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FluffyHarbinger

Sounds Like You've Been Bad 2

Aug 5th, 2012
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  1. "Fluffies if you go outside I will get you food"
  2. > "NUU! Giff nummies now!"
  3. "I'll get you spaghetti..."
  4. > She drools as she hops through the house happily bouncing past her unconcious friend, smarty, and crying dame
  5. > "Stupit fwuffies! I get skettie!"
  6. > The foals are left behind
  7. > They clumsily follow their mother outside
  8. > "Mummah! Hungwy! Nummies pwease?"
  9. > "NUUU! SKETTIES FOW MUMMAH ONWY!"
  10. > She bucks the foal over now crying
  11. > "Mummaaahhhnuuuuwwwwuuuuvvv! Waaaaah!"
  12. > "Sissy nee huggies? Huggies hewp saddies"
  13. > The foals hug their crying sister and cry with her
  14. > "NOW! Dummy hoomin giff nummies to mummah!"
  15. "Here is your spaghetti you bad mother"
  16. > "What! I nuu bad mummah! I guu-AAAAAAAAH!"
  17. > You blast her with intense directional sound
  18. > For as long as the charge lasts you assault her ears
  19. > She thrashes and flails legs screaming till she goes horse
  20. > Good night ladies and gentlemen you've been a wonderful audience
  21. > Anyway, the mother is now a catatonic foaming twitching mess
  22. > All of her bodily fluids leaking out of her she barely manages a "Nuu bad mummah"
  23. > The foals are hugging the green and yellow stallion
  24. > "Fwuffy keep bebbehs safe, nuu huwties bebbehs"
  25. > You leave them as you return inside
  26. > The dame chewing on a cord again
  27. > This time it's your broken chord for the power brick
  28. "Hey don't chew on that you'll"
  29. > After a loud buzz and flickering lights the dame is quite dead smoking even
  30. > Her foals however are now lying on the floor very much alive
  31. > Too young to talk, see, or understand that their mother is now dead they will die within the hour
  32. > You gather the three slimy squeaking bodies and drop them into a Tupperware container with some water
  33. > The foals squirm to the best of their ability but only achieve removing their afterbirth faster
  34. > They sink like stones in the three inch deep water
  35. > The foals give out one last bubble of air before sucking in water and drowning
  36. > You turn to the stallion against the door
  37. > He is up but waddling aimlessly
  38. > Several times he falls over with a small "oucies"
  39. > Looks like his ears are destroyed
  40. > No center of balance
  41. > You pick him up and pet his head
  42. > He doesn't shit and babbles inanely
  43. > "Fffawwfaaaiie wavvfff ggaaauudd haugies!!"
  44. > Can't hear himself talking either
  45. > You bring him out back and snap his neck throwing him onto the lawn
  46. > You return and repeat for the smarty
  47. > He threatens ouchies and bad poopies the whole way
  48. > You break all of his legs instead and leave him with the corpse
  49. > Once he sees his friends head twisted backwards his screams are louder than ever
  50. > The dame is still smoking as you throw her onto the lawn
  51. > You dump out her foals soaked bodies on her back
  52. > The vultures and raccoons will feast well tonight
  53. > One last job, you return to the front of the house
  54. > The green and yellow fluffy still hugging the foals
  55. > They're all still crying
  56. > The mother is now silent and motionless
  57. > You pick her up and bring her out back as well
  58. > The small pile will be gone by tomorrow
  59. > You return to the front of the house
  60. "Fluffy you aren't a momma and these foals can't eat grass for a while would you like to stay until they are big enough?"
  61. > "You... you nuu huwt fwuffy an bebbehs?"
  62. "No, your smarty and the other fluffies were bad but you've been good. I'll let you stay"
  63. > The foals are a handful but it was your fault that their mother died
  64. > After a week they're big enough to survive on their own
  65. > The new smarty leads his small herd of five away
  66. > You smile as you watch the little herd waddle out the front door
  67. > "Smawty get hewd nummies! Grassies ova dere!"
  68. > Straight out the front door
  69. > "Yaaaa-"
  70. > The herd is hit by a truck as they enter the road
  71. > There were no fluffy survivors
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