Slim

>Day slim in Equestria
>You wake up
>With a hangover like a bitch
>There's a knock on the door
>It makes your head feel like it's being slowly compressed
>You open the door to have Fluttershy and Pinkie just walk in
>You close the door
What do you two want?
>Pink pone in your face
>"TO HAVE A PARTY!"
>Fluttershy puts a hoof on her side
>"N-no...a scavenger hunt later tonight."
>Pink pone looks sad
>"But I wanted to have a party..."
>"We w-will have a party...after that."
>Pinkie brightens up and goes to your fridge for food
Hey you cant just take my food!
>She turns back eating a chocolate donut
>It's making a mess all over her face
>She starts coming towards you
Eh...nevermind.
>She darts back to the fridge
>You turn to Fluttershy who has been 2cm away from your junk just staring
Hey.
>She buries her face in your crotch and inhales deeply
>You slap her on the top of the head
>She looks up
A scavenger hunt? On nightmare night?
>She nods happily
>You really don't get out that much
>Maybe it can be fun?
Okay. What time?
>"It's at eight! Come t-to my house and I'll be your scavenger b-buddy...if that's okay with you..."
>You kneel down to eye level with her
No funny business?
>She doesn't make eye contact
>"Yeah, sure."
Okay. I'll be there.
>She smiles brightly and heads for the door
>"C'mon Pinkie!"
>You look back and your fridge is gone along with Pinkie
>The door shuts
Damn.
>You do what you do every day
>Absolutely nothing
>Pinkie and Fluttershy are the only p0nies you see
>You don't do anything anymore
>Might as well check up on the other mane 6
>You chuckle to yourself as you leave
Hehe, "Mane" 6.
>You knock on Twilight's door
>Spike opens it
>"Oh hey! Mr...um..."
Anon.
>"Yeah. Hey Anon. Twilight is upstairs sleeping because she had a mishap with some kind of sleep spell."
Okay.
>You walk inside and go upstairs
>Twi is passed the fuck out
>She's smiling
>You nudge her a bit
Hey Twi. Wanna try some experiments?
>She's still sleeping
>You notice the book next to her
>It says "Eternal Sleep"
What the fuck?
>You pick it up and start reading from the page she was on
>She had casted a spell on herself that made her sleep for eternity
>Brain what the fuck do I do?!
>Keep reading maybe there's more there
>You continue until you see it
>"The victim of the spell can only be awoken by a kiss from the opposite gender."
Are you fucking kidding me?
>You stand up and look at her
>It kind of looks like she's awaiting it
>With that smug smile
>Fuuucckk
>Just a quick peck and you'll be good
>You prepare yourself
>You lean over and kiss her on the cheek
>She doesn't move
What the fuck?
>You read it again
>"The victim of the spell can only be awoken by a kiss from the opposite gender. (On the lips)"
Mother fucker...
>You lean down again and kiss her on the lips
>Except you cant pull away
>Something is forcing your head down
>Twilight starts kissing back and opens her eyes
>Her eyes widen and she throws you across the room
>"What the fuck Anon?!"
I thought you were under that spell!
>She face hoofs
>"That wasn't for you! I wanted a stallion!"
>You stand up and stare at her
You set that up?
>She rolls her eyes
>"Yes stupid!"
>You both just stare at each other for a minute
>"Sorry Anon. I didn't mean to scare you."
It's...whatever. Are you going to the party later?
>"Yes! Are you?!"
Woah that's a little too much excitement.
>Her ears flatten
>"Sorry. I just don't get to see you that often."
Yeah well I thought I'd stop by and say hi. So yeah...see ya.
>You leave
>You go to Carousel Boutique
>The smell of perfume burns your nostrils as you open the door
>"How may I help y-"
>Rarity stops and just stares in awe
>Then she rushes over and hugs you
Uh...hello to you too?
>She lets go
>"How have you been? Shame on you for never visiting me!"
>You pet her back softly
I just don't go out that much. But I'm here now right?
>She smiles
>"Right."
So uh...you going to the party later?
>"I might attend...depends."
Okay, well I have to go find AJ and Rainbow. Have any idea where they might be?
>"Actually they should both be at Sweet Apple Acres right now...they said something about proving which is better."
>You thank her and head off to Sweet Apple Acres
>The air is warm
>The sun is shining high
>Everything is so quiet...and boring
>And they wonder why you don't come out
>You arrive and see AJ hoofwrestling Rainbro
Hey you two.
