200 word essay

Now, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air.
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

Fuck her right in the pussy.