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Giga - Well known for his bad forum posting with his daily cringeworthy forum posting. A loser that farmed a trophy in his own custom lobby, and what's more sad is that he specifically farmed a bronze trophy and deleted the other 2 accounts that won in his custom lobby. Also copied the icon of comp lobby on his custom lobby to top off the sadness. A bunch of times he claimed he was quitting the site and kept coming back. Pathetic quote "I am Giga, 12th highest total score, to be specific that is 12th out of many thousands". Age:18

Shivv - An indian guy who tries exceptionally hard to bully people on the internet with his good friend the thesaurus by his side. IRL he's probably a scrawny anorexic kid that rarely leaves the house. Has won 2 gold trophies but claims he's won more than that because e-peen. Also self deleted out of rage and comes back like the next day. A crypto wannabe. Estimated age 17-18

Connor - Let's start with the obvious, he's a huge SJW. Used to play 25 hearts a day (5 comp hearts on 5 accounts per day) and couldn't find himself winning a gold trophy after multiple attempts. Finally when he managed to get a girlfriend (kerry - another loser) she throws games for him and he wins a gold trophy. He's a report scrounger and also has an unhealthy obsession with anime character Hibiki. Oh yeah he also tried it on with Moxie but was rejected. Pathetic quote "I'll think about that when I'm kissing Kerry" Age:21

Kerry - This slag. Where to start, tried to hack the website with her crazy friend Mikami and her ex-bf Haydenish. Cheated on Hayden with Connor because Connor was a better mafia player in her opinion. Cheated with petricigy for a pixilated trophy and makes a bunch of dumb anime username accounts. Backs up Connor's argument like everywhere. Also made a sex tape with Connor. Age:20

Derfel - He's a teacher that plays on a website full of mostly people half his age. Clearly no one his age wants to hang around him. He does nothing but post stupid gif images in the forums of which like 10% are funny. Has a crazy obsession with pranay. He needs to settle down with a girl and maybe even have children. He's like IAMCOP V2.0. Age:30+

Sammie - Crazy weirdo who made hundreds of accounts and cheated numerous times, was given chance after chance and kept cheating. Did a bunch of cheating pastebins and then it turned out the kid was just super crazy and reporting self. Finally one day woke up and POOF magically turned into a girl then stopped cheating or became better at hiding the cheating. Has a weird obsession with lolicon and gelbooru. Age:20

Shacky - Tries really hard to be funny, is only funny like 5% of the time. Made a pact with Sachy to delete and not come back to the site, came back to the site for attention but no one really cared. Also probably cheated with lolwot who knows. Age:25

Bear/Slow - He rage deleted his account one day then cried about it in a blog on tumblr then came back to epicmafia and started modding. Thought of himself as a good mod and a good cheater catcher but really sucked. On the forums he uses generic retorts like "you seem mad" and posts other stupid one word retorts like "agreed" "same" because he thinks it makes him cool but really everyone's laughing behind their screens at how pathetic this guy is. He once made an account named cantankerous which pretty much describes how he is. Age:20

Gira - Wasted his time spectating countless games for cheating investigations, tried exceptionally hard to get DrJack banned and made a thread saying he finally had enough evidence to nail the dude but failed in the end. Came back to modding on an account named Future until lucid put the lad in his place. Also begged user Fantastic to be in the Epicmafia family Speculations. One time he won bronze after being sniped by zovea then self deleted out of frustration and another time trophy ran on a secrelt alt exorbitance on classic mafia and got sniped by pranay who went 10/10 on the last day, so he didn't reveal this alt until people found out via monocle/ErisCache Estimated age: 21

BillStickers - Had some weird sexual issues with his dad as a child and tries to play it of as a joke on epicmafia. Time ago he was in first position running and these two guys tied for third place so the round continued an extra day, bill went 0/5 to get 4th place and had a huge hissy fit then rage deleted. No surprise he came running back to the site and now seems to want one of those hate-sex (when you have sex with someone you really hate) moments with shivv. Age:24

