Chapter 3: Then Some Shit Happened

>Be day somthing or other
>Friends: a bunch
>Haters: way more
>Current spells: Telekinesis
>Bros: Big Mac
>Alright, waking up to the sun's glare in your face
>That bitch probably planed this shit
>Get out of bed, and go to bathroom
>Leave bathroom lightly sobing due to your condition
>Make some breakfast
>Knock on the door
>Use telekinesis to continue making pancakes as you open the door
>Celestia's guards tell you she wants her cake
>Levitate that bitch out of the oven nice, fresh, and one hundred percent delisious with cupcakes
>Guards seem skeptical but take it anyway and go
>Telekinesis finshes pancakes and you eat the shit out of them
>Now with that done time to get dressed and see where today takes you
>You walk outside and can't help but notice a faint thumping in the distance
>As you walk towards it it gets louder and you can here some voice
>You reach a house with beats of power resinating from the door
>You try knocking but what ever is going on they can't here you
>So you peer into the window to see Vinly working on a new song
>She notices you and stops the music
>The door opens and you enter
>"Yo yo Anon how's it hangin'"
"It's all good bra"
>You both laugh at your accent
>"So you like the beats?"
"Hell to the yeah"
>Music starts again
>She levitates some Applejack Daniels and passes one to you
>You take it and sit on the couch nearby
>Aww yeah personal DJ just for Anon
>She mixes about 4 songs and finishes with a badass light show
>You can't help but clap when she's done
>"Now for the best part" she climbs on her turntables and stage dives on the couch
>She lands on top of you and then shit got weird
"Hey there...sooo...what uhh...what's goin on?"
>All she does is stare into your eyes, obviously with sex on the mind
>She lustly licks her lips, and you just lie there uncomfortablely
>Kisses your cheek, then lips, then neck
"Uhh...Vinly? you alright?"
>Her magic removes your shirt and you already know where this is going
>"Relaaax man I don't bite," she kisses your lips again, "...hard."
>Aww shit gotta find a way to get outta here
>You'd use force but her magic is stronger
>You'd levitate her off you but she just cancels your spell
>Aww man I think I might get raped here
>"Man," she rubs her face on your chest, "your chest is wicked soft"
>She looks up to you, closes her eyes and suddenly your pants fly off
>You can feel the heat from her marehood on your groin
>Aww shit this is it
>...
>"*snore*"
>What the fuck?
>She fell asleep on your chest
>As you pick her up and lay her on her couch, she starts drooling
>Got them clothes on and left Vinly's house
>I'll just blame that on the drugs and preserve the friendship

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Meanwhile
>You are Big Mac
>Yesterday ya slapped the mess outta yore sister
>Now it's breakfast time and it's gunna be awkward as hell
>Still yore prepared fore whatever happens
>You walk down stairs and see Applebloom
>"Mornin' Big Mac"
"Mornin' squirt"
>You russle her mane
>"Hay ah'm not little"
"Aw ah'm just messin"
>Suddenly Applejack walked in the room
"Mornin' sis" you give a small smile to try and ease the tension
>She just gets some hay and sit at the table
>You saw that coming
>"Hay sis? didn't ya hear Big Mac?"
>"Yea ah heard 'im"
>She looks at ya with extreme hate
>"Well ya should at least greet 'im or sumtin"
>She stays silent
>"...Big Mac can ah talk to you outside please?"
"Ok"
>You walk with Applejack out tha front door
"Sooo...what's on yer mind?"
>She seems unfazed at your attempt to be oblivious about the soon to be arguement
>"You already know..."
"*sigh*"
>You pick a sprig of wheat and place it in your mouth
>You keep your cool and you bored expression as Applejacks starts the conversation
>"Alright let's see where to begin?," she looks like she gonna punch you, "Oh ah know how about what tha fuck was that yesterday?"
"..."
>"Hello!? Equestria to Big Mac!"
"Please keep yore voice down, we don't want Applebloom or Granny Smith ta get involved"
>"Fine! we'll continue our disscussion in tha fields"
>You slowly walk with her to the middle of the fields
>"Ok now back to mah previous question," she clears her throat, "What the FUCK....WAS....THAT....YESTURDAY?!?"
>You still keep your calm bored expression
"There's no need for yellin Applejack"
>She put her hoof to her face
>"AH'LL FUCKIN YELL IF AH WANT," she points at you, "YER JUST DOGGIN MAH QUESTION
"Okay ah'll explain mahself..."
>"Finally" she leans on a tree and folds her hooves
"...ah told ya that Anon was and good guy rite?"
>"Yeah"
"Well it ain't rite to just try and force yerself upon those who are kind and just tryin ta get through the day," you clear your throat, "just like maw and paw taught us before they passed"
>"humph, so that's it you tryin ta get me ta feel bad cause ah forgot ol maw and paw?"
"..."
>"Th' silent treatment, well," she stands on all four hooves now "ah already told ya sooner or later ah'm gonna git what ah want"
"..."
>She gets in your face
>"And you ain't stoppin me"
"Ya ain't gonna fight me, rite?"
>"Not at first, but if ya provoke me"
"...Then ah won't hesitate to take you down"


