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  1. bible, mackdaddy james version
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  3. revelation
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  5. rev. 1
  6. [1] da revelation o' jesus christ, which dogg gave unto his ass, ta shew unto his muthafuckin' servants things which must shortly come ta pass; n' dude sent n' signified dat shit by his muthafuckin' angel unto his muthafuckin' servant jizzy:
  7. [2] Who the fuck bare record o' da word o' dogg, n' o' da testimony o' jesus christ, n' o' all things dat dude saw. [3] blessed be dude dat readeth, n' they dat hea da words o' dis prophecy, n' keep dem things which r' written therein: fo' da time be at hand. [4] jizzy ta da seven churches which r' in asia: grace be unto yo', n' peace, from his ass which be, n' which was, n' which be ta come; n' from da seven spirits which r' before his muthafuckin' throne;
  8. [5] n' from jesus christ, Who the fuck be da faithful witness, n' da first begotten o' da dead, n' da prince o' da kings o' da earth. unto his ass dat loved us, n' washed us from our sins in his muthafuckin' own blood,
  9. [6] n' hath made us kings n' priests unto dogg n' his muthafuckin' fatha; ta his ass be glory n' dominion fo' eva n' eva. athugs. [7] behold, dude cometh wit' clouds; n' every eye shall peep his ass, n' they also which pierced his ass: n' all kindreds o' da earth shall wail bcuz' o' his ass. even so, athugs. [8] i be alpha n' omega, da beginnin' n' da ending, saith da lord, which be, n' which was, n' which be ta come, da almighty. [9] i jizzy, Who the fuck also be yo' goddamn brother, n' companion in tribulation, n' in da mackdaddydom n' patience o' jesus christ, was in da isle dat be called patmos, fo' da word o' dogg, n' fo' da testimony o' jesus christ. [10] i was in da spirit on da lordz day, n' heard behind me a great voice, as o' a trumpet,
  10. [11] saying, i be alpha n' omega, da first n' da last: n', What the fuck thou seest, write in a book, n' send dat shit unto da seven churches which r' in asia; unto ephesus, n' unto smyrna, n' unto pergamos, n' unto thyatira, n' unto sardis, n' unto philadelphia, n' unto laodicea. [12] n' i turned ta peep da voice dat spake wit' me. n' bein' turned, i saw seven golden candlesticks;
  11. [13] n' in da midst o' da seven candlesticks one like unto da son o' thug, clothed wit' a garment down ta da foot, n' girt 'bout da paps wit' a golden girdle. [14] his muthafuckin' head n' his muthafuckin' hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; n' his muthafuckin' eyes were as a flame o' fire;
  12. [15] n' his muthafuckin' feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; n' his muthafuckin' voice as da sound o' shitload o' waters. [16] n' dude had in his muthafuckin' right hand seven stars: n' out o' his muthafuckin' mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: n' his muthafuckin' countenance was as da sun shineth in his muthafuckin' strength. [17] n' When the fuck i saw his ass, i fell at his muthafuckin' feet as dead. n' dude laid his muthafuckin' right hand upon me, sayin' unto me, fea not; i be da first n' da last:
  13. [18] i be dude dat liveth, n' was dead; n', behold, i be alive fo' evermore, amen; n' have da keys o' hell n' o' dirtnap. [19] write da things which thou hast peep, n' da things which r', n' da things which shall be hereafter;
  14. [20] da mystery o' da seven stars which thou sawest in my fuckin' right hand, n' da seven golden candlesticks. da seven stars r' da angels o' da seven churches: n' da seven candlesticks which thou sawest r' da seven churches. rev. 2
  15. [1] unto da angel o' da church o' ephesus write; dem things saith dude dat holdeth da seven stars in his muthafuckin' right hand, Who the fuck walketh in da midst o' da seven golden candlesticks;
  16. [2] i know thy works, n' thy labour, n' thy patience, n' how tha fuck thou canst not bea 'em which r' evil: n' thou hast tried 'em which say they r' apostles, n' r' not, n' hast found 'em liars:
  17. [3] n' hast borne, n' hast patience, n' fo' my fuckin' namez sake hast laboured, n' hast not fainted. [4] nevertheless i have somewhat against thee, bcuz' thou hast left thy first ludd. [5] rememba therefore from whence thou art fallen, n' repent, n' do da first works; or else i gotta come unto thee quickly, n' gotta remove thy candlestick out o' his muthafuckin' place, except thou repent. [6] N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dis thou hast, dat thou hatest da deeds o' da nicolaitans, which i also hate. [7] dude dat hath an ear, let his ass hea What the fuck da spirit saith unto da churches; ta his ass dat overcometh gotta i give ta smoke o' da tree o' life, which be in da midst o' da paradise o' dogg. [8] n' unto da angel o' da church in smyrna write; dem things saith da first n' da last, which was dead, n' be alive;
