The plan

dN` | anti-edge :  i should do that.
dN` | anti-edge :  rake leaves for cash.
unS :  you also have to bag them
unS :  the bags are a chore
dN` | anti-edge :  fuck
dN` | anti-edge :  can i capitalize on raking leaves
My ideal world is :  outsource that part to india
dN` | anti-edge :  good idea.
unS :  get a leaf-raking business
unS :  corner the market
unS :  monopolize lawn care
unS :  rule the world
My ideal world is :  Lobby in all capitals everywhere
My ideal world is :  just for stupid shit
dN` | anti-edge :  thats actually not half bad of an idea
My ideal world is :  no
My ideal world is :  my idea is terrible
My ideal world is :  it's supposed to be terrible
My ideal world is :  please don't do it
unS :  WHAT I LEARNED IN RAKING SCHOOL IS
dN` | anti-edge :  im gonna rule the world by raking leaves
dN` | anti-edge :  thats what i learned
unS :  oh
dN` | anti-edge :  talons leaf raking business (tm)
unS :  you can also corner the market in snow shoveling
dN` | anti-edge :  guaranteed to get the leaf reptilians off of your fucking law
dN` | anti-edge :  lawn
dN` | anti-edge :  we do the work so you have to anyway
unS :  put a trademark on that and you're good to go
dN` | anti-edge :  dude
dN` | anti-edge :  i could create a machine
dN` | anti-edge :  that just blows leafs all over peoples lawn
unS :  thats called a leaf blower
dN` | anti-edge :  no
dN` | anti-edge :  the opposite
unS :  no but everyone who uses a leaf blower does that to their neighbors
dN` | anti-edge :  artificial leafs for 2x profit all year
unS :  LOL
unS :  yeah
unS :  you just take the dump truck
unS :  dump a crapload of fake leaves on their lawn
dN` | anti-edge :  'oh hey jim- OH WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT ARE ALL OF THESE LEAFS DOING HERE'
unS :  and knock on their door
unS :  'can i rake these for you for $500?'
My ideal world is :  'bitch you got a leaf problem'
dN` | anti-edge :  the rest of the fucking neighboorhood is fucking green grass, leafs on the trees
unS :  Leaf the raking to us™
My ideal world is :  and there's just plastic ass leaves
dN` | anti-edge :  not peter, he gets a bunch of fucking artificial leafs
dN` | anti-edge :  and then he pays out the ass
dN` | anti-edge :  flawless idea
unS :  alternatively
unS :  for those fall seasons with real leaves
unS :  get an excavator
unS :  the entire lawn done in 1 go
dN` | anti-edge :  yeah fuck the grass
unS :  'the entire lawn done'
dN` | anti-edge :  and for snow
unS :  flamethrower
dN` | anti-edge :  i can just use a flamethrower
unS :  melt it all
dN` | anti-edge :  yeaaaah.
unS :  YEP
unS :  GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
dN` | anti-edge :  and we'll make sure (not really) to not burn your fucking porch off
dN` | anti-edge :  then we can capitalize on porch rebuilding
unS :  side effects of talon's raking and shoveling co.
dN` | anti-edge :  oh this is a great idea, im gonna actually do this
unS :  burned house, loss of your entire yard, extremely sad wallet, feeling of disappointment toward your money-spending decisions
unS :  and to top it all off, a big fat steamy pile of regret
dN` | anti-edge :  guaranteeeeed!
unS :  ™