Kyle - Came 2nd in a round to cloudminnion, a guy who spoke in 3rd person in his games. Back then his username was Emperorschance and he had this lame Dragon avatar which he probably thought was really cool. He probably realized how stupid it was and got the name change to Kyle. Seems to be a fan of Louis Szekely who is an unfunny stupid comedian. At one point in time he got really mad that kylehlp123 was becoming the more known kyle. He had this crazy obsession about IAMCOP owning a desktop. Oh yeah he was a mod for a really short time until lucid demodded and was like "nah man no nerds allowed to be mods". Estimated age:20

Sonseray - He was 14 when he first joined the site and everyone bullied him. He used to trophy run many times and could never win, this one time he was close but this cheater placed ahead of him, from that day Sonseray has it out for all cheaters. He also cares way too much about trophies and is a weed addict. Makes these sad usernames relating to government/religion. He's like an inbred child of Shivv-Crypto. Finally won a trophy when the number of users running reduced incredibly to 10 players running a round, and thought he was really good then started boasting about how many trophies he's won when he's only won like 2 anyway lol. Age:18

Riotkiller - A greek dude with a bad hair style. Used to run like every round and came 4th place a bunch of times. Finally started winning some trophies when the playerbase went to crap and is now considered a good player. He paid like 300 Euro to Erica for nudes, then tried to fit in with a new crew like roshiez, anastia and some other losers who played shot in the dark. Tried bringing the site down but failed then begged lucid for another chance saying he wants to play casually but still posts on the forum taking shots at the current mod team when his mod team wasn't much better. Also the reason he reported the site to google adsense in the first place was something to do with arcbell as an admin, when it was him who modded arcbell in the first place. He's like a wannabe GaryOak. Age:20

GaryOak - Some fat guy who got upset when someone leaked photos of him on facebook. Also was hitting on girls half his age and tried hard to fit in a new crew by playing countless shot in the dark games. He's the reason for the alt spreadsheet scandal where people new other people's alt, and now the creator of ErisCache which is better than Monocle but still sucks. Age: 30+

Arcbell - A ginger Ed Sheeran wannabe guy who tries to act really professional but is actually really immature, he had a gimmick bunny account where he spoke like an ESL moron. He also destroyed a forum mafia game by using a stupid role coding strategy. Let's not forget his stupidity to modding Howl, abc and unbanning his gf petricigy. Returned to modding on an account named Police where he thought people cared about him because he kept changing his avatar to that of other known users. He made this bad database known as Monocle which was so bad he had to let Foxie on his account to make another more efficient database. He's a mediocre cheater catcher but clearly not that great as people have cheated for trophies during his time as a mod. What he claims to be his real name is probably a fake name that he made up. Age:25

Maxwell - Continuously makes these alts with usernames that make him sound intelligent, was once good at mafia but now can't even maintain above 60% on classic mafia and variants of classic. Gets super mad whenever a player hammers him and talks about he's going to dodge that person and how he doesn't want that person to ever join his game. He also once threw a hissy fit when lucid modded known cheater wonderland. He doesn't know how to crop and has a lust for Sachy and plays forum mafia at many different sites, shows how much of a life he has. Age:24

Sidekick, Uprizzle, NessaMaria, Roshiez, JaayCee, Arianna, Charley, appleofmyeye, Caroline, Jackattack123, Hedger, Krista, Kandice, Soda17, Juliameow - There are a load of stuff I can say about these people individually but basically they're a bunch of losers who farmed trophies. Average age:17

Bell, Wetzel, Calvin, Alise, Keri - These people basically all have the same personality and are a bunch of weebs who try to fit in with the circlejerking crowd Average age:17

Kittykeri - she's like the female version of Ling. She hits on like every guy on the site. Also overrated as a mafia player. Age:19

Systemoverload - A guy who is asexual and has about 20 accounts. He tries to copy Maxwell's play style but he still sucks and he's mechanically astute. Maxwell would take 3 hours in lylo and hammer correct, whilst this guy takes 3 hours in lylo and mishammers. Age:19

