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- var ruinedArr = [
- "how to appear funny", "why are my thumbs uneven",
- "am i lack toast and tolerant", "your youre difference",
- "why doesnt my poo float", "midget google images", "tall midgets??",
- "homemade lube?", "i hate my boss", "what counts as fat",
- "how to tell partner they fat", "is it normal to still love my ex",
- "how to get back with ex", "penis remove dog how to",
- "romantic ways to propose", "engagement rings", "sex shop in my city",
- "how to tell if partner cheating", "ways to kill someone hypothetically",
- "undetectable poisons", "how to delete search history in browser",
- "ashley madison hack", "view ashley madison list",
- "ashley madison list my city", "paternity test",
- "mail order paternity test", "attracted to mother why",
- "is incest illegal in this country", "latest laws incest",
- "seduction guide", "rohypnol safe dosage", "smelly penis cure urgent",
- "common STIs", "STI test in my city", "average penis size this country",
- "do penis pumps work", "best budget penis pumps",
- "does liking men mean im gay", "signs of being gay",
- "how to come out as gay to dad", "age of consent here",
- "why is age of consent so old here", "country low age of consent",
- "flights philippines", "isis application form", "how to join isis",
- "cheap syria flights from here", "syria hotels with pool", "bing",
- "donald trump",
- "OH COME ON DONT JUST COPY AND PASTE THE LIST FROM THE ARRAY YOU CHEEKY SCAMP"
- ];
- function userLocation(loc) {
- loc.country = loc.country.toLowerCase();
- loc.city = loc.city.toLowerCase();
- loc.regionName = loc.regionName.toLowerCase();
- if (window.matchMedia("(min-width: 690px)").matches) {
- for (var i = 0; i < ruinedArr.length; i++) {
- ruinedArr[i] = ruinedArr[i].replace(/from here/, loc.regionName).replace(
- /for here/, loc.regionName).replace(/here/, loc.regionName).replace(
- /this country/, loc.country).replace(/my city/, loc.city);
- }
- }
- if ((navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Opera") || navigator.userAgent.indexOf(
- 'OPR')) != -1) {
- browserName = 'opera';
- } else if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Chrome") != -1) {
- browserName = 'chrome';
- } else if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Safari") != -1) {
- browserName = 'safari';
- } else if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Firefox") != -1) {
- browserName = 'firefox';
- } else if ((navigator.userAgent.indexOf("MSIE") != -1) || (!!document.documentMode ==
- true)) {
- browserName = 'internet explorer';
- }
- ruinedArr[20] = ruinedArr[20].replace(/browser/, browserName);
- }
- $(document).ready(function() {
- var coloursArr = ['#009900', '#1C8800', '#397700', '#556600', '#715500',
- '#8E4400', '#AA3300', '#C62200', '#E31100', '#FF0000'
- ];
- var ruinedCount = 0,
- ruinTab = '',
- ruinBegin = false,
- colour = 0;
- function searchHandler() {
- $('h1#initial').attr('id', 'running');
- if (ruinTab == null || typeof(ruinTab) == 'undefined') {
- $('#ruinProgressText').html('Ruining aborted. Pussy.');
- ga('send', 'event', 'Search History Ruining', 'Stopped',
- 'undefined', ruinedCount);
- } else {
- ruinSearchQuery = ruinedArr[ruinedCount];
- ruinTab = window.open('https://www.google.com/search?q=' +
- encodeURI(ruinSearchQuery), 'ruinmysearchhistory');
- ruinedCount++;
- $('#ruinProgressText').html('Ruining your search history... (' + (
- ruinedCount * 2) + '%)');
- $('#ruinProgressBar').animate({
- "width": "+=2%"
- });
- var remainder = ruinedCount % 5;
- $('#ruinSearchesCompleted').prepend(
- '<li id="newSearchEntry" style="font-size:' + (100 + (
- ruinedCount * 2)) + '%; color:' + coloursArr[colour] + '">' +
- ruinSearchQuery + '</li>');
- if (remainder == 0) {
- colour++;
- }
- $('#newSearchEntry').fadeIn().removeAttr('id');
- $('h1 #queryText').html(ruinSearchQuery);
- if (ruinedCount == 50) {
- $('#ruinProgressText').html('YOUR SEARCH HISTORY IS NOW RUINED.');
- } else {
- setTimeout(searchHandler, 1200);
- }
- }
- }
- $('button#magnifyingGlass').click(function() {
- if (ruinBegin) {
- return false;
- } else {
- ruinBegin = true;
- }
- searchHandler();
- $('#tagline').fadeOut(350);
- $('#email').hide();
- })
- });
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