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>You are Anonymous
>You were just walkin down the street when a familiar blue hair unicorn galloped towards you
>"Heya Anon," she seems a little embarrassed, "ya got a minute"
"Sure Vinly what's up"
>"About the whole thing earlier I didn't mean anything by it ya know"
"Hmm? and I thought it was because I was so soft"
>"Yeah I was on some ex my bud gave me and kinda got outta hand"
>Drugs, knew it
"Aw no worries Vinly it's cool"
>"Cool buy ya a drink or somethin'?"
"Sure"
>You and Vinly go to some resturant and she buys you lunch
>The only thing you could even think about eating was the hay fries
>Everything else was flowers and flower accessories
>Still the hay fries weren't completely terrible even though they could have made french fries
>I mean really they got potatoes and enough technology to make a deep fryer why not put two and two together
>But you weren't there to complain you were there to hang with Vinly
>You and her converse about pretty much nothing for a bit till she gets up to go to the bathroom
>While you sit at your table alone some random colt with a camera around his neck walk up to you
>"Wow you're dating DJ PON-3!?"
"What"
>He suddenly takes your picture and runs off
>What the fuck?
>Your vision quickly returns from the bright ass flash directly in your face
>Vinly returns
>"Hey what's up?" she sees you rubbing your eyes
"Some random kid took my picture out of nowhere
>"Maybe he's putting a ransom on your head"
>You both chuckle
>I can see it now Celestia says 4000 bits for my head alone
>You both keep talking about stuff and nonsense for a bit till some guy walk to you
>"Wow so it is true!," the random pony gets a pen and paper, "ca' ah get youw auogrph?"
"Why?"
>He puts the pen on the table
>"Because of this," he pulls out a newspaper

DJ dates Human

DJ PON-3 now dating new Human in town Anonymous David Davidson
more news on pg.4!!

"..."
>"So can I have your autograph please?"
>You get up
"Sorry Vinly I gotta cut this short"
>"Where ya goin"
"To beat some ass"

---

>You ask around town to know where the paper is printed
>Finally somep0ny who worked for the press walked you to the factory
>You enter leaving him behind
"Alright who's the motherfucker who's spreading lies about me?"
>Everyp0ny drops what they're doing when they see you in such a happy mood
>One pony finally grows the balls to speak
>"So I take it your not happy with the latest paper"
"Hell no!"
>"Welp saw that coming, come on we'll clear your name"
>You and one of the workers walk to the office of somep0ny yelling his ass off
>"Cheif's in here you can try and reason with her"
>Her? that sounds like a dude in there this might not be good
>Shut up rational thinking
>You enter the office and see the same pony who took your picture being chewed the fuck out by some bitch in a chair
"Ahem!"
>The bitch stops yelling at him and looks at you
>She wasn't really anyp0ny special, she was some sort of orange with a light blue mane, glasses, wearing a hat you'd see repoters wear
>"What do you want?"
> Ok we're off to a good start
"Yea I'm the guy in the paper dating a famous dj and I'm wondering who's ass to kick"
>She gets out of her chair and walk to you
>"That would be me, and I'm telling you now I'm not changing the paper," she's a few inches from your face with a smug grin, "so welcome to your new life"
>You look at her blankly
"...Well you said your the pony and you got in my face so you were literally asking for this"
>You grab her by the tail and drag her to the main hall
>She trys to struggle out of your grip but your stronger than her
>You reach the hall in no time and lift her up
"Hey everyp0ny listen up"
>They all stop again and pay attention
"She literally said I can kick her ass and just so you all believe me I recordedd everything"
>You pull out your trusty tape recorder and play the tape
*click* "...I'm wondering who's ass to kick"
>"That would be me..."*click*
"Undeniable proof so nop0ny call Celestia's guards cause I have permission, so you all can continue your work while I have a chat with your cheif"
>You turn to the nearest secretary
"Is there a basment or something here where everp0ny won't hear anything"
>She looks terrified
"Don't worry I won't kill her I just don't want to bother anyp0ny"
>"...Y-yeah just go to the bottom of the stairs"
"Thanks"
>You again drag the pony by the tail down the stairs
>You didn't care much uf she hit her head on the stairs, but you didn't want her knocked out just yet
>You force her into the basement and throw her against the wall
>Upon impact she gets back up and enters attack mode
"Alright now I'm going to give you two options: You can make another paper saying what you said was lies, or I can persuade you to" you crack your knuckles, but still give her a blank stare
>"And I'll tell you this...GO...BUCK...YOURSELF"
"This aughta be fun"
>CHARGE
>She throws a punch at your face
>But you sidestep and get her right in the gut
>She gets a good swing at your chin as she rises back up
>You retaliate by punching her in the face and knocking her to the floor
>She staggers back up and trys to trip you
>You dodge by jumping on top of her and pound continuasly on her face
>She kicks you in the nuts and you engage in a big bear hug to disable her from attack you while you recover
>Once you regain your strength you punch her in the cunt and kick her across the room
>She trys to get back up but instead is met by your fist knocking her back to the ground
>You then grab her tail again and throw her on the ground
>She lays on the ground writhing in pain
>"...Ok...no more"
>You stop your assault and looks at her breathing heavily
"So...now we have an understanding?"
>"...Yes"
>"Also don't write shit about anyp0ny I know or I'll be back"
>"...How the fuck am I suppose to do that"
>You pull out a sheet of paper, write on it and hand it to her
"Anyp0ny on that list and I'll kick your ass again
>"...Fine!"
>You pick her up gently and enter nice guy mode
"Sorry I had to do that, it wasn't anything personal"
>She scoffs
>Expected that
>How to lighten the mood?
>you start softly singing a lullaby Flutteshy sang once
>Still you remember it perfectly as though you heard it five minutes ago
"Hush now quiet now it's time to lay your sleepy head, hush now quiet now it's time to go to bed..."
>As you sang the cheif fell asleep in your arms
>You walk to her office and set her on her chair
>Good thing you didn't break any bones or else everyp0ne would called the guards
>In fact even though you beat her ass, it looked like she won
>With you covered in blood and scars, your clothes tattered and a black eye
>You should head to Flutters' to get patched up