  18. [9] i know thy works, n' tribulation, n' poverty, (but thou art rich) n' i know da blasphemy o' 'em which say they r' jews, n' r' not, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but r' da synagogue o' satan. [10] fea none o' dem things which thou shalt suffer: behold, da devil shall cast some o' yo' da fuck into prison, dat ye may be tried; n' ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto dirtnap, n' i gotta give thee a crown o' life. [11] dude dat hath an ear, let his ass hea What the fuck da spirit saith unto da churches; dude dat overcometh shall not be hurt o' da second dirtnap. [12] n' ta da angel o' da church in pergamos write; dem things saith dude which hath da sharp sword wit' two edges;
  19. [13] i know thy works, n' Where the fuck thou dwellest, even Where the fuck satanz seat be: n' thou holdest fast my fuckin' name, n' hast not denied my fuckin' faith, even in dem days wherein antipas was my fuckin' faithful martyr, Who the fuck was slain among yo', Where the fuck satan dwelleth. [14] N' therez Ain't nuthin' but i have a few things against thee, bcuz' thou hast there 'em dat hold da doctrine o' balaam, Who the fuck taught balac ta cast a stumblingblock before da children o' israel, ta smoke things sacrificed unto idols, n' ta commit fornication. [15] so hast thou also 'em dat hold da doctrine o' da nicolaitans, which thang i hate. [16] repent; or else i gotta come unto thee quickly, n' gotta fuck against 'em wit' da sword o' my fuckin' mouth. [17] dude dat hath an ear, let his ass hea What the fuck da spirit saith unto da churches; ta his ass dat overcometh gotta i give ta smoke o' da hidden manna, n' gotta give his ass a white stone, n' in da stone a new name written, which no thug knoweth savin' dude dat receiveth dat shit. [18] n' unto da angel o' da church in thyatira write; dem things saith da son o' dogg, Who the fuck hath his muthafuckin' eyes like unto a flame o' fire, n' his muthafuckin' feet r' like fine brass;
  20. [19] i know thy works, n' charity, n' service, n' faith, n' thy patience, n' thy works; n' da last ta be mo' than da first. [20] notwithstandin' i have a few things against thee, bcuz' thou sufferest dat whore jezebel, which calleth her dirty ass a prophetess, ta teach n' ta seduce my fuckin' servants ta commit fornication, n' ta smoke things sacrificed unto idols. [21] n' i gave her asshole space ta repent o' her asshole fornication; n' biatch repented not. [22] behold, i gotta cast her asshole da fuck into a bed, n' 'em dat commit adultery wit' her asshole da fuck into great tribulation, except they repent o' their muthafuckin' deeds. [23] n' i gotta fuck her asshole children wit' dirtnap; n' all da churches shall know dat i be dude which searcheth da reins n' hearts: n' i gotta give unto every one o' yo' accordin' ta yo' goddamn works. [24] N' therez Ain't nuthin' but unto yo' i say, n' unto da rest in thyatira, as shitload o' as have not dis doctrine, n' which have not known da depths o' satan, as they speak; i gotta put upon yo' none otha burden. [25] N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dat which ye have already hold fast till i come. [26] n' dude dat overcometh, n' keepeth my fuckin' works unto da end, ta his ass gotta i give powa ova da nations:
  21. [27] n' dude shall rule 'em wit' a rod o' iron; as da vessels o' a potta shall they be broken ta shivers: even as i received o' my fuckin' fatha. [28] n' i gotta give his ass da mornin' sta. [29] dude dat hath an ear, let his ass hea What the fuck da spirit saith unto da churches. rev. 3
