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  1. Dec 03 20:49:01 <AWAKENEDBeard> Anyway lets start. Last time in the Lost Region...Graves was maybeprobobly being a jerk and nearly was stabbed by a native lass. She left a blackglass knife for somereason. After which you got the hell out of dodge. Also y'all found more survivors! Richard, Edmond and Amelie.
  2. Dec 03 20:49:43 <Castor> (Ghost Patrol)
  3. Dec 03 20:49:47 <AWAKENEDBeard> They have a small camp based in the guts of what is left of the Karp, but have made mention of two other areas that may be of use.
  4. Dec 03 20:50:21 <Nelson> Around what time of day is it when we arrive at their camp?
  5. Dec 03 20:50:32 <Nelson> Or rather, where we left off
  6. Dec 03 20:50:37 <AWAKENEDBeard> middayish
  7. Dec 03 20:51:35 <Castor> "So, how far off is the cave you were talking about?"
  8. Dec 03 20:52:33 »» Nelson plops down, wanting a slight breather before they likely head off again to try to secure the caves. "Yeah how long would it take, I dunno, just three or four traveling light to get there?"
  9. Dec 03 20:54:30 ---» CounterBeard (6c17713f@sux-D7D2E6A7.mibbit.com) has Joined #LostRegion
  10. Dec 03 20:54:30 »» UboaServ sets mode +q #LostRegion CounterBeard
  11. Dec 03 20:54:30 »» UboaServ gives channel operator status to CounterBeard
  12. Dec 03 20:55:16 <Nelson> [20:51:35] <Castor> "So, how far off is the cave you were talking about?"
  13. Dec 03 20:55:16 <Nelson> [20:52:33] »» Nelson plops down, wanting a slight breather before they likely head off again to try to secure the caves. "Yeah how long would it take, I dunno, just three or four traveling light to get there?"
  14. Dec 03 20:55:19 <Nelson> (For what ya missed)
  15. Dec 03 20:55:33 ---» DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has Joined #LostRegion
  16. Dec 03 20:56:01 «--- AWAKENEDBeard (CounterBea@sux-E601889B.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has Quit (Quit: )
  17. Dec 03 20:56:32 <~CounterBeard> (Thank you.)
  18. Dec 03 20:57:44 <Rommel> Geesh, I leave for two minutes and that's when you decide to start
  19. Dec 03 20:57:46 <~CounterBeard> Edmond scratches his chin, while Amelie sort of looks to the side. Richard finally speaks up "They said it'd take a day or so full tilt. I dunno how fast the little ones were going. Or what they count as a day though."
  20. Dec 03 20:58:16 »» Rommel is now known as Theo
  21. Dec 03 20:59:48 »» Castor leans against the wall and frowns, "A full day as in, sun up to sun down or less than that?"
  22. Dec 03 21:00:27 »» Nelson SIGHS. "Nothing better than to end the day with cleaning out a cave of angry Pokemon."
  23. Dec 03 21:00:38 <~CounterBeard> Richard shrugs. "A lot of them don't really know what a day is. Lived in the holds their whole life. My guess would be an afternoon hike."
  24. Dec 03 21:01:56 <Theo> "Or morning hike, giving time for a quaint little picnic before playing eviction notice all afternoon"
  25. Dec 03 21:02:14 <Castor> "Then I think we should rest here for the night and set out early tomorrow. I have no desire to test my nightvision in this godforsaken place."
  26. Dec 03 21:02:25 <~CounterBeard> Several rattata scurry around Richard's feet.
  27. Dec 03 21:03:21 <Castor> (How many injuries does everybody have left?)
  28. Dec 03 21:03:43 »» Vinessa shivers. "You guys know it'll be darker in the cave, than in the jungle, right? At least right now we'd have the moon.."
  29. Dec 03 21:03:46 <~CounterBeard> Edmond and Amelie both nod, "We are still unsure of the general populous of the area as well as if zey are friendly. Pokemon and human alike."
  30. Dec 03 21:03:49 <Vinessa> (2 I think?)
  31. Dec 03 21:04:11 <Nelson> (We were on the road 3 days, so I guessed none)
  32. Dec 03 21:04:22 <Vinessa> (Oh, I suppose)
  33. Dec 03 21:05:06 <Theo> (I'm guessing my ribs are still pretty sore, breaks don't heal THAT fast. Mechanically though, none I bet)
  34. Dec 03 21:06:09 <Nelson> "I'd take my luck with Pokemon instead. Preferably ones with big fatty chunks of meat on them."
  35. Dec 03 21:06:39 <Nelson> "But yeah to hell with travelin' out there come night fall. Tomorrow for sure."
  36. Dec 03 21:07:04 »» Castor shrugs, "Well, there are certain nutritional values to longpork you might want to consider..."
  37. Dec 03 21:07:52 <Vinessa> "Longpork?"
  38. Dec 03 21:08:42 <~CounterBeard> Richard heads out withhis rats his attention spent, Edmond mutters something under his breath for a moment before speaking up "Should we follow then? Or just wait for your probable return?"
  39. Dec 03 21:09:05 <Nelson> "Meat's meat out here. Given our hilariously pitiful stock of food anyway."
  40. Dec 03 21:09:38 <Castor> "Long pork is a particularly gamey kind of meat..."
  41. Dec 03 21:11:46 <Nelson> As for Richard, Nelson says "Well your rats sorta know the way anyway, sooo."
  42. Dec 03 21:13:08 <Nelson> "Don't really see why wouldn't help to have ya tag along? We least all ina greement on tomorrow?"
  43. Dec 03 21:13:22 <~CounterBeard> Richard yells back "Mornin' is good for me." how the hell did he hear you out tere
  44. Dec 03 21:13:55 <~CounterBeard> Edmond nods. "I may have a bum arm but I can atleast help in other ways."
  45. Dec 03 21:13:56 »» Castor nods, "It was my suggestion. I'm all for it."
  46. Dec 03 21:15:02 <Nelson> "Thank the lord, a day without marching forever," He lays back and rests while they can!
  47. Dec 03 21:16:41 <~CounterBeard> Anything you guys want to do before morning?
  48. Dec 03 21:17:21 <Nelson> (Nothing here really)
  49. Dec 03 21:18:07 <Castor> (Not on my part)
  50. Dec 03 21:18:16 <Theo> (Rest, relax, make sure my employer doesn't accidentally off himself in the middle of the night.)
  51. Dec 03 21:18:36 <Vinessa> (I can't think of anything)
  52. Dec 03 21:19:27 <~CounterBeard> alrighty. the night passes fairly well, you are all woken up at one point by the rat horde running through camp but nothing major.
  53. Dec 03 21:20:30 <~CounterBeard> Dawn of the next day you can hear bird song and the crushing tumbling noises of things in the distance. Supplies are low, but spirits high.\
  54. Dec 03 21:22:53 »» Nelson seems a bit on edge about the tumbling noises, but that's not what he gripes about in the morning. "This song these birds are chirping is terrible."
  55. Dec 03 21:24:09 <Theo> "What, not a fan of the prehistoric genre?"
  56. Dec 03 21:24:37 <~CounterBeard> A huge shadow passes by over head, for just a moment.
  57. Dec 03 21:24:57 »» Castor picks himself up from his side and rubs at his eyes, "Not a fan of overlarge things that might crush me in my sleep, no."
  58. Dec 03 21:25:08 »» <Vinessa> , meanwhile, is off trying to mimic the very birdsong Nelson is critiquing.
  59. Dec 03 21:25:35 »» Theo is already up before the others, having had a bit of a relaxing workout and now resting while observing the forest
  60. Dec 03 21:25:53 <Nelson> "I dunno about you, but I prefer vocalist who don't have you in mind for dinner, like everythign out here does."
  61. Dec 03 21:26:07 <Nelson> "..." He squints at Vinessa, but says nothing quite yet.
  62. Dec 03 21:26:26 <~CounterBeard> hmmm
  63. Dec 03 21:26:42 <~CounterBeard> for shits and giggle vinessa roll intuition for me please
  64. Dec 03 21:26:54 <Vinessa> 2d6+3
  65. Dec 03 21:26:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 2d6+3: 9 [2d6=3,3]
  66. Dec 03 21:27:10 <Nelson> He then grumps around doing some morning stretches and exercises, preparing for the journey.
  67. Dec 03 21:27:46 <Castor> (inb4 mating calls)
  68. Dec 03 21:28:35 <~CounterBeard> a fletchling darts by over head and lands in a nearby tree.
  69. Dec 03 21:30:30 <Nelson> Nelson doesn't see much point in mocking the bird itself, so pays it no mind.
  70. Dec 03 21:31:23 <~CounterBeard> Richard emerges from the tree line several rats at his heels. "Ready?"
  71. Dec 03 21:31:57 <Vinessa> A smile appears on her face, as she stops the birdcall and waves at the bird. "Maybe this jungle isn't so bad, after all."
  72. Dec 03 21:32:14 <Nelson> "Oh sure ready as we could be for ransacking something's cave."
  73. Dec 03 21:32:41 <Castor> "Well, careful that it doesn't peck out your eye."
  74. Dec 03 21:32:57 <~CounterBeard> Richard nods and starts to march off without another word.
  75. Dec 03 21:33:05 <Castor> "I'm the one responsible for keeping your various bodily parts attached to you."
  76. Dec 03 21:33:16 <Vinessa> "That lil bird? He wouldn't do something like that, I'm sure."
  77. Dec 03 21:33:24 <~CounterBeard> The bird chirp chirps at you Vinessa.
  78. Dec 03 21:33:30 <~CounterBeard> "Ling~"
  79. Dec 03 21:33:34 »» Vinessa chirp chirps back.
  80. Dec 03 21:33:39 <Theo> "Geesh, I highly doubt EVERYTHING here is out to get us. Just most of it."
  81. Dec 03 21:33:56 <~CounterBeard> it does a little dance on its branch and flies off.
  82. Dec 03 21:35:28 <Nelson> "Let's be conservative and assume 95% of the stuff out here thinks we're tasty, even without ketchup."
