Carmen & Maddox go hunt down the psychic lich

* Carmen_Chapman follows
<ProcyonA> alright you hop through, to the land of the cornfields
<Carmen_Chapman> "Man this dirt areas.... weird"
<Maddox> "Yeah. I guess it makes sense though. Planets just can't be the same everywhere... can they?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Did we ask lizard dude bout that last time I dont remember"
<Maddox> "I don't either."
* Maddox starts walking towards the lizard guy's house.
* Carmen_Chapman follows
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its like.... so barren near the gate"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Like theres a buncha dirt whys nothin growin there!"
* Carmen_Chapman points near the house in the distance
<Maddox> "I don't know."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hes got a shitton of corn there"
<Maddox> "But he cultivated that himself probably. Maybe he didn't touch the area around the gate?"
<Maddox> "Maybe the gate spawned when the game started or something, destroying everything around it?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah like least round my place empty meadows n shit least had some grass on the dirt cuz shit like that spreads everywhere"
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
* Maddox keeps walking
* Carmen_Chapman follows
<ProcyonA> Ok so you guys head over to the house, and are greeted by the lizard before you even open the door
<ProcyonA> like he comes out first
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sup"
<ProcyonA> "Was wondering when yall would come back."
<ProcyonA> "Are you planning on going after the lich again?"
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Carmen_Chapman> "Probs"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Gotta go do it sometime so it stops messin with all the shit"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dont wanna get rekt again by surprise"
<ProcyonA> "You know what to expect now, so it shouldnt be as hard a fight"
<Maddox> "There also should be less of them now - we got a few last time."
<ProcyonA> "I'm sure he'll grab reinforcements."
<ProcyonA> "unless you get him or his mount no progress is gonna be made"
<Maddox> "Understood."
<Maddox> "We need to watch for the fake realities."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah that shit was trippy"
<ProcyonA> He doesnt offer any other idle chatter.
* Carmen_Chapman begins bouncing a bit with the beat, even though it's a bit fainter here
<Carmen_Chapman> "So we hear you know stuff bout this beat"
<ProcyonA> "what about it."
<Carmen_Chapman> "What is it?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Like why's the whole planet thumpin away like a big rave?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "S p sweet tbh but ur gonna need a fuckin huge subwoofer for a whole planet!"
<ProcyonA> he cocks his head a bit
<ProcyonA> "Everythign needs a heartbeat"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Pshhhh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Planets are huge fuckin roX!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theres like a ton of planets I seen piX of n they dont have heartbeats"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dont... think"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Never been to any of em!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U know of any MaddoX?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Urs doesnt right???"
<Maddox> "I don't think so"
<ProcyonA> "I dont know exactly why this one does, but my thoughts... theres something else making it that lives here"
<Maddox> "Weird. Anything we're supposed to do about it?"
<Maddox> "Because it seems fine."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I love the beat!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "The peeps at the circus liked it too!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im sposed to talk to u bout like becomin one with it or somethin not killin it"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno what that shit means though"
<ProcyonA> "I think the first step for you is to find it then."
<ProcyonA> "the source of the beat."
<ProcyonA> He walks inside, gesturing for you to enter.
* Maddox follows
<ProcyonA> He goes to a chest and pulls out a flimsy piece of cloth, apparently burned, bloodied, and sliced up.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats that?"
<ProcyonA> He flattens it on a table
<ProcyonA> Its a map, but not an actual map, it looks more like a kind of metaphorical map that someone would draw if they only had a vague idea of what something was, or if they were just trying to represent the locations, not accurately express them.
<Maddox> "Huh."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U gonna like Xplain what this is?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Cuz I got no clue the fuX goin on with this map thingy"
<ProcyonA> http://imgur.com/a/yp3dL
<ProcyonA> ok sorry that took too long
* Carmen_Chapman looX at it more closely
<ProcyonA> "I foudn this off the body of one of the first liches i killed."
<ProcyonA> "I dont kow whats in the center there, but I'm guessing one of two things
<ProcyonA> "Either a home bease for the liches, or where th ebeat is."
<Maddox> "And that house is Carmen's house?"
<ProcyonA> "I eventually managed to capture and... convince him tot ell me more about this damn map, and apparently those three areas represent the three main sections of this land
<ProcyonA> "Yes, carmens house, my area, and somewhere I've only rarelty ventured.
<ProcyonA> "this third land has the passage to the center, and I think in the center we'll find the answer to what the beat is"
<ProcyonA> "I dont think you'll like it either way, though"
<Maddox> "Hm."
<ProcyonA> "something that can shake a planet..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Gotta be big!"
<Maddox> "Yeah."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whys the beat matter though?"
<ProcyonA> "and stronger than we can imagine"
<ProcyonA> "I cant answer that"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Like whats me bein one with the beat mean?"
<ProcyonA> "I dont know."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Huh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats that third place?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "N how do we get there?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We still havent gone in that neXt gate we build to I think"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We gotta go adventurin from here or somethin?"
<ProcyonA> "I think you could painstakingly build up to the gate, but i think i  have a shortcut, if tou want."
<Maddox> "That... sounds intriguing."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Which gate?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Cuz we already built up to the third one we just havent gone through yet"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno how much grist I got to go higher than that!"
<ProcyonA> "oh, the no need. we can just go straight up there."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sweet!!!"
<ProcyonA> He doenst offer any more wisdom.