Ling - A laughing stock, people thought he was good at mafia until it was found out that he cheated for every single trophy he had. He's that guy who would ask out every girl in his class and get rejected by all them except the ugliest one. He had a crazy obession over thrillvy/lacey and got catfished by Moxie. Age:19

Anthony - a guy who tried to act all innocent when it came to prevail cheating but was actually involved in all the cheating. He sucks up to a bunch of people and tries to get their sympathy/approval. Age:20

Prevail - lied about cancer to get unbanned, farmed to up her win% and started cheating for a trophy yet again but this time was screwed at the last minute by a cow guy mod. Age:19

Juneau - An ugly girl who comes onto epicmafia pretending to be a pretty girl gimmick. Makes these weird threads about her pretend boyfriend or how boys on this site are ugly. Basically, a THodges-tier attention but way less entertaining than THodges. She's probably one of those girls who doesn't get a date on prom night / valentines day or w/e. Age:22

Rutab - a guy who spent over a year, the majority of his time on E/m pretending to be a cow and no one on the forums really liked him until he was peer pressured into last minute screwing over prevail. People called him a hero that day, then the next day and every day after that people went back to realizing he was still a huge moron. Age:18

runwithfire - another slag. Internet dating a kid, someone three years younger than her. Also gave radamanthos a BJ when they met up IRL. She likes to post bad gifs on the forums at times. Also probably cheated with kylehlp and beccaecca for all her epicmafia trophies. She threw a hissyfit when abc and fruitoftheloom leaked her personal stuff onto the internet. Age:20

Satan - Ahh Bennychaos, he's some fat bald guy with an ugly beard. A guy who cheated in the first training lobby competition on account Gengar, he had this other account named MalcolmX where he'd ruin fun for sandbox players. He gets cyber bullied by user barksdale/BLKKK. According to billstickers he's also a kiddie fiddler. Age:22

Alessandra - This is a scrawny skinny anorexic guy named Shia, his name is close to Shivv and the description is the same too. So this guy pretended to be a girl as his gimmick and had an obsession with mean girl gifs, quite similar to what natstar did. He tried his hardest every day to harass someone but no one was really offended by him. He cheated for a gold trophy but nobody showed that they cared so he self deleted and left the site. Age:20

CoryInTheHouse - Hayygabenewell/Catherine, a fat girl who used to spam training games then went onto spam the same pathetic line GO CORY in sandbox games. Then she met this ugly freak named Frank (username was MastaKnarf) and fell in love, then they both left the site to troll tengaged instead. Age:21

Kelly - Her wardrobe is full of lady gaga esque clothes, she tries too hard to act like a girl. Rumors has it that kelly is actually a man. She also sucked up to Gingie and Togepi. Age:22

Nanita - An actual man who lied about being a girl Estimated age:20

Turquoise - Nanita wannabe who sucks up to nbt-crypto et co. Estimated age:20

nbtnbt5 - logs into the site every day not to play mafia or post on the forums but to reply to a few people who give him attention by posting on his profile. Simply a reddit loser. Age:22

Crypto - he wanted to a 14 year old girl who was undergoing depression and on the verge of suicide, I'm not really interested in what really happened whether it was a 14 year old or a 4 year old but kelly knows the full details. Age:22

Super - A batshit crazy hormonal girl who cheated with Fading because she wanted his in her mouth. Just like nbt, she logs onto the site everyday to check if crypto or gira or some other turd has posted on her profile. Age:20

pranay - ESL indian guy, probably the biggest lunatic on the site, he thinks he's good at mafia but he can't obtain a win rate over 50%. Spams in caps and threatens people in games. He's incredibly deluded and intolerable. Epicmafia's top report scrounger. He is fascinated by perky nipples and even after marriage he is still a lunatic who spends his life on this site. He also likely cheated with his indian friend shinigami. Pathetic quote "you are seriously f****ed" Age:22

riddler - spams and rages in caps, basically like pranay but without ESL and less deluded. He cries whenever something doesn't go his way and was sad enough to get exactly 100k points because he thought it was cool, he then started accumulating more points some time after when he was dropping on the hof highest total score because he wanted to increase his e-peen. He had a mod compaign but no one took it seriously and everyone laughed at him. He's never been modded despite the likes of pranay, shivv and other tools having been modded. Age:25