  83. Dec 03 21:36:10 <Castor> "I would say it's something closer to 97%"
  84. Dec 03 21:36:53 <~CounterBeard> Did you guys want to look for anything or keep and eye out on the way there or just straight to bidness?
  85. Dec 03 21:37:22 <Nelson> Nelson's just looking to keep an eye out, but if someone else investigated he'd wait. He'd complain about it, but wait.
  86. Dec 03 21:37:39 <Theo> Be pretty silly not to at least observe stuff on the way out. But priorities, yeah
  87. Dec 03 21:39:05 <~CounterBeard> alrighty
  88. Dec 03 21:39:40 <~CounterBeard> give me a perception erryone if you are looking for anything specific, trails track ect lemme know
  89. Dec 03 21:40:15 <Castor> 2d6+3 Watching out for anything that may have left a mark on the trail we're taking
  90. Dec 03 21:40:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Watching out for anything that may have left a mark on the trail we're taking: 10 [2d6=1,6]
  91. Dec 03 21:41:14 <Vinessa> 2d6 rogue supplies that fell away from the ship and common crash sites maybe?
  92. Dec 03 21:41:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, rogue supplies that fell away from the ship and common crash sites maybe?: 10 [2d6=5,5]
  93. Dec 03 21:41:48 <Nelson> 2d6-2 I'll take "Yup, that's probably poisonous" for 500
  94. Dec 03 21:41:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, I'll take "Yup, that's probably poisonous" for 500: 3 [2d6=1,4]
  95. Dec 03 21:44:02 <~CounterBeard> Nelson kicks a large mushroom as he walks by, the foongus takes offense. Vinessa you see a few stray boxes but they mostly look smashed to bits, one or two are intact. Castor you spot several trees that seem to have the bark scratched off as you go.
  96. Dec 03 21:44:27 <Castor> Do the scratches look recent? How big are they? Claw marks?
  97. Dec 03 21:44:43 <Nelson> Nelson blames the Foongus for getting in his way, of course!
  98. Dec 03 21:45:07 »» Vinessa struggles to open the intact crates when she comes across them.
  99. Dec 03 21:45:37 <~CounterBeard> Roll survival for that castor.
  100. Dec 03 21:45:47 <~CounterBeard> Vinessa you found...
  101. Dec 03 21:45:47 <Castor> 2d6+2 Survival
  102. Dec 03 21:45:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Survival: 12 [2d6=5,5]
  103. Dec 03 21:45:56 <~CounterBeard> 1d3 pokeballs
  104. Dec 03 21:45:57 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, pokeballs: 2 [1d3=2]
  105. Dec 03 21:46:09 <~CounterBeard> and 1d6-1 potions
  106. Dec 03 21:46:17 <~CounterBeard> 1d6-1 potions
  107. Dec 03 21:46:18 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, potions: 3 [1d6=4]
  108. Dec 03 21:46:31 <Theo> 3d6 Spotting anything largeish that just might happen to be moving
  109. Dec 03 21:46:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Spotting anything largeish that just might happen to be moving: 10 [3d6=1,3,6]
  110. Dec 03 21:46:36 <~CounterBeard> no food or water though
  111. Dec 03 21:47:46 <~CounterBeard> Recent Castor, most assuredly made by some sort of beasts claws. Largeones at that.
  112. Dec 03 21:48:16 <~CounterBeard> Theo, you spot three tropious with various fruit beards sunbathing. Yes. One even has coconuts.
  113. Dec 03 21:48:49 <Theo> Well nothing too dangerous, that's good.
  114. Dec 03 21:49:08 <~CounterBeard> Nelson, the mushroom huffs out spores and tries to waddle away, miffed.
  115. Dec 03 21:49:34 »» Castor clicks his tongue, and keeps the particular markings in mind, in case the knowledge will help in the future. When he investigating them he reports, "We'd best be careful. There are some claw markings on these trees. Large ones."
  116. Dec 03 21:49:53 <Castor> "Worse case scenario, we'll be seeing them further ahead."
  117. Dec 03 21:50:12 <Theo> Takes mental note of the coconuts one, at least one person here will probably be happy by the end of the day.
  118. Dec 03 21:50:13 »» Castor then mutters, "And by worst, I mean the only damn scenario I can see happening in this damn place..."
  119. Dec 03 21:50:51 <Nelson> Nelson's reaction isn't much different as the two part ways! "Oh I'm sure they'll only want to make us fleshy scratching posts."
  120. Dec 03 21:52:18 <~CounterBeard> As Richard leads you all on the scratching posts become more frequent, to the point one tree is just shredded. But you have arrived!
  121. Dec 03 21:54:03 <Vinessa> "Why would they do that? We wouldn't make very good scratching posts, not at all."
  122. Dec 03 21:54:10 <~CounterBeard> The smell of animal is heavy in the air, but you don't see anything outright.
  123. Dec 03 21:55:45 <Nelson> "Because they are stupid Pokemon, that's why."
  124. Dec 03 21:55:47 »» Castor releases Artemis from his ball and asks the cat to help sniff anything out.
  125. Dec 03 21:56:24 <Theo> Firedog, ditto
  126. Dec 03 21:56:34 <~CounterBeard> It yaaaawns, then sneezes. It looks around for a moment before curling into a ball and sleeping.
  127. Dec 03 21:56:52 <~CounterBeard> Firedoge is excited as well, and starts to sniff everything. And everyone.
  128. Dec 03 21:57:49 <Theo> Lots o' smells. Looots o' smells.
  129. Dec 03 21:57:51 <Nelson> Nelson doesn't realease anything at the moment, but does take out his switch blade, switching it in and out to calm himself
  130. Dec 03 21:58:26 <~CounterBeard> Firedog poooooints into the cave "Barkbarkbark!"
  131. Dec 03 21:58:40 »» Castor looks at firedog and then down to his lazy cat.
  132. Dec 03 21:59:04 <~CounterBeard> the kitty snoooores. You think it almost intentional.
  133. Dec 03 21:59:07 <Castor> "You're lucky you're so cute," he says as he bends down to pick him up and into his arms.
  134. Dec 03 21:59:18 <Theo> "Well gentlemen, I think we've ascertained there's something in this cave.
  135. Dec 03 21:59:38 <Castor> "Something big."
  136. Dec 03 21:59:55 <Castor> "Who's going in first to investigate."
  137. Dec 03 21:59:58 <Castor> "Not it."
  138. Dec 03 22:00:03 <~CounterBeard> Firedog looks incredibly pleased with itself.
  139. Dec 03 22:00:10 <Vinessa> "Ditto, totally not it"
  140. Dec 03 22:00:27 <Vinessa> "In fact, I call going last."
  141. Dec 03 22:00:57 <Nelson> "..." Well Nelson sorta figures, he's it. He SIGHS and steps forward, "Let's not alll rush in at once then."
  142. Dec 03 22:01:11 »» Castor whispers to Artemis, "That dog just showed you up, you know."
  143. Dec 03 22:01:19 <Nelson> Does Richard have a firerat around?
  144. Dec 03 22:02:19 <~CounterBeard> Richard does infact have his firerat. Along with fkyrat and...ground rat? Or just verydirty rat
  145. Dec 03 22:02:25 <Vinessa> (Firedog and icecat, a match made in heaven)
  146. Dec 03 22:02:32 »» Theo steps up too "Nah, we'll take lead. 's kinda my job anyways, right?"
  147. Dec 03 22:02:58 <~CounterBeard> Artemis cracks open an eye and mews
  148. Dec 03 22:03:18 <Theo> "And a good tracker who can make his own fire for light works best at the front"
  149. Dec 03 22:03:34 <Castor> "You're none of those things though."
  150. Dec 03 22:03:36 <~CounterBeard> Richard also steps forward, pike in hand. 'Go together, makes it easier.'
  151. Dec 03 22:03:41 <Castor> "You just have a Pokemon who can."
  152. Dec 03 22:03:47 <Nelson> Nelson forcefully borrows the Firerat, prodding it foreward. "Need some sorta lightning in here - so either I tie you to a stick, or - oh that works too!"
  153. Dec 03 22:04:46 <Theo> "Me, him, same dif"
  154. Dec 03 22:04:52 <~CounterBeard> Richard squints at Nelson a moment before shrugging. "Not much light, but it helps. Not sure what they are talking about though."
  155. Dec 03 22:06:41 <~CounterBeard> The cave is dark, dusty, but not dank or dry. Just very earthy.
  156. Dec 03 22:06:41 »» Nelson shrugs at Richard's reaction. He woulda done it though! Though with three of them at the vanguard he's admittedly more comfortable striding in.
  157. Dec 03 22:07:40 »» Vinessa keeps the rear line. It's a tough job, but somebody has to be in back.
  158. Dec 03 22:08:11 »» Castor stands somewhere in the middle, clearly the safest and most defensible location.
  159. Dec 03 22:08:22 <Castor> (Suckers)
  160. Dec 03 22:11:21 <~CounterBeard> The deeper you go the stronger the smell, you spot several bones, mostly unrecognizable in the detritus of the floor. Finally after a few moments and a tight squeeze or two you finally reach a huge chamber. An empty huge chamber.
  161. Dec 03 22:12:35 »» Nelson figurs whatever lives here probably smelsl THEIR funk as well, so has his knife at the ready and a Pokeball in the other hand
  162. Dec 03 22:13:53 <Theo> If it was a tight squeeze for us to get in, whatever's in here can't be too large, right?
  163. Dec 03 22:14:40 <Nelson> There any noticable pathways in this chamber? If not Nelson looks up.
  164. Dec 03 22:15:17 »» Castor surreptitiously pulls his revolver from out of its holster and scans the area for any lurking dangers.
