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- >Day Fuck It, I can't be bothered to think of a witty pun to go here, in Equestria
- >It's hot in here.
- >Well, it's hot everywhere, especially since fucking Celestia got injured, and her spaghetti-spewing sister took over raising the sun.
- >The bitch can't raise for shit.
- >So you lay here, sweating in the grass.
- >The mane 6 are all around you, doing the same thing you are. Burning to death.
- Fuggin copycats...
- >You crawl like a slug and poke Rainbow Dash, who sluggishly looks up with her sweaty mane sticking to her face.
- >Gross.
- The clouds..
- >"Whuh?"
- Why aren't there any clouds in the sky?
- >You point upwards.
- Sky candyfloss! Cuh-lowds!
- >Bitch is so dazed she don't understand shit. She slowly realizes, and responds.
- >"Luna took 'em all."
- What?
- >"Luna has them. She made us put all of them over Canterlot."
- Can't you make more? You flying ponies have that big factory-
- >"We are, but the factory is closer to the sun, so all the pegasi are fainting in the heat."
- >You groan.
- >Sliming your way across the now-wet grass, you bump into Pinkie.
- Pinkie.
- >"Hmm?"
- I want you to spit on me.
- >Rarity groans in disgust. "How uncouth..."
- >"Why?"
- Spit on me. It'll cool me down.
- >She does. It goes in your mouth. Tastes like cupcakes. Figures.
- Gross.
- >Rolling onto your back, you shield your eyes with a sunburnt arm.
- >The sun glares down at you. Black spots mar it's surface.
- Hehe, Luna burnt the sun.
- >Twilight glances up. "That's impossible.."
- >The black spots were getting bigger.. and moving.
- >She squints.
- >The small spots weren't black..
- >"P-PARASPRITES!"
- >A wave of lazy panic floods over the market square. Some ponies make an attempt at running, but end up flopping back down.
- >Others just groan, and pull the nearest object over themselves.
- >Applejack weakly moans about "Muh apples..."
- >The hungry insects hit the town. A wave of multi-colored balls of hunger sweep over the dazed ponies.
- >A few sprites munch your clothes. You feel cooler.
- >One enterprising young parasprites attempts to gobble your knob, taking the whole thing in it's mouth, but gives up and flitters off.
- >The creatures eat anything they can find, digesting half the town, but also blocking out the sun.
- Yeah... thas nice.
- >Then, as quickly as the frenzy began, it's over, and you're left with the raging sun baring down on you, and a stonking great semi-erection.
- >You watch the destructive insects piss off into the everfree forest, probably going to eat all of Zecora's voodoo shit.
- Call me!
- >You look at the damaged town, then back at your rapidly-shrinking cunt destroyer.
- Too hot to deal with this shit. Still need to piss.
- >"O-oh! I k-new you love m-me really, anon!"
- >Forgot about Yellow Quiet the rapist.
- >You consider moving, but too warm, fuck dat.
- >The horny yellow pony hoofs at your stiffening dick, and leans in, mouth open.
- >You can feel her hot warm tongue licking at your glans.
- Fire torpedo!
- >You let it go, and piss straight down her throat.
- >She sputters, letting go of your cock, and choking, collapses at your side.
- >Your boner bounces back and forth, spraying piss like a wacky water toy.
- >The ponies around you start groaning and writhing in your piss, still too hot to escape the yellow shower.
- >As you bathe in the glory of your own sticky urine, you hear one pony mutter quietly.
- >"Better than being warm..."
- >As the stream of yellow justice from your sprinkler dick slows down, you spit a mouthful of piss out, which just splatters straight onto your face again, because you're a fucking idiot and spat straight into air.
- >You lay there, soaking in a puddle of your own urine and sweat.
- >You pissed on yourself. You pissed on the mane 6. However, at least you pissed in
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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