Shamzy - dumb black kid who cheated and kept insisting that he never cheated until a mod saw his chat logs. Age:18

devante - another dumb black kid who cheated and keeps bypassing so he doesn't get unbanned, also was after caroline's e- Estimated age:17

wakemeupxoxo - An ugly black girl who pretended to suicide to gain sympathy from other users. Really obvious she was never actually going to suicide. Age:21

Bearguru - a kid who basically is trying hard to become a mod and is probably a banned user unless he had some other account before. His hobbies include a bunch of sad things like magic the gathering, dungeons and dragons. He tries too hard to be nice to the forum circlejerkers. He's irrelevant and will always be a 2nd less important Bear after Bearissoslow. Age:15

thebrontosaurus - a bald guy who tries hard to act normal but obviously doesn't have much of a life as he used to be on the site like all the time during his time as admin. Also like arcbell he tries too hard to be professional, it's laughably pathetic. He didn't do a much better job than arcbell as admin. Age:22

Retti - A gigantic loser, he pretended to be matt55 (winner of 1 gold and 4 silvers) for attention and tried really hard to fit in with the "bad boyz" crew, he constantly gets on by gira for his terrible mafia play. He cares way too much about gira's opinion on his mafia play and spends way too much time speaking to goodbar on skype. Oh yeah he's been a mod then resigned making this huge rant about how modding sucks then went back to modding again and left again. Age:20

Projectmatt - another one of those loser mods who keep quitting and modding again. He met up with appleofmyeye one time at applebees for like thirty minutes and now they're e-dating, he even farmed his own custom lobby trophy with her. He's a strong believer of god and comes up with terrible arguments as to why religion is good. Age:18

Sirius - He thinks he knows a lot about psychology and philosophy but really his motive is to spout nonsense that looks deep when he doesn't have much knowledge on what he talks about. His initial ban was due to a wild drunken internet mafia rage which involved him running amok submitting no actions in multiple mafia games. He spews concentric circles of drivel around himself and spends his free time posting on IRA forums. Age:23

Justrec - a kid that just wants attention, he knows everyone on the forums hates him but he goes posting there like every day. His retorts are getting really boring when he blames everything on circlejerks and says they're all butthurt. He likes arguing about pointless things. When it comes to his mafia play, he's like Zovea v2.0 Estimated age:17

Rednose - a short muslim kid who used to pay people to ddos the site, back in the day he'd make threads consisting of empty threats. He spent his free time trolling call lines on skype and trolling tengaged as well as epicmafia. He was craving for roshiez's e-. Claimed to a few people on his skype that he was leaving epicmafia but kept spamming up the sandbox lobby and impersonating abc. Age:18

abc - probably a really fat guy who doesn't get out the house and lives in his parents' basement, spends his time trolling epicmafia for the past 5 years. Estimated age: 30+

Error - A moronic sandbox player who is basically a snowday wannabe, in fact he tries super hard to be snowday that he stays at 0 points. Estimated age: 21

The mods and anyone who has been a mod - clearly has no life, moderating an online website where they don't get paid. They spend their free time doing pointless reports with no personal gain except e-peen of some sort of pathetic online power/authority. What's worse is that they all suck at moderating and had to go through the skype epicmafia circlejerking to become a mod. Like jackhammer and jackattack123 most people can't tell them apart because not only are their usernames similar but they're both stupid and suck at modding. Also bell and polo are another two that most people can't tell apart because they're both stupid weebs with 4 letter usernames. Average age: 16

me - for wasting 20 mins typing this all up.