Pponies with Friendship (Parody of Llamas with Hats)

>Pponies with friendship in Equestria.
>You are Rainbow Dash.
>When you walk into Anon's house, you see him laying up on the couch with some sort of strange substance on his face.
>His body is bound by rope.
>You run over and check his pulse.
>He's still alive.
>Fluttershy comes down the stairs and you confront her.
"Shyy! Anon is passed out with cum on his face!"
>"Oh hey! How did he get here?"
"Shyyyyyy, what did you do?"
>"Me? Nah I-I didn't do this."
"Explain what happened Shy!
>"I've never seen this raped unconscious body in my entire life."
"Why did you rape him Shy?!"
>"I do not rape. No that is my least favorite thing to do."
"Tell me Shy, exactly what you were doing before I got here."
>"Alright well I was on my way to visit him-"
"Okay."
>"I uh, I had a basket to give to him-"
"Yes?"
>"Full of sweets-"
"Go on."
>"And uh well he let me in-"
"Okay..."
>"So I went up to him-"
"Yes?"
>"And I uh I tied him down and fucked him in the mouth."
"...Shyyyyy that's raping him!"
>"Oh wow I-I didn't know that."
"How could you not know that?!"
>"Yeah I'm in the wrong here. I suck."
"What is that on his face?
>"What's that?"
"His face, what is that on his face?"
>"I uh, well I kind of uh... Pissed on him. And forced him to drink some."
"...Shyyyyy..."
>"Well he looked thirsty and well I thought his fetish was piss-"
"Why in Equestria would you do that?!"
>"He was thirsty for pee! Gimme a break!"
"Shyyyyyyyyyy!"
>"His mouth was drying out."
"Shyyy-"
>"And only piss could water him down."
"What is wrong with you Shy?!"
>"Well I rape people and I piss in their mouths, that's two things."





>Pponies with friendship 2 in Equestria.
>Be Rainbow Dash.
>You stand next to Fluttershy in front of a building where paremedic ponies come in and out taking others to the hospital.
>Anonymous is again unconscious and tied up laying next to a tree.
"Shyy what in Equestria was all that?!"
>"I'm not sure what you're referring to."
"You raped all of those ponies in that building!"
>"Are you sure that was me? I would think I would remember something like that."
"Shyyy I watched you thrust a dildo down that old mare's throat!"
>"That sounds mean."
"You were ass fucking the little fillies with the strapon!"
>"That must have been really awful to see."
"And then you started fucking their pussies!"
>"Thank Celestia that their asses were too stretched out for further use."
"Uh... Shy. Why is the ground all white and sticky?"
>"Huh, I guess you could say that it's white and sticky."
"Shyy what are we standing in?"
>"Would you believe it's spoiled milk?"
"No I would not believe that."
>"Melted marshmallows?"
"Noo."
>"Ground nectar?"
"No."
>"Some of Celestia's tears?"
"Tell me the truth Shy!"
>"Fine. It's the combined cum from all of my critters."
"Shyyyy!"
>"Well uh they were all pretty rowdy today so I thought I'd help them out."
"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
>"I will not apologize for helping them."
"Wait, where did that strapon you had go?"
>"Whoa you won the prize, I didn't even notice it left."
"Where is the strapon Shy?"
>"Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably balls deep in Anon. I left it there after I fucked him."
"Shyyyy!"
>"I have a problem. I have a serious problem."
"You are just... Disgusting today."
>"Shh. Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of Anon, Shy."
>"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Crying and then silence."





