCommunion waves, now. "Goodbye! I'll be back soon enoug)(, Ring's will permitting."
<SeerPyrope> W3LL YOU TWO 4R3 /SUCH/ TH3 LOV3LY S3T OF L4D13S!!
-*- SeerPyrope waves goodbye back!
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-*- cuddlefishCuller giggles.
<cuddlefishCuller> )(ave fun Fef! So, you t)(et we are beautiful?
<cuddlefishCuller> (think)
-*- corpseCommunion slinks out, at that.
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-*- chthonianGunslinger Oh, Jasps...
<SeerPyrope> W3LL 1 WOULDNT KNOW R34LLY B3C4US3 1 C4NT S33 BUT YOU BOTH SM3LL GR34T!
-*- chthonianGunslinger He carefully approached the bed, shaking the lump with the gentlest of touches. "hey there, jasps."
<cuddlefishCuller> )(a)(a. W)(ale. Your nose is cleverer t)(an most, yes?
<chthonianGunslinger> y'ok?
<SeerPyrope>  1 WOULD HOP3 SO!! H3H3
-*- chthonianGunslinger Had to talk softly. Softly and gently, like cotton. Like singing a lullaby.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Fuck, was this hard.
-*- SeerPyrope read that as "like cotton candy singing a lullaby."
<cuddlefishCuller> )(ow are you settling in t)(en?
<Terezii> MMM COTTON C4NDY
<SeerPyrope> PR3TTY W3LL 4CTU4LLY!
<SeerPyrope>  1V3 M4D3 GR34T FR13NDS W1TH MYS3LF 4CTU4LLY!
<Jaspersprite> "Nuh uh." Said lump perks their head up with a low, begrudging murr-- appreciative at the gingerly tone of voice. "Dave hates me a whole bunch now and swore a whole bunch and. And."
<Jaspersprite> "And he hates me. :<"
<cuddlefishCuller> )(a)(a. Did you makeout?
<Terezii> TH4TS NOT GOOD
<Terezii> D4V3 1S USU4LLY N1C3
-*- Jaspersprite terezi water u doin in my room
-*- Jaspersprite didnt you read the sign it strictly says NO GRLZ ALLOWED
<SeerPyrope> OF COURS3~!
-*- Jaspersprite the e might be
-*- Jaspersprite backwards
<Terezii> 1 C4NT S33
-*- SeerPyrope  1'M NOT 4 G1RL C4N 1 COM3 1N?
<cuddlefishCuller> Mmm)(mm. Was it good t)(en?
<SeerPyrope>  1ND33D!!
<Terezii> BUT 1'M R4LLY FR13NDLY
<cuddlefishCuller> Made out wit)( anyone --ELSE?
<chthonianGunslinger> ...c'mon jasps, dave don't hate you.
<chthonianGunslinger> in fact, i just talked to him.
<SeerPyrope> HMMM W3LL 4LMOST BUT BOTH T1M3S TH3Y L3FT B3FOR3 W3 COULD R34LLY GO 4NYWH3R3!!
<chthonianGunslinger> he wanted ya to know that he's real sorry n' he didn't mean anythin' outta that
<cuddlefishCuller> Awww. T)(at's no good. T)(at's my trick! )(ee.
<chthonianGunslinger> he was just
<chthonianGunslinger> mad
<chthonianGunslinger> ...but not at you! definitely not at you, dude.
<SeerPyrope> OH~?
<Jaspersprite> "He was mad at alphy wasnt he."
<chthonianGunslinger> i...
<cuddlefishCuller> Not on porpoise, of course. But stuff comes up sometimes.
<SeerPyrope> OH Y3S! TH4T 1T DO3S!
<cuddlefishCuller> Wanna make out anywave?
<Terezii> TRU3
<chthonianGunslinger> ...yeah, yeah he was.
<SeerPyrope> MMMM HOW C4N 1 S4Y NO~?
<chthonianGunslinger> but he didn't mean t'yell at ya. he just-
<chthonianGunslinger> he got real scared, y'know? got reminded of some bad stuff.
<chthonianGunslinger> some real bad stuff.
-*- cuddlefishCuller shrugs from her perch on the kitchen counter, crooking a finger at SP
-*- SeerPyrope grins and heads on over, placing a hand on either side of Feferi before leaning in to kiss over her jaw.
<Jaspersprite> "Bad stuff that alphy did?" ... "Dante he is really trying to change it is true."
