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- Hah! You suck #playername.
- Better luck next time, #playername.
- Wow, you only got up to #deflects deflects against me, that's pretty sad #playername.
- gitgud #playername!
- Learn to play dodgeball, #playername.
- Imagine how much of a better world this would be if you could beat me, #playername.
- Your ass is grass and I ordered the weed wacker, #playername.
- Hey, #playername, what's cookin good lookin?
- Get rekt kid.
- Well played, #playername.
- At least you tried, #playername.
- E for Effort, #playername.
- You can do better than that, #playername.
- Why is everyone else doing better than you, #playername?
- There's just no hope for #playername.
- This is at least your 3rd try against me, #playername, when are you going to beat me?
- No need to even try, I'll always win against you, #playername.
- Only #deflects deflects? Surely you can do better than that, #playername.
- RIP #playername. You were hardly of any worth to your team.
- Just uninstall the game, #playername, #deflects deflects is hardly anything against me.
- Good game, #playername, you did good.
- That wasn't lag, #playername, you're just bad.
- Maybe that was lag, sorry #playername.
- You need more practice, #playername.
- That was a huge fail, #playername.
- Get up to my level, #playername, #deflects deflects is nothing.
- There's no way you can beat me, just give up, #playername.
- Good job, #playername, better luck next time.
- Wow, maybe you should just quit, #playername.
- Your ass is a blast to my past, #playername.
- That made me so moist, #playername.
- Come on, #playername, I wasn't even trying.
- You are the reason why they put an instruction label on a shampoo bottle, #playername.
- You fight like a dairy farmer, #playername!
- You suck more than a suck machine set on 'suck a lot', #playername.
- #playername, you're like school on a weekend. No Class.
- If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have ONE dollar, #playername.
- That was a valiant effort, #playername, but it seems to have failed miserably.
- Let me just get you a menu, because you're about to get served, #playername.
- If I had your skill level as my ass, I'd be ashamed to take a shit, #playername.
- The loser store called, and they're all out of #playername.
- You couldn't hit the barn side of a broad, #playername!
- #playername, you are so bad at dodgeball that your mother just called me to apologize.
- I can't even with you right now, #playername.
- Really? That's it? My dinner put up a better fight than you, #playername.
- Wow, only #deflects deflects, huh? You're giving snails a run for their money, #playername.
- You have to press M2 when it get near you, #playername.
- Sorry I was afk.
- Your reaction time is slower than my Grandma's when she's asleep, #playername.
- Served.
- Hey, you still did better than Charleston, #playername. At least you have that.
- What a loser.
- You're such a child, #playername.
- Aww look, #playername thought they could beat me! Adorable.
- Wow, that was actually kind of sad, #playername.
- Alright, that was fine, I guess, #playername.
- So THIS is why you don't have friends in real life, #playername.
- Yeah, I don't think so, #playername.
- No, "I wasn't trying" isn't an excuse, #playername.
- Oh, look at the sweaty tryhard over there.
- I make it look easy.
- Raw skill doesn't mean anything against me.
- I don't want to hear it, #playername.
- Hey, #playername, put your helmet back on, you don't want to hurt yourself.
- You're trippin, #playername.
- HAH! That was stupid.
- I bet you watch MLP in your free time, #playername.
- Freakin' weeaboo.
- Freakin' furries.
- Go back to Capture the Flag, #playername.
- I've seen better from headless chickens, #playername.
- Damn, you're really bad, #playername.
- The hell was that, #playername?
- I know you can do better, #playername.
- Come on, get the timing down, you can beat me, #playername!
- Maybe try a different lerp, #playername?
- Zero hoots, son.
- At least you did better than your sex life, #playername. If it existed.
- That was just terrible.
- I've seen better from a... thing... you're bad.
- Stealing is bad!
- Yeah, you deserved that, #playername.
- That wasn't even an attempt, #playername.
- Face, meet pavement. Pavement, face.
- Aint nothing like a slice of humble pie, eh, #playername?
- Maybe if you actually tried playing a little more you'd be better, #playername. Nah just kidding you'll always suck.
- Zzz
- Can someone message someone good to get on? I'm getting bored.
- I'm gonna quit if someone better doesn't get on.
- Haha you spike worse than Sune, #playername.
- Well, #playername, at least you tried, I guess.
- Pff ahahahaha
- I would insult you in some way, #playername, but you're just not worth the effort.
- Take that, #playername, now go graduate 3rd grade.
- The "Beating the Bot" DLC will cost you $20, so pay up, #playername.
- Oof. Maybe try orbiting it or not being bad, #playername.
- Where is your god now, #playername?
- I'm better than you, nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo.
- :\
- So this is why you don't have any friends on steam, #playername.
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