>Pponies with friendship 3 in Equestria.
>Once again you are Rainbow Dash.
>You stand here with a bloated Fluttershy in front of a stage area where a ton of ponies are being taken to the hospital from injuries gained during sex.
"Shyyy we were supposed to be relaxing!"
>"I don't know about you but I'm having a wonderful time."
"You raped Princess Celestia, Shy!"
>"The ponies have spoken! Viva la rapesistance!"
"You assfucked the rapesistance leader in front of his fans!"
>"He was a traitor and deserved it."
"He was trying to stop you from raping the Princess!"
>Suddenly a movement is seen inside of Fluttershy.
>"Oh. That was a limb. I appear to have pushed some being entirely into my asshole."
"That would be Anonymous."
>"That explains why I haven't seen him for so long."
"It was horrifying. Your asshole stretched open like elastic."
>"Wow that sounds pretty sexy."
"I can't go anywhere with you Shy!"
>"That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong."
"I want to go home. I'm leaving."
>"In that case I should probably mention I put the train tickets in my pussy."
"W-What?"
>"Well I didn't want them to get lost because you usually lose things like that."
"You know what? Forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore."
>"Aww that's no fun."
"All this raping has become the norm for you Shy."
>"I guess I'll have to try harder next time."
"Please don't."
>"I feel like I've been challenged."
"Shyyyyy-"
>"Too late now. Oh gosh!"
"Gosh?"
>"I think Anon's ready to come out!"
"This is the grossest thing ever Shy!"
>"MMM it feels so great!"
"What is wrong with you?"
>"What?"
"What is wrong with you?"
>"I love sex so muuch!"
>Anon comes shooting out of her asshole and hits the ground.
"That doesn't even make sense."
>"How he can fit inside?"
"Yeah he's way bigger than you."
>"I know right."
"Uh Fluttershy..."
>"Yes?"
"Your asshole is stuck open that wide."
>She stands to her feet with her gaping butthole making her legs stay spread.
>"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a hospital I need to visit."








>Pponies with friendship 4 in Equestria.
>Rainbow Dash you are.
>You stand in your cloud house with Fluttershy.
>She sort of flew in when you were reading some Daring Do.
"Shyyy you've tracked mud in my clouds!"
>"Oh my goodness what a mess!"
"I just had it fluffed yesterday Shyy!"
>"I'm not responsible for this. I've been flying around town all morning."
"They're clearly your hoof prints Shy."
>"Then I've been framed!"
"They lead directly to you!"
>"Clue number one: My framer is a ghost!"
"Shyy stop avoi-"
>A strong gust of wind blows a gross smell into your house.
>Fly outside to see a huge pile of raped and barely moving ponies in the middle of the town.
"Shyyyyyyyyyy!"
>"Happy birthday!"
"It's not-please tell me you had nothing to do with this!"
>"Why don't you pick out a fuck doll?"
"You've gone too far this time Shy!"
>"What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of moaning city."
"How did you even do this?"
>"The magic of friendship."
"Shyyy."
>"I broke a Pinkie Promise."
"This isn't funny Shy!"
>"Who's laughing? Clearly not Pinkie Pie who's down there mashing her cunt with a hoof."
"I'm leaving I've had enough of this."
>"But think about all the ponies in P0nyville we get to rape now!"
"What-Why?"
>"Because we're friends. And friendship is two friends brutally force fucking a human together."
"That isn't friendship Shy, that's rape."
>"Well then you probably won't be liking your birthday decorations."
"It's not even my-Oh my gosh..."
>You are interrupted as Anon floats down butt naked and attached to balloons.
>"Surprise!"
>She pulls the dildo out of his ass and he yelps.
>Then she licks it.
"Augh... Ohh no..."
>"I'm sorry, I thought you liked anal! Obviously there was a miscommunication."
"This is... Nasty Shy."
>"You're right it's not nearly as sexy as I pictured it in my head."
"I think I'm gonna throw-"
>She lets go of Anon and his dick brushes against you.
"Oh god it touched me!"
>"This was clearly the wrong way to go."
"You think?!"
>"What can I say, I expected him to still have on that maid outfit. Bare Anon is just gross."
"That isn't what's wrong Shy! Why would you think any of this would be a good idea?"
>"Probably because I'm a deranged psycho rapist in an unrealistic cartoon show."
"...oh."
>"I don't understand how you keep forgetting that."