<Carmen_Chapman> "I been round my house kinda we got a buncha Xplorin to do there!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "But whats round here?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "N whats up with that rando empty dirt shit by the gate?"
<Maddox> "We do need to kill that lich..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Tru dat"
<ProcyonA> "I dont know whats upw ith the dirt, but there isnt much to do around here save being ambushed by the liches."
<ProcyonA> "Thats why therea re no more circuses.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Shit that suX"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Guess well go check out that gate thingy then"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats like... over there anyways?"
<ProcyonA> "its an enormous carnival"
<ProcyonA> "Ive walked for hours and enver found my way out of the grounds before running into a group of wandering monsters and turning back."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whoa"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Duuuuuuude"
<ProcyonA> "there are rides and stalls with food and games, and people who are attending"
<ProcyonA> "It seems normal but I dont trust it. I havent been  on the rides."
<Maddox> "That sounds normal, but also suspicious somehow."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Did u get lost???"
<ProcyonA> "No, but i meticulously kept my direction and only walked along a river i found.
<Carmen_Chapman> "That sounds kinda cool!!!"
<ProcyonA> "Could be, I'm just not the carnival type."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah I can tell"
<Carmen_Chapman> "So u know what were lookin for there to get whatever the hell this middle thingy is?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im cool just walkin round the carnival n havin fun but like"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We got shit to do"
<ProcyonA> "I have an idea. In the horizon, there is a pretty large ferris wheel."
<Maddox> "From here?"
* Maddox looks to the horizon
<ProcyonA> "There"
<ProcyonA> "In the carnival."
* Carmen_Chapman goes to look out the window too
<ProcyonA> "whenever I appraoched I would be accosted by gangs of roving monsters."
<ProcyonA> "It migth be there."
<Maddox> "Alright. We follow the river there? what river?"
<ProcyonA> "Its also n the carnival"
<ProcyonA> "I'm sure therea re locals you can ask for advice"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sweet"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What kinda monsters we talkin???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We gonna have to break out the good stuff????"
<ProcyonA> "I'd recommend always doing that"
<Carmen_Chapman> -_-
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fiiiiine mr boringcanttakeajokepants"
* Carmen_Chapman jumps in Xitement
<ProcyonA> "I cant"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whatcha wanna do MaddoX???"
<Maddox> "Alright. To the carnival's wheel then."
<Carmen_Chapman> "That lich thingy better be ready when we come back cuz were gonna wreck it!!!"
<Maddox> "Yup!"
<Maddox> "Anything else?"
<ProcyonA> "Not that I can think of."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sweeeeeet!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Man this carnivals gonna be sick!"
<ProcyonA> "I hope you enjoy it."
<Maddox> "Well, we will, one way or another."
<Maddox> "But first, the Lich!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U wanna take carea that first?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im down!!!"
<Maddox> "Yeah. Lets get rid of it now before it gets worse later."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U got any hot tips mr boringpants???"
<ProcyonA> "I have an idea"
<ProcyonA> "He walks over to the ogre.
<ProcyonA> ignore that first quatoation mark
<ProcyonA> "The giclops had no problem seamlessly shifting realities when the lich changed stuff."
<ProcyonA> "They seemed to require no communication, like they just knew what was goign to happen."
<ProcyonA> "I thik the monsters are linked, and I think we can use that to our advantage."
<Maddox> "Wait, so you're suggesting using the ogre to tell when reality shifts?"
<ProcyonA> "yeah"
<Maddox> "Interesting. How would we do that?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah hows that gonna happen???"
<ProcyonA> "I ahdnt thought that through"
<ProcyonA> "I think im going to try riding him"
<ProcyonA> "chicken fight style"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur comin with us???"
<Maddox> "You're coming with us?"
<ProcyonA> "to fight the lich, yeah"
<ProcyonA> "Unless one f you wants to ride am ogre
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hahahaha I cant fuckin do shit if Im riding somethin"
<Maddox> "No thanks. Thanks for the help!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sounds fuckin awesome though!"
<ProcyonA> "also Im about 4 feet tall. It makes sense"
<Maddox> "Well, lets be off then!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Away we goooooo!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman heads out the front door
* Maddox follows, preparing himself to fight.
<ProcyonA> He mounts ties a leash to the ogre and begsint o lead him out
<ProcyonA> He hops on once you get to the corn road
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out her chainsaw to carry it just in case
* Maddox walks with the others to where they were enganged by the lich last time.
* Maddox pulls his axes out.
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d10 test multidie rolling
<Tyche[Dice]> (2d8+1) [12+1] : {13}
<Maddox> !leave
* Tyche[Dice] (~TycheDice@159.203.126.111) has left
* Kaiserbot[Dice] (~Kaiserbot@ec2-54-172-251-238.compute-1.amazonaws.com) has joined
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d10 test multidie rolling
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+1d10 --> [ 2d8=9 ][ 1d10=4 ] | {13}
<Maddox> there we go.
<ProcyonA> lit
<ProcyonA> Ok so you guys are now just walking along the road
<Maddox> yep
<ProcyonA> After a while, the lizard turns around and says "GET DOWN"
<ProcyonA> he hops off the ogre and faceplants
<ProcyonA> roll dec
<ProcyonA> roll dex
<Maddox> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {7}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+0 dex
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {9}
<ProcyonA> ok yeah you both pass
<ProcyonA> as you hit the deck, a literal barrel goes flying over you, just missing the hulking ogre nad going over your heads
<Maddox> "Donkey Kong?"