---

>After your whole Bruce Lee moment you head to Fluttershy's house for a little R and R
>You knock on the door and Fluttershy immediately gets her first aid kit
>"Anon what happened?" she says as she wipes the blood away from your face
"Aw just a little arguement, but it's all good now"
>"Well you shouldn't argue with people like this," she looks at you with diabetus eyes, "you could get hurt"
>Lived here for an unknown amount of time and she's still the most adorable thing you've ever seen
>You give her a soft hug
"It's alright Flutters we humans are made of tougher stuff than you think"
>She hugs back and you just sit there for a while
>It almost killed you to break that hug and you just sat there staring Fluttershy in the eyes just getting lost
>She said something but you couldn't hear it
>In fact it seemed like your head was zooming in on Fluttershy's
>Suddenly something touched your lips and you close your eyes
>HOLY SHIT I JUST KISSED FLUTTERSHY
>You immediately come to your senses and break the kiss
>A thin line of saliva made you blush extremely
"S-sorry I wasn't thinking a-and I just," suddenly you look all around the room for something, but you can't think of what, "Oh man..uh don't hate me ok it won't happen again and I was just being stupid and..."
>Fluttershy puts her hoof on your cheek and pulls you in for another kiss
>She breaks the kiss much to your dissmay
>"It's okay Anon"
>Damn that smile it'll end me one day
>You both sat on Fluttershy's floor for...some amount of time
>You lost track as you just stared into Fluttershy's eyes and stroked her man slowly
>You get up and sit on her couch
"Sorry the floor was a little uncomfortable"
>"I'll get some tea, and I won't try to drug you this time"
>You both chuckle as she gets some tea
>She hands you a cup and this time she has one too
>You take a sip and...HOLY MOTHERFUCKING JESUS'S DICK THIS IS GOOD
"You know Flutters I don't usually drink tea, but this tastes great"
>"Thank you" she takes a sip and you both sit on the couch in eachother's arms
>Man she is so soft and cuddlly
>She nuzzles your chest and looks into your eyes
>You look back while stroking her mane slowly
>Man nothing could ruin this moment
>Suddenly a knock at the door
>"Hey Fluttershy, you there?"
>Sounds like Rainbow Dash
>"Yeah it's not locked"
>Rainbow Dash enters and sees you and Fluttershy on the couch cuddlling
>When I said nothing could ruin this moment I was serious
>So right now just not giving a fuck at all
"Hiya Dash"
>You wave to her and continue stroking Fluttershy's mane softly
>"Soooo...what's happin' man"
"Not much just chillin"
>"Nothing's happening at all?"
"Nope just sittin here with Flutters"
>You hug her softly and look at Rainbow Dash
>"...Nothing?"
"Mmmyep"
>"Ok I'll say it, Fluttershy what are you guys doing?"
>"Nothing Rainbow Dash just relaxing here with Anon"
>"Oookay?...so I'll just leave then," she nears the door, "see you guys later then?"
>You both say sure and Rainbow leaves
>Bitch didn't close the door but thanks to your magic neither of you had to get up and break this amazing moment
>You both keep sitting there just enjoying eachother's company until nightfall
>Then you had to do the worst thing ever
>You reluctantly get up and slowly walk to the door
"Uhm...today was nice, and I hope to see you again"
>"Me too"
>Before you leave you get a peck on the cheek and a smile
>While outside staring at he night sky, you can't get Fluttershy out of your mind
>Sure it's crazy to be attracted to a horse but you just don't give a shit
>She just so freaking awesome why wouldn't anyp0ny want to just love the shit out of her
>Damn I'm a fucked up individual
>Still not giving any fucks though
>Maybe I could give it a try I mean it's not like I'll just find some humans out of nowhere so I guess my only option would be somep0ny I care about
>And that medal would go to either Fluttershy or Pinkie
>Don't suppose they'd go for a three way
>you chuckle as you enter your house
>Suddenly your lights turn themselves on
>"Hai there sugacube"
>Aw shit no, I know that voice
"Hey there Applejack," you start sweating, "What uh...what's goin on"
>She starts getting closer as you start backing towards the door
>"Oh nuthin me an' Rainbow just wanted ta say hi"
>Suddenly your door closes and reveals Rainbow Dash behind it
>"Hey Anon"
"Hey Rainbow Dash"
>You start backing up towards the couch
"Well you guys said hi so you guys need anything?"
>Applejack laughs
>"Oh we need sumthin alright"
>Both ponies look at you with sex eyes
>"And it's really special," Rainbow Dash added
>Damn I know where this is going
>And there's two of them I can't take them on alone
"You want me to bake you something"
>"You could bake me a cupcake"
>PINKIE OUT OF NOWHERE
>You share a "Wait whut?" with RD and AJ
>"Or you could bake a cake or something else delisious"
"Oh don't tell me your in on this too"
>"In on what?"
>Hell yes safety
"Whew, okay Pinks lets get baking"
>You start to walk to the kitchen
>When RD punches Pinkie to the floor
>"WHAT THE HELL RD?!?"
>"Fuck this I need this more than anything"
>A knock at the door
>You magic the door open and enters Big Mac
>He takes a look at what's going on and stares blankly
>"So ya ignore mah warnin and got yer friend hurt," he beams at AJ, "are ya proud o' yerself"
>Applejack looks down ashamed
>"...N-no"
>She turns to you
>"Ah'm sorry Anon ah'll leave ya alone if ya want"
"Well...I guess I couldn't stay mad at you forever but it'll take sometime"
>"...DAMN IT FUCK THIS SAPPY SHIT," Rainbow Dash starts flying, "I'M GETTING WHAT I NEED NOW!!!!"
>As she starts to zoom towards you but her tail is grabbed by AJ
>"Enough Rainbow we're done"
>"But I'm not" she bucks AJ in the mouth and she falls to the floor
>"Now to get what's mine"
>She starts to trot over to you but is met by Big Mac
>His face goes from Her Applejack about 4 times
>It also grows angrier and angrier everytime
>"...Don't even think for a second you can take me on Rainbow"
>He puts his face inches away from hers
>"Walk...away....now"
>RD scoffs
>"You think I'm scared"
>"You should be"
>"Whatever I'm still getting what I want"
>"hmm"
>IS HE FUCKING BACKING AWAY
>"Finally now c'mere sexy"
>She hops up on the couch and you start backing away again
>Suddenly Big Mac bucks the ever loving shit out of her and she bounces off the side of couch
"HOLY FUCK," you start poking RD, "is she dead"
>Big Mac goes back to his bored look
>"Naw that's why ah let 'er get on the couch so her head would impact on the couch and not kill her"
>Smart
>Pinkie comes to
>"Holy moly what happened?"
"It's alright Pinkie, nop0ny's hurt"
>Aj gets up and sees RD out cold
>"Ya didn't kill Mac, rite?"
>"Naw she's fine," he gives her a stern look, "but you've got some thinkin ta do AJ, ya got yer friend hurt and mad me hurt yer other friend"
>"Ah know ah know," she turns to you, "ah'm awful sorry Anon and ah don't expect you ta forgive me but still for what it's worth"
"You know what AJ it's all good we can talk about it tomorrow"
>Big Mac gives Applejack a small smile
>"Thanks for givin me another chance," she trots to the door, "Come on Mac let's go"
>AJ picks up Rainbow Dash and leaves with Mac behind her
>"See ya tomorrow Anon, an remember ah got yer back"
>You give him a thumbs up before he went out the door
"So Pinks," you smile at her, "Ya still wanna bake those cupcakes"
>She lights up with excitement
>"Sure! also can I sleep over tonite?, it's really late and the Cakes don't need me tomorrow"
"Meh, Okay you're cool so why not"

