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- ------Vivi gets a visit from the Tooth Fairy, and the Tooth Fairy is VERY familiar.
- Bubbleman is lonely, and so is Splash Woman.
- But Bowser's Mexico Adventure doesn't just have an all star cast and plot,
- Then Cloud thinks to him self Squall is like me in so many ways I am a loner like him
- BUt scorpion took his mask off "i am no longer ninja of humanity i am THE HELL GOATS"
- Samus stood up "Well after I send a report on a mission successful, I sometimes fuck myself to keep myself in good shape."
- Wesker wants waffles and he loses his mind when he doesn't get them each morning.
- Goku stifled at cry from his throat and looked back at his sister's grave. The tombstone said in bold letters: Korn.
- Gannondorf is wearing a black tuxedo with glasses, and he is standing in front of the hottest nightclub in the city.
- [Kirby]: Woka Woka Woka [Boo]: No
- Sonic, grumbling, walked off, giving a last retort of "Limp Bizkit is still terrible" as he left. He was hit in the back of the head with a
- Kurt Cobain from Nirvana joins the brawl. Kurt pulls out a shotgun and begins to shoot Pit
- -------I agree. 'Totaly'. -Penny, The Big Bang Theory
- This is a parody right? I mean, Legolas is not the prince of the Sexy Forest.
- mario went in and saw a flower hes srtong he died yoshi cryed
- Epilogue: Breaking Bad dies of cancer.
- Ric Flair; Eliminated by Homer Simpson
- The Angry VG Nerd pulled two middle fingers on Miz, kicked him in the gut, and gave him a Stone Cold-style stunner.
- In a blowout result, CM Punk and John Cena threw Luigi off the ring apron, thus eliminating him.
- Suddenly, Skeeter did his honking noise, scaring the shit out of Doug.
- Spongebob slid into the ring, only to get squashed by Kane, who chokeslammed him over the top rope
- That's all folks! (Porkey pig) Mario: die a mother -a-fucker! ( shoots porkey.)
- Ryu and Chun-Li are called by Ken to babysit.
- Equestria was ALWAYS the land of peace and friendship. But then Hitler showed up...
- Light Yagami just found out that all of his old tennis records from his middle school days have been beaten!
- Neo becomes friends with harry and helps to kill voldimort! Hahahahah
- ------EPONA MOUNTED YOSHI. THIS WAS TRUE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT SIENCE EPONA IS USUALLY MOUNTED.
- "Sonic," Sally called. "Sonic I need to talk to you in the bedroom." Sonic grew a grin from ear to ear.
- MARIO HIT THE BALL AND IT WENT FAST AND DR.WILY SAID "SUGAR WERE GOIAN DOWN."
- President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. "I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!"
- Warp Pipe to World 6-9
- Fangirls whined and moaned and some cried as Yoshi and Justin Beiber kissed.
- Based of my fav cartoon-x-over friendship, Shrek the Ogre and Shadow the Hedgehog.
- Roshi disguises himself as Britney Spears!
- [Satan:] Bowser welcome to the Antichrist club you Sir are very special
- Goku: I'm going to compete in this skateboard event. Otto: Your competing as well?
- you get turned into a sexy 23 year old female and go date with either shadow or knuckles.
- Nintendo gives Mario the sack, and Mario seeks employment from SNK
- then Bowser said "FUCK OFF MARIO!" then Mario asked if it was okay to save the Princess and Bowser said "I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!"
- "Oh my god! Chester Bennington! What are you…" Sonic was cut off when Chester slapped him across his face.
- Rebecca Chambers is the new girl in school, where the only lesson she learns is WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS
- "Well, I'm ready whenever you are Godzilla," said Goku as he did a little last minute stretching.
- Blade and Rob Zombie face off against each other
- Kim: We haven't got much time. The Offspring have been hit with that irreversible ray and they're trapped somewhere...
- Sonic slowly peeled himself off the grass, "Fine, you have a point. Sum 41 is the greatest band ever to exist, ever." he sighed
- We left the story last time with Donkey, Diddy and Cranky being sucked down the evil bathtub drain.
- Sonic raised an eyebrow. "Hulk Hogan?"
- Meanwhile Lil Wayne was still running away from his best friends in the world who seems to be evil now.
- Mario pretty much sold the map to the captain for weed. Now, they have no idea where the fuck they are.