<ProcyonA> No its just the lich
<ProcyonA> He tk
<ProcyonA> tk'd a barrel and its now time to strife
<Carmen_Chapman> Oh snap
<Maddox> !roll 1d20 initiative
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {6}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20 initiative
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=6 ]{6}, [ 1d20=9 ]{9}
<Maddox> ((Welp. To be fair, we're prone.))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((We really have the good rolls so far))
<ProcyonA> As you prepare to fight, the world morphs into an old timey factory setting, with conveyor belts and machines whirring, barrels all over the place,a nd you guys perched on a catwalk slightly over the factory floor
<ProcyonA> STRIFE
<ProcyonA> nah ill let you guys get up
<ProcyonA> he loses his surprise round as he mrophs world
<Maddox> Got it.
* Maddox looks around for our target (free action)
<ProcyonA> Hes hiding behind one fo the larger machnies, the giclops chilling next to him, ready to spring into actino.
<ProcyonA> ok give me a quick second
<Maddox> ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BXte7Wx15Jnm4RbD7lI2b47f5rI7kL4uQOZAOcktiJU/edit#))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U4yuzPqNFcP6wwnj1U2aNBxIEQtfbDgirIBHSGPDwsQ))
<Maddox> Oh yeah, you still have that autocrit!
<ProcyonB> hehe
<ProcyonB> im sure thatll be put to good use
<Carmen_Chapman> ^^^
<Carmen_Chapman> I need to save it for the perfect moment.
<ProcyonB> ok
<Carmen_Chapman> Want the character sheets to monitor our health? :P
<ProcyonB> !roll 1d20+5
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {12}
<ProcyonB> maybe a bit
<ProcyonB> but also i was making sure my health estimates are good
<ProcyonB> "Heads up, from what i've learned about these things fughting style, the giclops cant do much damage, but its gotten proficient at blocking damage aimed for his master."
<ProcyonB> "take from that what you will."
<Maddox> "So it needs to go down first."
<ProcyonB> YOu also notice that the giclops is now wearing some armor
<ProcyonB> "unless you have a better solution, yes."
<Carmen_Chapman> ((oh snap I forgot Carmen has a new feat since last time))
<ProcyonB> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {6}
<ProcyonB> ok so what were your rolls again? I dont have them on this computer atm
<Maddox> 6 & 9
<ProcyonB> The lich goes first then, and tk's another barrel at you
<ProcyonB> he aims striahgt for maddox though.
<ProcyonB> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {22}
<Maddox> That hits.
<ProcyonB> !roll 1d10+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10+3 --> [ 1d10=6 ] | {9}
<ProcyonB> it gets you pretty good
* Maddox grunts at the impact
<ProcyonB> the giclops scoops him up and moves farther away. you guys are about a turn's move away
<ProcyonB> im not 100% sure whose turn it is now
<Maddox> So Carmen had 9 initiative, didn't the second monster have a 6?
<ProcyonB> but one of yours
<ProcyonB> no that was the lizard
<ProcyonB> im rolling them together
<Maddox> got it.
<Maddox> Carmen's turn then.
<ProcyonB> they just have seperate healths
<Carmen_Chapman> What do you mean by a turn's move away?
<ProcyonB> like if you move at them, you can reach them in one turn
<Carmen_Chapman> Move?
<Carmen_Chapman> Or Move+Major?
<ProcyonB> just move
<Carmen_Chapman> Great.
<Carmen_Chapman> Since Maddox's turn is next, can Carmen delay her move a bit to move at the same time as Maddox?
<ProcyonB> yeah sure
* Carmen_Chapman turns to MaddoX
<ProcyonB> you guys can just say you move at the same time
<Carmen_Chapman> "U ready to get up close n personal with this shit?"
<Maddox> "Yeah. Chainsaw revved?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U betcha"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Lets do this!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman chases the giclops
* Maddox charges in
* Carmen_Chapman yells at them as she approaches
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dontchu fuckin run away again!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "UR GONNA GET WHATS COMIN FOR U!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+13 intimidation
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {21}
* Maddox just grins, full of adrenaline
<Maddox> ((+13 LOL))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((dat non-psion tho))
<Maddox> ((Yeah.))
<ProcyonB> !roll 1d20+15
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {32}
<ProcyonB> this boy is not some random baddie
<ProcyonB> his mind is steeled
<Maddox> ((Holy cow))
<ProcyonB> ((i specifically deisnged him so that he wouldnt get intimidated... too easy))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((thought so hahaha))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((Your rewritten version of the feat targets both of them at the same time though))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((So they both need to roll))
<Maddox> ((The hillarious thing - a crit would still beat that.))
<ProcyonB> ah right
<ProcyonB> but i am rolling them as the same entity
<Maddox> But that doesn't make sense - would both be poisoned if one was?
<Maddox> It's a status effect.