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>The next day you and Pinkie head up to Sweet Apple Achers
>Pinkie bounces ahead of you as you walk to your destination
>You can't help but notice when her tail rises not only do you get a peek at her neather area but it smells like...
>She used my hand to jerk her off when I first showed up didn't she
>Meh since I've kinda broken every barrier of morality I have by kissing horses and have a crush on ponies I don't really care right now
>Instead you enjoy the veiw and try to mentally stop your boner
>You've had lots of practice on Earth so it's not that hard
>Finally The farm
>Knock on the barn and opens Big Bro
>"Heya Anon, Pinkie," he steps aside so you two can enter, "Applejack'll be down in a minute"
>You both enter and sit at the table
>Big Mac takes a seat next to you
>Applejack enters the kitchen and sits across from you
>"Alrite now that everyp0ny's here AJ how 'bout you start"
>"Alrite," she clears her throat, "Ah wanna start by again sayin how sorry ah am about tryin ta rape ya," she turns to Pinkie, "And gettin one of mah best friends hurt when things got outta hand"
>"Aww," Pinkie gives her a major hug, "No worries AJ it wasn't your fault"
>"It sorta is if ah never wanted Anon so bad then this wouldn't have happened"
"I'm curious as to why you wanted me so badly anyway?"
>As if you didn't already know
>"To be honest ah don't know it's just when ah saw ya it's like somthin' in mah mind just clicked and ah just got really hot when ah was around ya"
"A crush?," you start blushing, "wow I'm flattered but I'd like to just be friends if you don't mind"
>"Alrite Anon ah won't try nuthin no more"
>"Well now that that's outta th' way let's discuss another topic"
>He whistles and some dog wheels in Rainbow Dash tied up in a wheel barrel
>"Let...Me...GO!!"
>Big Mac gets a stern look
>"Nope"
>"You gotta stop actin crazy girl" AJ adds
>"I'm not crazy HE is"
"Implying I'm the crazy one, you knocked out Pinkie and Applejack and tried to rape me!", you try to keep your cool, "if wasn't for Big Mac you would've rode my cock till I was tapped out
>Everyp0ny seemed embarrassed except Big Mac who chuckled loudly
>"...I wouldn't 've done that," she's averting your gaze so obviously she's lying
"...Look me in the eyes and say that"
>"Hell no"
>"Liar" AJ says before you could
>"You have no right to call me out, what about you? you would milked Anon till blood came out"
>"Ahem!, language Rainbow you don't want me ta get mad"
>She zips her lip and Pinkie finally raises her hand
>"Ooo oo can I say something?"
"Uhhh...sure Pinks, what's on your mind?"
>"What about when you came to Sugarcube Corner after going to Fluttershy's," she turns to you, "she was suuuper super jealous when she told me of you and Fluttershy cuddling on the couch and..."
>"SHUT UP PINKIE!!!"
>"So that was it petty jealousy?," Big Mac scoffs, "at least mah sis had a crush on Anon"
>"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!"
>"In fact of all the reasons to rape somep0ny that's gotta be the most pathetic..."
>"SHUT UP!!!"
>"Anon isn't even your special somep0ny so you didn't even have a right to be jealous"
>Rainbow growls, trying to break the binds on her shoulders as Mac continues
>"Anon should ah go on or is she riled up enough?"
"Hmm...I think she deserves one more from me"
>"Go ahead then"
>You take a few seconds to clear your throat
>Total dickmode?
>Total dickmode
"Rainbow I saw you as one of my closest friends I mean we hung most of the time and you were the second person to befriend me when I first showed up, so this really hurt when you betrayed me like that..."
>"SHUT...UP" she chewing at the ropes around her
"No Rainbow, I called you Rainbro for a reason and now I can't even look at you right now," you hold her cheeks so she'll look you in the eyes, "you need to remember who you friends are and get over your jealousy"
>You let her go and walk out of the barn like a boss
>Everyp0ny else follows you giving Rainbow looks of anger and pity
>All you can hear is Rainbow sobbing loudly
>You feel bad but you had to set her straight

