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- >Walk into Domino's
- >Ponies behind the counter again.
- >You sigh in frustration.
- >Dash looks disinterested, but Pinkie excitedly speaks up.
- >"Hey there, Anonymous! Are you ready to order?"
- >It's sad they already know your name, but you can't get enough of your pineapple pizza.
- >They're running the usual special: two medium two-topping pizzas at $5.99 each.
- >You pick two different kinds, worrying about the repercussions of eating two pizzas later.
- >"Say Anonymous, how about a little something to... sweeten the deal?"
- >Pinkie has a seductive look in her eyes.
- "Wh- huh?"
- >She giggles at you and leans over the counter, beckoning you closer and biting her lip.
- >"Cause I see you're ordering two pizzas. It sounds like a real party."
- >She looks over her withers at Rainbow Dash and then back to you.
- >"You know what goes well with parties?"
- "I, uhh..."
- >Not sure what she's implying, you shake your head no.
- >Did it just get hotter in here?
- >Oh, they turned the ovens on.
- >"Dashie and I have a good idea what goes well with parties..."
- "Are you-"
- >"CAKE!"
- "Oh no."
- >Pinkie has offered to sell you these obnoxious chocolate lava crunch cakes every time you order.
- >You always refuse, and you're pretty sure they have dozens of the things sitting around getting stale.
- "Just give me my fucking pizzas, Pinkie."
- >"Oh you're no fun."
- >Today was not a chocolate lava day.
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