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- if ($1 == !myfortune) {
- if (% [ $+ fortune. $+ [ $nick ] ] == $null) || (% [ $+ fortune. $+ [ $nick ] ] != $time(dd)) {
- msg $chan $nick your fortune today is: $read($($mircdir $+ notes $+ $chr(92) $+ fortunes.txt))
- set % [ $+ fortune. $+ [ $nick ] ] $time(dd)
- set % [ $+ fortune.nick. $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ] $nick
- }
- else {
- msg $chan You already got a fortune today.
- }
- }
- if ($1 == !mysexyfortune) {
- if (% [ $+ sexyfortune. $+ [ $nick ] ] == $null) || (% [ $+ sexyfortune. $+ [ $nick ] ] != $time(dd)) {
- msg $chan $nick your sexy fortune today is: $read($($mircdir $+ notes $+ $chr(92) $+ fortunes.txt)) $+ ...In Bed
- set % [ $+ sexyfortune. $+ [ $nick ] ] $time(dd)
- set % [ $+ sexyfortune.nick. $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ] $nick
- }
- else {
- msg $chan You already got a sexy fortune today.
- }
- }
- A stranger will cross your path who later becomes your friend
- An old acquaintance will re-enter your life
- A chance happening will reveal your destiny
- A wise person will give you timely advice
- Recognition will come from unexpected sources
- Love will be found from a past meeting
- Kind words may mean more than they seem
- A new friendship will bring unexpected joy
- Love that moves the sun and the other stars.
- Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
- All I know of love is that love is all there is.
- Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
- Love one another and you will be happy
- Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
- Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
- Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
- Sign in shop window: “We buy old furniture. We sell antiques”
- Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.
- Forgive your enemies, but don’t forget their names
- Any married man should forget his mistakes, no use in two people remembering the same thing.
- By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8 the other dwarfs began to suspect ‘Hungry’
- Help! I'm being held prisoner in a chinese bakery!
- A dubious friend may be an enemy in camouflage.
- A fresh start will put you on your way.
- A friend is a present you give yourself.
- A new perspective will come with the new year. (2)
- A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
- A soft voice may be awfully persuasive.
- A truly rich life contains love and art in abundance.
- Advice, when most needed, is least heeded.
- All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
- All will go well with your new project.
- All your hard work will soon pay off.
- Beauty in its various forms appeals to you.
- Because you demand more from yourself, others respect you deeply.
- Change is happening in your life, so go with the flow!
- Competence like yours is underrated.
- Congratulations! You are on your way.
- Dedicate yourself with a calm mind to the task at hand.
- Disbelief destroys the magic.
- Distance yourself from the vain.
- Do not be intimidated by the eloquence of others.
- Do not make extra work for yourself.
- Don't confuse recklessness with confidence. (2)
- Emulate what you admire in your parents. (2)
- Emulate what you respect in your friends.
- Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.
- Get your mind set...confidence will lead you on.
- Good news will come to you by mail.
- Good to begin well, better to end well.
- Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and a wink.
- He who knows he has enough is rich.
- How you look depends on where you go.
- If a true sense of value is to be yours it must come through service.
- If certainty were truth, we would never be wrong.
- If your desires are not to extravagant they will be granted.
- In order to take, one must first give.
- It is honorable to stand up for what is right, however unpopular it seems.
- It is worth reviewing some old lessons.
- It takes courage to admit fault.
- Meditation with an old enemy is advised.
- Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
- New ideas could be profitable.
- Now is a good time to buy stock.
- Protective measures will prevent costly disasters.
- Others can help you now.
- Resting well is as important as working hard.
- Savor your freedom -- it is precious.
- Say hello to others. You will have a happier day.
- Self-knowledge is a life long process.
- Small confidences mark the onset of a friendship.
- Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you.
- Take the high road.
- The secret to good friends is no secret to you.
- The strong person understands how to withstand substantial loss.
- The truly generous share, even with the undeserving.
- There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
- Those who care will make the effort.
- Use your eloquence where it will do the most good.
- "Welcome" is a powerful word.
- You are almost there.
- You are a person of another time.
- You are a talented storyteller.
- You are going to have some new clothes.
- You are in good hands this evening.
- You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
- You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
- You are solid and dependable.
- You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.
- You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
- You have a shrewd knack for spotting insincerity.
- You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
- You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
- You have exceeded what was expected.
- You have the power to write your own fortune.
- You have yearning for perfection.
- You love chinese food.
- You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world.
- You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems. (2)
- You seek to shield those you love and like the role of provider.
- You should be able to undertake and complete anything.
- You will always be surrounded by true friends.
- You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
- You will be successful in your work.
- You will be unusually successful in business.
- You will become a great philanthropist in your later years.
- You will have gold pieces by the bushel.
- You will inherit a large sum of money.
- Your abilities are unparalleled.
- Your ability is appreciated.
- Your dificulties will strengthen you.
- Your dreams are worth your best efforts to achieve them.
- Your first love has never forgotten you.
- Your home is the center of great love.
- Your ideals are well within your reach.
- Your leadership qualities will be tested and proven.
- Your life will be happy and peaceful.
- Your life will get more and more exciting.
- Your love of music will be an important part of your life.
- Your mind is your greatest asset.
- Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
- Your quick wits will get you out of a tough situation.
- Eat at Joes.
- Eat at Louies.
- There once was a man named Cojosus, obey him
- NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER
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