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- BIENVNUE A LE NOUVEAUX EPISODE DE LA HIT TELEVISION SERIE:
- 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 FROG FAMILIES 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸 🐸
- "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" - Arrem, 2016
- "No subtitles in German, please" - Meshugganah
- The scene opens on a cold december evening in Quebec, where two French soldiers, VIN ROUGE and VIN BLANC, are discussing their troubles next to a wheel of cheese
- VIN ROUGE: hon hon hon hon, j'aime etre dodgy et French
- VIN BLANC: mes oui, mes oui, je suis tres dodgy et French!
- VIN ROUGE: il est une tres shame zat we are le losing le seven years war
- VIN BLANC: mais on have plenty de le wine et le cheese so il est le fine
- VIN BLANC and VIN ROUGE slug wine from a botle
- VIN BLANC: Anyway, il est time for les dejuner!
- VIN ROUGE: of le course! Let us headez-to le Barrel des Frogs!
- VIN BLANC and VIN ROUGE head to the frog barrel to pick their frog, where they meet the chef, BIER
- BIER: freshez froges! freshez frogs! Vendre-tu les freshez frogs!
- VIN BLANC: (pointing at a brown frog) je would like zis frog over 'ere mes monsiour
- BIER: zat will be trois francs, s'il vous plait
- VIN ROUGE: Je suis tres deprress recentement, so je pense que une Frog Hallucinogenique, s'il vous plait
- BIER hands VIN ROUGE a red frog
- VIN ROUGE: eating his fried frog ah, je suis hereux already!
- VIN BLANC: 'ang on! I 'ear une noise a la horizon!
- VIN ROUGE: Ah, non! Les Anglais!
- VIN ROUGE: Ah, on! Our engineering is le tres shit! Le car won't start!
- A platoon of British Grenadiers in superior Jaguar Mk IIIs crest the local hill, firing weaponised crumpets from their guns. VIN ROUGE and VIN BLANC both take a direct hit
- VIN ROUGE: servez-us right pour non etre handsome et sophistique like les Rosbifs
- VIN BLANC: I supposez zat Quebec was always les rightful Rosbif land
- VIN ROUGE and VIN BLANC slowly die as a Union Flag and a Canadian Flag rises above their corpses
- 🇬🇧 LES FIN 🇨🇦
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