<ProcyonB> eeeh thats true
<ProcyonB> alright that poor poor giclops
<ProcyonB> !roll 1d20-3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {10}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((it's not frightened, just intimidated))
<ProcyonB> its not going to be doing much attacking so it shouldnt be too bad
<Carmen_Chapman> It has a -5 attack penalty against Carmen
* Carmen_Chapman hops up next to the giclops, waiting for MaddoX to approach as well
* Maddox arrives, a-swinging at the giclops
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((Nice))
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d10+1d4 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+1d10+1d4 --> [ 2d8=12 ][ 1d10=3 ][ 1d4=1 ] | {16}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((both of us rolling damage is funny now))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((so many different dice sizes))
<Maddox> ((Yeah lol))
<ProcyonB> anyway it just eats that shit
* Maddox swings with his other axe
<Maddox> Oh wait, +4 on that too
<Maddox> that was main attack
<Maddox> 20 total.
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d10+1d4 alt-damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+1d10+1d4 --> [ 2d8=6 ][ 1d10=1 ][ 1d4=4 ] | {11}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((Dang))
<Maddox> another 11.
<Maddox> (( :D ))
<ProcyonB> yikes
<Maddox> That was some pretty good highrolling on to-hit
<Maddox> 31 damage turn one.
* Carmen_Chapman revs her chainsaw, grinning as she swings at the giclops
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20+6 attack
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=16 ]{22}, [ 1d20=17 ]{23}
<Maddox> (( :D ))
<Maddox> ((Thanks Dice!))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((Didn't even need advantage hahaha such dice))
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 3d12+2d8+4d2+6 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d12+2d8+4d2+6 --> [ 3d12=5 ][ 2d8=11 ][ 4d2=7 ] | {29}
<Maddox> (( LOL ))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((Dang, that was pretty low. On the same probability as rolling a natural 1 on a d20. Oh well.))
<ProcyonA> It doesnt have arms
<ProcyonA> thats a thing rightt
<Maddox> ((Dice, you can stop highrolling now. But just for the next two guys.))
<Maddox> Wait, this one doesn't have arms?
<Maddox> You sent us against an armless giclops?
<ProcyonA> yeah i coudl have sworn it didnt have arms so it let the lich ride it like a steed
<ProcyonA> is that not what i told you
<Maddox> The picture in the manual has arms.
<Maddox> I don't remember honestly.
<Carmen_Chapman> You also said it scooped the lich up
<Maddox> Even still, slam is really strong.
<Carmen_Chapman> I'm pretty sure it has arms
<ProcyonA> i did say that
<ProcyonA> fuck
<ProcyonA> still im retconning that, because all the abilities i made are leg based or lich based
* Carmen_Chapman finishes her turn
<ProcyonA> its the lizard's turn, and he just keeps pace, not doing much attacking. h e seems a bit weary.
<ProcyonA> "watch out for the healing!"
<ProcyonA> it is now the lich's turn, and before it does any attacking, it does two other things
<ProcyonA> his eyes glow gold, and circles appear on carmen's  right axe, then they fade.
<Maddox> You mean Carmen's Chainsaw, or Maddox's right axe?
<ProcyonA> Next, he places his hand on the giclops's head, and one nof the gashes dissapears, healing him 11
<ProcyonA> oh fuck yeah i switched weapons i wanted half way through and forgot to change it
<ProcyonA> carmen's chainsaw
<ProcyonA> Now, he attacks
<ProcyonA> He chucks another barrel at maddox
<ProcyonA> this one seemed to be filled with water or some other kind of liquid
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {6}
<ProcyonA> but it flies high and shatters, drenching an area in some thick syrupy substance
<Maddox> "Woah."
<ProcyonA> The giclops sprints away to a very precarious looking conveyor belt and manages to agilely climb it against the movement of the conveyor.
<ProcyonA> You'll both need to do dex checks if you want to follow
<Maddox> Is the lich still on his back?
<ProcyonA> Yes
<ProcyonA> also:
<ProcyonA> maddox if you want you can sacrifice your major actino to help carmen up if she falls using your tk, if you wish
<Maddox> I'll probably do that if she fails
<Maddox> She goes first.
<ProcyonA> yep
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats this glowy shit it did to my chainsaw???"
<Carmen_Chapman> Also
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 4d2 burn damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4d2 --> [ 4d2=6 ] | {6}
<ProcyonA> the chainsaw doesnt look at all damaged
<ProcyonA> like its not broken or anything
* Carmen_Chapman looX to the lizard
<Carmen_Chapman> "U seen anythin like it before???"
<ProcyonA> "No, though i normall fight using only my fists, perhaps its to do with the weapon"
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
* Carmen_Chapman turns to MaddoX
<Carmen_Chapman> "U wanna chase it dude?"
<Maddox> "Yeah. We can't just let it throw stuff at us from up there."
* Carmen_Chapman turns and runs after them
<Carmen_Chapman> ((dex check?))
<ProcyonA> yep
<ProcyonA> youre agile im sure youll manage just fine
<Maddox> ((Is it acrobatics this time?))
<Maddox> ((Because that's what it sounds like. Balance beam stuff.))
<ProcyonA> ((yeah sure))
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+2 acrobatics
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {16}
<ProcyonA> yep
<ProcyonA> ok you stumble nad almost fall, but manage to catch yourself with your limited knowlege of acrobatics.
<ProcyonA> You reach the rafters of the factory, where the giclops is perched, and wheere several boxes, apparently storage, are ready to be hurled
* Carmen_Chapman waits to see if MaddoX can get up okay
* Maddox follows on his turn
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4 acrobatics
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
<Maddox> ((Oh crap.))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((self tk save?))
<ProcyonA> he immediately slips off the conveyor and falls, bashing his chin
<ProcyonA> the thing is if you arent expecting it you probably woudlnt be bale to catch yourself easily right
<Maddox> I can litterally fly with TK now.
