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- >you sit down with Rainbow Dash to get some chow
- >you rummage through your fridge, looking for anything edible
- >beer, pickles, frozen pizza that has a few different colonies of mold and possibly fungus, beer and more beer
- >you grab the pickles and beer
- >the pizza can wait, when a tree grows on there you'll see if you can get some tiny tree pizza fruit with tiny toppi--
- "Anon you got some hay? I got like a mad craving for like a big bunch of it like right now," asked Rainbow, scratching her rumbling stomach
- >what the fuck would you have hay for
- "Actually Rainbow, I don't. I don't eat that straw stuff, remember?"
- >she rolls her eyes
- "Well hurry up, ya big lug. I want some hay and I'm not gonna venture in your fridge, except for beer,"
- >a half grin grows on the side of your face as you close the fridge door...
- >but not before grabbing a brewski for your broski
- >you throw it at her, winking
- "Now you don't even have to call Daring Do to get past the pizza rainforest in there..."
- >she grins and cracks the can open with her teeth, taking a long drag
- "Thanks, bro," she replies after sighing happily
- >not wasting any more time, you both head out the door
- >Dash makes her own name look slow as she sprints to Applejack's barn
- >she's so damn fast when she's hungry
- >you don't stand a chance
- >you end up walking, you're not going to run with a jar of pickles and a beer
- >about five minutes later, you get to the barn and start running when you hear sounds
- >sounds like Rainbow, is she okay?
- >you rush in to find your Dashbro laying where a big pile of hay used to be, stomach the size of a beach ball
- "I ate wayyy too much," she moans
- >you shake your head, but suddenly freeze when you spot movement
- >in the hay
- >like a pink periscope, Pinkie emerges from the hay dunes
- >we have pinksign
- >oh no
- >not the grin
- >it's THAT grin
- [spoiler]"Rainbow, after eating all that hay, you sure have a baleful look about you!"[/spoiler]
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