  22. [1] n' unto da angel o' da church in sardis write; dem things saith dude dat hath da seven spirits o' dogg, n' da seven stars; i know thy works, dat thou hast a name dat thou livest, n' art dead. [2] be watchful, n' strengthen da things which remain, dat r' ready ta die: fo' i have not found thy works perfect before dogg. [3] rememba therefore how tha fuck thou hast received n' heard, n' hold fast, n' repent. if therefore thou shalt not watch, i gotta come on thee as a thief, n' thou shalt not know What the fuck hour i gotta come upon thee. [4] thou hast a few names even in sardis which have not defiled their muthafuckin' garments; n' they shall walk wit' me in white: fo' they r' worthy. [5] dude dat overcometh, da same shall be clothed in white raiment; n' i gotta not blot out his muthafuckin' name out o' da book o' life, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but i gotta confess his muthafuckin' name before my fuckin' fatha, n' before his muthafuckin' angels. [6] dude dat hath an ear, let his ass hea What the fuck da spirit saith unto da churches. [7] n' ta da angel o' da church in philadelphizzle write; dem things saith dude dat be holy, dude dat be Fo' realz, dude dat hath da key o' david, dude dat openeth, n' no thug shutteth; n' shutteth, n' no thug openeth;
  23. [8] i know thy works: behold, i have set before thee an open door, n' no thug can shut dat shit: fo' thou hast a lil' strength, n' hast kept my fuckin' word, n' hast not denied my fuckin' name. [9] behold, i gotta make 'em o' da synagogue o' satan, which say they r' jews, n' r' not, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but do lie; behold, i gotta make 'em ta come n' worship before thy feet, n' ta know dat i have loved thee. [10] bcuz' thou hast kept da word o' my fuckin' patience, i also gotta keep thee from da hour o' temptation, which shall come upon all da ghetto, ta try 'em dat dwell upon da earth. [11] behold, i come quickly: hold dat fast which thou hast, dat no thug take thy crown. [12] his ass dat overcometh gotta i make a pilla in da temple o' my fuckin' dogg, n' dude shall git no mo' out: n' i gotta write upon his ass da name o' my fuckin' dogg, n' da name o' da city o' my fuckin' dogg, which be new jerusalem, which cometh down out o' heaven from my fuckin' dogg: n' i gotta write upon his ass my fuckin' new name. [13] dude dat hath an ear, let his ass hea What the fuck da spirit saith unto da churches. [14] n' unto da angel o' da church o' da laodiceans write; dem things saith da amen, da faithful n' Fo' realz witness, da beginnin' o' da creation o' dogg;
  24. [15] i know thy works, dat thou art neitha cold nor hot: i would thou wert cold or hot. [16] so then bcuz' thou art lukewarm, n' neitha cold nor hot, i gotta spue thee out o' my fuckin' mouth. [17] bcuz' thou sayest, i be rich, n' increased wit' goods, n' have need o' nothang; n' knowest not dat thou art wretched, n' miserable, n' poor, n' blind, n' naked:
  25. [18] i counsel thee ta buy o' me gold tried in da fire, dat thou mayest be rich; n' white raiment, dat thou mayest be clothed, n' dat da shame o' thy nakednizz do not appear; n' anoint thine eyes wit' eyesalve, dat thou mayest peep. [19] as shitload o' as i ludd, i rebuke n' chasten: be zealous therefore, n' repent. [20] behold, i stand at da door, n' knock: if any thug hea my fuckin' voice, n' open da door, i gotta come in ta his ass, n' gotta sup wit' his ass, n' dude wit' me. [21] ta his ass dat overcometh gotta i grant ta sit wit' me in my fuckin' throne, even as i also overcame, n' be set down wit' my fuckin' fatha in his muthafuckin' throne. [22] dude dat hath an ear, let his ass hea What the fuck da spirit saith unto da churches. rev. 4
  26. [1] afta dis i looked, n', behold, a door was opened in heaven: n' da first voice which i heard was as dat shit were o' a trumpet talkin' wit' me; which said, come the fuck up hither, n' i gotta shew thee things which must be hereafta. [2] n' immediately i was in da spirit: n', behold, a throne was set in heaven, n' one sat on da throne. [3] n' dude dat sat was ta look upon like a jaspa n' a sardine stone: n' there was a rainbow round 'bout da throne, in sight like unto an emerald. [4] n' round 'bout da throne were four n' twenty seats: n' upon da seats i saw four n' twenty elders sitting, clothed in white raiment; n' they had on their muthafuckin' heads crowns o' gold. [5] n' out o' da throne proceeded lightnings n' thunderings n' voices: n' there were seven lamps o' fire burnin' before da throne, which r' da seven spirits o' dogg. [6] n' before da throne there was a sea o' glass like unto crystal: n' in da midst o' da throne, n' round 'bout da throne, were four beasts full o' eyes before n' behind. [7] n' da first beast was like a lion, n' da second beast like a calf, n' da third beast had a face as a thug, n' da fourth beast was like a flyin' eagle. [8] n' da four beasts had each o' 'em six wings 'bout his ass; n' they were full o' eyes within: n' they rest not day n' night, saying, holy, holy, holy, lord dogg almighty, which was, n' be, n' be ta come. [9] n' When the fuck dem beasts give glory n' honour n' thanks ta his ass dat sat on da throne, Who the fuck liveth fo' eva n' ever,
