concept deaf anon

>you are twilight
>after a hectic day finding a new creature
>creature attacking you and your friends
>running away
>and seemingly immune to low level magic and resistant to higher end
>the post fight search
>and the post search talk
>turning into the post talk argument because applejack threw the first hoof.
>you decided to go to sleep eairlly...

>...
huh
>this isnt a dream...
>or is it...
where am i
>you know you went to sleep,
>you dont feel like you are asleep
>you realize your rough location
oh no...
>you dont know why you are in the everfree
>so you sit
>trying to be quiet
>trying to recount the events up to this point
>and than you hear it...
>nothing
>this is a forest, at night, and not a single sound is happening...
>da fuck
>you at this moment realize that you are in a dream... a luclid dream...
>but not yours...
who the hells dream is this?
>as if on cue, you hear something in the distance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv-Nn-yNpAQ
>its an interesting sound, like nothing you ever heard before... and sense this is a dream... where is the harm in following your ear

>you catch up to it, and see it in the distance...
>the creacher from before
>you wait till the music is over before you make contact

um... hello... can you understand me
>it slowly turns around, looks at you
>"god fucking damnit, the first god damn night i get to sleep and have a dream it has to be invaded by those candy horse/pony things"
>the mouth on this one...
>did he just call you a horse
i am not a horse, im just a pony, unicorn to be exact
>"fucking great, arguing with my subconscious now... wow... i must be going insane for this to happen"

>ok you are now intreauged
armored ponies? you mean gold armor?
>"yea those cunts have been on my ass from day one"
>what the hell were royal guard after him for?
what did you do?
>"fuck if i know, i woke up, middle of pony city, get forcibly escorted to a castle thing, on the way one stabs me..."
>it showed you the scar...
>to which you grimmace
>"yea feels great getting stabbed, so the moment i saw a chance to escape i did..."
>how the hell did it escape
how the hell did you escape?
>"well, seeing as they were already stabbing me, while takeing an unarmed, defenseless thing to their leader, i wanted no fucking part of that encounter... so when a few of the guards stepped back, a the door, i ran to the left, and jumped out the window"
>thats at least a 1000 feet down...
>"moment i jumped, i realised why they were guarding the door, who in their right fucking mind would jump out a window that lead to a cliff?"
>gawking... thats all you can do
>"so i was more or less screaming, till i realized that the cliff was sloping, ever so slightly, but a slope none the less. so i decided to slide"
>its at this point that the world changes, showing you his fall
>"oh fucking awesome, i can do this? sweet!"
>HOLY SHIT THAT IS A LONG WAY DOWN...
>oh yea... dream... forgot
>"so anyway, watch"
>to his credit, this was probably the smartest thing to do after jumping.
>500 feet of slideing latter,
>you see him passed out on the ground.
>"oh yea, forgot about that part knocked out for a bit, when i got up, i assumed my foot was broken, but i still needed to get the hell out of that place"
>hold the fucking phone
your foot is broken? how are you still moveing?

>all it can do is shrug
>"fuck if i know, at first i thought adrenelin, i was still being chased"
>makes sense
>"but after a day... i realised, it was a minor annoyance at best"
>bullshit
bullshit
>"what"
that your foot is broken
>he proceds to take his shoe off
holy shit...
>"yea... the bone is actually pokeing out of my skin... have to re set that when i wake up"
>how in the fuck is he moveing?
how the hell do you move like that?
>"have no idea... your guess is as good as mine, hell i should have died outright from the fall but i didnt... maybe god loves me?"
>he is laughing hard at that... but you dont get the joke
>"oh yea... you "dont know" anything about my life or up till this moment... lets just say my life has been, will be, and is now, complete shit and leave it at that"
>oh you really want to pry into that... but the look on his face tells you to leave it the fuck alone.
>"so i just thought, i dont want to keep calling you pony, or subconcious... you want a name?"
ah... yes... twilight sparkel
>"twilight it is"
and you are? and what are?
>"ughhhh... god... anonymous, human, anon for short"
nice to meet you anon
>"nice to talk to you... even if you arent real twilight"