  165. Dec 03 22:16:13 <~CounterBeard> This is infact the end of the line. You see several boulders in the room, but no real signs of life. The roof is solid, several hanging stones like spikes are overhead.
  166. Dec 03 22:16:18 <~CounterBeard> percept me
  167. Dec 03 22:16:23 <Nelson> 2d6-2
  168. Dec 03 22:16:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, 2d6-2: 2 [2d6=1,3]
  169. Dec 03 22:16:50 <Castor> 2d6+3 Perception
  170. Dec 03 22:16:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Perception: 11 [2d6=4,4]
  171. Dec 03 22:17:36 <Vinessa> 2d6
  172. Dec 03 22:17:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 2d6: 4 [2d6=3,1]
  173. Dec 03 22:17:51 »» Vinessa still hasn't adjusted completely to the dark
  174. Dec 03 22:17:55 <~CounterBeard> Theo
  175. Dec 03 22:18:03 <Theo> 3d6 Well, this seems like it might be able to make a decent stop to camp. No side chambers anywhere or anything?
  176. Dec 03 22:18:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Well, this seems like it might be able to make a decent stop to camp. No side chambers anywhere or anything?: 13 [3d6=3,6,4]
  177. Dec 03 22:19:13 <~CounterBeard> Castor and Theo are the only two to notice one of the boulders scratch itself.
  178. Dec 03 22:20:02 »» Castor jumps back instinctively and trains his gun on the boulder, gesturing toward for the others' benefit.
  179. Dec 03 22:20:58 »» Theo and dog prep for any coming unpleasantries. He whispers to the others "Ayup, there she is"
  180. Dec 03 22:20:59 »» Nelson doesn't get it, looking up and seeing ROCKS.
  181. Dec 03 22:22:36 <~CounterBeard> Two of the boulders rear up yawning, the moons on their bellies easily could fit a person standing. Their claws drag on the floor as they reach a standing position.
  182. Dec 03 22:23:20 <Theo> "And here I thought it was tight for us getting in"
  183. Dec 03 22:23:58 <Nelson> "Ugh. Even the rocks want to eat us? This place never ceases sucking does it." He readies for this to get ugly!
  184. Dec 03 22:24:40 <~CounterBeard> speds pls
  185. Dec 03 22:25:07 <Nelson> 10 for Nelson, and 11 for Miss Diggles.
  186. Dec 03 22:25:34 <Theo> 10 each
  187. Dec 03 22:25:40 <Castor> 15 Me, 11 Artemis
  188. Dec 03 22:26:12 <Vinessa> (Me 10, Floon 24)
  189. Dec 03 22:27:55 <Vinessa> "Now Hux, we can't have you getting hit, not down here. Minimize!"
  190. Dec 03 22:28:18 <~CounterBeard> (...)
  191. Dec 03 22:28:31 <~CounterBeard> (I gotta head to work real quick. they can't get the safeopen.)
  192. Dec 03 22:28:41 <Vinessa> (D:)
  193. Dec 03 22:28:59 <Theo> (Is that an /Emergency Session End/ or /We're taking a short recess/)
  194. Dec 03 22:29:28 <~CounterBeard> (That SHOULD be the latter. But might be the former.)
  195. Dec 03 22:30:58 <~CounterBeard> so brb
  196. Dec 03 22:41:47 »» Maya is now known as Kain
  197. Dec 03 22:49:11 «--- CounterBeard (6c17713f@sux-D7D2E6A7.mibbit.com) has Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  198. Dec 03 22:49:37 ---» CounterBeard (CounterBea@sux-E601889B.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has Joined #LostRegion
  199. Dec 03 22:49:41 <CounterBeard> Okay.
  200. Dec 03 22:49:44 <CounterBeard> That was bullshit
  201. Dec 03 22:50:05 <Nelson> (It was open all along? :P)
  202. Dec 03 22:50:27 »» UboaServ sets mode +q #LostRegion CounterBeard
  203. Dec 03 22:50:35 <~CounterBeard> No. She just can't open the safe
  204. Dec 03 22:50:57 <~CounterBeard> anyhow.
  205. Dec 03 22:51:01 <~CounterBeard> can I get a sped recount
  206. Dec 03 22:51:10 <Vinessa> (Me 10, Floon 24)
  207. Dec 03 22:51:34 <Nelson> (10 Nelson, 11 Miss Diggles)
  208. Dec 03 22:51:43 <Theo> 10s
  209. Dec 03 22:54:02 »» UboaServ has changed the topic to: 2fast2floon 24, Da Burrs x2 15 Vinessa Theo Nelson Doge 10
  210. Dec 03 22:54:06 <~CounterBeard> Castor?
  211. Dec 03 22:54:15 <Castor> I gave my speeds
  212. Dec 03 22:54:20 <Castor> 15 Cas, 11 Artemis
  213. Dec 03 22:54:36 <Castor> Oh, you asked for them again. Sorry
  214. Dec 03 22:55:37 <Vinessa> "Now Hux, we can't have you getting hit, not down here. Minimize!" The drifloon puffs up momentarily, before exhaling and shrinking.
  215. Dec 03 22:55:47 »» UboaServ has changed the topic to: 2fast2floon 24, Castor 15, Da Burrs x2 15, Diggles/Lazycat 11, Vinessa/Theo/Nelson/Doge 10
  216. Dec 03 22:56:19 <~CounterBeard> Alrighty. Fastfloon minimized
  217. Dec 03 22:56:21 <~CounterBeard> Cas do something
  218. Dec 03 22:56:53 <Castor> 1d20 Poison String
  219. Dec 03 22:56:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Poison String: 2 [1d20=2]
  220. Dec 03 22:57:22 <Castor> (Nope)
  221. Dec 03 22:57:35 <~CounterBeard> It plinks off the bearhides.
  222. Dec 03 22:58:18 <~CounterBeard> They both growls and grind their claws on the ground, Hone Claws! next
  223. Dec 03 22:58:37 <Nelson> Miss Diggles throws Sand in one of their faces! Sand Attack!
  224. Dec 03 22:58:40 <Nelson> 1d20
  225. Dec 03 22:58:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  226. Dec 03 22:58:44 <Nelson> Blinded!
  227. Dec 03 23:00:30 <~CounterBeard> IT growls and rubs its eyes.
  228. Dec 03 23:01:01 <~CounterBeard> Cats
  229. Dec 03 23:01:47 <Castor> Artemis darts inbetween the two and shakes his rump at the two bears.
  230. Dec 03 23:01:51 <Castor> 1d20 Tail Whip
  231. Dec 03 23:01:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Tail Whip: 4 [1d20=4]
  232. Dec 03 23:02:30 <~CounterBeard> Burrs give no shits about waggly tails
  233. Dec 03 23:03:25 <Nelson> Nelson tries to trip the bear that Miss Diggles did -not- blind!
  234. Dec 03 23:03:49 <Nelson> 1d20-1 Using Manuever Training! AC is 4
  235. Dec 03 23:03:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, Using Manuever Training! AC is 4: 14 [1d20=15]
  236. Dec 03 23:04:05 <Nelson> 4d6+5 and opposed Combat or Acrobatics skill for the bear!
  237. Dec 03 23:04:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, and opposed Combat or Acrobatics skill for the bear!: 22 [4d6=5,1,5,6]
  238. Dec 03 23:04:51 »» Theo sends Siang to chomp on the blinded one, positioning himself to make sure the other trainers - well, the kids at least - aren't in the bears attack range. Not without going through him at least.
  239. Dec 03 23:04:58 <Theo> 1d20 Bites
  240. Dec 03 23:04:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Bites: 10 [1d20=10]
  241. Dec 03 23:05:08 <Theo> 2d6+8+18
  242. Dec 03 23:05:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, 2d6+8+18: 32 [2d6=1,5]
  243. Dec 03 23:05:53 <~CounterBeard> (So to clarify, for trippan, bears get to try and go against you yes?)
  244. Dec 03 23:05:57 <~CounterBeard> 5d6 dabears
  245. Dec 03 23:05:58 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, dabears: 15 [5d6=2,5,3,3,2]
  246. Dec 03 23:06:29 <~CounterBeard> (Which bear is bitten Theo? Tripbear or Blindbear?)
  247. Dec 03 23:07:20 <~CounterBeard> Also Vinessa go
  248. Dec 03 23:07:32 »» Vinessa whips out her slingshot, picking up a nearby pebble and sending it flying towards the tripped and stumbling bear.
