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- >Wake up.
- >Do 100 push-ups like it's nothing, follow up with 150 sit-ups.
- >Look in the mirror at your gainz.
- "Christ, God truly spent more time on me." You say flexing.
- >You're Anon, and you are a bear mode lookin' mother fucker/ World Champ UFC fighter.
- >Skip the Triple S because you like to work out first, no point in getting clean then immediately sweating like a dog.
- >Tapping your world champ heavy weight MMA belt that hangs over your door frame.
- >Head over to the gym where you lift and train.
- >Upon walking in you're greeted by Snowflake.
- >The two of you chat it up for a little before you head over to the weight section.
- >Begin your lifts and as usual, the mares are all 'mirin'.
- >They're clearly checking out your hot ass as you do squats.
- >A sudden chill goes down your spine as you begin your power cleans.
- >Look up into the big mirror that runs along the wall and drop your weight.
- >Begin to sniff the air.
- "She's here." You say looking around trying to find the she-devil.
- >You feel a slip slap on your ass.
- >"W-what's up babe?"
- >Damn, you're right, again.
- >Turn around and look down.
- "Listen here Flutterfuck, I'm not into you, we will never be a thing."
- >"You're just playing hard to get." She says nuzzling into your epic quads.
- >Slightly side step and she almost tumbles.
- "I literally have dreams of killing you, and every time I do I wake up hard."
- >"That just means you want me." She says with a wink.
- "It's taking everything in my will power to beat the flight out of your stupid piss colored body."
- >"Oh so you like it rough?"
- "Why do you think I'm flirting with you? I'm actually threatening your well-being."
- >She says nothing, but slides what looks to be like a business card into your pocket.
- >"Call me stud." She says walking away while trying to seductively sway her hips back and forth.
- >As she turns a corner you look at the card.
- >It's purple contruction paper, written crudely in blue crayon saying: "Cul mi uf yew wuna haev secs :)"
- >You tear the construction paper to shreds and continue with your lifts.
- >Be Fluttershy.
- >You think everything went well with Anon.
- >Peek behind the corner to see him tear up your card that you worked so hard on.
- >Sadness with a little bit of rage builds within you.
- "H-how dare he! After I've practically been throwing myself at him."
- "I-I've been nothing but nice. It's time to get a little down and dirty, and I know just how to."
- >You flutter out of the gym rubbing your hands like the crafty Jew you are.
- >Head over to your cottage and throw the door open.
- "Angel!"
- >The asshole of a bunny looks up from his play-bunny magazine and puts a carrot in his mouth as if it were a cigar.
- "Call him."
- >He nods and hops away to do what must be done.
- "By the end of today, Anon will be mine whether he wants to or not."
- >Be Anon
- >You're tired and ready to go home for a shower and a meal.
- >Your mouth waters with the thought of proteins.
- >Rush home and hop into the shower.
- >Before doing stow you check your brisket that's been slow cooking for hours.
- >The smell gets you hard.
- >Mid way washing your hair, you hear a ruckus down stairs.
- >Wrap a towel around yourself and investigate.
- >Upon reaching the first floor you see the most horrendous thing.
- >There sitting at your table, is Harry the Bear eating your brisket while Fluttershy slowly pets him.
- >"Just keep eating my big strong man." She says in a baby voice.
- "WHAT THE FUCK?! MY BRISKET!"
- >"Why hel-."
- >She stops mid-sentence realizing your in a towel.
- >She squeals an explosion of orgasms.
- >Ignore the whore horse.
- >Look to the bear.
- "You're gonna pay fucker." You say with tears in your eyes.
- >Charge the bear.
- >I claws at you.
- >Dodge just in time.
- >Reverse triangle choke the fucker.
- >You can't get a good grip around it's girthy bear neck.
- >It throws you off and charges.
- >Roll out of the way while it crashes through your kitchen leaving it in chaos.
- "Fluttershy call of your bear before I beat the shit out of it."
- >"I'm afraid it is YOU who will have the shit beaten out of." You hear a super Russian voice say.
- "The fuck?"
- >Turn around a get sent back into a wall by a bear punch.
- >Harry walks up to you.
- >"For too long Fleuttershai haiz cried herseelf to sleep becuz of man like you."
- >Look to Fluttershy.
- "When the fuck did the bear start talking?"
- >You're quickly silenced with a slice across the chest.
- >"Yew neiver gave her thee light of dai."
- >He hits you in the stomach as you're still pinned against the wall.
- >"Todai, she'll do watevur she wunts to do weeth yew."
- "Over my dead asshole." You spit into the bears eyes.
- >The bear stumbles back rubbing it's eyes.
- >Take this time to hurl punch after punch on him, mainly aiming for his large bear nose.
- "You ate the wrong guys brisket you fucking mantel piece."
- >Beast mode activated.
- >Fluttershy watches in horror as you pulverize her bear friend.
- "I MARINATED THAT SHIT FOR 48 HOURS AND SLOW COOKED IT FOR 8!!!!"
- >With one final punch you actually knock the fucking bears head off, christ.
- >Fluttershy screams and tries to run.
- "NOPE!"
- >Grab her and hold up Harry's head which drips with blood.
- "LOOK AT IT! DO YOU SEE THE MESS YOU'VE MADE?"
- >She sobs and shakes her head frantically.
- "GOOD GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS." You intensely yell while handing her the head and then kicking her out.
- >You look around at all of the damage.
- "Shit."
- >Go over to the fridge and pull out the other brisket that u marinated for 48 hours.
- "Always come prepared."
- END
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