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  1. >be me, 9yo
  2. >parents took plane trip two months ago
  3. >left me and 6yo sis with aunt
  4. >parents landed on nebraska cornfield
  5. >at 600mph
  6. >cornfag farmer sued airline for crop damage
  7. >kek
  8. >anyways
  9. >reading book to sis before bed
  10. >she be hungry
  11. >we go downstairs to get midnight madsnax
  12. >boom, chocolate bar on table
  13. >fuck yeah auntie
  14. >das our shit
  15. >sis notices stovetop light is on
  16. >all those dials
  17. >be 6yo sis
  18. >obviously a spaceship
  19. >obviously gotta start it
  20. >turntup.jpg
  21. >aight sis, fuck this
  22. >got a motherfucking book to finish
  23. >turn off dials
  24. >walk her back to room
  25. >blitz through 2 chapters like some coked-up reading rainbow shit
  26. >hear sis snoring
  27. >dayum bitch i even got you chocolate
  28. >go to bed and try to fall asleep
  29. >success, but then…
  30. >a wild aunt appeared!
  31. >yelling and coughing and pushing us out of beds
  32. >wat.jpg
  33. >smoke filling our room
  34. >stairs collapsing behind us
  35. >aunt carrying us out front door
  36. >house burning the fuck down
  37. >fire truck taking its sweet fucking time
  38. >finally gets here and supersoaks that home
  39. >tfw everything you ever owned is gone
  40. >well at least we're all fine
  41. >look down at sis
  42. >huge burn scar on her back
  43. >huge
  44. >looks like that cripple from hannibal
  45. >like half his fucking face is just sitting on her back
  46. >tfw 9yo and know it's all your fault
  47. >tfw 21yo and no one else knows
  48. >tfw haven't had an actual conversation with anyone all that time
  49.  
  50. >not even your sweet little sister
  51.  
  52.  
  53.  
  54. >be me, 17yo hermit fembot
  55. >N double E to the motherfuckin T
  56. >done with high school
  57. >forever
  58. >thank my lucky fucking stars
  59. >ditched prom to sit at home masturbating all night
  60. >chilling in my zone three days after that
  61. >14yo sis busts in my door like the kool-aid man
  62. >chattering her head off about end-of-term party that some jockstrap cockslap is hosting tonight
  63. >begs me to go
  64. >literally on knees
  65. >fml
  66. >bicycle to thrift shop
  67. >find sum dope threadz
  68. >loljk
  69. >blue and white striped long sleeve knit
  70. >long black skirt
  71. >slip-on shoes
  72. >kinda the right size
  73. >bicycle home like some tour de france shit
  74. >no roids tho
  75. >prepping in front of mirror with sis
  76. >"you look amazing, anonette"
  77. >lol no i look like an amish sailor
  78. >weird feeling when she says it though
  79. >like i want to hug her or something
  80. >look straight at her eyes in the mirror and drop a killer line
  81. >"y-you as well, m'lady"
  82. >yep that's verbatim
  83. >killmenow.jpg
  84. >she grins and hugs me
  85. >we finish up and start walking to jockstrap's house
  86. >stars are out
  87. >light breeze
  88. >holding hands
  89. >hers is so warm and soft
  90. >fuckin serene
  91. >want to hug her or something
  92. >or something
  93. >get to jockstrap's house
  94. >sis just walks the fuck in there
  95. >onedoesnotsimply.jpg
  96. >stumble after her
  97. >chill at snack table for a while being autistic
  98. >snacking on fingernails
  99. >you know how we do
  100. >shawties be mirin deez ankles doe
  101. >raven qt starts walking towards me
  102. >nopenopenope
  103. >go look for sister
  104. >find her
  105. >she's got her tongue down sir cockslap's throat
  106. >nopenopenopenope
  107. >run out
  108. >run home
  109. >run to room
  110. >wonder if this is how a heart attack feels
  111. >cry my lungs out for 1hr
  112. >wonder what exactly i'm crying about
  113. >doesn't help at all
  114. >cry for 3hrs
  115. >next morning
  116. >read: afternoon
  117. >laying awake in bed
  118. >everything hurts
  119. >hear soft knock on door
  120. >one minute passes
  121. >little note slides under door
  122. >hear footsteps and sister's door closing
  123. >kinda slither off bed and across floor to read note
  124. >'i love you more than anyone anonette'
  125. >hear trumpets from the orchestra of heaven
  126. >a fucking scrap of paper has made me happier than anything that's happened in the past 12 years
  127. >cry for 1hr
  128.  
