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On the road to nowhere

Jun 21st, 2012
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  1. >You hate yourself.
  2. >Can your life get any lower?
  3. >You have no job, no friends, just a woman on her own.
  4. >You had a decent living but things just went wrong somehow.
  5. >Everything you had is gone.
  6. >You have taken to wondering the roads in destitute.
  7. >Where did it go wrong?
  8. >You want to turn your life around but how can you pick yourself up when you hate yourself.
  9. >”hewp!”
  10. >What was that?
  11. >”Hewp!”
  12. >Seems like something is in trouble in the woods.
  13. >You walk out to see what it is.
  14. >”Hewp! Fwuffy in twouble!”
  15. >It is one of those fluffy ponies you have been hearing about.
  16. >This one has got caught in a thorn bush and can’t free himself.
  17. >He sees you walking up, “Ahhhh! Dun hewt fwuffy!”
  18. >He starts to cover his eyes and cowers.
  19. >You ignore his fear and walk up to him.
  20. >You look at the thorns and gently pull them away freeing the trapped fluffy.
  21. >”It’s OK now sweety, you’re free.”
  22. >He stops shaking and looks back at the bush to check.
  23. >He jumps at you and hugs your leg, “Fank yoo. Yoo safe fwuffy!”
  24. >You smile at the ball of fluff, he is adorable.
  25. >He is a steel gray Pegasus with an almost golden mane and green eyes.
  26. >He seems content and cooing.
  27. >He steps back with a contorted look on his face, “Nuuu! Fwuffy feel big poopies.”
  28. >Big poopies? What does that mean?
  29. >He lets out a stream of poop that flies all over the bush and make the area rancid.
  30. >He falls down and starts to cry, “Fwuffy sowwy, pwease dun hewt fwuffy!”
  31. >”I’m not going to hurt you.” You see he has messed his backside.
  32. >”But you do need to be cleaned, there is a creek over there.”
  33. >You gently push it to the water, “Nuuuu! Wah wah bad fo fwuffy! Fwuffy scawed!”
  34. >”Its ok, I won’t let anything happen to you.”
  35. >You pick up the soiled fluffy and wash it off making sure to keep its head above the water.
  36. >When you’re done he looks like a limp wash rag from his mid-section back.
  37. >He is shivering, “Fwuffy poopie and pee pee pwace cowd… why fwuffy cowd?”
  38. >You pick it up and hold it to your body to warm him up.
  39. >”Fank yoo. Yoo nice to fwuffy.”
  40. >He smiles and nuzzles against you.
  41. >You feel good about yourself, better than you have in a long time.
  42. >After he is dry you stand up and walk away, “You are better now, stay out of trouble.”
  43. >He follows you, “Nuuu! Fwuffy wan stay wif mammeh!”
  44. >You stop, “You want to stay with me?”
  45. >It has been so long since you felt anything wanted you around.
  46. >It looks at you with sad eyes.
  47. >”Ok, you can stay with me.” You head back to the road.
  48. >”Yay! Fwuffy haf mommeh!” He says trotting behind you.
  49. >He starts to sing in off beat out of tune sounds.
  50. >”What mammeh name?” He asks jumping around you.
  51. >You smile down, “Trixie.”
  52. >”Yay! Fwuffy wub twicky mommeh!” He starts singing your name.
  53. >You feel much better about yourself now.
  54. >You can pick yourself up.
  55. >You were on top once, you’ll be there again.
  56. >Thanks to how this fluffy makes you feel you know.
  57. >You know you’ll be great and powerful again!
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