* AA has connected to SP
AA
Hi!
My name is Blanca.
You remember me right?
SP
Y3a, how hav3 you b33n?
AA
Oh you know!
The usual
Meeting harpies and Minotaurs.
Fighting Magical Lizards!
SP
Uhhm
7ha7 a human 7hing?
AA
Not usually.
SP
ok
AA
I've dubbed them Wizard Lizards!!
SP
I5 7ha7 wha7 awai75 m3 in th3 gam3?
AA
By the way, did you know that magic exists?
SP
y3a, my fri3nd wa5 a wizard... 57ill i5
AA
How does one become a wizard?
I wish to have the power.!
I am the lizard wizard.
It's me
SP
Hav3 you 3v3r us3d magic?
AA
Unfortunately, no.
At least, I don't think so?
SP
No poin7 in 7im3 wh3r3 you couldn'7 3xplain 7h3 con73n75 of an 3v3n7 accurat3ly?
cau53 magic5 main 7hing i5 i75 abili7y 7o m355 wi7h r3ali7y
AA
I once flew.
I'm unsure whether this was simply a dream or...
Well, what else could it be?
It seemed like magic
SP
hmmm
((lore for magic's reason to exist is vague so imma fill in some gaps))
AA
(ok)
SP
on3 mom3n7 I hav3 a book on 7hi5 5om3wh3r3
AA
That would be...
Most useful
And also quite the coincidence
SP
No7 3v3ryon3 ha5 7h3 abili7y 7o u53 magic, bu7 w3 can 7357 7o 533 if you hav3 7ha7 abili7y
If you had 533n my book5h3l5, you would 7hink i7 an in3vi7abili7y
AA
I'm not sure I understand that sentence.
SP
Alrigh7, any id3a5 on wha7 your magic migh7 b3 ba53d around? 7h3 primary 3xampl35 ar3 wa73r, fir3, 3ar7h, wind, arcan3, e7c i7 ju57 k33p5 going
AA
Love and kindness.
Failing that, I do like ice.
I used to live in it year round, before this 'game' moved my house.
SP
7h3r3 ar3 mag35 7ha7 specialize in 53duc7ion and manipula7ion
AA
Oh no!
I couldn't
That seems so sneaky.
SP
i7 i5
AA
I don't want to be a
a-a
a seductress
SP
it would b3 mor3 abou7 manipulating p3opl3 in7o loving you
AA
That's even worse!
SP
ok
ice it is then?
i7 i5 7h3n
AA
I suppose.
SP
you saw no7hing
AA
Hee hee!
I wont tell anyone
Anyway, how would I go about using ice magic?
SP
I am going 7o b3 hon357, ic3 i5 a lo7 mor3 boring 7h3n manipula7ion, 57ill ha5 i73 p3rk5 7hough
AA
Don't make me come over there and bonk you!
Ice and snow are so pretty!
SP
oh, ar3 you in a cold plac3?
AA
Not at the moment, like I said.
But I used to live in Alaska
SP
Do you own a cold 57orag3 con7ain3r for raw m3a7?
AA
Sure do!
SP
hmmm, wha7 do human5 3a7 by chanc3?
go 7o i7 and op3n i7
AA
Oh you know. Pigs, Cows. We drink a...
I guess it's a white substance from the utters of cows
It's very good.
SP
huh
anyway i5 i7 op3n and ar3 you infron7 of i7?
AA
Milk, if you are curious
And yes!
SP
g37 clo53 7o i7 until you ar3 kinda cold, th3n 7o... men7ally b3nd th3 cold 7o your will, whil3 al5o enhancing i7 in7o ic3, appar3n7ly it i5 3a5i3r if you ar3 alr3ady cold
AA
hmm...
Alright, if you say so!
AA
!roll 1d20+2 to unlock mystical powers of magic!
Tyche[Dice]
AA rolled : 1d20+2 to unlock mystical powers of magic! --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
AA
It's not all that cold here. I keep pointing my hands at bags of meat and nothings happening.
SP
don'7 ju57 poin7, 7hink abou7 i7, you ar3 5uppo53d 7o harn355 7h3 pow3r5, no7 ju57 hop3 som3thing happ3n5
AA
What do I think about though?
It's just a freezer.
What am I trying to do/
SP
imagin3 th3 air changing 7o form an ic3 cub3 infron7 of you.  7h3n mak3 i7 happ3n
AA
Okay...
!roll 1d20+5 to unlock mystical powers of magic!
Tyche[Dice]
AA rolled : 1d20+5 to unlock mystical powers of magic! --> [ 1d20=12 ]{17}
AA
Oh! I felt something!
Like a breeze!
I need to concentrate harder...
SP
7ry again, 7hi5 7im3 harn355 7h3 br33z3 7o do 5om37hing for you
AA
!roll 1d20+10 to harness the icy breeze
Tyche[Dice]
AA rolled : 1d20+10 to harness the icy breeze --> [ 1d20=11 ]{21}
AA
(You are left to your thoughts for a few moments. Blanca did not respond after your message.)
SP
(inside Ferlov's mind)
I wonder if she will actually be a wizard...
probably not
would be cool though
I need to ask her about this game
still haven't gone outside yet
hell, even if she doesn't tell me I am going exploring
AA
(Eventually, she sends a file to you, picturing a small figurine of a beautiful woman sitting atop a pile of bacon, meat and other freezer supplies, such as bread. The picture is shaky, not clear, as if the person who took the photo was panicking.)
SP
wow
Hon357ly didn'7 7hink you could do i7
AA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
im a wizard holy shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No! Calm.
Blanca
Stay
Calm
SP
I should b3 7hankful 7hi5 i5 ju57 a 73x7 ba53d pla7form >XD
now wha7?
AA
(She sends you another picture, of a few other figurines, blocks of ice, other items of indubitable usefulness, but interesting nonetheless. You see the screen is still shaky, and you see a finger.)
SP
calm down
get your53lf som3 of 7ha7 cow juic3 you enjoy
AA
Milk!
Good idea.
SP
and don'7 fr33ze i7
AA
FUCK
Well, there goes the milk.
shshsh
I need to sit down.
SP
ar3 your hand5 5haking 7ha7 much or did you fr33z3 i7
AA
I froze it.
On the couch now.
Just, sitting
This is weird.
SP
gu355 i7 would b3, i'm kind of j3alou5
AA
Alright.
I'm sorry
I'm okay now.
SP
5o 73ll m3 abou7 7hi5 gam3 5o far
AA
Well
There are a lot of mazes.
I have fought harpies, wizard lizards,
Met my minotaur neighbors.
SP
I 7hough7 you w3r3 th3 wizard lizard?
AA
I am the wizard lizard.
It's me.
But there are others
Black and white monsters that shoot ice.
They are pretty strong.
SP
hmmm
I 5hould r3ally 57ar7 ch3ckin 7hi5 plac3 ou7 7h3n
AA
Okay!
Thanks for helping me become a wizard.
SP
no probl3m you lucky pal3 ali3n
AA
Hee Hee!
Bye!
SP
cya