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  1. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: The Federation is full of former enemies.
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  3. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: Well, Im learning something, new every day.
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  5. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: It was built on making brothers from enemies.
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  7. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Indeed
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  9. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: I mean ... what could be more encouraging of us all standing here, Humans, Trills, Boleans, Remans, Ex-Cardassians ... in a Ferengi bar on a Cardassian Station run by Bajorans ...
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  11. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: A lot I gain from probing minds,
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  13. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: Exactly!
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  15. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: But, I was born with strong telapatic abiltys.
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  17. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: I suppose so, im still not going to join the federation, but I can tolerate them
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  19. [MoppOps] Adanna@ronqueesha: hahaha railrokh. That unform is fucking perfect
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  21. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Indeed, and zat's vat ze Federation is all about.
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  23. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: *His thoughts are an open book, he is honest and up front, everything he says comes from a deep heartfeld honesty*
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  25. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Well no one forces you to join anything
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  27. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: Hello everyone, the 10th MACO Cavalry Regiment would like to talk to you about an important issue
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  29. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: Namely the purity of the human race
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  31. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Purity of the human race?
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  33. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Huh?
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  35. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: *laughes, and uses her mind places her hands on her head, And tryes to comunicate, to his mind.
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  37. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: Up yours asshole!
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  39. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: Yes, have you not heard of the great Colonel Green?
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  41. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: *still trying to master this one.
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  43. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: Colonel Green was a monster, now get out the dam bar!
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  45. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: Humanity was meant to lead, not stand equal to or below sub-human aliens
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  47. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: Anyone mind if I kill him?
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  49. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Not me.
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  51. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: The 10th MACO Cavalry Regiment strives to uphold these ideals
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  53. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: *really, says in her mind not sure if he got it because this is the hardest thing she has been trying to master*
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  55. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: We're recruiting all willing to hold the flag of Earth high
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  57. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: You mean the Federation flag?
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  59. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: The federation full of different races?
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  61. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Well then I guess the 10th MACO Cavalry Regiment will then not recruite anybody here today .... just gather enemies
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  63. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: Hey Bolian you want the first punch, or should I kick this guys ass first?
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  65. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: Earth leads the Federation, as it rightfully should
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  67. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: Oh no I will not hurt anyone, he has the right to his own opinion.
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  69. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: But please utter it somewhere else, buddy.
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  71. [MoppOps] Adanna@ronqueesha: Gonna start some RP violence on you
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  73. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: C'mon you are drunk- just go.
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  75. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: Contact our proud leader @FlipORican today if you'd like to join or hear his vision of human pride, human purity, and human surpremacy!
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  77. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Right. I von't shed a tear if you get your face bashed in.
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  79. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: Can we stop fighting, :uses her mind to try to clam the others down.:
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  81. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: I'll pretend I didn't hear that Bolian, *grabs assholes neck* Leave?
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  83. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: :calm:
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  85. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Hey C'mon... everybody at ease here
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  87. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: *)
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  89. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: See? The unguided alien hoards only bring us violence and degredation
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  91. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Lets behave or I'll call the security
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  93. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: This is exactly why humanity needs to take it's place at the lead
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  95. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: Let's just go to another table.
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  97. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Yes, I agree *grabs his drink*
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  99. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: For the greater good, to secure our heritage, and our right
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  101. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: You, guys, really.
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  103. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: *Grabs his drink, too*
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  105. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: Where is the stairs...
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  107. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Look here, buddy, if you insist on human violence and degradation, I could deliver if you don't shut your piehole.
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  109. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: Why don't we all get along,
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  111. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: *Spits on the Human* I spit on you pathetic freak
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  113. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: It shames me to see a sympathizer brainwashed by the sub-human masses. You bring your race shame.
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  115. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: Someone else kill him, I'll do it later
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  117. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: However, you can redeem yourself, join the 10th MACO Cavalry Regiment today and show your pride in the human race!
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  119. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: What an asshole.
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  121. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: Support the visions of Colonel Green for a brighter, pure future for our children!
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  123. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: Im a reman not a human I do not know much about your kind so how can I be huamn.
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  125. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: *He leans on the thing behind him*
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  127. [MoppOps] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: They really don't like me
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  129. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: We don't even have hair.
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  131. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: You dont say, we had people like him back in my time, we called them the obsidian order, kind of like that guy, but Cardassian
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  133. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Well Gentlemen ... so much for "todays work is done"
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  135. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: I thought that kind of stuff had died out in the Federation.
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  137. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: That hardly qualifies as people I do say.
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  139. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: There's always something to do
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  141. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: We're happy to take on any humans willing to take up the cause and support the vision!
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  143. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Yes I thought so, too
  144.  
  145. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: I zought so too.
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  147. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: Maybe he is a time traveler, too.
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  149. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: And some of us like me can, be strong telepaths.
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  151. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: *laughs*
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  153. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Yeah maybe
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  155. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: He even looked like he came straight from the 22nd century.
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  157. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: He sure looked like it
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  159. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Or ze 20th.
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  161. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: hey dont bad talk the 22nd century!
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  163. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: I'm not that good with earths pre-federation history to know that
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  165. [MoppOps] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: I'll leave it at that
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  167. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Oh, zose creeps zey called ze Nazis.
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  169. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: As much as I know that was the last time when- on earth- there was a considerable political human-centric group.
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  171. [MoppOps] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: The fleet leader should be getting a lot of interesting messages anyways
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  173. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: Her, mind is sundenly, having random open thoughts enter it, desides to join the others,
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  175. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: I'll kill him later, but lets worry about that later
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  177. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Yes, vell, I personally find humans great.
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  179. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: Don't kill them, then he can not develop.
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  181. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: *Smiles* Good Point
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  183. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: He will eventually understand the wrongness of his ways
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  185. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: And besides ...
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  187. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: And if he does not he will provide an example of how not to be to others.
  188.  
  189. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: If you would try that ... I'm sorry I would have to arrest you
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  191. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: See? Primitive, violent, underdeveloped. This is EXACTLY what Colonel Green would not have wanted. These lesser races NEED our guidance.
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  193. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Indeed. But if you can help him viz zat understanding, by say...
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  195. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: The 10th MACO Cavalry Regiment is here to lead the way!
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  197. [Local] Gerhard Baasch@railrokh: Join today!
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  199. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: And I think there is a failure in my universal translator.
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  201. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: ...lettink his head collide viz somezink hard a few times...
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  203. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: Like you could arrest me anyways, I may only have one working eye but im still a good fighter
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  205. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: There is one word that is translated with something that basically means: "Military Unit on Horses"
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  207. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: *he laughs a little*
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  209. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: Horses?
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  211. [Local] Inaji@sapphiresea14: Old human creatures I think
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  213. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: Well, Im up, here, Not often someone can draw, and commutcate with my telepathy, often.
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  215. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: Horses .. I have heard of them. Long feathered wings .... goquack?
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  217. [Local] Alex Pulaski@nooniansong: *go quack
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  219. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: I don't know, but that is how the name of his... group was translated.
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  221. [Local] Ramon Novaczek@badiner: No, I zink zey vere similar to cows.
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  223. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: Obviously there is a malfunction.
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  225. [Local] Venaeta@thevampinator: And no I would not kill that guy, you do it your self.
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  227. [Local] Tolkomolik@oppulus: Or did you hear that, too?
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