Saga 1
In the beginning, there was nothing. All Flavor was held by the Supreme Burger. With Cheesiness and Deliciousness that was unimaginable. His buns glistened with the sweet glaze no Burger-man could create. Yet he feared the danger held within the power of a single Flavor. Thus, under His great judgement, he realized the need for variety. And so He said “LET THERE BE BURGERS”. And it was done. The Great Burger Gods Angus, Sirloin, Bacon, Veggie, Whopper, Buffalo, and Quarter Pounder were made in His image. And all was well.

saga 2
Yet the Great Burgers were not of one mind. They clamored for more Flavor, more power. The Great Burgers, unable to overpower Supreme Burger, quarreled within They desired to be seen as the greatest of Burgers. All made Sliders in their likeness, to serve them as appetizers of FlavorSliders lived and died for their Burger masters. Thus, Plants were turned into salt; all life was crushed for meat They fought for millennia, searing and glazing worlds and stars. Yet the conflict never seemed to reach the other bun

Saga 3
Yet the anguish of one Burger was far too great to comprehend. Veggie, able to feel the pain caused by the creation of his sliders, could not ignore the suffering. The pains of the innocent ingredients of nature had to be addressed. Yet his Flavor-filled ego could not accept surrendering to his fellow Great Burgers. And so he did the unthinkable. He took the fallen Sliders and their decaying flesh for the creation of new minions. In his many laboratories, he led to the creation of the unholy, of the evil and tainted. The hotdog. The Great Burgers were horrified. Burgerland by Burgerland began to fall to the corruption of Veggie’s minions. Soon, all that remained was Supreme Burger’s Basket at the Center. The Great Burgers pleaded for salvation, yet He remained unmoved.

Saga 4
The Great Burgers accepted their fate, and mounted their last stand. Dawning their Cheese plate and Bacon lances. They prepared for the battle of battles, Buragnerok. The hotdog legions marched into the Basket, dying in innumerable numbers. Yet the power of the Great Burgers began to falter. Soon they weakened, and began to get pushed back. They were surrounded and without hope in the keep of the Basket. Veggie appeared in front of the keep, and proclaimed the superiority of his Flavor. The doom of the Great Burgers was all but assured.

Saga 5
Suddenly, Supreme Burger emerged with all His Flavor from the keep. His purity and deliciousness caused many hotdogs to evaporate in fear. His Flavorfullness approached Veggie, hands stretched in friendship. He offered Veggie the title of Burgerinburger, Burger of Burgers. He promised Veggie a seat under him as the Greatest of Burgers. Veggie accepted the hand of Supreme Burger and held him in embrace. Then, his hotdog guards surrounded Supreme Burger. And stabbed him 10 times. He mocked Supreme Burger and told him to look around and see his power. “Do thou see not the suffering of ingredients halted by my legions, Father?”. Veggie proclaimed that he was the greatest of Flavors, even greater than Him. And Supreme Burger was in pain, not for his wounds, but for the betrayal. He gathered His strength, and began to do the unthinkable. He consumed himself. As the flesh of Supreme Burger disappeared, flavor released throughout the universe. Hotdogs collapsed, the power of Veggie fell. Hotdogs morphed into the likeness deemed by Him and gained the consciousness reserved for Burgers. Finally, with his last burst of Flavor, Supreme Burger cast Veggie and the unforgivable of his minions into the pits of the broiler, where they would serve as charcoal to power the universe.

Saga 6
The Great Burgers came to Supreme Burger and listened to his final statements. “Thee all shalt remember thy origins. Thee were all once dram more than hamburgers and a now art the greatest of flavors. Doth not act 'gainst one another, rather, act as one to provideth deliciousness to those yond serve thee." And so it was agreed, that the Great Burgers would make peace. The greatest Flavor would be decided by the newly made, freely thinking hotdogs. They were ordained to be called humans, with those who served their masters burger-man.