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Hoofball with Dash

Apr 20th, 2016
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  1. >"Haha, too slow!"
  2. >"Try again!"
  3. *huff* "Damn it Dash, slow down a little." *huff*
  4. >"Come on, just speed up a little."
  5. >You were currently engaged in a hoofball match with your favorite mare in the world, Rainbow Dash.
  6. >The problem though, is that you didn't realize just how fast she was, and just how slow you are.
  7. >You lunge for her again from a resting position, catching her off guard
  8. >Even with that, you were still far to slow for her
  9. >"Sorry Anon, looks like I'm too awesomely fast for you."
  10. "Alright alright, you win, I give up."
  11. >"No way, you're not getting out of it that easy! I earned my bragging rights fair and square."
  12. >"Who's the awesomest, most spectacular pony in all of Equestria?"
  13. "Umm, Fluttershy?"
  14. >Your wisecrack earns you a punch on the shoulder.
  15. "Ouch. Alright fine, you are Dash."
  16. >"And who just kicked your flank at hoofball?"
  17. "You did."
  18. >"Of course I did!"
  19. >She turns her back to you to face an imaginary crowd cheering her on.
  20. >"Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash!" She cheers to herself.
  21. >With her back turned, you take the opportunity to tackle her to the ground.
  22. >You pin her down with all of your might
  23. >Suprised, she tries to shake you off, but youre much stronger then her.
  24. >With her completely at your mercy, you go in for the kill.
  25. "Here comes the tickle monster!"
  26. >"HAHAHA NONNY, STOP HAHAHA."
  27. >"What was that? I couldn't hear you."
  28. >"BWAHAHA I'M NOT KIDDING ANON YOU ASSHOLE HAHAHA."
  29. >You place one arm by her head to better support yourself.
  30. >Before you could realize your mistake, she grabs your arm and uses it as leverage to flip you on your back and get on top of you.
  31. >Damn karate ponies
  32. >"Ah ha! Gotcha now!"
  33. >Quicker then lightning, she hits up all of your ticklish spots
  34. >You crumble immediately, turning into a big ball of giggles
  35. >She carries on like this for a few seconds, then stops and lays her head down on you chest.
  36. >You wrap your arms around her, and hold her tightly
  37. >The two of you lay still for a while, enjoying each others company
  38. >You sigh with content
  39. "I love you Dash."
  40. >Dash looks up at you, slightly red in the face.
  41. >She then lowers her head back down on your chest
  42. >"I love you too Nonny, even though you suck at hoofball."
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