- Finally Pikachu and Mario meet Prseident Mewtwo
- "These guys are pretty good." Butt-Head said, referring to Sonic and his friends, "Even though they wear sneakers all the time."
- Barrack Obama: It's time for change. Goombella: Now we know who Bowser voted for...
- Yoshi: "Bitch, you better back off before I stuff them down your throat." "WHAT'D YOU SAY!?" Daisy punched him in the jaw
- And the lead singer of KoRn started head banging. Mario was slashed by the hair.
- The television showed Doctor Eggman spray painting "Sonic Heroes sux" on a wall.
- Carl Johnson has a son who is name Carl Junior and then Carl Junior must be fight cops.
- and then some marines came over to Master Chief and said "You acsidently killed are marines" and then Master Chief killed some marines.
- Emma is the daughter of steve austin. What happens when steve reads her diary
- At about eight o'clock, Carlos Mencia had finally grown tired of telling jokes that everyone was ignoring and went home.
- A cross-over between Jurassic Park and Dumb and Dumber
- "Oh shit i am late for FPS school" DOOM GUY CLAIMED
- Goofy and Donald are trying to prove weather Donald can fly or not. Can GOofy give Donald the encouragment he needs?
- Mario meets me, the coolest person ti the world!
- 35 year old ex gangsta Big bird reminisce about his and elmo's old days of being gangsters, the women, the money, and how they took it over
- Goku gets a job as an abortion Doctor
- What if in that episode Baby Sonic & Baby Tails Met CatDog And Robotnik is turned into a bear.
- Will Vegeta learn to make friends with these new colorful ponies?
- Captain Planet is pregnant with the Toxic Avenger's baby and He-man is none too pleased
- Short Crossover between Deathnote, Naruto, and Family Guy.
- holy crap louis its the guys from naruto and death note --fin
- Inside the house, Ami, Eminem, and Yumi were watching MTV's TRL when Fred Durst appeared with Hugh Heffner and Slick Shady.
- I have created an abomination. It is a Harry Potter/Thomas the Tank Engine parody in which the engines become humans and attend Hogwarts.
- A Magic player ends up in Yugi's world.
- Link and Fox go out and get drunk.
- When Cartman gets into the new Brony sensation sweeping the nation he discovers the haters who put his newfound fandom down for no real rea
- Mega Man's only hope is to do anything he can to destroy the Mosque at Ground Zero!
- The current president was re-elected and that is when Romney revealed he had connections with an alien race. He then contacted the Daleks an
- Misty: Look a STARTREK convention. Ash:Let's go I like STARTREK.
- Misty: Brock don't you get it that no Nurse Joy will go for you because they have life time jobs at these centers. Brock: I don't care.
- Tony Stark's life as Iron Man is about to get even more complicated as he gets sucked into the war between the Autobots and the Decepticons.
- Pikachu: I'am leaving this scene for awhile because I'am Hungury and Horny at the same time. Note: Pikachu is a Girl
- Shinji Dawkins
- Dora the Explorer kills the Teletubbies
- Ryu and Ken compete in Mortal Kombat
- Featuring Garfield, Odie, and Jon as Link
- Mario, Link, And some other people in a Insulting contest
- Naruto finds The BatCave,and becomes the new Batman.
- Involves Bomberman inflating in this one.
- Naruto meets pinkie pie and they become enemies!
- For Ash's Birthday his mom gets him a computer. As Ash is surfing the web he comes across a little thing known as hentai.....uh oh..
- What if M bison was a brony?
- Link was just out flumping around Hyrule field like a idiot as Zeldar/Sheik judged him hard. "What a idot", she thouhgt.
- ------ROSIE IS BEING INTERVIEWED WHEN HER PANTS FALL DOWN AND IT REVEALS THAT SHE HAS A PENIS AND THEN SHE SAYS THAT SHE BLAMES GLOBAL WARMING.
- YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FROM THE PD(POKEMON PROTECTION POLICE DEPARTMENT) MAY I REPEAT YOU ARE SICK! THIS IS THE SICKEST THING I EVER READ!
- ------The Story of Otto Rocket's Death
- Link has a party and loses his most treasured posession: his bong.
- "Riiiiiiiiiiiight?" said Naruto, taking another drag off the blunt.
- --- Vegeta doesn't feel quite right, so he makes a few crank calls
- InuYasha Gets Sued!
