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Bad day at work

Sep 6th, 2012
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  1. Bad Day at Work
  2.  
  3. Be Anon.
  4. Another bad day at work. Boss put you on notice because you didnt get through the 20 hours of work he assigned you in the 15 minutes before you clocked out for the day. You get home and see your fluffies.
  5. >Daddeh home!
  6. >Pway?
  7. You look at your fluffies.
  8. >Hello scarlet!
  9. She always warms your heart. You need someone to hug right now.
  10. >.....shithead.
  11. Thats not the others name, but you hate him. He shits on the rug every chance he gets. You swear he does it on purpose.
  12. >Punt.
  13. >AHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (THUD)
  14. You made sure to cuddle and pet Scarlet so she would not notice you scoring a field goal. Man you needed that. But your not sure if picturing the fluffy as you kicked it, or your boss would of made you happier for doing it.
  15. >Scawet wuv deddeh!
  16.  
  17. Be Shithead.
  18. Daddeh attacked you like a monster. Why did he do such a thing? Doesnt daddy love you? You want huggies, you feel pain all over and your having trouble trying to walk. For some reason you cant seam to right yourself.
  19.  
  20. Be Anon.
  21. Notice shithead survived the kick. After all you heard about fluffies you didnt expect it to survive. Looks like his front leg might be broken. In all the days action you forgot about the BS at work, your failed love life, and your dead end job. You need to do this more often.
  22. >You want sketties tonight Scarlet?
  23. >Wuv sketties!
  24. --------
  25. >Daddeh no wuv Shithead any mo?
  26. >Dont be silly Shithead, I love you the most. That is just how daddy shows his love.
  27. >But Daddeh huwt fwuffy.
  28. >No, no I didnt, I just hugged you with my foot.
  29.  
  30. Be Shithead.
  31. Your confused. You defiantly know you felt pain. But daddy said he loved you and hugged you with his foot. He makes a good case and you trust him above anything else. All this thinking hurts your brain so you stop thinking and relax.
  32. Fluffy pony shits itself.
  33. After the next day when it all happened again, you realize that daddy is always right, so this must be love. You now ask daddy to hug you with his foot. You like the attention. Its hard to get around now though, your front leg does not work right anymore. Your leggie must be upset with you for doubting daddy yesterday.
  34. --------
  35.  
  36. Be Anon.
  37. Months later you continue your daily routine. Come home from work, kick shithead, shower Scarlet in love, relax for the evening. You got a raise at work, they said your attitude had improved and productivity went way up. Even went on a few dates and got laid. No gf but its better that way. Women are expensive!
  38. >Shithead wuv daddeh. Want huggies wid foot pwease!
  39. EverythingWentBetterThanExpected.jpg
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