---
>As you walk back home with Pinkie behind you, you've got millions of things floating in your head
>Who's my special somep0ny? Why do ponies keep raping me? Where the fuck am I walking?...
>You look around you and you see yoour in the middle of a field almost under Canterlot
>"Hellooo Anon?"
>You give Pinkie your attention
>"Finally I've been trying to talk to you, first off where are we going and second I'm hungry so what we gonna eat?"
"Don't you guys usually eat grass I mean it's kinda all around us so help yourself"
>"Hmm? Wow! Thanks!"
>Pinkie starts eating and you return to your thoughts
>You just stand there and blankly stare at Pinkie bend over and chew some grass
>You start to get wicked ideas but you shrug them off
>"If I rape Pinkie I'd be no better than Rainbow Dash so stop it"
>Still you just can't help but stare at her cutie mark
>Now your thoughts go to Fluttershy
>Sweet,adorable little Fluttershy, theirs no way I could even think of raping her even if she tried to rape me
>You kick yourself so you can stop getting dirty thoughts
>Pinkie just so happened to notice
>"Hey Anon is ther something wrong"
>You can't lie to those puppy dog eyes but you don't want to tell her you momentarily thought of holding her down and shoving your cock in her
"Look Pinks I'll come clean, I like you..."
>She brightens up with excitement
"...but I like Fluttershy too and I'm just standing here torn between you and her"
>You close your eyes partialy because you expect her to punch you
>However Pinkie looks hella excited
"Uhh...you ok Pinks?"
>"Yeah in fact I think I have an idea, grab my tail"
"Oookay?"
>You grab her tail and it's like a dimentional rift opened up, then in a flash your under your bed
"What the actual fuck?"
>"Yeah isn't it great?"
"I guess"
>You crawl your way out and stand in your bedroom
>"Ok now sit down"
>You sit on your bed and Pinkie reachs in your closet
>she pulls out a very confused Fluttershy with a cup of bird seed in her mouth
>She drops the bird seed a once she realizes where she is
>"Anon! I was just feeding my birdies when suddenly..."
"It's cool Flutters I'm as confused as you are," you turn to Pinkie, "so what's your idea there Pinks"
>She whispers something Flutters and she blushes like ther's no tomorrow
>She whispers back and Pinkie nods confirmingly
"Uhh...am I missing something here"
>Pinkie grabs Fluttershy and holds her closely
>Fluttershy takes the lead and they kiss passionatly right in front of you
>You in turn blush majorly and finally can't supress your boner
"Oookay so um..."
>"You like" Pinkie says breaking the kiss
"Hell yeah"
>"Then why don't you join" Fluttershy adds
>Well what do you know they were up for a threeway
>You get up but Fluttershy pins you down
>"Ahh ahh ahh now it's my turn"
>She pulls your shirt off as Pinkie unzips your pants
>You lay there in your boxers while Fluttershy hovers above you
>"Are you ready?"
>None of your blood is going to your ears but you still nod
>Fluttershy turns to face your erect member sticking out and begging for attention
>You have a perfect veiw of her marehood as they get to work on your little friend
>Pinkie almost rips off your boxers as she Fluttershy stare deeply at your dick
>Flutters is the first one to give a nice long lick from the base to the tip
>Then Pinkie gave you head a kiss
>It was like she knew your head was sensitive as you shivered with pleasure
>Fluttershy then put her muzzle to the tip
>Her breath was hot and it made you want to shove you dick in her mouth but you waited for your prize instead
>She licked in small cicles and short pecks till finally she took the whole thing in her mouth
>Pinkie was working your balls with her tounge and the tag team of these ponies almost sent you over the edge
>They both simeltaniously stopped and it made you slightly cry
>"It's time for the main event," Fluttershy turned to Pinkie, "this time you lead"
>"Okaaay"
>Pinkie hops up and her warmth reaches all the way down your shaft
>ALL TORPEDOS GET READY FOR IMPACT
>You enter Pinkie's pie and it feels fuckin amazing
>Warm and gooey just like a real pie
>"Ya comfy?"
"Fuck yes!"
>"Good now lets start"
>She begins to move her hips in a piston motion fast enough for you to feel every inch enter and exit her hole
>You feel nothing but pure greatness but notice Flutters looking lonely
>You motion her over to you and she immediately gets the hint
>She hovers her marehood above your head somewhat teasing you
>You act on impulse and drag her down so you could eat her out
>Her squeals of delight and Pinkie's constant moans causes your room to have an intense atmosphere
>Both ponies came like it was timed
>But you weren't done yet
"So who wants to finish off the human?"
>"I'll do it"
>Fluttershy hovers her hole over your member snd slowly slides you in
>She slides all the way to the base of your dick and stops
>"Fluttershy's a virgin so be gentle with her," Pinkie whispers to you
>You suddenly got the greatest boner ever thinking about deflowering such a delicate flower
>You could feel your evil thoughts coming back but you immediately shook them off as Fluttershy began to speak
>"...Okay...I'm ready...you can start moving now" she manages to say through deep breaths
>You took the signal and entered and exited as slowly as you could, which wasn't very but you still want her to be comfortable
>She seems to be enjoying herself from the look of lust on her face
>"Faster...if you wouldn't mind"
>Damn even when having sex she gives you diabetus
>You oblige and speed up just the right amount of speed to send her to the moon
>As your nearing the edge you can see she's getting close
>...or it could be the fact she screaming 'I'm going to come' and 'Come inside me' at the top of her lungs
>Anyway you finish inside and fucking pass out with the yellow pegasus hunched over on top of you