- -----Johnny Cage gets his own talkshow. Cohosted by a foul mouthed Scorpion and the very emotinal Rain.
- ---KoRn's lead singer Jon gets kidnapped and the DBZ people must find him
- Wesker Steals christmas...!
- ------This is the new movie where Shrek dies.
- ----"My name is Rin Kagamine, and I live in Sapporo, Hokkaido. Come molest my house."
- Hey DIPSHIT ITS GANON NOT GANNON YOU FUCKING MORON I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS
- Bowser has stolen Luigi's Papaya Juice and drank it.
- -----"TIME TO GET CRITICAL" say gold
- Pocahontas turned to the sky and sang a song about colors then Mufasa appeared
- Lara Croft vs. Regis Philben on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
- "darn dog" sad cell "dumb alien" says sonic
- THIS STORY IS ABOUT HOW MARIO TRANSFORM INTO SUPER SAIYAN
- Sora commits suicide
- Yugi finds some very convincing evidence on the internet suggesting that Yami is asexual.
- (3. Calvin and Hobbes (even together) could not beat SPider-man
- Mewtwo drop-kicks Vulpix!
- Squall gets a HUGE nasty zit and wants to hide himself.
- -------After Beavis went to prison for the Cornholio motor murders, Butt-head got his life together
- A lot of people been using the concept of yolo in negative ways, and Mordecai decides to set some kids straight of what yolo is really about
- What if Metal Sonic ran on Windows 95?
- In Which Cruella Uses the Grinch to Take Over the World, but is Stopped by Sarah Palin
- Get us out of here evil sharkgirl said mewtwo. Ok ok ok I will hold on.
- Batman wants to destroy My Little Pony and only the Joker can stop him.
- -------in this story sonic is to be fighting evil darkness. He will fight it. in the next one he will fight more of it.
- For some odd reason, vegeta and Goku desice they are going to kill themselfs.
- this is story about the brother of Ken Masters, Ben Masters
- Akuma thumped his bible with so much force that Oro was overcome with feelings of piety, redemption, fellowship, peace and love for God.
- Can Sonic make his parents fall in love again or will he fade away from existence.
- Donald Trump has a real interesting story for Sonic and the group.
- Boba Fett and Samus Aran are both hired to hunt eachother.
- Tim Taylor sells his soul to Satan....
- ----------Sonic goes to the doctor and gets a vaccine shot and doesn't even cry. He is brave no matter what.
- Jill Valentine heads to the local gym to begin her fitness program. There she meets her mutant trainer Nemesis who may seem mean but
- he smoke the death note
- Toon Link is blowing up Donkey Kong! What the H*ll!
- Mario accidentally dies while choking on a fishbone.
- Link shovels crap for a living.
- Mickey Mouse and his girlfriend, Minnie, confront the Undertaker for the first time ever! Will they survive the Tombstone!
- ----Pac-Man was following him. "What do you want you yellow piece of crap?" Mario asked.
- Cloud turns to two new allies to fight Weapon, Hulk Hogan and Mew the Cat.
- Inuyasha takes a bath, and finally get's to spend some quality time with his favorite bathtime toys.
- Severus Snape needs Money too see his favorite band KISS
- Foo Fighters Meet Scooby Doo and Solve a Muder Mystery
- -------Waluigi performs an act of fornication upon himself!
- Waht if Sonic hated Christmas.
- King of the Hill Dragonball Z crossover
- arwings try to destroy slippy
- Harry must learn how to be not a hero, but an Avenger.
- ----Shadow is killed as Hyper Sonic, Turbo Tails, and Hyper Knuckles become evil. Shadow becomes the last hope. [my first seriouse fic]
- Prince Charles is Simba and Tony Blair is Zazu.
- Sonic and Captain Falcon fight over a peice of pizza.
- Legend of Zelda and Knight Rider combine as Link and K.I.T.T team up to save Michael Knight from Majora.
- ------Sephiroth and Master Chief fight SSJ100 Goku and Vash.
- Zangief a.k.a. The Red Cyclone accidentally Spinning Piledrives himself into a portal that redirects to the Magical Land of Equestria.
- Daffy Duck has repressed anger and feelings from the past that he has yet to deal with.
- all of the yoshi haters get killed by me,the yoshi prince,and yoshi
- Samus is a vampire
- --------amy came and said; "Sonic, I have bad new." Sonic: "This is bad!" Amy: "Yes!"