<ProcyonA> damn then nvm
<ProcyonA> ok yeah you bash your chin a bit and take 2 damage
<Carmen_Chapman> "U okay????"
<Maddox> "Yeah! Ow.. I'll be up in a bit!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Damn"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuckin cowards thinkin u can hide up here!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur gonna be ripped to pieces just like all ur buddies we already wrecked!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+13 intimidation
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {31}
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+15
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {26}
<Carmen_Chapman> So the Lich has -3 to attack Carmen
<ProcyonA> k
<Carmen_Chapman> Giclops?
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20-3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {3}
<Carmen_Chapman> It has disadvantage on all attack rolls (not that it'll make any) and can't move towards Carmen (not that it can)
<Carmen_Chapman> lol
<Carmen_Chapman> So unhelpful
<ProcyonA> its a differnent kind of enemy that you're used to facing
<Carmen_Chapman> It does have disadvantage on ability checks in case any of those are needed, but that's pretty much all it will do
<Carmen_Chapman> The smart thing here might be to switch out chainsaws, but Carmen is just going to go for it and see what happens because why overthink things!
* Carmen_Chapman swings her chainsaw
<ProcyonA> As you do, you feel it slightly repelled fromt he giclops.
<ProcyonA> like its magnetic, but not the right way
<ProcyonA> you have disadvantage to hit
<Carmen_Chapman> rip
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "My chainsaws goin all whack!"
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20+6 attack disadvantage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=8 ]{14}, [ 1d20=4 ]{10}
<ProcyonA> Your chainsaw glances off the magnetic shell and bashes into a wooden beam, obliteraitng it.
* Carmen_Chapman ends her turn
<ProcyonA> the lich's eyes glow again and then gold light pops off of the chainsaw
<Maddox> ((My turn?))
<Maddox> ((I only moved so far.))
<ProcyonA> yep sure
<ProcyonA> do your long ranged thing
<Maddox> How percarious is the structure, given where they are?
<Maddox> Because a 16 is barely enough to keep balance up there.
<ProcyonA> Its solid, theyre up in the rafters, the 16 was just to get up there via the catwalk
<Maddox> Got it. So they're on a large platform up there?
<ProcyonA> yeah
<Maddox> What size?
<ProcyonA> as well as some boxes
<ProcyonA> let me think for a sec im really bad at estimating distance
<Maddox> k
<ProcyonA> ok the platform is up against the far awll of the factory reachs from 5 feet from the walls on eitehr side, and extends about 25 feet down the factory, so maybe 20x25?
<ProcyonA> its also largely taken up by boxes
<ProcyonA> the ceilign is close, and wooden beams hjolding up the ceiling are closer
<Maddox> How far up is it?
<ProcyonA> 10 feet from a place you can easily access, maybe 15 from the factory floor
<Maddox> How close to the edge are they?
<ProcyonA> close
<ProcyonA> 5-10 feet at max
<Maddox> I attempt a Shove 3.
<ProcyonA> ok i like it
<ProcyonA> can you copy paste description
<Maddox> Push N
<Maddox> 4*N PP
<Maddox> Push a target N*5 feet away. Deal Nd3 Damage.
<Maddox> Opposed Resistance: Physical Resistance
<Maddox> Successful Save: Halves damage, ignores other effects.
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+5
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {19}
<ProcyonA> hold up physical resistance?
<Maddox> oh, and its on the lich. Not the giclops.
<ProcyonA> oh
<Maddox> Yeah, I can't move that thing.
<Maddox> Even maddox would know that.
<Maddox> This is already more powerful than any telekinesis he's used before :P
<ProcyonA> the lich is lashed to the giclops, but being weak and frail, is wholly unable to staop himself from goign flying
<ProcyonA> which direction
<Maddox> Towards the edge, wherever that is closest.
<Maddox> 15 ft movement.
<Maddox> !roll 3d3+5 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d3+5 --> [ 3d3=8 ] | {13}
<ProcyonA> he tumbles off the edge and takes an addional 5 damage from falling
<ProcyonA> and heres the deal
<ProcyonA> the giclops is now totally enraged
<Maddox> Got it.
<ProcyonA> oh and also: as he hits the ground, the entire building flickers
<Carmen_Chapman> Cool
<ProcyonA> He sheds his intimdated state and blows past carmen (if she is in the way) to go reclaim his buddy
<Maddox> Attack of opportunity? :P
<ProcyonA> yes feel free carmen
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+6 attack
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {17}
<ProcyonA> it doesnt hit but you have advantage if im not mistaken?
<Carmen_Chapman> Is it running back off the platform?
<ProcyonA> yeah its just hopping off
<Carmen_Chapman> If that's in the direction of Maddox, then yes
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+6 attack, second roll
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {25}
<Carmen_Chapman> Good catch, Alex
<ProcyonA> honestly i would have given it to you even if you hadnt earned it
<ProcyonA> hit
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 3d12+2d8+4d2+6 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d12+2d8+4d2+6 --> [ 3d12=22 ][ 2d8=12 ][ 4d2=6 ] | {46}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((thats more like it))
<ProcyonA> he takes a massive hit and hops down
<ProcyonA> he scoops up the lich in his MOUTh like a fucking crocodile with a crocodile baby and runs
<ProcyonA> the factory dissapears, and everyone is suddently ground level
<ProcyonA> the giclops is barreling through the cornfields
<ProcyonA> Lizard dude is in hot pursuit
<Carmen_Chapman> "Don't let it get away!!!!"
