Whips are now grenades! Nerf them!

[ AVALON ]: Morgan_Le_Fay is under attack by FLAKTUS in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
FLAKTUS attacks you!
FLAKTUS swings his zap brannigan at Morgan_Le_Fay in a brutal strike.
You rush FLAKTUS in a berserker attack!
FLAKTUS pulls back and tightens his grip on his sparking zap brannigan, lining up a power attack.
[ Stopped attack. ]
Morgan_Le_Fay tenses her arm and raises it up, priming for a power urumi attack.
Your vision becomes noticeably much more sharp than normal and you're beginning to sweat a little.
You kinda feel like going out and buying a really big machine gun.
[M##*F][ 53%] Morgan_Le_Fay's urumi lashes against FLAKTUS's chest.
FLAKTUS looks stunned.
You wave.
[MvF][   53%] Morgan_Le_Fay's urumi bounces off FLAKTUS's leech-titan exohelmet.
[ Stopped attack. ]
You empty your mind and let the mutation take over...
FLAKTUS shakes his head, returning to his senses.
[ queued 'powerattack' ]
A palpable wave of screeching static rolls out of Morgan_Le_Fay, rattling your eardrums!
FLAKTUS clutches his head and screams!
Damn!  You can't powerattack again for another 5 secs.
[F)M][  100%] Morgan_Le_Fay smoothly dodges out of the way.
FLAKTUS's leech-titan exosuit is shredded beyond repair.
[M##F][  16%] Morgan_Le_Fay catches FLAKTUS's leg with her urumi.
[M'F][    6%] Morgan_Le_Fay catches FLAKTUS's leg with her urumi.
[M*F][    0%] FLAKTUS goes limp; Morgan_Le_Fay catches his abdomen with her urumi.
FLAKTUS exclaims, "DuRrRrR!"
[ AVALON ]: Morgan_Le_Fay killed FLAKTUS in Slagtown.
FLAKTUS crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The body of FLAKTUS's white cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
You start cutting the hotrail implant from the body of FLAKTUS.
Morgan_Le_Fay hacks a hotrail implant off the body of FLAKTUS.
You swear the frame rate dropped just then... wait, what? [ Server checkpointed. ]
You start cutting the muscle controller implant from the body of FLAKTUS.
on their corpnet!
   3:48 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS has engaged Morgan_Le_Fay in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
  3:48 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS was killed by Morgan_Le_Fay in Slagtown.
  3:49 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard says, "ok"
  3:49 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "4th and lumb"
  3:49 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "got grenaded to death"
  3:49 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "while idle"
To the north, you see:

Fourth Ave - 900 block (slagtown)   4:58am (public)
A flyer for the Tandoori Shack is taped to the wall to the east.  You see an ad for Jack & Wendy's Box taped to the Radio Slack wall.
You see: a koeler bong.
Bernard is standing here.
bernard comes down the street from the north.
You found bernard!
[ AVALON ]: Morgan_Le_Fay has engaged bernard in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
You rush bernard in a berserker attack!
bernard attacks you!
Morgan_Le_Fay lashes a deadly strike at bernard.
bernard fires his FN SCAR-L rifle from the hip in a deafening burst of automatic fire.
[ Stopped attack. ]
You empty your mind and let the mutation take over...
[ queued 'powerattack' ]
[ -18 36/54 ]  AAAAUGH!  Your leg!
[b##M][  66%] Morgan_Le_Fay grimaces as bernard's hail of gunfire shreds her flesh.
A palpable wave of screeching static rolls out of Morgan_Le_Fay, rattling your eardrums!
bernard clutches his head and screams!
Morgan_Le_Fay tenses her arm and raises it up, priming for a power urumi attack.
[ +1 37/54 ]  Ahh.
Your mouth is full of aspirin-flavored phlegm.
[M###b][ 14%] Morgan_Le_Fay wails mercilessly on bernard with her urumi.
bernard looks stunned.
Bernard looks dizzy as blood gushes from his chest wounds.
[M###b][  0%] Morgan_Le_Fay's urumi scores a painful line across bernard's abdomen.
Bernard looks dizzy as blood gushes from his abdomen wounds.
bernard says, "duhuurrrrr."
[ AVALON ]: Morgan_Le_Fay killed bernard in Slagtown.
You shudder briefly with remorse and guilt at the life you just snuffed out.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
bernard crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
Ugh! Some blood splashed on you.
  3:49 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard is under attack by Morgan_Le_Fay in Slagtown (0, 4,
    0)!
  3:49 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard says, "o lord"
  3:50 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard was killed by Morgan_Le_Fay in Slagtown.
  3:50 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard says, "wow"
  3:50 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "omw"
  3:50 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "gj"
  3:50 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard says, "43 damage"
  3:50 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard used up $7446 of our funds to reclone!