  129.  
  130.  
  131. >be 21yo me
  132. >18yo sis invites peeps over
  133. >y u do dis
  134. >swolefag friend brings a fucking industrial-scale shipment of booze
  135. >he's 21 too, got held back a few grades in school
  136. >lol retard
  137. >anyways
  138. >in my room not hearing much from downstairs
  139. >2am
  140. >decide to go make sure sis hasn't been roofied
  141. >nope
  142. >she's awake lolling on couch
  143. >friends 3 and 4 are essentially comatose
  144. >friend 2 and swolefag are having shitty fight club
  145. >sit down next to sis, who's laughing at the battletards
  146. >say hi and give a little wave
  147. >"hi... hi me?"
  148. >pointing to herself
  149. >tfw own sister can't believe that you're actually sitting next to her
  150. >surprise wears off and we just watch the 'fight' together
  151. >she smells so good
  152. >she looks so good
  153. >dayum when did she grow tits like those
  154. >she laughs at something in front of her
  155. >swolefag swaying around in victory stance
  156. >opponent has left the server
  157. >connection interrupted
  158. >ofc swolefag thinks he won
  159. >all of a sudden his eyes go wide
  160. >ohshit.jpg
  161. >he gon puke and he knows it
  162. >makes a noise to ask for help
  163. >the fuck you looking at me for?
  164. >you tawkin ta me?you tawkin ta me?you tawkin ta me?
  165. >"my sister is way stronger than i am. total /fit/izen."
  166. >successful bot is successful
  167. >sis gets up and puts his arm over her shoulder
  168. >gives me a "fuck you" smile+glare before walking him out
  169. >we cool doe
  170. >she comes back after a while, plops down on couch, leans on me
  171. >so warm
  172. >much scent
  173. >faceful of smooth red hair
  174. >kinda getting my rocks off
  175. >ofc she has to fucking ruin the moment
  176. >"why can't it be like this all the time?"
  177. >and the night was going so well...
  178. >"it just can't"
  179. >she sits up straight
  180. >looks at me hard
  181. >"why?"
  182. >"enough!"
  183. >bolt up off couch
  184. >she reaches for my hand
  185. >yank it away, step back from her
  186. >she stands and moves closer
  187. >bitch please, who gon stop me?
  188. >pull some olympic track shit
  189. >upstairs, in room, door locked, at desk, headphones on before she's even at the top step
  190. >join favorite cs:s server
  191. >3 kills, 15 deaths
  192. >call them all faggots
  193. >exit game
  194. >masturbate
  195. >sleep
  196.  
  197.  
  198.  
  199. >be 21yo
  200. >morning
  201. >hungover
  202. >got drunk with sis last night
  203. >she's frying bacon on the stove
  204. >glass of leftover booze in her hand
  205. >dumbfuck friend kris invited her to campfire thing
  206. >i'm suppose to chaperon
  207. >tfw me+fire
  208. >fuckno.png
  209. >sis flips her shit
  210. >"why do you always drag me down"
  211. >lol i'll go kill myself so you can enjoy your life
  212. >actually said that
  213. >oops
  214. >isjoke.jpg
  215. >sis grabs me, shakes me
  216. >noses smushed up together
  217. >she aggro
  218. >"don't you ever fucking say that again"
  219. >lips touch while she's shouting in my face
  220. >fuck-or-flight moment
  221. >too horny to remember where we are
  222. >shove her
  223. >into stove
  224. >booze spills on frying pan
  225. >lights up like the fourth of fuckin july
  226. >sis shrieks
  227. >freak the fuck out, flashbacks and shit
  228. >backinthenam.jpg
  229. >go full barnacle on her
  230. >cling to her screaming her name and crying
  231. >weeping my damn eyes out for solid twenty minutes
  232. >2manyfeels
  233. >circuit overload
  234. >robot shuts down
  235. >sis drags me upstairs to my bed
  236. >sits with me all morning
  237. >all afternoon
  238. >all evening
  239. >all night
  240. >sleeps next to me in bed
  241. >tfw sis has another burn scar
  242. >tfw my fault again
  243. >tfw i should have died in that fire twelve years ago
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