<ProcyonA> do any of you guys have ranged attacks?
<Maddox> "Sort of?!"
<Carmen_Chapman> Carmen has some fireworks and grenades
<Carmen_Chapman> But they don't do much in the way of damage I don't think?
<ProcyonA> you guys are also running right?
<Maddox> I mean, its not our turn again.
<Maddox> It's lizard dude's turn.
<Maddox> but yeah, duh
<ProcyonA> turns are now off for now
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 4d2 burn damage then
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4d2 --> [ 4d2=6 ] | {6}
<Maddox> Alright. Yeah, we're sprinting.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Are we gonna catch up????"
<ProcyonA> Ok before you arrive, a maze made of green hedges erupts from the ground
<ProcyonA> the lich is appaerntly concious again
<ProcyonA> its too tall to climb, maybe 40~ feet, but it isnt huge.
<ProcyonA> its possible you could run it fairly quickly
* Carmen_Chapman runs straight into the maze heading towards the center, using her flaming chainsaw to clear out the foliage when it blocks that line
* Maddox assists where possible
<ProcyonA> as you cut into the hedge, you discover steel walls just beneath
<ProcyonA> yuo cant cut through it
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck!!!"
<Maddox> "Welp, guess we run it!"
* Maddox takes off, following the left wall.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Parently its not lightsabery enough to cut through"
* Carmen_Chapman follows
<ProcyonA> ok heres how this is going to work
<Maddox> "It was from a toy."
<ProcyonA> im goign to tell you each turn you reach and you tell me whcih direction you go
<ProcyonA> sounds good?
<Maddox> yup
* Carmen_Chapman tries putting on her Pearl Tinted VR glasses as she follows
<ProcyonA> first: theres a path that immedaitely turns right and heads stright for a while before it meets a fork. you can continue straight or turn left
<Maddox> Left.
<ProcyonA> you turn left and tehres anotehr immediate turn, eitehr a longer path forward or another left to a path you cant see
<Maddox> Left. Following that left wall.
<Carmen_Chapman> ((I presume nothing is visible through the infrared glasses?))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((not sure if they see through inanimate objects or not))
<ProcyonA> nope
<ProcyonA> maybe next alchemy
<Carmen_Chapman> "Damn!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuckin walls"
<ProcyonA> you turn and see a dead end a few feet ahead
<Maddox> I turn around, continuing to follow the left wall (going straight based on the last turn's position))
<ProcyonA> you have the option to coninue straight, or turn right
<ProcyonA> i assume you continue striaght
<Maddox> So we turned left, turned left again, turned around, then went left.
<ProcyonA> lots of lefts
<ProcyonA> so like i said, continue straight or turn right
<Maddox> straight.
<Maddox> following the left wall :P
<ProcyonA> yep
<ProcyonA> You go downa  short path without any turns and hit a dead end
<Maddox> We turn around, go straight, and then take that aforementioned right.
<Maddox> Left wall.
<ProcyonA> you follow a path going around and around but finalyl to the center.
<ProcyonA> You see the lich strapped in again, bleeding but awake, currently charged with energy and healing the giclops a bit.
<ProcyonA> STRIFE
<ProcyonA> also lizard guy finally runs in because he got lost when the maze popped up.
<Maddox> !roll 1d20 initiative
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+5
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {16}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20+0 initative
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+0 -->  | [ 1d20=1 ]{1}, [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
<Carmen_Chapman> Wow what a roll
<Carmen_Chapman> From the initiative rolls it looked like Carmen, enemies, Maddox
<Carmen_Chapman> With lizard guy in there somewhere I'm not sure what his roll was
<ProcyonA> yeah lemme roll for him as well
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
<ProcyonA> ok so hes second
<Carmen_Chapman> cool
<Carmen_Chapman> "Finally!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "...fuckin maze"
* Carmen_Chapman starts running towards the giclops
<Carmen_Chapman> "Maze mighta slowed us down a bit but it was no match for MaddoX!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U cant hide from the lumberjaX!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur just draggin out a painful death n Im comin to finish it!"
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+13 intimidation
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {21}
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20-4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {14}
<ProcyonA> ok its spooked
<Carmen_Chapman> -3 penalty to attack
* Carmen_Chapman swings her chainsaw
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+6 attack
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {26}
<TornSkippito> (( :D ))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((That's the stuff right there))
<ProcyonA> welp
<Carmen_Chapman> So critting doubles all weapon damage dice
<TornSkippito> all damage dice in general
<Carmen_Chapman> So that was my question
<Carmen_Chapman> Is if the burn damage is included
<TornSkippito> Should be.
<ProcyonA> yeah sure
<TornSkippito> IIRC, it also affects Maddox's +1d4 run damage.
<TornSkippito> making it 2d4
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 6d12+4d8+8d2+6 DAMAGE
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 6d12+4d8+8d2+6 --> [ 6d12=32 ][ 4d8=20 ][ 8d2=14 ] | {72}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((that was even below average haha))
<ProcyonA> rip
* Carmen_Chapman laughs loudly
<ProcyonA> you dish out a big ol dose of hurt
<ProcyonA> its not dead though
<TornSkippito> LOL
* Carmen_Chapman ends her turn
<ProcyonA> The chainsaw glows gold with the lich's eyes once again.