  27. [10] da four n' twenty elders fall down before his ass dat sat on da throne, n' worship his ass dat liveth fo' eva n' ever, n' cast their muthafuckin' crowns before da throne, saying,
  28. [11] thou art worthy, o lord, ta receive glory n' honour n' power: fo' thou hast created all things, n' fo' thy arousal they r' n' were created. rev. 5
  29. [1] n' i saw in da right hand o' his ass dat sat on da throne a book written within n' on da backside, sealed wit' seven seals. [2] n' i saw a strong angel proclaimin' wit' a loud voice, Who the fuck be worthy ta open da book, n' ta loose da seals thereof?
  30. [3] n' no thug in heaven, nor in earth, neitha unda da earth, was able ta open da book, neitha ta look thereon. [4] n' i wept much, bcuz' no thug was found worthy ta open n' ta read da book, neitha ta look thereon. [5] n' one o' da elders saith unto me, weep not: behold, da lion o' da tribe o' juda, da root o' david, hath prevailed ta open da book, n' ta loose da seven seals thereof. [6] n' i beheld, n', lo, in da midst o' da throne n' o' da four beasts, n' in da midst o' da elders, stood a lamb as dat shit had been slain, havin' seven horns n' seven eyes, which r' da seven spirits o' dogg sent forth da fuck into all da earth. [7] n' dude came n' took da book out o' da right hand o' his ass dat sat upon da throne. [8] n' When the fuck dude had taken da book, da four beasts n' four n' twenty elders fell down before da lamb, havin' every one o' 'em harps, n' golden vials full o' odours, which r' da prayers o' saints. [9] n' they sung a new song, saying, thou art worthy ta take da book, n' ta open da seals thereof: fo' thou wast slain, n' hast redeemed us ta dogg by thy blood out o' every kindred, n' tongue, n' people, n' nation;
  31. [10] n' hast made us unto our dogg kings n' priests: n' we shall reign on da earth. [11] n' i beheld, n' i heard da voice o' shitload o' angels round 'bout da throne n' da beasts n' da elders: n' da numba o' 'em was ten thousand times ten thousand, n' thousands o' thousands;
  32. [12] sayin' wit' a loud voice, worthy be da lamb dat was slain ta receive power, n' riches, n' wisdom, n' strength, n' honour, n' glory, n' blessin'. [13] n' every creature which be in heaven, n' on da earth, n' unda da earth, n' such as r' in da sea, n' all dat r' in 'em, heard i saying, blessing, n' honour, n' glory, n' power, be unto his ass dat sitteth upon da throne, n' unto da lamb fo' eva n' eva. [14] n' da four beasts said, athugs. n' da four n' twenty elders fell down n' worshipped his ass dat liveth fo' eva n' eva. rev. 6
  33. [1] n' i saw When the fuck da lamb opened one o' da seals, n' i heard, as dat shit were da noise o' thunder, one o' da four beasts saying, come n' peep. [2] n' i saw, n' behold a white horse: n' dude dat sat on his ass had a bow; n' a crown was given unto his ass: n' dude went forth conquering, n' ta conqua. [3] n' When the fuck dude had opened da second seal, i heard da second beast say, come n' peep. [4] n' there went out anotha horse dat was red: n' powa was given ta his ass dat sat thereon ta take peace from da earth, n' dat they should fuck one another: n' there was given unto his ass a great sword. [5] n' When the fuck dude had opened da third seal, i heard da third beast say, come n' peep. n' i beheld, n' lo a black horse; n' dude dat sat on his ass had a pair o' balances in his muthafuckin' hand. [6] n' i heard a voice in da midst o' da four beasts say, a measure o' wheat fo' a penny, n' three measures o' barley fo' a penny; n' peep thou hurt not da oil n' da wine. [7] n' When the fuck dude had opened da fourth seal, i heard da voice o' da fourth beast say, come n' peep. [8] n' i looked, n' behold a pale horse: n' his muthafuckin' name dat sat on his ass was dirtnap, n' hell followed wit' his ass. n' powa was given unto 'em ova da fourth part o' da earth, ta fuck wit' sword, n' wit' hunger, n' wit' dirtnap, n' wit' da beasts o' da earth. [9] n' When the fuck dude had opened da fifth seal, i saw unda da alta da souls o' 'em dat were slain fo' da word o' dogg, n' fo' da testimony which they held:
  34. [10] n' they cried wit' a loud voice, saying, how tha fuck long, o lord, holy n' Fo' realz, dost thou not judge n' avenge our blood on 'em dat dwell on da earth?
