God Damn it Pinkie

>you sit down with Rainbow Dash to get some chow
>you rummage through your fridge, looking for anything edible
>beer, pickles, frozen pizza that has a few different colonies of mold and possibly fungus, beer and more beer
>you grab the pickles and beer
>the pizza can wait, when a tree grows on there you'll see if you can get some tiny tree pizza fruit with tiny toppi--
"Anon you got some hay? I got like a mad craving for like a big bunch of it like right now," asked Rainbow, scratching her rumbling stomach
>what the fuck would you have hay for
"Actually Rainbow, I don't. I don't eat that straw stuff, remember?"
>she rolls her eyes
"Well hurry up, ya big lug. I want some hay and I'm not gonna venture in your fridge, except for beer,"
>a half grin grows on the side of your face as you close the fridge door...
>but not before grabbing a brewski for your broski
>you throw it at her, winking
"Now you don't even have to call Daring Do to get past the pizza rainforest in there..."
>she grins and cracks the can open with her teeth, taking a long drag
"Thanks, bro," she replies after sighing happily
>not wasting any more time, you both head out the door
>Dash makes her own name look slow as she sprints to Applejack's barn
>she's so damn fast when she's hungry
>you don't stand a chance
>you end up walking, you're not going to run with a jar of pickles and a beer
>about five minutes later, you get to the barn and start running when you hear sounds
>sounds like Rainbow, is she okay?
>you rush in to find your Dashbro laying where a big pile of hay used to be, stomach the size of a beach ball
"I ate wayyy too much," she moans
>you shake your head, but suddenly freeze when you spot movement
>in the hay
>like a pink periscope, Pinkie emerges from the hay dunes
>we have pinksign
>oh no
>not the grin
>it's THAT grin
[spoiler]"Rainbow, after eating all that hay, you sure have a baleful look about you!"[/spoiler]