1998

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VCcxHf1SYw (instrumental)

Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Anon has had enough
Tired of gaming fluff
On /vr/ all day
Why's gaming gone this way?
Sick of the industry now
All he can say is "wow"
Had every cool console
But now they're fossils

Played a ton of FF Tactics
played and couldn't stop Quake
Played and got his ass kicked
Endlessly in Counter Strike
But now all FPS are one giant mess
Nothing but aim down sights
For fun nothing's been right since

The Sonic, and Starfox
Way before the Xbox
There was Banjo and F-Zero (With F-Zero, Mario Party
Games with no day one DLC
And all the gaming press
Say that he's misogynis {misogynis sans the 't' to rhyme
Cause he thinks gaming was great
in 19, 19, 1998

Woohoohoo
(1998)
Woohoohoo

He's played all the classics
He remembers fun
Baulder's Gate, MGS1
Import Dreamcast from japan
Duke he could never quit
Can't stand all this bloom filled shit
Got Half-Life for free
Only to still be waiting for three

Why games with random generation?
And why does every dev now need a donation?
When did adventures become a chore?
What happened to point n clicks, and horror
(On cartridges were)

Sonic, and Starfox
Way before the Xbox
There was Banjo and F-Zero (With F-Zero, Mario Party
Games with no day one DLC
And all the gaming press
Tell him he's misogynis
Cause he thinks gaming was great
in 19, 19, 1998

Woohoohoo

He Hates time, make it stop
Why do remasters make the tears drop?
And why'd Bethesda ruin Fallout?
Please make this stop, stop
Stop!
and make good

Sonic, and Starfox
Way before the Xbox
There was Banjo and F-Zero (With F-Zero, Mario Party
Games with no day one DLC
And all the gaming press
Tell him he's misogynis
Cause he thinks gaming was great
in 1998

Woohoohoo

Sonic, and Starfox
Way before the Xbox
There was Banjo and F-Zero (With F-Zero, Mario Party
Games with no day one DLC
And all the gaming press
Tell him he's misogynis
Cause he thinks gaming was great
in 1998