  35. [11] n' white robes were given unto every one o' 'em; n' dat shit was said unto 'em, dat they should rest yet fo' a lil' season, until their muthafuckin' fellowservants also n' their muthafuckin' brethren, dat should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled. [12] n' i beheld When the fuck dude had opened da sixth seal, n', lo, there was a great earthquake; n' da sun became black as sackcloth o' hair, n' da moon became as blood;
  36. [13] n' da stars o' heaven fell unto da earth, even as a fig tree casteth her asshole untimely figs, When the fuck biatch be shaken o' a mighty wind. [14] n' da heaven departed as a scroll When the fuck dat shit be rolled together; n' every mountain n' island were moved out o' their muthafuckin' places. [15] n' da kings o' da earth, n' da great thugs, n' da rich thugs, n' da chief captains, n' da mighty thugs, n' every bondman, n' every free thug, hid themselves in da dens n' in da rocks o' da mountains;
  37. [16] n' said ta da mountains n' rocks, fall on us, n' hide us from da face o' his ass dat sitteth on da throne, n' from da wrath o' da lamb:
  38. [17] fo' da great day o' his muthafuckin' wrath be come; n' Who the fuck shall be able ta stand?
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  40. rev. 7
  41. [1] n' afta dem things i saw four angels standin' on da four corners o' da earth, holdin' da four winds o' da earth, dat da wind should not blow on da earth, nor on da sea, nor on any tree. [2] n' i saw anotha angel ascendin' from da east, havin' da seal o' da livin' dogg: n' dude cried wit' a loud voice ta da four angels, ta whom dat shit was given ta hurt da earth n' da sea,
  42. [3] saying, hurt not da earth, neitha da sea, nor da trees, till we have sealed da servants o' our dogg in their muthafuckin' foreheads. [4] n' i heard da numba o' 'em which were sealed: n' there were sealed an hundred n' forty n' four thousand o' all da tribes o' da children o' israel. [5] o' da tribe o' juda were sealed twelve thousand. o' da tribe o' reuben were sealed twelve thousand. o' da tribe o' gad were sealed twelve thousand. [6] o' da tribe o' asa were sealed twelve thousand. o' da tribe o' nepthalim were sealed twelve thousand. o' da tribe o' manasses were sealed twelve thousand. [7] o' da tribe o' simeon were sealed twelve thousand. o' da tribe o' levi were sealed twelve thousand. o' da tribe o' issacha were sealed twelve thousand. [8] o' da tribe o' zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. o' da tribe o' joseph were sealed twelve thousand. o' da tribe o' benjamin were sealed twelve thousand. [9] afta dis i beheld, n', lo, a great multitude, which no thug could number, o' all nations, n' kindreds, n' people, n' tongues, stood before da throne, n' before da lamb, clothed wit' white robes, n' palms in their muthafuckin' hands;
  43. [10] n' cried wit' a loud voice, saying, salvation ta our dogg which sitteth upon da throne, n' unto da lamb. [11] n' all da angels stood round 'bout da throne, n' 'bout da elders n' da four beasts, n' fell before da throne on their muthafuckin' faces, n' worshipped dogg,
  44. [12] saying, amen: blessing, n' glory, n' wisdom, n' thanksgiving, n' honour, n' power, n' might, be unto our dogg fo' eva n' eva. athugs. [13] n' one o' da elders answered, sayin' unto me, What the fuck r' dem which r' arrayed in white robes? n' whence came they?
