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- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: blah blah
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: boring shit
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i made a troll of a plentyoffish profile
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: and people are hitting on it
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: for some reason
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=78507940
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: why
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i don't understand men
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i mean
- A Wild Pug: I dont understand either
- A Wild Pug: well
- A Wild Pug: its hormones
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i know you could possibly get laid
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: but like
- A Wild Pug: pfft
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: why would you want to fuck this
- A Wild Pug: no
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i'm still deciding if i want to make her
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: racist
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: or just
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: totally insane
- A Wild Pug: scientologist
- A Wild Pug: its a balance of both
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: no no
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: she's hardcore christian
- A Wild Pug: brb
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: kk
- A Wild Pug: do you mind if i ask my friend for her opinion on the loony level?
- A Wild Pug: is that okay with you
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: what do you mean
- A Wild Pug: about how loony the account will be
- A Wild Pug: like
- A Wild Pug: can i ask my friend whether theyd prefer the account to be loony or racist, well, both are the same thing techincally
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: jrichmond797/23/2014 7:37:45 PM
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- are you really 7ft tall? for real?
- plugbutt7/23/2014 7:52:24 PM
- I'm more like 6'8, but that wasn't an option
- jrichmond797/23/2014 7:54:48 PM
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- cool. how tall is the shortest guy you ever dated and how tall were you then? My name is John and Iam a Christian myself and i have a verry southern accent. can I call you see i use a neighbors computer and would like to hear your accent and you hear mine.
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: oh lol
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: yeah go for ut
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lol
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: it
- A Wild Pug: "plugbutt"
- A Wild Pug: i just did the fucking scooby laugh
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lmfao
- A Wild Pug: EHEHEHE
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: my name is plugetta
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: >.>
- A Wild Pug: are you fucking serious
- A Wild Pug: im dying
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: no joke
- A Wild Pug: oh my god
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lmao
- A Wild Pug: they thing its true
- A Wild Pug: holy hell
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: like
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i expected
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: no messaged
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: s
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: and she's just
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: racking them in
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: it's making me wonder
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: how i'd do
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: if i posted my actual pics
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: pof is sad
- A Wild Pug: A Wild Pug: should we make this fake account completely fucking insane or just flat out racist
- Eleven: BOTH.
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lololol
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i think
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: that's doable
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lmao
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: it kept asking me
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: to update
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: and write more
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: so this is what i have
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: so far
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: Hey guys. I love god and body mods! My hobbies include teaching Sunday school, praying, and, playing video games, and getting modded. I love watching movies and helping children learn more about our lord. I really like helping anyone learn about our lord, but most adults either already know the truth or just choose to live in sin. Feel free to ask me about anything.
- A Wild Pug: Reekis rice
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: my interests include "Tattoos for devotion to christ"
- A Wild Pug: its literally a sin to get tattoos
- A Wild Pug: lol
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lmao
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: and she drinks
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: over 3 times
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: a week
- A Wild Pug: "getting modded"
- A Wild Pug: is it me
- A Wild Pug: or does that sound like a terrible fetish
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lmfao
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i always hate
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: when people say
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: getting tatted
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: but
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i figured
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: that would be perfect
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: for this fine lady
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i'
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: m trying to think of like
- A Wild Pug: needs more complete serial killer
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: subtle ways
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: to add racism
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: so it's not like
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: an out and out troll account
- A Wild Pug: you should document this
- A Wild Pug: like
- A Wild Pug: this is prime discussion material
- A Wild Pug: well it isnt
- A Wild Pug: but
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i'm seriously in awe
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: that there are guys
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: trying to hit her up
- A Wild Pug: Eleven: 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666c 657hjnm
- Eleven: Sorry, that was the cat.
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: gaboy55557/23/2014 6:12:25 PM
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- but you look like a heathen. Is this your normal look or is it Halloween
- plugbutt7/23/2014 7:36:28 PM
- Just because I like body mods doesn't mean I'm a heathen.
- gaboy55557/23/2014 8:09:43 PM
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- Look at those eyebrows.. come on thats total heathen :)
- gaboy55557/23/2014 8:10:46 PM
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- I'm scared dude
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: omg
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i'm dying
- A Wild Pug: eyebrows
- A Wild Pug: what
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: did you not look
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: at the picture i'm using
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i googled
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: girl that look like chuckie
- A Wild Pug: i just looked
- A Wild Pug: i cant breathe
- A Wild Pug: oh my god
- A Wild Pug: do these people messaging this account have a goblin fetish or something
- A Wild Pug: she looks like a fucking goblin
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lmfao
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: that's why i was like
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: who in the name of fuck
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: is trying to fuck this thing
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lmfao
- A Wild Pug: by the end of this night
- A Wild Pug: i am putting this all in a pastebin
- A Wild Pug: i need this archived
- A Wild Pug: or a notepad
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: my god
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i'm dying
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: so now i'm acting
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: all hurt
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: by the guy that said he was scared
- A Wild Pug: oh god stop
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: and he's like
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: apologizing
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: and saying i'm ugly
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: and shit
- A Wild Pug: ohmygod
- A Wild Pug: im fucking dying
- A Wild Pug: like
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i told him
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: he made his point already
- A Wild Pug: im gonna sleeplaugh
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: and then said
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: have a blessed day
- A Wild Pug: ...
- A Wild Pug: jesus tittyfucking christ
- A Wild Pug: are these people nuts
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i'm laughing
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: far harder
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: than i should be
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: WTF
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: more guys
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: messaging me
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i am seriously
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: like
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i don't even
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: if my troll creation is doing this well
- A Wild Pug: i literally cant even
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i can't even imagine
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: what a real girl's inbox looks like
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: plugbutt7/23/2014 8:17:34 PM
- Ok well saying you're scared of me gives off a pretty different idea of what you think. You've already hurt my feelings, no need to keep going. Have a blessed day and good luck on your search for love.
- gaboy55557/23/2014 8:20:05 PM
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- ok i was kind of mean.. i was just talking about your devil eyebrows
- A Wild Pug: if you dont mind
- A Wild Pug: im gonna put all this shit in a pastebin
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i'm going to start talking about
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: how i'm a woman of god
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: and comparing my eyebrows
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: or any other part of me
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: to the devil
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: is the worst thing anyone could say to me
- A Wild Pug: clearly she is hte antichrist
- A Wild Pug: i mean seriously
- A Wild Pug: the devil himself said fuck this shit when she came down
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: i'm just
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lolin'
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: so hard
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: at this shit
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: gaboy55557/23/2014 8:25:08 PM
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- ah now I feel bad.. Your really cute ok. I'm sorry
- Straight Up Motherfuckin Dickpig: lmfao
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