<Carmen_Chapman> Okay
* TornSkippito stares as Carmen creates a huge gash in the giclops, awed.
<Carmen_Chapman> Is lizard guy doing anything on his turn before Maddox goes?
<ProcyonA> the lizard skips his turn
<ProcyonA> the lich launches some bolts of fire, glowing incredibly bright, at each of you
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {23}
<ProcyonA> ok so its hitting
<Carmen_Chapman> yup
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d10+1d8+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10+1d8+6 --> [ 1d10=5 ][ 1d8=7 ] | {18}
<ProcyonA> all three of you take 18 damage
<ProcyonA> he also feebly attempts to heal the giclops, but fails to mend the damage
* TornSkippito very quickly snaps out of this stare, being hit by the bolts of fire.
<TornSkippito> My turn?
<ProcyonA> Yours now
<TornSkippito> I charge at the giclops, Axe a-swinging. FLURRY 2
<Maddox> !roll 3#1d20 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=17 ]{17}, [ 1d20=1 ]{1}, [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
<Maddox> One hit or two?
<ProcyonA> one unfortunately
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d10+1d4 damage ((I think I'm t3, yeah?))
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+1d10+1d4 --> [ 2d8=12 ][ 1d10=8 ][ 1d4=2 ] | {22}
<Maddox> 22 damage.
<ProcyonA> the giclops pops
<ProcyonA> The lich now shambles backwards rapidly
<Maddox> end turn
<Carmen_Chapman> Carmen's turn, right?
<ProcyonA> the lizard doesnt advace, letting you guys do the job.
<ProcyonA> i thought ti was lizard
<Carmen_Chapman> Pretty sure the lizard goes before maddox but it doesn't matter since they're both on our "team"
* Carmen_Chapman walX over to the lich on the ground
<ProcyonA> dont kill it yet
<Carmen_Chapman> ((I wasn't))
<ProcyonA> because we're out of strife, im gonna do some flair stuff
<Carmen_Chapman> ((nice, glad our plans aligned hehe))
<ProcyonA> The lich attempts to back out of the way
<ProcyonA> your fists glow and then it fizzles.
* Carmen_Chapman attempts to put her boot on the lich's chest to hold it down
<ProcyonA> The hedges shatter like glass and fall, and you guys are now in a massive clearning in a cornfield
<ProcyonA> the air shimmers like hes trying to make one, but he slackens under yuour boot and then wakes up again, and the shimmer fades
<ProcyonA> he barks in the underling language
* Carmen_Chapman points her chainsaw at the lich's head threateningly
<Carmen_Chapman> "No fuckin funny business"
* Maddox joins Carmen, both Hearxesabers still on.
<Maddox> "You're not going to just kill it?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Not yet"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Wanna see if it knows shit bout this beat"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Mr Boringpants said he got the sketchy map thing from a lich or somethin"
<Maddox> "hm"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuckin asshole also almost killed me"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Not gonna make it so easy for em"
* Maddox nods
<ProcyonA> It scontinues to plead in underling
<Carmen_Chapman> "I cant fuckin understand u"
* Carmen_Chapman waves over to the lizard
<Maddox> "Interesting that it's sentient enough to try to plead.
<Maddox> "Either that or its cursing us in a pleading tone."
<ProcyonA> The lizard strolls over, no longer on his ogre
<Carmen_Chapman> "U like live here n shit u understand what theyre sayin?"
<ProcyonA> "I believe i can riddle it out, I'm not fluent but time with theo gre has told me"
<ProcyonA> He gets right up next to it
* Carmen_Chapman jabs her chainsaw in the direction of the lich's neck a couple times
* Carmen_Chapman nods her head in the lizard's direXon
<Carmen_Chapman> "U talk to him asshole"
<ProcyonA> it starts talking.
<ProcyonA> the lizard scribbles some notes and repeats:
<ProcyonA> "What do you want?"
* Carmen_Chapman grins
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh shit man"
* Carmen_Chapman looX to MaddoX
<Carmen_Chapman> "U got a way with words whaddya think we should tell em?"
<Maddox> "I don't know what we want. I just want some grist, and a bit of revenge."
<ProcyonA> he may have some unseful knowlege"
<Maddox> "If he knows where the beat source is, that could prove useful as well."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah ask em bout that"
<Maddox> "Maybe it tells us, it dies quicker?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Tell em I got a torch if its gonna take some heat to get em to talk"
<ProcyonA> he reaaaally slowly makes a bunch of weird chirps with his mouth
<ProcyonA> it responds
<ProcyonA> "I dont know where it is but i know what it is"
<Maddox> "Good enough."
<ProcyonA> more exchanges, ending with:
<ProcyonA> "Its the heartbeat of the denizen."
<Maddox> "A monster that size?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "The fuX that mean???"
<ProcyonA> ((no more subtleties))
<ProcyonA> more exchanges
<ProcyonA> "I dont know, its some kind of boss monster"
<ProcyonA> "I dont know anythign else"
<ProcyonA> "let me go"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whered that map thing go?"
<ProcyonA> "I dont know i told you"
<ProcyonA> "free me"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats in it for us?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U most killed with with a fuckton of fire"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im not feelin so hot bout that anymore"
<ProcyonA> "I dont know!"
<Maddox> "Not good enough. What is your weakest point? I can make it quick."
