Attack on Konglandia

 Ruudiluca woke up and looked around and could see his boss standing in front of him.
"Ruudiluca, we have a problem." he said, pulling out his KongTablet and enlarging a picture on it.
"What is that?" he asked. The tablet showed a picture of an army advancing through Konglandia.
"The army of OTers are trying to invade Konglandia."
"They are fools, why do they think they can get through the walls and through us?"
Ruudiluca's boss looked up.
"You shouldn't underestimate them, our scouts have told us that they are well-armed before they were killed."
"Dangit! I will prepare the defenses." said Ruudiluca.
"Good, we can expect a great battle."
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 Mikkmar sat at the command table with his fellow generals and leaders.
"We have united all of the factions and we stand together as one!" said Mikkmar. The OTers around him all cheered.
"It looks like Konglandia is fortifying its defenses, we will need to get into the Kong Citadel to assassinate the admins and take control." said Pokerpo.
"Who will volunteer to be in the elite squadron that we will use to infiltrate the citadel?" Mikkmar asked. Many hands went up.
"Good. Everyone line up."
The people lined up and all stood up straight, each was eager to be picked.
"I will judge each one of you by your skills and good qualities. Only 3 will be chosen and they must be the best of the best."
The first in line was 15man.
"15man, you have a long history of serving us and were a key part in convincing the factions to unite. You are also one of our best assassins and soldiers. You have been chosen."
15man licked Mikkmar's face and walked over to the Kongregate shuttle they would use to get the assassins in. The next in the line was Quilladin.
"Hello Quilladin. You are not our best soldier and are physically weak but your edgy magic would certainly do us well but I don't think you have the skills needed for an elite squadron."
Quilladin stomped his feet and let out a roar.
"I will fucking cut your nipples off and sew them to your fucking penis!" he screamed uncontrolably. Rich112 tackled him and threw him to the guards which brought him to the dungeon.
"Thank you Rich112. You are right next to 15man when it comes to being a good fighter so I will let you in. Your claws are sharp and you are practically a shadow. Join us."
With that Rich112 let out a long howl and showed off his long and sharpened fangs. He walked over to the shuttle and started socializing with 15man. Burntfires22 waited eagerly in line.
"I will be the third member of this elite squad. Sorry Burnt, you don't even have much skills."
Burntfires screamed.
"Tbh I am more powerful than you tbh." he said.
Just as Mikkmar was about to reply, he saw a blob rolling towards him.
"I wanna be in the squad!" said Holy2334 as he burped and slim oozed out of his mouth. Mikkmar could smell his stink and saw the trail of excrement behind him and the puddles of urine. Burntfires22 tried to push him away, but Holy2334 crushed and killed him.
"We must leave at once!" said Mikkmar as he jumped into the shuttle. The 3 elite members flew off to Konglandia.
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 "Sir, there is a shuttle coming towards us. It refuses to give us a clearance code. I sense a plot to destroy the admins. I will destroy it now." said the turbolaser gunner.
"Objection!" shouted Ruudiluca as he decapitated the gunner. He stepped into the controls and allowed the shuttle in.
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 "Those fools, they let us in!" said 15man.
The shuttle landed and the trio activated their cloaking devices. The officer checking the docking ships was confused because he saw no one in the shuttle. He decided to let it go as it took off.
"I see an elevator there, that will take us to the meeting room where the admins are having a meeting." said Mikkmar.
They went into the elevator and their cloaking devices deactivated. DoomlordKravoka was sitting in the corner and had a button in his hand.
"ROAR!" roared Rich112 as he lunged towards Kravoka. A guard shot him with a stun projectile and he collapsed on the floor.
"Foolish OTers, it seems you had a traitor." said Greg. DoomlordKravoka stood up.
"I will kill you Kravoka!" said 15man.
"You can't, fuzzball. I am protected!" DoomlordKravoka said.
"Ha ha, you are of no use to us." Greg said as he pulled out a pistol and shot Kravoka in the head, killing him instantly.
"You see, I am prepared for everything."
Mikkmar and 15man struggled in their ropes as Greg put a pistol to Mikkmar's head. Just then, Rich112 awoke and raked his claws across Greg's armor plated back.
"You will pay for that!" he said.
"15man, now!" said Rich112 as he threw 15man a small dart.
"Thanks Rich!"
15man tossed the dart at Greg and it harmlessly deflected off his armor.
"Foolish OTer! Have you not learnt-" were Greg's last words as Rich112 pulled his heart out.
"Thanks for the distraction." said Rich112.
"Let's go into the other room, I'm sure the admins are in there." said Mikkmar.
They opened the door and looked around.
"Seize them!" shrieked Heather.
"Expecting us?" Mikkmar said.
"Emily, activate the shield!" Jimgreer said in panic.
Mikkmar through a disc and it blew the shield generator up. The admins attempted to run, but they were all had their throats swiftly slit by 15man and Rich112's claws.
As they headed to go out the door, Ruudiluca arrived.
"I will slay you!" said Ruudiluca.
"Grrr..." growled 15man.
Just as Ruudiluca began to pull out his gun, someone shot him in the head and he died instantly.
"Thanks for the assist." said Mikkmar to the OT soldier.
"The entire force is raiding Konglandia, we have it all under control."
"Good. Elite Squadron: follow me."
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 The trio made it out and Mikkmar thanked the two skilled assassins for their work.
"My pleasure." said 15man as he blasted off into the sky along with Rich112.
Mikkmar was getting up to leave, but he smelt a peculiar smell with his nose.
"I smell Holy2334!"
Holy2334 rose up behind him and pulled out a spear from his rolls of fat. Mikkmar produced a long, glowing red axe and jumped into the air to kill him. Holy2334 absorbed Mikkmar's fast strikes with his fat but it was impossible for him to hit Mikkmar. Holy2334 suddenly died of a heart attack and Mikkmar tore open his forehead with his claws.
"In Estonian culture, it is proper to eat the brains of your enemy!" he said as he gorged into the dessert. 15man and Rich112 came down from the sky to feast on the giant remains of Holy2334.