  249. Dec 03 23:07:46 <~CounterBeard> (Oheyyousaidderp)
  250. Dec 03 23:08:05 <Vinessa> 1d20;1d8+7+5
  251. Dec 03 23:08:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]; 1d8+7+5: 14 [1d8=2]
  252. Dec 03 23:09:15 <~CounterBeard> The pebble goes wiiiide. Hitting another 'rock'.
  253. Dec 03 23:09:15 <Nelson> (The bear rolls Combat or Acrobatics, if Nelson wins, it's on the ground and can't shift until it uses a shift action to stand up)
  254. Dec 03 23:09:31 <~CounterBeard> (Yeah I double checked. It is currently fallenbear)
  255. Dec 03 23:10:23 <~CounterBeard> Top of the Turn. Floon
  256. Dec 03 23:11:16 <Vinessa> The floon starts to spin, whipping up a Gust at the fallen pokemon.
  257. Dec 03 23:11:35 <Vinessa> 1d20;1d8+5+10
  258. Dec 03 23:11:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]; 1d8+5+10: 16 [1d8=1]
  259. Dec 03 23:12:24 <Vinessa> (Wait, disregard that 10)
  260. Dec 03 23:12:50 <Vinessa> (it's 4)
  261. Dec 03 23:13:08 <~CounterBeard> The fallen bear looks annoyed but unhurt
  262. Dec 03 23:13:56 <Castor> 1d20 Bang Bang Have a Nice Dream (Fallen Bear)
  263. Dec 03 23:13:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Bang Bang Have a Nice Dream (Fallen Bear): 1 [1d20=1]
  264. Dec 03 23:14:07 <Castor> Wow, bad luck all around for me today
  265. Dec 03 23:14:34 <~CounterBeard> Castors shot goes wide, but hits the same rock as Vinessa. Roll Damage.
  266. Dec 03 23:15:44 <~CounterBeard> (So. Around fallen bear is. Theo? Correct?)
  267. Dec 03 23:16:25 <Theo> (I guess?)
  268. Dec 03 23:16:26 <Nelson> (I'd assume Nelson's standing next to it cause he tripped it!)
  269. Dec 03 23:16:33 <~CounterBeard> (Ugh next time we use a grid)
  270. Dec 03 23:16:43 <~CounterBeard> Fallen bear swipes at Nelson! Slash
  271. Dec 03 23:16:46 <~CounterBeard> 1d20
  272. Dec 03 23:16:46 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  273. Dec 03 23:16:57 <Theo> (Between bears and squishy trainers, so former can't attack latter)
  274. Dec 03 23:17:06 <Vinessa> (Grids are cool)
  275. Dec 03 23:17:39 <~CounterBeard> 3d8+10+25
  276. Dec 03 23:17:40 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 3d8+10+25: 52 [3d8=4,7,6]
  277. Dec 03 23:18:03 <Nelson> Ouch! Nelson takes an injury as the bear mauls him! "Oh sonofa-"
  278. Dec 03 23:18:14 <Nelson> (10/48 HP now. Dayum.)
  279. Dec 03 23:19:02 <~CounterBeard> Bear numbah 2 tries to slash Theo
  280. Dec 03 23:19:04 <~CounterBeard> 1d20
  281. Dec 03 23:19:04 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  282. Dec 03 23:19:07 <~CounterBeard> And misses
  283. Dec 03 23:19:28 »» Theo deflects! Maybe that training was actually good for something!
  284. Dec 03 23:19:59 <Nelson> Miss Diggles tries to, well, lick the bear that missed Theo.
  285. Dec 03 23:20:09 <Nelson> 1d20 let's see if these are normal type, yaaay!
  286. Dec 03 23:20:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, let's see if these are normal type, yaaay!: 13 [1d20=13]
  287. Dec 03 23:20:21 <Nelson> 1d6+17 ghost damages
  288. Dec 03 23:20:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, ghost damages: 19 [1d6=2]
  289. Dec 03 23:20:30 <~CounterBeard> Whifffffff
  290. Dec 03 23:20:44 <Castor> 1d20 Cat Scratch
  291. Dec 03 23:20:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Cat Scratch: 9 [1d20=9]
  292. Dec 03 23:21:47 <Castor> 1d8+14 Physical Normal vs Fallen
  293. Dec 03 23:21:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Physical Normal vs Fallen: 22 [1d8=8]
  294. Dec 03 23:23:00 <~CounterBeard> It is looking a bit worse.
  295. Dec 03 23:23:02 <Nelson> Nelson backs off from the bear that mauled him and returns Miss Diggles, seeing she is going to be pretty much dead weight here! "Don't try to bath them! Ugh! MR PINCHY GET OUT HERE!" Speed 5 for Pinchy!
  296. Dec 03 23:23:31 <Theo> More chomping, cause that's what dogs do, and Theo runs with the deflect and kicks that bear right in the gut
  297. Dec 03 23:23:38 <Theo> 1d20 bite, on blindbear
  298. Dec 03 23:23:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, bite, on blindbear: 7 [1d20=7]
  299. Dec 03 23:23:54 »» UboaServ has changed the topic to: 2fast2floon 24, Castor 15, Da Burrs x2 15, Lazycat 11, Vinessa/Theo/Nelson/Doge 10, Peench 5
  300. Dec 03 23:23:55 <Theo> 2d6+8+18 for that one
  301. Dec 03 23:23:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, for that one: 31 [2d6=4,1]
  302. Dec 03 23:24:12 <Castor> (Does Nelson need a potion?)
  303. Dec 03 23:24:17 <Theo> 2#1d20 And Double Kick on post-fallen bear
  304. Dec 03 23:24:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, And Double Kick on post-fallen bear: 8 [1d20=8], 14 [1d20=14]
  305. Dec 03 23:24:24 <Castor> (Would it put him in range to survive a hit?)
  306. Dec 03 23:24:43 <Nelson> (He could use one, yeah.)
  307. Dec 03 23:24:54 <Nelson> (I doubt -that-'s true, as their attack power is 25 atm)
  308. Dec 03 23:25:15 <Theo> 2d6+10+6 Gonna assume those both hit. Fighting too
  309. Dec 03 23:25:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Gonna assume those both hit. Fighting too: 25 [2d6=4,5]
  310. Dec 03 23:25:32 <~CounterBeard> (They do.)
  311. Dec 03 23:26:01 <Vinessa> "We wouldn't have bear problems in the trees", she says, a tinge of panic in her voice as she fires another pebble at the same bear as before.
  312. Dec 03 23:26:04 <~CounterBeard> Both Bears are looking pretty bad.
  313. Dec 03 23:26:12 <Vinessa> 1d20;1d8+7+5
  314. Dec 03 23:26:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]; 1d8+7+5: 17 [1d8=5]
  315. Dec 03 23:26:24 <Castor> "Oh, yes. Because bears don't live in /forests/ either."
  316. Dec 03 23:26:26 <Nelson> "You realize bears can climb trees, right?"
  317. Dec 03 23:26:45 <Nelson> "Hell they were hanging from the cieling."
  318. Dec 03 23:26:56 »» Vinessa hmphs at these points.
  319. Dec 03 23:27:11 <Theo> "Were they? Pretty fancy bears"
  320. Dec 03 23:27:17 <~CounterBeard> The final 'rock' rears up, nearly reaching the cieling it yaaaaaaaaawns. And scratches its side.
  321. Dec 03 23:27:52 <Castor> (Man, Normal types are especially strong early game)
  322. Dec 03 23:28:13 »» UboaServ has changed the topic to: 2fast2floon 24, Big Bear 20 Castor 15, Da Burrs x2 15, Lazycat 11, Vinessa/Theo/Nelson/Doge 10, Peench 5
  323. Dec 03 23:28:15 <Nelson> (Normal Type's strong in general :P)
  324. Dec 03 23:28:37 <Castor> (Yeah, but at a level where most moves available are Normal only, they're especially strong)
  325. Dec 03 23:29:14 <Vinessa> (Not to mention that my strongest attack is goast)
  326. Dec 03 23:30:06 <Castor> (And if we're just spitballing, I /think/ they're normal/rock. So keep those fighting moves coming.)
  327. Dec 03 23:30:28 <Vinessa> "Try again, Huxley. Another gust!"
  328. Dec 03 23:30:44 <Vinessa> 1d20;2d6+8+4
  329. Dec 03 23:30:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]; 2d6+8+4: 16 [2d6=2,2]
  330. Dec 03 23:31:04 <~CounterBeard> (Same bear, yeah?)
  331. Dec 03 23:31:09 <Vinessa> (Yes)
  332. Dec 03 23:31:48 <~CounterBeard> Plink
  333. Dec 03 23:32:25 <~CounterBeard> Big Beartha growls and lunges at Theo, Faint Attack!
  334. Dec 03 23:32:27 <~CounterBeard> 1d20 Crit?
  335. Dec 03 23:32:28 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, Crit?: 16 [1d20=16]
  336. Dec 03 23:32:40 <Theo> Phew, we no like getting hit by crits
  337. Dec 03 23:32:56 <~CounterBeard> 2d6+8+30
  338. Dec 03 23:32:57 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 2d6+8+30: 42 [2d6=2,2]
  339. Dec 03 23:33:42 <Theo> Eeeesh, that's just barely half my HP. I need to bulk up a bit.
  340. Dec 03 23:33:54 <Theo> +2 injuries again
  341. Dec 03 23:34:57 <Nelson> (Oh right I guess it IS two, 50% and massive damage)
  342. Dec 03 23:39:26 <Nelson> (It's the other bear's turn yeah?)
  343. Dec 03 23:40:05 <Castor> Pinch
  344. Dec 03 23:40:21 <Castor> (Or does it skip its turn?)
  345. Dec 03 23:42:44 <Nelson> (I sent Pinch out as Nelons's last trainer action - not sure how it's his turn when one of the bears just went)
  346. Dec 03 23:43:28 <Nelson> (Oh, that was the -big- bear, derp. It's castor's turn I think?)
  347. Dec 03 23:43:43 <Castor> (Is it?)
  348. Dec 03 23:43:46 <~CounterBeard> (SOrry got called again. Had to walk them through how to do closing paperwork. annnd yeah that was bigbear)
  349. Dec 03 23:44:09 »» <Castor> clicking his tongue, Castor dashes to the forefront of the battle and interposes himself between the bears and Nelson, pointing his revolver at the bears while juggling a few pokeballs around in his left hand to swap out his Pokemon.
  350. Dec 03 23:44:21 <Castor> Swap Artemis for Thanatos (9)
  351. Dec 03 23:45:41 »» UboaServ has changed the topic to: 2fast2floon 24, Big Bear 20 Castor 15, Da Burrs x2 15, Vinessa/Theo/Nelson/Doge 10, Thanatos 9, Peench 5
  352. Dec 03 23:47:05 <~CounterBeard> Blinded Bear tries to go for a Night Slash on Hux!
  353. Dec 03 23:47:09 <~CounterBeard> 1d20
  354. Dec 03 23:47:10 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  355. Dec 03 23:47:28 <~CounterBeard> 2d6+10+25
  356. Dec 03 23:47:29 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 2d6+10+25: 44 [2d6=6,3]
  357. Dec 03 23:48:08 <~CounterBeard> Fallen bear tries to Metal Claw at Theo.
  358. Dec 03 23:48:09 <~CounterBeard> 1d20
  359. Dec 03 23:48:10 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  360. Dec 03 23:48:30 <~CounterBeard> (Theo Have three evasion?)