Ruby comes down the street from the north.
You found Ruby!
[ AVALON ]: Morgan_Le_Fay has engaged Ruby in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
You rush Ruby in a berserker attack!
Morgan_Le_Fay lashes a deadly strike at Ruby.
Ruby attacks you!
WKD brings a vicious blow down on Ruby with his jack frost, rime falling the head!
The poofy red chud minion's claws flash through the air toward Ruby!
Ruby calmly lines up his 12mm FlugHammer at Morgan_Le_Fay.
The badass chud minion aims a deadly leap at Ruby, fangs bared.
[M*R][   88%] Ruby grunts; Morgan_Le_Fay catches his abdomen with her urumi.
[ Stopped attack. ]
You empty your mind and let the mutation take over...
WKD grabs Ruby's shoulders and leans back, tensing his neck...
Blood trickles from Ruby's abdomen.
bernard arrives on Ruby's heels.
[ queued 'powerattack' ]
[ AVALON ]: Morgan_Le_Fay is under attack by bernard in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
bernard attacks you!
bernard calmly lines up his 12mm FlugHammer at Morgan_Le_Fay.
A palpable wave of screeching static rolls out of Morgan_Le_Fay, rattling your eardrums!
WKD clutches his head and screams!
The badass chud minion clutches its head and screams!
Ruby clutches his head and screams!
bernard clutches his head and screams!
You re-focus your attacks on bernard.
[ queued 'kill bernard' ]
Morgan_Le_Fay tenses her arm and raises it up, priming for a power urumi attack.
[ -10 44/54 ]  OW!  Your foot!
[ -2 42/54 ]  Ow!  Your foot!
[R#'M][  77%] Ruby's round impacts shallowly in Morgan_Le_Fay's foot.
*[**p**v**R**][   88%*] *The poofy red chud minion's bone claw bounces off Ruby's sky raider duster.
WKD SLAMs his forehead into Ruby's!
Ruby looks stunned.
The poofy red chud minion's claws flash through the air toward bernard!
WKD lifts his jack frost high into the air, rime collecting over the surface.
[M###b][ 40%] Bernard staggers when Morgan_Le_Fay's urumi scores a painful line across his chest.
bernard looks stunned.
Morgan_Le_Fay lashes a deadly strike at bernard.
Bernard looks dizzy as blood gushes from his chest wounds.
[M###b][  0%] Morgan_Le_Fay's urumi scores a painful line across bernard's abdomen.
bernard says, "duhuurrrrr."
[ AVALON ]: Morgan_Le_Fay and WKD killed bernard in Slagtown.
You shudder briefly with remorse and guilt at the life you just snuffed out.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
bernard crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The body of bernard's white cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
Morgan_Le_Fay lashes a deadly strike at Ruby.
Kill what?  There's no 'flakt' here to kill.
*[**b**v**R**][   81%*] *The badass chud minion's claw bounces off Ruby's sky raider duster.
The poofy red chud minion rears back and winds up for a power bone claw attack.
WKD brings a vicious blow down on Ruby with his jack frost, rime falling the head!
The badass chud minion roars and leaps at Ruby's throat!
[ Finishing current attack. ]
[M#'R][  56%] Morgan_Le_Fay catches Ruby's chest with her urumi.
FLAKTUS comes down the street from the east.
FLAKTUS flashes a deadly strike at WKD!
Ruby shakes his head, returning to his senses.
[W#*R][  26%] WKD's jack frost crashes into Ruby's abdomen with extreme force. You can hear a crunch from Ruby, and it freezes over completely.
Ruby fires his 12mm FlugHammer wildly at Morgan_Le_Fay.
WKD grabs Ruby's shoulders and leans back, tensing his neck...
[ AVALON ]: Morgan_Le_Fay has engaged FLAKTUS in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
You rush FLAKTUS in a berserker attack!
[ Stopped attack. ]
Morgan_Le_Fay lashes a deadly strike at FLAKTUS.
[ +1 43/54 ]  Ahh.
Blood pulses weakly from Ruby's wounds.
[M)F][  100%] FLAKTUS smoothly dodges out of the way.
*[**p**#****R**][   0%*] *The poofy red chud minion's claw shreds horrid bits of Ruby's abdomen onto the ground.
WKD SLAMs his forehead into Ruby's!
Ruby looks stunned.
[M*F][   88%] FLAKTUS grunts when Morgan_Le_Fay catches his abdomen with her urumi.
Ruby says, "ThIs Is AlT vEnDeTtA! i'M pAgInG mAdA! lol"
[ AVALON ]: Morgan_Le_Fay and WKD killed Ruby in Slagtown.
You shudder briefly with remorse and guilt at the life you just snuffed out.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Ruby crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.

omg omg the bliiindz
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: khrits says, "i'll be a sec"
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "fight em"
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: khrits says, "go in"
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: Ruby is under attack by Morgan_Le_Fay in Slagtown (0, 4,
    0)!
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: Ruby is under attack by WKD in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard has engaged Morgan_Le_Fay in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard is under attack by WKD in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard was killed by Morgan_Le_Fay and WKD in Slagtown.
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS is under attack by WKD in Slagtown (0, 4, 0)!
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS is under attack by Morgan_Le_Fay in Slagtown (0, 4,
    0)!
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard says, "whips are so fucking bullshit"
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: Ruby was killed by Morgan_Le_Fay and WKD in Slagtown.
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "come on khrits wtf"
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: khrits says, "im fucking stuck"
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: khrits says, "in 9 spiders"
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard says, "w0w"
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "o m g"
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS is under attack by Morgan_Le_Fay in Slagtown (0, 6,
    0)!
  3:53 pm [ DILZ ]: Ruby says, "heh"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "we all needed to be there"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: Ruby says, "welp it was all trash anyway"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "my shit wasnt"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "ugh come on guys"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "get ready to go in"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "or we are fukt"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: Ruby says, "this is why I didn't wanna come on :P this game
    is dumb"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: bernard says, "well i hav no gunne"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: khrits says, "i have a scar on me"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: khrits says, "and a bando"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "ye fuk this game"
  3:54 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "cba"
  3:55 pm [ DILZ ]: khrits says, "welp alright i wont puke on my laptop now"
  3:55 pm [ DILZ ]: FLAKTUS says, "ill just focus on developing my own moo i
    guess"
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