* Carmen_Chapman summons her captchalogue tree
<ProcyonA> it starts shrieking
<ProcyonA> "Now its just yelling"
* Carmen_Chapman breaks off a larger branch and a bunch of stuff spills everywhere
<Maddox> "What are you doing?"
* Carmen_Chapman holds a small propane torch
<Carmen_Chapman> http://www.thdstatic.com/spin/03/203665003/203665003_S01.spin?thumb&profile=400
* Carmen_Chapman turns it on
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whaddya think?"
<ProcyonA> "oh my" (lizard)
* Carmen_Chapman points it menacingly at the lich
<ProcyonA> "He says he doesnt know anything else"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hear u like fire dude"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U got grist?"
* Maddox attempts to captchalogue the lich.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Loot?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Tellin us where we can find some sweet shit?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur gonna haveta do better than fuckin that"
* Carmen_Chapman slowly moves the torch towards one of the lich's hands, waiting
<ProcyonA> He does a lot of shouting
<Maddox> How did my attempt resolve?
<ProcyonA> "He says he can tell you where a base for... something is"
<ProcyonA> You cant
<ProcyonA> right?
<ProcyonA> hold on
<Maddox> There's some precedent in that Consorts have been captchalogued.
<Maddox> but you can choose yourself.
<Carmen_Chapman> Most of the things in homestuck that have been captchalogued have been dead or never alive, but consorts have been captchalogued before
<Carmen_Chapman> It's unclear in canon
<Carmen_Chapman> So go for whatever you want
<Maddox> I just figure I might as well try here because it's pinned and weak
<Maddox> pokeball style lol
<Maddox> speaking of which, that's going to be my next character's sylladex now I think
<ProcyonA> i think its more of a consenting to it kind of thing
<Maddox> that sounds awesome.
<ProcyonA> next time
<ProcyonA> ok so no captchaloging
<Maddox> anyway, didn't work. k
<Carmen_Chapman> "It sayin anything lizard dude?"
<ProcyonA> "He says he can tell you where a base for... something is"
<ProcyonA> "my apologies i dont know what hes saying"
<ProcyonA> "Im not fluent"
<Maddox> Hm.
<Maddox> "Well, he better talk fast if he can."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Keep em talking bout that"
* Maddox melts the dirt with an saber for effect
* Carmen_Chapman smirX to MaddoX approvingly
<ProcyonA> "hes telling me where it is"
<ProcyonA> he scribbles down the locatin
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats it for? Whats there???"
* Procyon (~Procyona@66.112.227.231) has joined
<Procyon> rip
<Procyon> dont know what happened
<Procyon> last i saw was "whats it for"
<Maddox> that's all that happened.
<Carmen_Chapman> Yup
<Procyon> "I'm sorry i dont know
<Procyon> Roll perception
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+5
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {15}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20+2 perception w. advantage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+2 -->  | [ 1d20=14 ]{16}, [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
<Procyon> you both fail to notice the lizard's knife being telekinesis'd out of his sheath
<Procyon> before you can get anything mroe from the lich, it stabs itself
<Carmen_Chapman> rip
<Maddox> "Smart."
* Maddox cuts its head in two for good measure.
<Carmen_Chapman> "FUCK!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Stupid asshole!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman kiX around whatever is left before it presumably turns into grist
* Maddox looks upset, but not horribly so
<ProcyonDM> It pops
<Carmen_Chapman> Shall we roll for grist now?
<Carmen_Chapman> I have the table up, just tell us what to roll for
<ProcyonDM> Yes please
<ProcyonDM> And only 3/4 for giclops
<Maddox> alright. XP is split or we both get full?
<Carmen_Chapman> 1075 XP total from the two monsters, if they're both standard XP
<Carmen_Chapman> Is the lich standard grist or extra?
<ProcyonDM> Split bc fake givlop
<ProcyonDM> Giclops
<Maddox> oh, fake giclops.
<Carmen_Chapman> 538 XP each then
<ProcyonDM> Yeah
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 20d12+1050 build grist giclops
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 20d12+1050 --> [ 20d12=134 ] | {1184}
<Carmen_Chapman> whoops typo
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 10d12 additional build grist
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 10d12 --> [ 10d12=76 ] | {76}
<Maddox> 630 build each
<Maddox> oh wait
<Maddox> 3/4 that
<Carmen_Chapman> No, I already took that into account
<Maddox> oh cool
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 15d10+300 Tier I grist giclops
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 15d10+300 --> [ 15d10=58 ] | {358}
<Maddox> 179 each
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 6d8+94 Tier II grist giclops
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 6d8+94 --> [ 6d8=22 ] | {116}
<Maddox> 58 each
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2d6+30 Tier III grist giclops
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+30 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {37}
<Maddox> You get 19, I get 18?
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d8+8 Tier IV grist giclops
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+8 --> [ 1d8=4 ] | {12}
<Maddox> 6 each obviously.
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2 Tier V chance
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {1}
<Maddox> rip
<Carmen_Chapman> Oh well no Tier V
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 20d10+400 build grist lich
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 20d10+400 --> [ 20d10=86 ] | {486}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 8d8+125 Tier I grist lich
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 8d8+125 --> [ 8d8=31 ] | {156}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 3d6+40 Tier II grist lich
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=8 ] | {48}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d10+10 Tier III grist lich
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=7 ] | {17}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2 Tier IV chance
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {1}