  361. Dec 03 23:48:32 <Vinessa> The drifloon flies back after the slash, slamming into the cavern wall and collapsing. :<
  362. Dec 03 23:48:36 <Theo> I think that's a nope? AC is whatnow?
  363. Dec 03 23:49:08 <~CounterBeard> 3
  364. Dec 03 23:49:38 <Theo> Who wins in tie again? Gotta get that marked permanently somewhere
  365. Dec 03 23:49:45 <Nelson> (The attacker does)
  366. Dec 03 23:49:50 <Theo> Dangit
  367. Dec 03 23:50:17 <~CounterBeard> 1d8+7+25
  368. Dec 03 23:50:18 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 1d8+7+25: 40 [1d8=8]
  369. Dec 03 23:50:26 <~CounterBeard> Chingslashslash
  370. Dec 03 23:51:00 <Theo> (Pfffffff, I gotta back off now, that puts me at exactly 1 HP)
  371. Dec 03 23:51:57 <Theo> Except not. Dog to draw off/bite bigbear, another punch on fallen one before limping away best I can
  372. Dec 03 23:51:59 <Castor> (Can you attack one last time before backing off. We might need to call a tactical retreat soon)
  373. Dec 03 23:52:02 »» Vinessa runs over to her drifloon, returning it as her electric bird comes out in his stead. (Spd 5)
  374. Dec 03 23:52:11 <Theo> 1d20 Bite Bigbear
  375. Dec 03 23:52:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Bite Bigbear: 6 [1d20=6]
  376. Dec 03 23:52:26 <Theo> 2d6+8+18 justincase
  377. Dec 03 23:52:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, justincase: 32 [2d6=5,1]
  378. Dec 03 23:52:37 <Theo> 1d20 Punch that annoying one that just tried to kill me
  379. Dec 03 23:52:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Punch that annoying one that just tried to kill me: 13 [1d20=13]
  380. Dec 03 23:52:46 <Nelson> Nelson is tired of the craps these bears are doing, but realizes he can't shank rock hide. So he crosses his arms and Leers at them >:T
  381. Dec 03 23:52:54 <Nelson> 1d20 cone 2, many as he can LEER at.
  382. Dec 03 23:52:55 <Theo> 1d8+5+6 Rock Smash.
  383. Dec 03 23:52:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, cone 2, many as he can LEER at.: 4 [1d20=4]
  384. Dec 03 23:52:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Rock Smash.: 12 [1d8=1]
  385. Dec 03 23:53:07 <Nelson> (Not leering hard enough, nelson.)
  386. Dec 03 23:54:14 <Theo> (Leer the bigun, the other two are almost down. Make sure the are down before they get to move again though)
  387. Dec 03 23:54:31 <Nelson> (He missed anyway :P)
  388. Dec 03 23:54:45 <Theo> (Nevermind~)
  389. Dec 03 23:55:48 »» Vinessa lets loose another barrage of slingshot pebbles at the blind bear, determined to avenge her floon
  390. Dec 03 23:55:53 <Vinessa> 1d20;1d8+7+5
  391. Dec 03 23:55:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]; 1d8+7+5: 13 [1d8=1]
  392. Dec 03 23:56:20 <~CounterBeard> Plink 2: plink harder
  393. Dec 03 23:56:32 <~CounterBeard> Peeench
  394. Dec 03 23:56:44 <Nelson> Mr. Pinchy waddles up to the most injured bear, and Bites it.
  395. Dec 03 23:56:46 <Nelson> 1d20
  396. Dec 03 23:56:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  397. Dec 03 23:56:53 <Nelson> 2d6+17
  398. Dec 03 23:56:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, 2d6+17: 25 [2d6=5,3]
  399. Dec 03 23:57:17 <~CounterBeard> Blindy is looking almost out of the fight.
  400. Dec 03 23:58:03 <Vinessa> The tiny rattite goes up to the bear her trainer targetted, Scratching at it
  401. Dec 03 23:58:14 <Vinessa> 1d20;1d8+5+11
  402. Dec 03 23:58:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]; 1d8+5+11: 18 [1d8=2]
  403. Dec 03 23:58:34 <Vinessa> (we are so dead aren't we)
  404. Dec 03 23:58:47 <Castor> (Don't count us out just yet)
  405. Dec 03 23:59:41 »» UboaServ has changed the topic to: Big Bear 20 Castor 15, Da Burrs x2 15, Vinessa/Theo/Nelson/Doge 10, Thanatos 9, Peench/Thunderburd 5
  406. Dec 04 00:00:08 <Vinessa> (I will count however I want to)
  407. Dec 04 00:00:19 <Castor> (4 7 9 10 3)
  408. Dec 04 00:01:10 <~CounterBeard> Big Beartha Stares back at Nelson. And Belly Drums.
  409. Dec 04 00:01:43 <~CounterBeard> Castor~
  410. Dec 04 00:02:02 <Castor> 1d20 Poison Sting Big Bertha
  411. Dec 04 00:02:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Poison Sting Big Bertha: 17 [1d20=17]
  412. Dec 04 00:02:16 <Castor> He's poisoned
  413. Dec 04 00:02:23 <Vinessa> (Rock-pokemon fall, party dies)
  414. Dec 04 00:02:28 <Castor> 1d6+9 Poison Damage
  415. Dec 04 00:02:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Poison Damage: 13 [1d6=4]
  416. Dec 04 00:02:50 <Nelson> "Well aren't you a cocky sonofabitch?" He spits some blood out.
  417. Dec 04 00:03:16 »» Castor lines up another shot at the creature's vulnerable portions and pulls the trigger, letting the Silver Arrow do its work.
  418. Dec 04 00:03:27 <Castor> "Might want to step back a bit, Nelson."
  419. Dec 04 00:04:25 <~CounterBeard> Fallen Bear Finall Stands back up. And tries to slash at Castor!
  420. Dec 04 00:04:27 <~CounterBeard> 1d20
  421. Dec 04 00:04:28 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  422. Dec 04 00:04:32 <Castor> Fuck
  423. Dec 04 00:05:21 <~CounterBeard> 6d8+20+25
  424. Dec 04 00:05:21 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 6d8+20+25: 65 [6d8=2,5,1,2,5,5]
  425. Dec 04 00:05:43 <Castor> Well, I'm not unconscious
  426. Dec 04 00:05:44 <Theo> . . . I'd cover for you, but you'll *probably* survive that, and I'm at 1 hp, so~
  427. Dec 04 00:06:20 <Castor> (16/75, two injuries)
  428. Dec 04 00:06:34 <Theo> (Why do you have so much more HP than me D:)
  429. Dec 04 00:06:50 <Nelson> "I think we -all- would like to step back," he barks back!
  430. Dec 04 00:06:58 <Nelson> (Dat is lots HPs)
  431. Dec 04 00:07:15 <~CounterBeard> Blind Bear Fury Swips Vinesa!
  432. Dec 04 00:07:16 <~CounterBeard> 1d20
  433. Dec 04 00:07:17 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  434. Dec 04 00:07:22 <~CounterBeard> (I am the critlord)
  435. Dec 04 00:07:35 <Theo> (Oh, 18 is crit on Slash)
  436. Dec 04 00:07:44 <Castor> The air is literally knocked out of Castor as the bear slams its meaty paw into his chest but thankfully manages to roll with the blow and escapes with his life, and only a few stars in his eyes.
  437. Dec 04 00:07:51 <~CounterBeard> 1d8
  438. Dec 04 00:07:51 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 1d8: 7 [1d8=7]
  439. Dec 04 00:08:03 <Castor> (Don't worry. I poisoned the big one. Now we just need to escape and let it uh, die of natural causes?)