>They both let go and hug tackle you
>"Anon! I haven't seen you in days bro!"
>"Yeah where have ya been?"
>You pry them off of you
At my house. I go out to the market. Sometimes.
>They both just stare at you
So uh...how have you two been?
>"Awesome like always!"
>"Ah've had better days..."
Why is that?
>"Applebloom is sick so I have to cut down on my work time to check up on her."
>This workaholic scum
>You supress your anger
Oh...that sucks. So are you ladies going to the party tonight?
>"Me? Miss a Nightmare night party?! No way of course I'm going!"
>"If Ah feel up to it Ah might show."
Okay. Well uh...yeah. Bye.
>Rainbow trots up to you
>"Wait don't you want to at least catch up?"
I guess...
>You hang out with them until it starts to get dark
Okay I should really go get ready now.
>Rainbow leaves to the sky and you go home
>You put on some scavenger hunting clothes
>Basically all the torn slightly or stained ones
>There's a knock on the door
>You open it to see Fluttershy in spandex
>"Is S-spandex your fetish?"
No.
>She inhales deeply and it snaps off flying into the distance
>You hear somewhere a faint "MY LEG!"
>"It was a cheap version..."
Sure fatty.
>You slap her flank
>She is conflicted
>Not sure if she should like that or be angry
>So she stays neutral
>"You didn't come to my house so I came over here."
Oh right. Forgot.
>You both walk towards town
Fluttershy about this Scavenger hunt...
>"Yeah?"
>She looks up at you
What exactly are we supposed to find?
>"Well it's not for me. It's for you!"
What?
>"Twilight said that your brain is much more developed than ours and you should do this challenge alone."
>Wait just one cotton picking nigger
>That makes no sense
>Twilight believes she's the smartest and would never say that...
>Unless maybe she finally caved in to your massive intellect!
>Yeah thats it!
I was beginning to wonder when Twilight would admit that I was smarter.
>Fluttershy giggles
What was that?
>"Oh nothing."
>She stops you
What?
>"We're here."
Fluttershy this is just the town.
>"Not over there...over here."
>She turns you to the forest
You did it in the forest? I'm not feeling suicidial just yet!
>"It's okay its fenced in. Trust me."
>As you walk closer you see the fence
So this is a big box of fence that you put things in?
>"Notes."
Wat.
>"You have to find notes."
What kind of notes?
>"I can't tell you. Now go."
Okay...
>You walk over and jump the fence
>You call back to Fluttershy
How many notes do I have to find?
>"4!"
Okay.
>You start your search
>Fuck its dark
>Shoulda brought a flashlight
>You trip over a branch
What the fuck...
>You stand up
>You start to feel like something is watching you
>You start walking faster
>Your eyes make out what seems to be a big boulder on the groun
>You walk over to it and there is a note on top
>You pick it up and look at it
>There is a picture of a stick figure and the word "Run" next to it
They have stick figures in this world?
>You hear sticks cracking under pressure
>Something is coming
>And it's coming fast
>You crumple the paper and shove it in your pocket
NOOOPE.
>You Sanic speed the other direction
>You run into a wall made of brick
>The cracking behind you stopped
>Your nose is bleeding like shit though
>You feel your nose
Good it's not broken...
>You look at the wall
>In glowing paint it says "Faggot"
>You burst into laughter at the absurdity of this
>The cracking comes back and is getting closer
>You stand back up and hide behind the wall
Oh hey a note!
>You take it and look at it
>There is a pretty graphic picture of a p0ny ripped open
>Next to the mangled p0ny is the same stick figure
>And in the corner you see what appears to be a person fapping while staring right at the mangled p0ny
>It is labled FracturedFlow
Wat.
>The cracking gets really loud
>Again you crumple the paper and put it in your pocket
>Shit shit shit!
>You run out from behind there
>Suprisingly nothing is there
>No cracking either
>You mumble to yourself
Maybe I'm just going crazy.
>You notice something ahead of you
>It looks suprisingly...human?
Hello?
>It doesnt move it just stands there
>Then you see 4 more tendril appendages come from it's torso
>2spooky4u
>You dip the fuck out and sprint
>Wait a minute...
>It's just Nightmare night...that means this is a prank and you can't be hurt!
YEAH!
>You jog through the forest looking for anywhere there might be a note
>You continue to see nothing but trees
Fucking shit.
>You stop to catch your breath
>There is a loud snap sound
>The tree next to you starts falling
Jesus fuck!