- United States plans to lie to the government about a connection between Sonic and 9/11!
- Its Marios birthday and bowser kills him.
- "Who are you?" Batman gruffly asked the individual. "I'm FREAKAZOID!" came the immediate response,
- Bowser sues donkey kong and bowser!
- ----"Holy shit! I need to get myself a piece of that fucking man-meat right there!" Naruto yelled out.
- ---Yami reflects on Tupac Shakur, the Notorious B.I.G. and what happened to them.
- Terry and Geese go clubing
- Beavis and Butthead were sitting on their couch watching the TV. They were watching a cartoon called Adventure Time on Cartoon Network.
- Adam has to unclog the toilet, but he is then interupted by Captain Planet.
- What happens when you mix Ratchet and Clank, Sonic the Hedgehog, Jak and Daxter, Conker's bad fur Day, Firefly, and some OC's?
- Many people think that going on an adventure with Mario is like being in heaven. For me it's like being in hell.
- Card Captor Sakura sings a parody of "Country Grammar" by Nelly
- Green Day is one of the greatest Punk bands in universe. But how about their bad activity out the stage?
- The movie Pearl Harbor....starring digimon.
- Megatron is George Bush, Optimus is Paul Mcartney. Very explicit.
- Robin loves PBS and its shows but he may be the only one.
- After all those horrible killings, Maria is finally suing Pyramid Head.
- In which Paul Ryan is actually a woman and Mitt Romney has an affair with him/her.
- it was a beautiful day for goku everything was perfect. untill he accidentally hits his head and forgets absolutly everything
- Starman and Gutsman go out on a date together for Valentine's Day.
- Tifa meets Jim Carrey
- -----Rocket Power version of the Titanic
- Doctor Eggman and Voldemort shrink Sonic, Harry Potter, and co! Can they get themselves back to normal? Or will they suffer immensely?
- Mario and Luigi decide to try out some skateboarding with a pretty bad result!
- Buster Bunny has been framed on the attempted murder of Daffy Duck.
- Sora, now in charge of Toyota, gets kidnapped by Axel. Now, he has just three days to escape a bus heading towards Afghanistan, or he will b
- Barret takes a bath with his pal Hitler, when Vincent suddenly shows up. What could possibly happen?
- "This just in" Stated the reporter "Marilyn Manson has gone missing. I repeat Marilyn Manson has gone missing.
- BILL CLINTON: Do I get to eat a pig? Hmm? MR. COOL: No, Bill Clinton.
- This is Fox McCloud giving you "Fox News" with Slippy, Falco, and Peppy.
- WWE Superstar Chris Jericho makes an appearance on the TV show "Loveline"
- "What's up baby?" Butthead answered. "My name is Emma Frost." she said coldly. "And that's Ms. Frost to you young man. Is that understood?"
- the remaining two members of star fox team crash land in Arlan,TX they then have odd adventures with Dale, Bill, Boomhauer, and Hank.
- Cloud's seen the fanfiction, and frankly, he's sick of them, the fan girls, and all the absurd yaoi pairings. So he's decided to sing out hi
- Mario and Luigi have guns, so now they can kick the crap out of Bowser.
- Pit discovers whoppers and link is confused
- Two hikers find Waldo in the woods. He's not too happy about being found.
- Ghost Rider, Finds a rip in space that connects the world to the Internet. Co-star Rick Astley.
- "What are you going to do about it, shoobie?' asked Otto. The Dark Magician had just about had it with these fools.
- "Sorry, but I'm a devil hunter, not a bar tender." Dante said. Homer started to cry. "I'm never going to get my beer." Homer sobbed.
- Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert find that their feelings for each other are deeper than they thought.
- A LoZ fic set after the death of Link, Zelda and Ganondorf. It stars my furry character Silver.
- This is a crossover of Balto and 007 Goldeneye
- A flash of lighting lit the surrounding area, revealing Betty White, war paint smeared upon her old face. She raised a gun into the air and
- When she wakes up, she has an unlikely visitor at her bedside: Chester Bennington, singer of Linkin Park. And he has an interesting story to
- Male porn star Ron Jeremy can't get it up. So what does he do? Sing about it to his agent, of course!
- The vast majority of ninja, Kakashi included, are atheists.
- Toadette winds up in one of the worst parts of one of the worst places in the dimension known as The Internet... yes, she goes to 4Chan's /v
- Shaq, Lebron James, Dwane Wade, and Steve Nash embark on a noble quest to find the courage they never thought they had.