  440. Dec 04 00:08:07 <Nelson> (oh my lord this fight)
  441. Dec 04 00:08:09 <Castor> (Slowly and painfully?)
  442. Dec 04 00:08:10 <Theo> Yeah, my honor can't prevent that one, I'll (try to) cover for her~
  443. Dec 04 00:08:51 <~CounterBeard> (So. Wait. Did I read that right? The Damage base is 14?)
  444. Dec 04 00:09:09 <Theo> (DDD:)
  445. Dec 04 00:09:18 <~CounterBeard> (And I roll it twice?)
  446. Dec 04 00:09:27 <Castor> What? Fury swipes?
  447. Dec 04 00:09:48 <~CounterBeard> It hit four times, and was a crit.
  448. Dec 04 00:09:50 <Nelson> (Yes. you are a murderer)
  449. Dec 04 00:09:55 <~CounterBeard> Pffft
  450. Dec 04 00:10:09 <Nelson> (10d10+40)
  451. Dec 04 00:10:12 <~CounterBeard> 10d10+40
  452. Dec 04 00:10:12 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 10d10+40: 111 [10d10=6,7,5,4,8,10,4,10,9,8]
  453. Dec 04 00:10:15 <~CounterBeard> (SHit)
  454. Dec 04 00:10:16 <Castor> ...fuck
  455. Dec 04 00:10:21 <Vinessa> (...I don't want to die)
  456. Dec 04 00:10:29 <~CounterBeard> ..
  457. Dec 04 00:10:30 <~CounterBeard> +25
  458. Dec 04 00:11:12 <Nelson> (You probably aren't dead.)
  459. Dec 04 00:11:21 <Castor> (Knocked the fuck out though)
  460. Dec 04 00:11:26 <Theo> 4d6+2 Athletics, I don't even know how this is going to work
  461. Dec 04 00:11:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Athletics, I don't even know how this is going to work: 19 [4d6=4,5,6,2]
  462. Dec 04 00:11:36 <Nelson> (You gotta hit the higher of -50 HP or -200% HP.)
  463. Dec 04 00:12:33 <Theo> (Note that +25, that puts you at. . . ohhhhh, -200%, not -100%)
  464. Dec 04 00:12:50 <~CounterBeard> (So, uh. Did I accidently crit kill you?)
  465. Dec 04 00:13:05 <Vinessa> (I'm at -66/63)
  466. Dec 04 00:13:09 <Castor> (Nah, her negative HP is -126)
  467. Dec 04 00:13:16 <Castor> Is where she starts dying
  468. Dec 04 00:13:18 <Theo> No you're not, I'm rolling Defender
  469. Dec 04 00:13:19 <~CounterBeard> (Ohgood)
  470. Dec 04 00:13:20 <Nelson> (Yeah it's not gonna kill her.)
  471. Dec 04 00:13:23 <Nelson> (But, hahaha holy fuck)
  472. Dec 04 00:13:27 <Nelson> (She is super injured.)
  473. Dec 04 00:13:50 <Nelson> (that's 5 injuries)
  474. Dec 04 00:13:54 <Nelson> (I think.)
  475. Dec 04 00:14:44 <~CounterBeard> So. Theo is going to intercept?
  476. Dec 04 00:14:55 <Nelson> Nelson whistles after seeing Vinessa -or- Theo get mauled to high hell.
  477. Dec 04 00:15:02 <Theo> Yes, no way I'm letting the little lady take a hit like that
  478. Dec 04 00:15:44 <Theo> Except. . . no no, with the fact my max HP was off by 2 that will not kill me.
  479. Dec 04 00:15:53 <Theo> So yeah, I'll go for it.
  480. Dec 04 00:16:50 <Theo> (-122/126 death line)
  481. Dec 04 00:17:13 <~CounterBeard> The blinded enraged bear roars at the start of its assault. One, two, three, four, each blow causes little rivers of red to spring across Theo's body. He falls to the ground, a shredded mess.
  482. Dec 04 00:17:32 <~CounterBeard> The bear turns its head slowl, growling at Vinessa
  483. Dec 04 00:18:06 <Theo> (And +5 injuries, for 7 total. Auuuuu)
  484. Dec 04 00:18:31 »» Vinessa raises her arms to cover her face as the bear towers over her and lets out a whimper, only to have Theo jump in and save her. "Theo!" She turns to the bear. "You.. you monster!"
  485. Dec 04 00:19:06 <Nelson> "Well yes Pokemon sorta -are- monsters, ya know."
  486. Dec 04 00:19:07 »» Theo Here goes the flavortext of jump in and shove her outta the way, but you all covered that pretty well
  487. Dec 04 00:19:45 »» <Castor> growls, "Everybody, we're getting out of here. Vinessa, Nelson. Get Theo off the ground and through the crevice. I'll catch up in a bit."
  488. Dec 04 00:20:53 <Nelson> "You think we're going to outrun these things as fucked up as we are? Hah! We got better luck hoping Richard feeds them rats at that point?" The fuck is that dude doing anyway.,
  489. Dec 04 00:21:47 <Castor> "They're not coming through that crevice. They probably have some other way of getting into this cavern."
  490. Dec 04 00:23:00 <~CounterBeard> Richaaaaaaard. Is a bit of a ways back. Near the crevice. With his rats.
  491. Dec 04 00:23:23 <~CounterBeard> So. Vinessa/Nelson.
  492. Dec 04 00:23:24 <~CounterBeard> What do
  493. Dec 04 00:23:42 <Vinessa> How wounded is the blindbear
  494. Dec 04 00:23:50 <~CounterBeard> He is the most wounded.
  495. Dec 04 00:24:17 <Castor> (I'm gonna Hidden Power Fly with Thanatos and hope for the best)
  496. Dec 04 00:24:26 <Castor> (How many can I nail in one burst?)
  497. Dec 04 00:24:48 <Theo> (If they're so wounded, try catching one! Get your very own Murderbear!)
  498. Dec 04 00:25:06 <Vinessa> (...that's not a bad idea)
  499. Dec 04 00:25:14 <Castor> (If I survive my next turn, maybe I will)
  500. Dec 04 00:25:21 <Theo> (Or is this like Dorf Fort, where once a creature's killed a friendly unit it can never be tamed again)
  501. Dec 04 00:25:24 <Castor> (Big one is at half HP or less and posioned)
  502. Dec 04 00:25:28 <Theo> (Catch the boss while you're at it)
  503. Dec 04 00:25:38 <~CounterBeard> (You can hit both little bears)
  504. Dec 04 00:26:09 <~CounterBeard> (You will have to find out Theo. >=D)
  505. Dec 04 00:26:12 <Castor> (Okay, plan is we finish off the little ones and pummel the big one with pokeballs and /hope/ one of them works)
  506. Dec 04 00:26:15 <Castor> (Y/n?)
  507. Dec 04 00:26:39 <Vinessa> (Okay)
  508. Dec 04 00:27:08 <Theo> (Knock some more Hp off, can never knock enough off. But yeah, do it)
  509. Dec 04 00:28:02 <Nelson> Well, Nelson doesn't have much faith in the whole crevis retreat since there were, you know, skeletons there, so he growls at the big bear - trying to make it a bit less sure of itself
  510. Dec 04 00:28:04 <~CounterBeard> SO. Team Ten. WHo is going?
  511. Dec 04 00:28:04 <Nelson> 1d20
  512. Dec 04 00:28:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  513. Dec 04 00:28:15 <Nelson> Bears fear no Nelsons.
  514. Dec 04 00:28:23 <Castor> (Doge can still act right?)
  515. Dec 04 00:28:34 <~CounterBeard> (Doge can act)
  516. Dec 04 00:29:25 <Theo> Oh yeah, uh, CHOMP. On weakest thing, haven't we taken any out yet?
  517. Dec 04 00:29:43 <Nelson> (Nerp)
  518. Dec 04 00:29:59 <Vinessa> "We can't leave, not now! You guys wanted a cave base, so we came here. If we run away, this all was for nothing!" She readies her slingshot again, aiming to take down the bear that mauled Theo.
  519. Dec 04 00:30:10 <Theo> 1d20 Bite Bite Bite to death. Blind one, I suppose, since it killed master
  520. Dec 04 00:30:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Bite Bite Bite to death. Blind one, I suppose, since it killed master: 2 [1d20=2]
  521. Dec 04 00:30:27 <Theo> So much fury and rage he can't even see straight.
  522. Dec 04 00:30:29 <Castor> "I've got a few Pokeballs on me. Just...chuck as many as you have until the ball stops clicking."
  523. Dec 04 00:30:56 <Vinessa> 1d20;1d8+7+5
  524. Dec 04 00:30:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]; 1d8+7+5: 20 [1d8=8]
  525. Dec 04 00:31:11 <~CounterBeard> Blindy is finally knocked out
  526. Dec 04 00:31:41 <Castor> (Wait, I know I can only hit the two smaller ones with Hidden Power. But since one is already down, can I target big + smaller?)
  527. Dec 04 00:31:45 »» UboaServ has changed the topic to: Big Bear 20 Castor 15, Da Burr 15, Vinessa/Theo/Nelson/Doge 10, Thanatos 9, Peench/Thunderburd 5
  528. Dec 04 00:31:48 <Vinessa> "Take that, you miserable jerk of a pokemon!"
  529. Dec 04 00:32:03 <~CounterBeard> Thanatos?
  530. Dec 04 00:32:17 <Castor> (Yes, Thanatos)
  531. Dec 04 00:32:21 <Castor> (Could Burst 1 nail them both?)
  532. Dec 04 00:32:25 <~CounterBeard> Yes
  533. Dec 04 00:32:56 <Castor> Thanatos clambers between the two remaining bears and chitters furiously, kicking up a mysterious gale of wind.
  534. Dec 04 00:32:59 <Castor> 1d20 Hidden Power
  535. Dec 04 00:33:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Hidden Power: 8 [1d20=8]
  536. Dec 04 00:33:26 <Castor> 2d6+18 Flying Special if Hit
  537. Dec 04 00:33:26 <~CounterBeard> Hit
  538. Dec 04 00:33:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Flying Special if Hit: 21 [2d6=1,2]
  539. Dec 04 00:34:24 <~CounterBeard> Both bears are rocked due to the harsh winds
  540. Dec 04 00:35:19 <~CounterBeard> Peeeench
  541. Dec 04 00:35:32 <Castor> (It's a peeeench)
  542. Dec 04 00:35:37 <Vinessa> "Cocoa, be careful, but attack the smaller one!"
  543. Dec 04 00:35:37 <Nelson> Mr Pinchy, well, pinches the shit out of the other weakened bear.
  544. Dec 04 00:35:49 <Nelson> Which means to say he Poison Stings it
  545. Dec 04 00:35:49 <Castor> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVeJMrq8Qw)
  546. Dec 04 00:35:50 <Nelson> 1d20
  547. Dec 04 00:35:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  548. Dec 04 00:36:01 <Nelson> 1d8+5+9 poison damages
  549. Dec 04 00:36:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, poison damages: 15 [1d8=1]
  550. Dec 04 00:36:29 <Castor> (Just a reminder, that the big bear is poisoned. Which will be very relevant soon, I imagine)