>You jump to the side just in time
What the f-
>You stop when you see the same being that you saw before standing on the other side of the tree
>It is a human, you are sure of that
>But it has no face
>It's all white with a tux-
>Wait a fucking second
>It can't be
Slender?
>The being slowly slides through the fallen tree and walks toward you
OH SHIT!
>You take off running
>Hopefully you can find the fence and get out of here
>You run one way for a rediculously long time
>Then you get to the same fallen tree
What the fuck?!
>You go a different direction this time
>There is a big tree
>Way bigger than the other ones
>And whaddya know there's a note on it
>You pick it off and look at it
>It has the same stick person so you assume that is slender, but this time it says "Don't turn around."
Yeah fuck you I do what I want!
>You turn around
>Slender is right in your face
>Brain initiated adrenaline.exe
>You freak the fuck out and run
>That scared you so badly that you can hear your heartbeat
>There is a pounding in your head
>It's rythmic
>The same as each of your footsteps as you glide past all these trees
>Time leaves you as you continue to run
>Hoping to find the last note so this will all end
>You never really beat slender so you don't know what happens
>You hope it brings you back to P0nyville though
>This is what you get for leaving your house you dumb bitch
>You trip and go flying into a tree
>You struggle to stand up as your vision slowly blurs
>You wipe your face and feel that your eyebrow is split open and gushing blood
Fuck...head injuries bleed like shit...
>You notice a house structure
Hmm...
>You walk up and open the door
>A cold breeze blows past you as you walk inside
>It's too dark to see anything
>You stumble and bump into things trying to feel your way around
>A light flickers
>You follow the flickering light
>To what seems to be the kitchen of this house
>You walk to the counter and grab a knife
>You scan the room
>On the fridge is the final note
>It says "Boo."
Boo?
>There is a tap on your shoulder
>You slowly turn around and are face to face with Slender
>But something in you snaps
>You grab the knife from your pocket and slash his throat
>Blood squirts all over your face as his body hits the ground
>You look down at him
>He is still breathing
>You pick him up and put him over your shoulder
>You step out of the house and see the fence
Fucking finally!
>You throw him over then jump over yourself
>You pick him back up and go towards town
>Everyp0ny would be so proud that you got Slender!
>You see Twilight and Fluttershy giggling by a tree
>Perfect
>You walk over to them
>Fluttershy notices you
>"Anon! So how was the-What is that?"
I got Slender!
>"What are you talking about?! Anon we need to get him to a hospital!"
>Twilight walks over
>"Fluttershy he doesn't look like he's going to make it..."
>Fluttershy bucks Twilight down
>KO
>She glares at you
>"HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MY FRIEND!"
>Wat
Your friend?
>"I don't know what a 'Slender' is but you almost killed my new friend! You have no idea how angry I am with you now!"
>Slender twitches a bit and then stops moving altogether
>Then his body changes to
Discord?!
>Fuck
Is he...?
>Fluttershy's head snaps up to you
>"DEAD?! YES HE'S DEAD ANON! ALL THANKS TO YOU!"
Fluttershy...I'm sorry...
>"Save it Anon...get outta here."
>She points a hoof to town
>You slump away
>You look back once and a rock hits you
Fuck...
>You walk through the town and see all of the p0ny celebrations
>Nothing is fun anymore...
>Pinkie sees you and zooms over
>"Hey you need to smile!"
>You stare soullessly into her eyes
>She backs away
>You sit down on a bench
Fuck my life...
>Great going
>You managed to piss of the only creature that cared for you...
>Fuck you too brain
>Suddenly your body feels light
>You feel weightless
>Then you meet the ground
>You are in Fluttershy's house
>She lays there laughing like shit
>"You...you should have seen the look on your face!"
>As she rolls around on the ground you look around
>You see Discord drinking some tea at her table
>He grows another neck from his back and it stretches over to you
>A face appears from it
>"Gotcha!"
>You sit down on the couch trying to understand it all
But...you were dead! I saw it!
>"Dude I'm a god! Doesn't matter if you think you killed me or not I didn't die."
So...you set this whole thing up?
>"Nope. It was her idea. Even me dying! Not so much with knocking out Twilight. Her face is gonna be swollen for a while."
>You and him smirk
>You turn to Fluttershy
>"Is being scared out of your mind and then believing you commited murder in a world of peace and love your fetish?"
You are fucking crazy Fluttershy.
>And that's how you spent Nightmare night not
>Fucking Fluttershy