SodaSipper

#include <iostream>
#include <windows.h>
#include <string>
#include <time.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

using namespace std;

int PHealth;
int sodaConsumed = 0;
bool suitFound = false;
bool canFound = false;

//FUNCTIONS

void preGame();
void emptySoda();
void sodaSearch();
void sodaDrink();
void monsterFight();
void endGame();

//THIS IS THE SOUND THAT PLAYS UPON VARIOUS THINGS OCCURING

void actionSound(){

    Beep(400,100); Beep(500,500);
}

//THIS IS THE TUTORIAL AND WHAT-NOT

int main(){

    srand(time(0));

    string inputM;

    cout << "Welcome to Soda Sipper 1.0!\n\n"; Sleep(2000);
    cout << "Type 'help' for some basic info, or type 'begin' to start the game!" << endl;

    while(true){

        cin >> inputM;

        if(inputM == "help"){

            cout << "Type 'sip' to drink from your soda!\nType 'punch' to punch monsters!\nType 'search' to search for more sodas!\n\n"; Sleep(4000);
            cout << "Drinking an entire soda will restore your health!\nDrink all five sodas to win the game!\n(NOTE): Type all commands in lowercase!\n\n"; Sleep(2500); system("Pause");
            cout << endl; Sleep(3000);
            preGame();
        }

        else if(inputM == "begin"){

            preGame();
        }

        else{

            cout << "Wha? Say that again, young man?\n";
        }
    }
}

//THIS IS THE PREGAME. IT JUST SERVES TO GIVE SOME BACKSTORY

void preGame(){

    string inputPG;

    cout << "\nIt all began on a seemingly normal day... just before tragedy struck.\n\n"; Sleep(3000);
    cout << "Me: \"Ah! I do enjoy a refreshing soda on such a hot day!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
    cout << "Me: \"In fact, I think I'll take a SIP of my soda right now!\"" << endl;

    while(true){

        cin >> inputPG;

        if(inputPG=="sip"){

            actionSound();
            emptySoda();
        }

        else{

            cout << "Me: \"Ow! I hit my ear by mistake! Better try again!\"\n";
        }
    }
}

//THIS IS WHAT RUNS WHEN THE USER SIPS ALL OF HIS SODA

void emptySoda(){

    //THIS RESETS THE USERS HEALTH AND CHECKS IF HE HAS DRUNKEN THE GOLDEN SODA

    if(canFound == true){

        PHealth = 15;
    }

    else{

        PHealth = 10;
    }

    string inputES;

    cout << "Me: \"Ah! How refreshing!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
    cout << "Me: \"Huh?\"\n";Sleep(2000);
    cout << "Me: \"Oh no, my soda's empty! I need SEARCH for more soda pronto!\"\n"; Sleep (2000);

    while(true){

        cin >> inputES;

        if(inputES == "search"){

            sodaSearch();
        }

        else{

            cout << "Me: \"I have no time to do that! I need more soda!\"\n";
        }
    }
}

//THIS IS WHAT RUNS WHEN THE USER SEARCHES FOR MORE SODAS. MOST OF THE TIME WACKY THINGS HAPPEN!

void sodaSearch(){

    while(true){

        int randomEvent = rand() % 12 + 1;
        string inputSS;

        switch(randomEvent){

            case 1:
                cout << "You see a man on a dock drinking a soda.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Give me that soda!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Dirty-No-Good-Soda-Hoarder: \"Huh?\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"You asked for it!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*PUNCHED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            case 2:
                cout << "You see an old woman standing outside a gas station.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Hey, old lady!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Cheap-Old-Hag: \"Can I help you sonny?\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Go buy me a soda from that store!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Cheap-Old-Hag: \"Oh my. I'd love to, but I need this money to get home!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"You need to get your priorities straight, lady!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*TRIPPED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            case 3:
                cout << "You see a little boy drinking a soda.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Give me that soda, you little creep!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Creepy-Little-Boy: \"Okay.\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*OKAYED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            case 4:
                cout << "You see a vending machine on the side of a road.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Give me one of your delicious sodas, metal monstrocity!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Tightwad-Machine: \"PLEASE INSERT ONE DOLLAR USD\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Do you take British Pounds?\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*POUNDED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Tightwad-Machine: \"ERROR! PLEASE INSERT ONE DOLLAR USD\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*TIPPED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            case 5:
                cout << "You see a superhero flying overhead.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Hey, I need help!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Super-Chump: \"Is there a problem, citizen?\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"I need a soda pronto!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Super-Chump: \"You disctracted me from my heroic efforts for a soda?\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"You don't understand! I need a soda or I'll DIE!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Super-Chump: \"Egads! I'll never let Hypoglycemia Man take another life!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*SAVED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            case 6:
                cout << "You see a soda in someone's home.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Selfish-Whore: \"What are you doing in my home?!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"You're house? Don't be selfish!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*SLAPPED*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            case 7:
                cout << "You see a toddler holding a soda.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Hand over the soda!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Bastard-Child: \"No!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Respect your elders!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*PUNTED*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            case 8:
                cout << "You find a soda in a dumpster.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*SCAVENGED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            case 9:
                cout << "You come across a magical genie's lamp.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*RUBBED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Smart-ass-Genie: \"What is it you desi-\"\n"; Sleep(500);
                cout << "Me: \"GIVE ME A SODA. NOW.\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Smart-ass-Genie: \"Umm... are you certai-\"\n"; Sleep(500);
                cout << "Me: \"I SAID NOW.\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*WISHED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            case 10:
                cout << "You come across a hobo sleeping near a soda.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Give me that soda!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Filthy-No-Good-Hobo: *Snore*\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Don't sass me!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "*SHANKED!*\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Soda acquired!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                sodaDrink();
                break;