- Alex: Our categories are "GERBILS", "ALEX TREBEKS UGLY TIES", "ACTORS", "RANDOM CRAP", and "MS. PIGGY IN A BIKINI". Saddam, go first.
- Hank returns and finds Bobby idolizing animes, so once again he puts his foot down.
- It's John Cena's birthday and he's spending it at...Chuck E. Cheese's.
- Ever since Naruto was 7 years old, he dreamed of going to the Olympics to face the world-renowned Michael Phelps.
- Sasuke Uchiha wants to impress his crush Daisy and go to the Nickelback concert,
- "Well," the voice began, "I'm Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20."
- Sonic decides that he can't wait to download the new album from his favorite artist, so he resorts to using Limewire...
- Garfield: Marijuana and cocaine? Those drugs are inhumane
- Now starring Shigeru Miyamoto as a cop.
- Silver The Hedgehog works at Pizza Hut.
- kanji and bill o reilly go on an adventure of a lifetime
- The Rock as Harry Potter, and much more!
- Kramer builds a boxing ring in his apartment.
- What if Osama Bin Laden wanted to become a WWF wrestler?
- Joker: Who the heck are you? Mr T: (emerges) I'm BA Bacus...and my van is a helluva fast!
- Their teacher was… "RICHARD SIMMONS?!" Harry screeched.
- This is about Hermione defending her favorite rap group, Insane Clown Posse.
- He looks at the words Hatsune Miku over, and over again. Snoop Dogg favorites the music video and takes his hands off the mouse and keyboard
- is losing shows to the upcoming dubstep artist Inuyasha.
- Mini-Me, Joe C, Jennifer Lopez, Bill Gates and The Rock fight for cafeteria food that dosen't taste like crap!
- Dr. Dre and Eminem go walking.
- Larry King: OW!!! What the... OW!!!! (is shocked again by Pikachu) Can't anyone translate for him?!?!
- I'm going to kill you Alice Cooper you son of a #%$" snarled Rob Zombie storming out the door with Gabe in tow.
- To save the world Ash must team up with robocop and the kool aid man. This is not a joke this is a serious story.
- Alf said "I tried to sacrifice their cat to the dark lord Cthulhu". Urkel said "oh".
- ----------While Obama fights TIEs in space, Joe Biden becomes the new Kira.
- Seinfeld/Cloverfield crossover fic.
- "Alright, I know how to settle this. Lady, I challenge you to a duel!" She smiled. "My name is Rosa Parks. I accept your challenge!"
- Kurt Cobain came down from the sky, dressed in shredded white denim. "Nancy, do you need me?" he inquired. "Yes I do stop Shredder before it
- Dragonball Z like you've never seen before! With Goku replaced by George W. Bush as the Earth's greatest warrior!
- Vanilla Ice x Naruto! A love story between two high schoolers. Lots of pain and angst in later chapters.
- Naruto is about to be elected hokage, that is until Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich step in and become candidates as well.
- Hank Hill uses a Death Note to rid the world of the asinine. It's up to Dale to put a stop to the mysterious murders in Arlen.
- The fans cheered as Lemmy(Lead singer/bassist of Motor Head) walks on stage. He then shakes Sonic's hand
- A series of unfortunate events and foul play leaves CM Punk and John Cena stranded on a deserted island after a plane crash.
- Goku is found as a baby by Spiderman and is raised by him and Mary Jane, who also have May.
- Eminem: "Oh shit! It's that f***in' bitch." It was Larissa Banks. Larissa was only twelve years old, but she scared the shit out of Eminem.
- It was quite a long passage but eventually they reached a room filled with many Pokemon. "Woah!" Beavis said in amazement.
- "...I challenge you Garfield to enter and fight me unless you are not man enough!" Challenged M. Bison with arrogant laughing.
- ------As Hulk Hogan and The Ice Climbers climb the summit, Popo decides to confront Hulk Hogan about a dark secret he's been trying to hide.
- --------"Neither did your mother, Luthor!" Mewtwo proclaimed and high-fived Voldemort again.
- ------daffy duck sees terry bogard while playing space jam
- Iron Man flew down from the sky and grabbed Smokey by the fur. "I am Iron Man."
- L-block has just found out that his life partner, Square block, was cheating on him with his brother, Inverse L-block.
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