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  1. Your star fox
  2.  
  3. Youre driving around in your spaceship when suddenly
  4.  
  5. *frightening music plays*
  6.  
  7. Frag appears behind you coming from the south east. He's in a fancy FRAG-350 fighter luxury craft.
  8.  
  9. You're in his crosshairs
  10.  
  11. You feel intimidated.
  12.  
  13. Suddenly your radio starts buzzing. It's frag.
  14.  
  15. "Hey fox I've got you in my sights."
  16.  
  17. What do you w--
  18.  
  19. Suddenly your interrupted by fragement
  20.  
  21. "I'll be calling the shots from now on fox. Shoot down slippy."
  22.  
  23. "B-but I've known slippy for years"
  24.  
  25. "Do it or you're dead"
  26.  
  27. Frags ship is on autopilot and he makes a hot pocket
  28.  
  29. You think about what to do for a minute on each side
  30.  
  31. You shoot slippy. It feels sad.
  32.  
  33. "That's it" you say to frag as you see the remainder of slippys ship moving slowly in space
  34.  
  35. Frag puts the hot pocket on a paper plate
  36.  
  37. As frag begins to look towards his ultra wide view windshield we see a chair rotate. It's slippy.
  38.  
  39. "Thanks for pulling that off, frag. I can't believe fox would kill me. I'm getting tired of this lifestyle."
  40.  
  41. "No problem. That insurance money will be more than enough for both of us"
  42.  
  43. Frag places his hot pocket down on the counter because it's too hot to eat
  44.  
  45. Frag sits down.
  46.  
  47. A floating computer like you see in the movies approaches frag and slippy. It's slippys wife on Skype. "Nice to see you honey did everything work out ribbit" "yes"
  48.  
  49. Frag informs slippy about the new ship he bought for him.
  50.  
  51. "It's got a few dents here and there and it needs a new paint job but it's good until the insurance money gets in. Sign this checke so I can get the ball rolling for that"(it's the check for the money)
  52.  
  53. Slippy does it
  54.  
  55. Frags radio buzzes
  56.  
  57. "Frag?" Says fox
  58.  
  59. Frag says to fox "hey fox you did good. Next is Falco lol"
  60.  
  61. Fox tearfully asks frag to quit aiming at him
  62.  
  63. "Oh right I'm out of here but we work together now that slippy is out of the way"
  64.  
  65. Frag flies off to slippys house
  66.  
  67. When frag gets there he is greeted by Mrs. Slippy and the babies
  68.  
  69. He pulls the ship he got for them out of his trunk(it's not small his is just so big)
  70.  
  71. "Here you go slippy family."
  72.  
  73. Despite not being up to frags standards it's still the nicest ship these toads have ever seen
  74.  
  75. "Why not take it for a test drive"
  76.  
  77. "Ribbit okay"
  78.  
  79. Slippy and his wife and his babies get in the ship and drive off. They're circling their space-duplex that they share with an anthropomorphic rat
  80.  
  81. Frag pulls out the hot pocket
  82.  
  83. He takes a bite.
  84.  
  85. The ship explodes
  86.  
  87. It was insured too. And he got life insurance on the slippies
  88.  
  89. Frag smiles and puts the remote back in his pocket.
  90.  
  91. The ending music plays
  92.  
  93. Frag takes off and his ship quickly flies away from the camera into a twinkle of light.
  94.  
  95.  
  96.  
  97. Cast:
  98.  
  99. Dennis Kerr (Frag)
  100. Fox McCloud
  101. Slippy Toad
  102.  
  103. © Ztalfios
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