---

>You awaken later with Fluttershy and Pinkie in your arms
>It was dark out and the moonlite seeped in through the window
>You get up and let the calming night air fill the room
>You stared at the moon for what seemd like hours lost in your thoughts
>Most of them thinking how great today was
>The rest you don't even pay attention to
>You turn to stare at the two you loved lying in your bed
>Man, they're both so adorable in their own way
>Each so different from eachother yet equally magnificent
>Fluttershy is timid and calming, being around her is like a dream where I'm falling into a feeling of nothing but total bliss and happiness, where I know I could die but, it's like there's an invisible safety net that just lets me fall forever
>While Pinkie is the fireball of a time bomb that goes off every second, the sparks shooting in each direction, all separate the others destiny except for that one, the one that's the brightest falling into one of it's sister sparks until it causes a wild fire that destroys nothing but saddness
>Both so beatiful that the very thought of either of them getting hurt, even the slightest, would cause my entire world to shatter
>Man, I'm a fragile guy no wonder on earth everyone around me tried to break me
>Those who failed became the friends I had, those who succeeded were met by me breaking them
>Truely I was a mental fighter since I wasn't very good physically
>You take a deep breath and stare out the window some more
>Memories of those you've left flood your mind but you push them back where they belong
"No need to dwell on the past anymore," you choke back tears and close your eyes, "I'm here forever I've even made a life for myself and now there's too much to let go now"
>Fluttershy wakes up and sees you lost in your thoughts
>She trots over to you and nuzzles your leg
>Pinkie wakes up shortly after and jumps on your shoulders
>she wraps her hooves around your neck and you fall backwards
>Your not surprised or hurt, you just look into her eyes and smile
>"So did you enjoy my little plan?"
"Yeah," you stare at the ceiling, "It was great"
>Fluttershy sits next to you
>"How did I do?, if you don't mind me asking"
>You chuckle at stare at her
"You did great, both of you"
>"I'm starving what's for dinner?"
"Whatever we can find to be honest"
>You get up and walk downstairs
>Pinkie Jumps down your stairs and lands perfectly
>Fluttershy just settles for fluttering down
>You open the fridge and are greeted by Celestia's cake and cupcakes for tomorrow
>Need some real food not sweets
>You find some lettace and other things to make a pretty boss salad
>You set three bowls of your vegetarian creation on your kitchen table
>The three of you sit down and eat the shit out them
>You wonder what time it is but there's no clocks around so it's pretty much up to guess
>Make a mental note to go buy a clock sometime
>Pinkie finshes first
>"Welp gotta go, The Cakes are probably worried about me see ya!"
>She gives you a hug and trots to door
>"Love ya Anon and Fluttershy"
>She goes out the door, leaving you and Fluttershy alone
>She sit across from you with a seemingly permanent grin
>She casts a few glances your way but hides under her mane when you make eye contact
>You finally decide to break the silence
"Sooo Fluttershy how's Angel?"
>"...he's fine"
>Things go quiet again with Fluttershy just grinning and blushing, averting your gaze
>You clear your throat to get her attention
"...How's the weather?"
>You put on wide grin to try and start a conversation
>"It's looks alright"
>Things go quiet for about 30 minutes, until Fluttershy breaks the silence this time
>"I'm...really happy we did...that," she finally looks you in the eyes, "I'm glad you were...my first," she stares at the floor smiling, "...I love you Anon"
>Your heart freaking melted when she said that
>You never even had a serious relationship before
>And now you just feel like everything in your universe was set in motion
"...I love you too Fluttershy"
>She flies into your arms and you both hug for...aw who gives a shit you just love it too much to care
"Hey uhm...wanna...stay over and...watch the sun rise?"
>"...I'm sorry Anon but I have to finish feeding my animals"
>Now you feel like hammered dog shit
"Oh sorry I forgot...maybe another time heh" you scratch the back of you head and walk Fluttershy to the door
>"Well I really liked today...with you and Pinkie"
"Me too heh"
>You hug one more time and she flies home
>You swear you can hear her singing about something but you shrug it off and go back to bed