  551. Dec 04 00:36:40 <Vinessa> 1d20;1d8+5+11
  552. Dec 04 00:36:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]; 1d8+5+11: 19 [1d8=3]
  553. Dec 04 00:36:58 <~CounterBeard> (To clarify which attacks to where?)
  554. Dec 04 00:37:06 <Vinessa> (small bear)
  555. Dec 04 00:37:30 <~CounterBeard> Gotcha.
  556. Dec 04 00:37:55 <~CounterBeard> What was littleburd doing scratch?
  557. Dec 04 00:38:08 <Vinessa> (yes)
  558. Dec 04 00:38:25 <~CounterBeard> (It is a pass move. SO you could hit both burrs0
  559. Dec 04 00:39:01 <Vinessa> (Oh, didn't see that. Okay)
  560. Dec 04 00:39:38 <~CounterBeard> Top of the Turn.
  561. Dec 04 00:39:52 <Castor> (Oh no)
  562. Dec 04 00:40:11 <~CounterBeard> (Can I get a brief damage Report?)
  563. Dec 04 00:40:27 <~CounterBeard> 1d20 Does it Crit Mr Peench? Faint attack from Big Beartha
  564. Dec 04 00:40:28 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, Does it Crit Mr Peench? Faint attack from Big Beartha: 12 [1d20=12]
  565. Dec 04 00:40:28 <Castor> 16/75 HP
  566. Dec 04 00:40:30 <Nelson> (Nelson's about to eat dirt and PInchy is pinchfree)
  567. Dec 04 00:40:47 <Theo> (Ded, more or less. Doge is completely uninjured though!)
  568. Dec 04 00:40:56 <Vinessa> (Vinessa is remarkably not-dead, thanks to Theo's heroics, and Bird is as well)
  569. Dec 04 00:41:03 <~CounterBeard> 2d6+8+75
  570. Dec 04 00:41:03 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 2d6+8+75: 86 [2d6=2,1]
  571. Dec 04 00:41:12 <Nelson> I stand corrected, Pinchy has been peenched.
  572. Dec 04 00:41:34 <Castor> (smh when that's still minimum damage)
  573. Dec 04 00:42:27 <Castor> 1d20 Pokeball Accuracy Check vs Big Bertha
  574. Dec 04 00:42:27 <Nelson> The rather dickish scorpion crumbles under the blow!
  575. Dec 04 00:42:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Pokeball Accuracy Check vs Big Bertha: 1 [1d20=1]
  576. Dec 04 00:42:37 <Castor> (Second 1 today, fuckin' hell)
  577. Dec 04 00:44:06 <~CounterBeard> (Slaythebeasteatitsflesh)
  578. Dec 04 00:44:19 <~CounterBeard> Castor
  579. Dec 04 00:44:22 <~CounterBeard> (ohderp)
  580. Dec 04 00:44:27 <Castor> C-can I roll it again?
  581. Dec 04 00:44:33 <Castor> :V
  582. Dec 04 00:44:38 <~CounterBeard> Never
  583. Dec 04 00:45:14 <~CounterBeard> 1d20 Fury Swipes on Vinessa. Again!
  584. Dec 04 00:45:14 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, Fury Swipes on Vinessa. Again!: 11 [1d20=11]
  585. Dec 04 00:45:19 <~CounterBeard> 1d8
  586. Dec 04 00:45:19 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 1d8: 3 [1d8=3]
  587. Dec 04 00:45:39 <Nelson> (Well that will bearly hurt, in comparison)
  588. Dec 04 00:45:53 <~CounterBeard> 3d6+8+25
  589. Dec 04 00:45:53 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 3d6+8+25: 41 [3d6=2,2,4]
  590. Dec 04 00:46:47 <Nelson> Nelson give sup trying to intimidate BEARS and just tries to shank this stupid weakened bear. He also calls back Mr. Pinchy and sends out Miss Diggles again! Speed 11.
  591. Dec 04 00:46:58 <Nelson> 1d20 struggle, AC4
  592. Dec 04 00:46:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, struggle, AC4: 11 [1d20=11]
  593. Dec 04 00:47:05 <Nelson> 1d8+20
  594. Dec 04 00:47:05 <~CounterBeard> hittue
  595. Dec 04 00:47:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, 1d8+20: 28 [1d8=8]
  596. Dec 04 00:47:09 »» Vinessa lets out a cry as the smaller bear scratches herback, having turned her attention to the larger one.
  597. Dec 04 00:47:20 <~CounterBeard> and little bear it KO'd
  598. Dec 04 00:47:30 <Nelson> Can Miss Diggles act as well?
  599. Dec 04 00:47:32 »» Castor groans at all of the injuries he'd be treating by day's end.
  600. Dec 04 00:47:40 <~CounterBeard> Yeah. Go for it.
  601. Dec 04 00:47:50 <Nelson> She spits sand at the angry big bear!
  602. Dec 04 00:47:51 <Nelson> 1d20
  603. Dec 04 00:47:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  604. Dec 04 00:47:56 <Nelson> Blinded!
  605. Dec 04 00:48:14 <~CounterBeard> Yep
  606. Dec 04 00:48:19 <Vinessa> "I'm not the strongest, or the toughest, or even the bravest," She pauses, a glance at Theo. "but that's not what I do. I'm a pokemon trainer, and I catch and train pokemon!" She riffles through her bag, pulling out a net.
  607. Dec 04 00:48:21 <Vinessa> 1d20 Weighted Net on bigbear
  608. Dec 04 00:48:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, Weighted Net on bigbear: 1 [1d20=1]
  609. Dec 04 00:48:28 <Vinessa> (OH COME ON_
  610. Dec 04 00:48:29 <Castor> (...)
  611. Dec 04 00:48:36 <~CounterBeard> (SLAYTHEBEASTEATITSFLESH)
  612. Dec 04 00:48:38 <Castor> (Why does dicemaid hate us)
  613. Dec 04 00:48:46 <Nelson> (It's her job.)
  614. Dec 04 00:48:49 <Nelson> (Get used to it.)
  615. Dec 04 00:49:09 <Nelson> "...Yeah I wouldn't get too full o' yourself, girlie."
  616. Dec 04 00:49:11 <Vinessa> (I'm weeping tears of both misery and mirth)
  617. Dec 04 00:49:26 <Castor> Doge can still act right?
  618. Dec 04 00:49:32 <~CounterBeard> (Yes)
  619. Dec 04 00:49:39 <Theo> Oh, is it time? CHOMP CHOMP
  620. Dec 04 00:49:40 <Nelson> He withdraws the blade from the KO'd bear and looks to the big one. "I sure hope your stupid poison bullet didn't spoil that one's meat though!"
  621. Dec 04 00:49:52 <Theo> 1d20 only the big one left, right?
  622. Dec 04 00:49:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, only the big one left, right?: 18 [1d20=18]
  623. Dec 04 00:50:15 »» Castor looks around shiftily, "Well, I've never /eaten/ the things I've tested my concoctions one so I can't rightly say..."
  624. Dec 04 00:50:26 <Theo> 2d6+8+18 and Fliinch~ (assuming I got the rules for it right, hmmm)
  625. Dec 04 00:50:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, and Fliinch~ (assuming I got the rules for it right, hmmm): 33 [2d6=2,5]
  626. Dec 04 00:50:54 <Theo> Welp, nope, it doesn't carry over. Dang.
  627. Dec 04 00:51:03 <Vinessa> (Can I use both Shift and Standard action to go get the net and try again next turn)
  628. Dec 04 00:51:08 <Castor> (If it's still standing, I'm going to delay Thanatos' turn to chuck a Pokeball at it)
  629. Dec 04 00:51:09 <~CounterBeard> It don't matter ast Big Bearthe is dead
  630. Dec 04 00:51:13 <Vinessa> (Oh)
  631. Dec 04 00:51:14 <Castor> Oh
  632. Dec 04 00:51:21 <Theo> Wow, so soon?
  633. Dec 04 00:51:27 <Castor> (It used Belly Drum)
  634. Dec 04 00:51:30 <~CounterBeard> Yep
  635. Dec 04 00:51:52 »» Theo Doge sits triumphantly over his slain foe, striking a majestic pose of victory.
  636. Dec 04 00:52:08 <Castor> 1d100 Hypothetical Pokeball
  637. Dec 04 00:52:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Hypothetical Pokeball: 84 [1d100=84]
  638. Dec 04 00:52:09 <Theo> And then hops down to care for the almost dead
  639. Dec 04 00:52:24 <~CounterBeard> He is Best Doge
  640. Dec 04 00:52:33 <Theo> (You know, maybe I shoulda tried to use Roar at some point~)
  641. Dec 04 00:52:41 <~CounterBeard> Pft
  642. Dec 04 00:52:42 <~CounterBeard> roar
  643. Dec 04 00:53:14 <Theo> That'd be funny to see them all run away from firepuppy. For a moment at least.
  644. Dec 04 00:53:21 <Nelson> "...Well shit, we actually lived. I think." he points at the very battered Theo. "So guess we're gonna be eating bear for supper. Wish we had a friggen cooler." He plops down on the ground, groaning in pain. Might as well rest before skinning begins.
  645. Dec 04 00:53:22 <~CounterBeard> The corpses of the bears rest on the ground, almost like they were sleeping. The silence in the cave, especially after the fight is eerie.
  646. Dec 04 00:53:47 »» Castor finally breaths out in relief, holstering the gun and wipes the smoke off his hands onto his pants leggings.
  647. Dec 04 00:53:54 <~CounterBeard> Richard is nowhere to be seen.
  648. Dec 04 00:54:04 <Vinessa> The fight over, she turns her attention to Theo. "C'mon! We gotta help him."
  649. Dec 04 00:54:08 <Castor> "We need to get Theo out of here. And some clean water if I'm going to treat his wounds."
  650. Dec 04 00:54:24 »» Theo bleeds all over
  651. Dec 04 00:54:34 »» <Castor> runs sighs bitterly, running a hand through his hair. "Nelson, get his arms. I'll take his legs."