            //THESE ARE THE SPECIAL ITEMS THE USER CAN FIND

            case 11:

                if(suitFound == false){

                    suitFound = true;

                    cout << "You see an object gleaming in the distance...\n"; Sleep(3000);
                    cout << "Me: \"Could it be? Are the legends true?...\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                    cout << "Me: \"Oh my Soda! It's real! The Suit of a Thousand Soda Cans!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                    cout << "Soda Suit acquired! All damage negated by 1!\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                    cout << "Me: \"This is great, but I still need to SEARCH for more sodas.\"\n"; Sleep(3000);

                    cin >> inputSS;

                    if(inputSS == "search"){

                        sodaSearch();
                    }

                    else{

                        cout << "Me: \"I have no time to do that! I need more soda!\"\n";
                    }
                }

                else{

                    sodaSearch();
                }

            case 12:

                if(canFound == false){

                    canFound = true;

                    cout << "You see a shiny object in the distance.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                    cout << "Me: \"Hmm? Ooh... OOOHHH! Is... is that possibly?...\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                    cout << "Me: \"It is! The Golden Soda of Armirae! I thought it was only a legend!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                    cout << "Golden Soda acquired! Health increased by 5!\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                    sodaDrink();

                }

                else{

                    sodaSearch();
                }
        }
    }
}

//THIS IS WHAT ALLOWS THE USER TO DRINK HIS SODA

void sodaDrink(){

    string inputSD;

    string coolSayings[10] = {"Delicious!","Tasty!","Orgasmic!","Refreshing!","Cool!","Super!","Mmmm!","Oh yes!","Oh God, yes!","Perfect!"};
    cout << "Me: \"Gee, I sure can't wait to SIP on this soda!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);

    for(int sipCounter = 0; sipCounter < 10; sipCounter++){

        while(true){

            //THIS CAUSES MONSTERS TO APPEAR WHILE YOU ENJOY YOUR SODA

            int randMonster = rand()%10;

            if(randMonster == 5){

                monsterFight();
            }

            else{

                cin >> inputSD;

                if(inputSD == "sip"){

                    cout << "Me: \"" << coolSayings[rand()% 10] << "\"" << endl; actionSound();
                    break;
                }

                else{

                    cout << "Me: \"I have no time for that! I need to drink my soda!\"\n";
                }
            }
        }
    }

    //THIS COUNTS THE AMOUNT OF SODA THE USER HAS DRUNKEN(DRANK?)

    sodaConsumed++;

    if (sodaConsumed == 5){

        endGame();
    }

    else{
        emptySoda();
    }
}

//THIS IS THE COMBAT SIMULATOR

void monsterFight(){

    string inputMF;
    int MHealth = 10;

    string attackSayings[6] = {"\"Take this!\"", "\"Taste justice!\"","\"Have at you!\"","\"Hiya!\"","\"Kapow!\"", "\"Take this, fiend!\""};
    string attackS = attackSayings[rand() % 6];

    string enemyList[10] = {"Zombie", "Baby", "Bucket", "Cop", "Vampire", "Rock", "Car", "Mouse", "Dog", "Man"};
    string enemy = enemyList[rand() % 10];

    Sleep(3000);

    cout << "Me: \"Egad! That " << enemy << " is coming straight at me!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
    cout << "Me: \"He's probably trying to sip on my delicious soda!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
    cout << "Me: \"I better PUNCH him before he gets the chance!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);

    while(true){

        int PDamage = rand() % 4 + 1;
        int MDamage;

        //THIS CHECKS IF THE USER HAS FOUND THE SODA-SUIT

        if(suitFound == true){

            MDamage = rand() % 2;
        }

        else{

            MDamage = rand() % 3;
        }

        cin >> inputMF;

        if(inputMF == "punch"){

            cout << "Me: " << attackS; MHealth -= PDamage; Sleep(3000);
            cout << "You hit " << enemy << " for " << PDamage << " damage!\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);

            if(MHealth > 0){

                PHealth -= MDamage;

                cout << enemy << " hit you for " << MDamage << " damage!\n"; actionSound(); Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"You'll regret that!\"\n";

                if(PHealth <= 0){

                    cout << enemy << " cheated and somehow managed to kill you.\n"; Sleep(3000);
                    cout << "GAME OVER! YOU LOST!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                    exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
                }
            }

            else{

                cout << enemy << " is dead! What a loser!\n"; Sleep(3000);
                cout << "Me: \"Woo! Glad that's over! Now, back to my soda!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
                break;
            }
        }

        else{

            cout << "Me: \"I cant do that! I have to defend my soda!\"\n";
        }
    }


}

//THIS IS THE END GAME

void endGame(){

    cout << "Me: \"Ah, my thirst is now quenched!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
    cout << "Me: \"Welp, off to work!\"\n"; Sleep(3000);
    cout << "GAME OVER! YOU WIN!\n"; Sleep(3000);
    exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
}