---

>The next day was nothing special, except Princess Fat-bitch wants her cake made fresh in front of the guards now
>At least you still have Pinkie to help you
>You also manage to make out when their not looking so it wasn't all bad
>Now to go buy that clock
>You walk into market square
>However your stopped by Scootaloo
>"You! You broke Rainbow Dash!"
>She charges you and starts pounding your knees
>Her little marshmellow hooves tickle so you just pick up the little flailing filly
"Can ya calm down and tell me what's wrong?"
>She eventually stops squirming and stares at you with extreme hate
>"You broke Rainbow Dash"
"Oookay? expain"
>She won't come out of her house and when I finally figure out how to reach her house all she screams about is you"
"Wow want me to talk to her?"
>"You've done enough now let me go"
"I'm gonna go learn a spell so I can go talk to Rainbow Dash"
>You carry the squirming filly to Twilight's library
>When you casually greet Twilight with Scootaloo tucked under your arm flailing her front and back hooves she askes what's up
"I need a spell that lets me walk on clouds"
>"Uhh sure," she takes the hint that we're just ignore Scoots, "here"
>You levitate the book in front of you face and can't read it for the life of you
>You then pass it to Twilight so she can teach you
>She says it's a tough spell but you learn it in no time even if Scootaloo was trying to disrupt your concentration
>You then borrow Twilight's hot air balloon and Spike gives you a ride to Rainbow's cloud home
>You walk on the cloud feeling like fucking Jesus and knock on her door
>"Go away!"
"Rainbow it's me"
>"...I repeat GO AWAY!"
"Not leaving you know"
>"Then freeze to death out there"
"It's the middle of the summer and it's the afternoon"
>"Then get a heat stroke"
"The temperature at this altitude is perfect, so ya gonna let me in or do I have to kick the door down"
>"Go Away"
"Damn and I really liked this door"
>You rear up your leg but Rainbow opens the door before you kick it down
>"Fine come in"
>You enter and get a look at everything
>First you notice Rainbow Dash looks terrible and she's been crying for a while
>Second it feels incredibly homey here and look a turtle :)
>You set Scoot down and she rushes to Dash's side
>"Rainbow Dash what's wrong?"
>"...Sorry ya had to see me like this kid," she pats her head, "but ya gotta go I have alot to talk about with Anon here"
>"But Dash..."
>"I know you worry about me but it's cool"
>She heads for the door and gives you one more venomous look before fluttering down to the ground