-*- cuddlefishCuller giggles, lifting her chin a little with a glub
-*- SeerPyrope kisses and licks at the bared skin before kissing up her neck and jaw to meet her lips.
<Jaspersprite> "And i know that it is hard to believe because of all the bad things that he did! But if i did not give him a chance to make up for it then i would be a bad friend."
<chthonianGunslinger> ...yeah, bad stuff that alphy did.
<chthonianGunslinger> he did a lot of bad stuff to dave. stuff he ain't gonna forget in a long, long time.
-*- cuddlefishCuller grins, kissing back as she slides her hands over SP's.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<chthonianGunslinger> ...listen, jasps, i know y'wanna trust him. you're a good friend, n' that's what good friends do. you don't want to give anybody the short end of the stick.
<chthonianGunslinger> n' who knows? maybe he is really tryin' t'change. granted i haven't seen 'im tryin' much, but-
<chthonianGunslinger> ...but that's not the point.
-*- SeerPyrope intrudes upon her mouth with his tongue, gliding it over her teeth tenderly as he raised a thumb to graze at the side of her hand.
<chthonianGunslinger> i just don't want t'see you gettin' hurt or anythin'.
-*- cuddlefishCuller slides her fingers over his, sucking at his tongue idly, raising an eyebrow.
<Jaspersprite> "So what do you want me to tell him dante? 'I do not believe you after all nope not at all consider our friendship over and done with'?" He can't help but grimace after saying those words, if only for a moment. "I know you dont want me to get hurt. And i appreciate it a whole ton!"
<Jaspersprite> "But he is being honest dante i can tell. With or /without/ your support-- even if i end up getting hurt-- this is a thing that i just need to do."
<chthonianGunslinger> ...i can't talk you outta this one, can i?
-*- SeerPyrope hums happily against her lips tongue running atop hers, eyes closed as a hand slips away to rest on her hip, squeezing it gently.
<Jaspersprite> "Nuh uh."
-*- cuddlefishCuller mmms, her fins wiggling as she slips her legs around SP's waist, toying with his tongue lazily.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...
-*- SeerPyrope grins against her lip before retracting his tongue and pulling away. "YOU T4ST3 SUBL1M3!!"
<cuddlefishCuller> O)(? And t)(at's just my mout)(, )(A!
<Terezii> MMM TH4T SOUNDS T4STY
-*- SeerPyrope grins more, and returns to kissing along her jaw, soon moving down to her neck, taunting and teasing the skin with his teeth so as to leave a mark.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Incredibly, he smiles. A sad, small smile.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...guess not, huh?
-*- cuddlefishCuller wiggles, her seadwellers skin thick and rough against his lips, her legs bending at the knee and pulling Pyrope closer
<Jaspersprite> "Please trust me dante. Just this once?"
<Jaspersprite> "He already got a bunch of chances but."
<Jaspersprite> "I think he deserves just one more. And after that that is it. :<"
<chthonianGunslinger> y'promise? pinky swear?
-*- SeerPyrope grins and snickers happily as he kisses over to the other side of her neck so as to leave a matching mark.
<Jaspersprite> "I dont have pinkies."
<Jaspersprite> "Silly. <:3"
-*- cuddlefishCuller glubs, sliding her hands up Pyrope's arms.
<SeerPyrope> (BRB)
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<chthonianGunslinger> ...heh, good point. guess i gotta take your word for it then, huh?
<Jaspersprite> "Uhuh!" Just for the sentiment of it, he goes so far as to offer a tentacle for the swear, his own smile creeping along his furry features. "You wont regret this dante you will not regret it at all! Purr purr."
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-*- chthonianGunslinger He takes the tentacle by the pinky, shaking it firmly. He's going to regret this, he just knows it...
-*- Jaspersprite The pact has been made.
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<Jaspersprite> "I hoped that you would understand. :3" The tentacle slips from the grasp of Dante's pinky to envelop him in a great big tentahug-- thankfully not so /crushing/ and /suffocating/ like the others.
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-*- Nitro THE PACT HAS BEEN MADE. WHAT IS WRITTEN CANNOT BE UNDONE.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...But there were some lessons that could only be learned through experience. Hopefully, Jaspers would learn one about trust and not pain. Hopefully.
-*- chthonianGunslinger OOF-
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Oh, this wasn't so bad.
-*- Jaspersprite is learning self control dante dante are you proud? 83
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<chthonianGunslinger> ...yer a good friend jasps, y'know that? a real good friend.
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