  652. Dec 04 00:54:45 »» Vinessa also makes time to gather up her net.
  653. Dec 04 00:54:56 <Castor> "Fly Girl, scout ahead and keep a look out for us."
  654. Dec 04 00:55:22 <Nelson> "Fiiiine," he sighs and limps over to help. "And figure out the fuck Richard's doing while you're at it!" He also throws Vinessa's way.
  655. Dec 04 00:55:52 <Vinessa> (throws what)
  656. Dec 04 00:56:12 <Nelson> (His voice :P)
  657. Dec 04 00:56:13 <Castor> (throws the comment)
  658. Dec 04 00:56:22 <Castor> (Take 1d6 Verbal Damage)
  659. Dec 04 00:56:27 <Vinessa> (Oh)
  660. Dec 04 00:58:10 <~CounterBeard> So Is Vinessa heading to the entrance?
  661. Dec 04 00:58:22 »» Vinessa nods in agreement, happy she doesn't have to actually look at the bloodied mess that is Theo, and goes to scout ahead.
  662. Dec 04 01:00:29 <~CounterBeard> As you go and crawl and run you eventually can see the light of day. The light blinds you fro a moment, but you make out Richard, Edmond...and a whole group of natives staring back.
  663. Dec 04 01:01:44 <Nelson> "Is that supposed to go there?" asks Nelson as Castor probably shoves his intestines back inside him.
  664. Dec 04 01:01:58 <Castor> "Eh, usually."
  665. Dec 04 01:02:21 <Theo> (We totally just killed some local gods, didn't we)
  666. Dec 04 01:02:28 <Castor> "Quite often, it's a bad idea for them to be out of the body, yes."
  667. Dec 04 01:02:33 <~CounterBeard> Richard whispers to Vinessa "They just been staring at us."
  668. Dec 04 01:03:46 <Vinessa> "How long?"
  669. Dec 04 01:04:11 <Castor> "Well, they haven't attacked us right?"
  670. Dec 04 01:04:25 <Castor> "Can we assume they're in that frighteningly small 3% of people not out for our blood?"
  671. Dec 04 01:04:41 <Castor> "Or would that perhaps, be too much to ask for, coming out of that fight?"
  672. Dec 04 01:04:43 <~CounterBeard> "Few minutes. Not sure. Been doing this mexinova standoff. S'weird."
  673. Dec 04 01:05:09 <Castor> 2d6 Intuition What do their faces say
  674. Dec 04 01:05:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Intuition What do their faces say: 9 [2d6=4,5]
  675. Dec 04 01:05:39 <~CounterBeard> (You may all rolle intuition or Perception. One or they other, they get you differnt things).
  676. Dec 04 01:06:08 <Vinessa> 2d6+3 Int
  677. Dec 04 01:06:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, Int: 11 [2d6=2,6]
  678. Dec 04 01:06:17 »» Castor whispers to the others, "They look...impressed by us?"
  679. Dec 04 01:06:17 <Theo> 3d6 Percept, just because. Maybe I spot Arceus on the other side for a moment or something.
  680. Dec 04 01:06:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Theo, Percept, just because. Maybe I spot Arceus on the other side for a moment or something.: 9 [3d6=5,2,2]
  681. Dec 04 01:06:45 <Vinessa> "Well we gotta do something, either try to talk to them or at least get passed 'em. We have to get back to the camp, for Theo!"
  682. Dec 04 01:06:56 <Nelson> 3d6+2 lil late to the party I think!
  683. Dec 04 01:06:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, lil late to the party I think!: 16 [3d6=2,6,6]
  684. Dec 04 01:07:05 <Nelson> (Intuition)
  685. Dec 04 01:08:30 »» Vinessa takes a couple small steps forward towards the natives, turning around and showing off her wounds, and attempts to mime pain and suffering as she points to her group.
  686. Dec 04 01:08:57 »» Castor blanches and almost drops Theo, "...oh god. She's playing charades with them."
  687. Dec 04 01:09:13 »» Nelson laughs. "Ahahahaha. Well guess we're the party poopers."
  688. Dec 04 01:10:12 »» Vinessa drops to her knees, acting more wounded than she really is.
  689. Dec 04 01:10:30 <~CounterBeard> One of the older men steps forward. He points to the cave, and then to all of you. Then Theo individually. And then mimes what you think is a bear? Or being hung over.
  690. Dec 04 01:10:43 <Nelson> "Hunting party. Maybe a coming of age thing for the younger guys? Think we just killed their trial or what have you."
  691. Dec 04 01:11:08 <Nelson> Nelson puts Theo down gently and tries to drag out one of the smaller bears to see their reaction.
  692. Dec 04 01:11:18 <Vinessa> (That is a horrible idea)
  693. Dec 04 01:12:24 <~CounterBeard> (The whole bear? Or gonan skin it first?)
  694. Dec 04 01:13:08 »» Vinessa repeats the old man's gesture, as if in confirmation.
  695. Dec 04 01:13:13 <Nelson> (Well, Nelson's got Power 7 and Novice Athletics, is it not possible for him to drag one before skinning it?)
  696. Dec 04 01:13:14 »» Castor sinks as the weight of the unconscious man falls into his arms and only barely manages to set Theo onto the ground without upsetting his condition any further.
  697. Dec 04 01:13:57 »» <Castor> glares daggers at Nelson's back and takes a seat on the ground, picking through Theo's wounds and making a kind of mental checklist.
  698. Dec 04 01:14:21 <~CounterBeard> (Ohwellthenyes.)
  699. Dec 04 01:15:19 <~CounterBeard> Nelson drags the bear, quite handily. At the sight of it they all fall back, until the realize it is dead. Some of the younger boys, and even one of the men fall to their knees and make an odd keening noise.
  700. Dec 04 01:16:04 <~CounterBeard> The rest stare slackjawed.
  701. Dec 04 01:16:10 <Vinessa> (Please just be sad that we killstole and not that we slew your gods)
  702. Dec 04 01:16:11 »» Castor blanches yet again but points to the bear, then holds up three fingers.
  703. Dec 04 01:16:36 <Castor> Slices a finger across the three pointers and then pulls them down.
  704. Dec 04 01:17:42 <~CounterBeard> The oldest hunter walks forward. Battle scared and carrying a grassmask at his hip. He has no spear, just a blackglass knife. Slowly he bends down on his knees and joins in the song.
  705. Dec 04 01:18:16 <Nelson> "Okay now I'm just confused."
  706. Dec 04 01:18:50 <Castor> "Well...they aren't spearing us."
  707. Dec 04 01:18:58 <Castor> "That's a good thing, I think."
  708. Dec 04 01:19:07 <Castor> "Or at least, not a clearly /bad/ thing."
  709. Dec 04 01:19:56 <~CounterBeard> The old hunter stands up, after a few moments and ushers the rest to stand as well. He slap as few of the boys upside the head or kicks them in the ass as the stand up. They all start marching, silently. He turns back, and waves, as if asking you to follow.
  710. Dec 04 01:20:23 »» Castor turns to face the others to conference.
  711. Dec 04 01:20:38 <Nelson> "Guessin' not -too- bad at least..." He helps Castor pick up Theo again so they can carry this bloody mess along.
  712. Dec 04 01:20:50 <Castor> "Well, I think we should go with them. I need to treat Theo soon and I don't think we're going to make it back to the camp like this."
  713. Dec 04 01:21:03 <Castor> "And I don't know my way around well enough to find us a source of water we can use."
  714. Dec 04 01:21:37 <Nelson> "Pretty sure if they were pissed at us they wouldn't be inviting us along for their trip or what have ya."
  715. Dec 04 01:21:46 <Nelson> "So yeah might as well."
  716. Dec 04 01:21:48 <Vinessa> "Yeah! If they were bad people they woulda tried something by now. Maybe they have stuff that can help Theo! Or, stuff that can help Castor help Theo."
  717. Dec 04 01:23:33 <Nelson> "Hopefully, they also got coconuts."
  718. Dec 04 01:24:16 <~CounterBeard> Richard shrugs "Didn't attack us when they could have."
  719. Dec 04 01:24:36 <~CounterBeard> Edmond is a bit more fidgety "We really must get back to Amelie as soon as Mr. Theo is well though."
  720. Dec 04 01:24:44 <Theo> There was a coconut Tropius on the way in, sadly I'm not in condition to mention it. Sorry Nelson.
  721. Dec 04 01:24:59 <Castor> (For a second there I thought Theo had actually said that)
  722. Dec 04 01:25:09 <Castor> (And I was like 'woah')
  723. Dec 04 01:25:19 <Theo> (Mwahahahaha)
  724. Dec 04 01:25:38 <Theo> (I secretly took Telepath, didn't you know?)
  725. Dec 04 01:26:42 <~CounterBeard> As you all start to follow the tribe...roll perception
  726. Dec 04 01:26:53 <Castor> 2d6+2 Perception
  727. Dec 04 01:26:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Castor, Perception: 7 [2d6=1,4]
  728. Dec 04 01:27:03 <Vinessa> 2d6
  729. Dec 04 01:27:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Vinessa, 2d6: 11 [2d6=6,5]
  730. Dec 04 01:28:13 <Nelson> 2d6-2
  731. Dec 04 01:28:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Nelson, 2d6-2: 7 [2d6=3,6]
  732. Dec 04 01:29:39 <Vinessa> (In hindsite, a Tropius would have been a nice addition to my Flying team. I completely forgot about its secondary type)
  733. Dec 04 01:29:50 »» Vinessa looks down
  734. Dec 04 01:30:04 <Castor> (They are now lost forever)
  735. Dec 04 01:30:44 <Vinessa> (b-but coconuts)
  736. Dec 04 01:31:15 <~CounterBeard> A tiny teddiursa smiles up at Vinessa, its fur is lilac and instead of a cresent moon on its head, there is an eclipse.
  737. Dec 04 01:31:19 <~CounterBeard> and /session
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