---

"Alright now what's up"
>You give her a nice guy look and she just buries her head in your chest
>"I'm sorry Anon" she says between sobs
"I know you are so what's with the whole depressed act"
>"It's just that, everytime I'm around you I get queesy and really warm," she clears her throat, "down there"
"No need to go into detail"
>You chuckle to try and lighten the mood but she's still serious
"Ahem...sorry continue"
>"So when AJ brought the idea of rutting you into the ground I just jumped at the opportunity"
"Mind explaining why you went batshit crazy?"
>"Because the thought of you being with Fluttershy made me really mad, I mean really I'm twice the mare she is plus we hang out all the time it's just not fair"
"Well Rainbow I think we should just stay friends you know sure your a really cool chick but I like other ponies"
>"...Your dating Fluttershy now aren't you?"
"What no"
>"I knew it," she growls and nose dives on her bed, "That's just not fair"
>Awkward silence
>Through the sheer feeling like a dick feeling you climb in Rainbows bed and try to comfort her
>"Why can't you like me?"
>You look at her like she's retarded
"Weeeell cause I like other ponies"
>"But what makes them better than me?"
>Silence
"Look Dash your a great gal, but I just want us to be friends"
>"Why not atleast friends with benefits?"
>You pretend to spit out some water as if her words just gave you a heart attack
>"No dice huh?"
>You catch your breath before speaking
"...Sorry but no"
>"Ugh I can't believe it, you chose Fluttershy over me"
"Hey in all fairness I chose her AND Pinkie"
>"...What?"
>Aw shit no now I regret saying that
>Rainbow stares at you trying to look into your mind and unveil your secrets
>Luckly she's not a unicorn so she can't read you mind, she can however read you facial expressions
>Probably because you look like you shat you pants in front of the entire world
>She just sits there peering at you slowly whithering your sanity to bits trying to get you to crack
>Until what seemed like hours was merely seconds she spoke
>"Come again?"
>You didn't want to keep your relationship a secret but you dont't want to parade it around like your pimping the Queen of England
>You desperately look around the room for something to change the subject"
"Oh uh...that's a nice turtle you got there," you walk over to him as he trys to grab a bag of chips off the counter with his mouth, "What is he a snappying turtle a...snapping turtle?"
>"You already said that"
"I'm not a turtleologist so that's all I know"
>"Yeah...now back to what you said earlier"
"About the turtle? yeah what's his name?"
>"Tank now," she tackles you to the cloud floor, "What did you say before the turtle"
"I don't know something about Scootaloo, by the way is she your sister or something or what?"
>"No, I just care a great deal about her, but your changing the subject!"
"No need to raise your voice, by the way what do you think of Rarity she'd kinda snobby isn't she?"
>"ANON!"
>She's obiviously pissed so time to come clean
"Fine I said I like Pinks and Fluttershy but our relationship isn't set in stone you know we just *ahem* had uhm...sex?"
>You sheild your face and expect a hoof to the face, but instead she starts laughing
>"Wow Anon you sure are a player"
>You respond to that with a playful jab to the shoulder
"Hey! I really like both of them besides they just jumped me and I went along for the ride"
>"So your the bitch in the relationship?" she rolls on the floor laughing and you just roll your eyes
"So your not mad?"
>"Meh I got over it, friends?"
"Friends"
>you both brohoof and you leave Rainbow's house with Spike
>"So is she still crazy and gonna try and rape your dick off?"
"Nah Spike it's cool"
>"Cool, so now what?"
"We've got a hot air balloon and magic"
>"Wanna go to Cloudsdale and raise some hell?"
"Alright I'm not doing anything"
>With that you and Spike head to a cloud city filled with pegasi
>This is gonna be fun, you thought as your cast cloud walker on Spike and enter the city

---

>You are Rainbow Dash
>And your on a mission of forgiveness and truth
>Since you know how Pinkie gets you speed to Fluttershy's cottage and greet her at the door
"Hiya Flutters"
>"Oh uhm hi...Rainbow Dash, are you ok? I heard some things"
"Naw I'm ok mind if I come in?"
>"O-Okay"
>You enter and sit her couch, the same couch you saw Anon and her...NO I'm here to make amends and get answers I don't want to hurt anyp0ny ever again
>"So what brings you here?"
"Well *ahem* I was talking to Anon and he said you and Pinkie gave him the business last night"
>"O-oh my," she blushes a deep red which you saw coming, "what else did he say"
"I'm just here to confirm what he said was true"
>"...Well i-it's sort of true," you give her a confused look, "o-ok alittle more true t-than that"
"So you did or didn't?"
>"...We did"
"Nice so what was it like?,"you scratch the back of your head, "if ya dont mind me asking"
>"...Well haven't you ever done...those things before?"
"Yeah but not with a human"
>"Oh well to be honest it was...nice...well I kinda don't have a comparison so I can't really tell you the difference between rutting a human and a stallion"
"Wait! your a virgin?"
>"...*ahem* previously but I gave that to Anon"
"Woah that's kinda special don't ya think"
>"Well I would really really really like if Anon were to be my special somep0ny so I kinda wanted him to...*ahem* break me in"
"But don't you share him with Pinkie?"
>"Yes and I'm greatful because not only do I get one to love but two"
"But don't ya kinda...you know what nevermind that's great for you and Pinkie and I won't question it any further"
>"Thanks to be honest I was getting alittle uncomfortable"
"Sorry I was just curious," you fly to the door, "gotta go see ya around and good luck in your relationship"
>"Bye and thanks"
>You fly out the door and head to Sugarcube Corner
>You brace yourself for the worst and enter the store
>You greet Mrs.C and ask is Pinkie around
>She tells you she's in the other room
>You go to the other room and find her playing with the twins
"Hi Pinkie"
>Her smile dissappears and she gives you a confused, blank stare
"Can we talk for a sec?"
>She nods and she motions you upstairs
>You both stand in the upstairs hallway and she finally says something
>"So?"
"Alright so you and I both know what I did and why I did it and all I want to say is I'm really sorry and sure maybe you won't forgive maybe you will, but no matter what you say I'll always hold a torch for whatever is left of our friendship"
>"...You really hurt me Rainbow Dash"
"I know..."
>"No you hurt me here," she put her hoof on her chest, "I thought when we together it meant something"
"I'm sorry Pinkie, I really am, and even though we aren't in a relationship now, that doesn't mean I just forgot all about you"
>"..."
"Pinkie no matter what it takes, no matter what happens, I'll always be your friend"
>"So you regret what did and realize it was wrong?"
"Of course I do"
>"Okaaay"
>She returns to her cheery self and even offers you some cupcakes
>You pass and head out to find Scoots
>As usual you find her because she was looking for you
>"Rainbow Dash! I was looking everywhere for you," she hugs your leg because she knows you think that's adorable, "so what happend?"
"Ah me and Anon worked things out so it's all good"
>"You know if you were still mad at him I would have beat him up right"
>You chuckle and pat her on the head
"Sure you would kid I saw that 'thrashing' you gave him, out my window"
>"Well I know a thing or two about fighting you know"