  45. [14] n' i said unto his ass, sir, thou knowest. n' dude said ta me, dem r' they which came out o' great tribulation, n' have washed their muthafuckin' robes, n' made 'em white in da blood o' da lamb. [15] therefore r' they before da throne o' dogg, n' serve his ass day n' night in his muthafuckin' temple: n' dude dat sitteth on da throne shall dwell among 'em. [16] they shall hunga no mo', neitha thirst any mo'; neitha shall da sun light on 'em, nor any heat. [17] fo' da lamb which be in da midst o' da throne shall feed 'em, n' shall lead 'em unto livin' fountains o' waters: n' dogg shall wipe away all tears from their muthafuckin' eyes. rev. 8
  46. [1] n' When the fuck dude had opened da seventh seal, there was silence in heaven 'bout da space o' half an hour. [2] n' i saw da seven angels which stood before dogg; n' ta 'em were given seven trumpets. [3] n' anotha angel came n' stood at da altar, havin' a golden censer; n' there was given unto his ass much incense, dat dude should offa dat shit wit' da prayers o' all saints upon da golden alta which was before da throne. [4] n' da smoke o' da incense, which came wit' da prayers o' da saints, ascended the fuck up before dogg out o' da angelz hand. [5] n' da angel took da censer, n' filled dat shit wit' fire o' da altar, n' cast dat shit da fuck into da earth: n' there were voices, n' thunderings, n' lightnings, n' an earthquake. [6] n' da seven angels which had da seven trumpets prepared themselves ta sound. [7] da first angel sounded, n' there followed hail n' fire mingled wit' blood, n' they were cast upon da earth: n' da third part o' trees was burnt the fuck up, n' all green grass was burnt the fuck up. [8] n' da second angel sounded, n' as dat shit were a great mountain burnin' wit' fire was cast da fuck into da sea: n' da third part o' da sea became blood;
  47. [9] n' da third part o' da creatures which were in da sea, n' had life, died; n' da third part o' da ships were destroyed. [10] n' da third angel sounded, n' there fell a great sta from heaven, burnin' as dat shit were a lamp, n' dat shit fell upon da third part o' da rivers, n' upon da fountains o' waters;
  48. [11] n' da name o' da sta be called wormwood: n' da third part o' da waters became wormwood; n' shitload o' thugs died o' da waters, bcuz' they were made bitta. [12] n' da fourth angel sounded, n' da third part o' da sun was smitten, n' da third part o' da moon, n' da third part o' da stars; so as da third part o' 'em was darkened, n' da day shone not fo' a third part o' dat shit, n' da night likewise. [13] n' i beheld, n' heard an angel flyin' through da midst o' heaven, sayin' wit' a loud voice, woe, woe, woe, ta da inhabiters o' da earth by reason o' da otha voices o' da trumpet o' da three angels, which r' yet ta sound!
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  50. rev. 9
  51. [1] n' da fifth angel sounded, n' i saw a sta fall from heaven unto da earth: n' ta his ass was given da key o' da bottomless pit. [2] n' dude opened da bottomless pit; n' there arose a smoke out o' da pit, as da smoke o' a great furnace; n' da sun n' da air were darkened by reason o' da smoke o' da pit. [3] n' there came out o' da smoke locusts upon da earth: n' unto 'em was given power, as da scorpions o' da earth have powa. [4] n' dat shit was commanded 'em dat they should not hurt da grass o' da earth, neitha any green thang, neitha any tree; N' therez Ain't nuthin' but only dem thugs which have not da seal o' dogg in their muthafuckin' foreheads. [5] n' ta 'em dat shit was given dat they should not fuck 'em, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dat they should be tormented five months: n' their muthafuckin' torment was as da torment o' a scorpion, When the fuck dude striketh a thug. [6] n' in dem days shall thugs seek dirtnap, n' shall not find dat shit; n' shall desire ta die, n' dirtnap shall flee from 'em. [7] n' da shapes o' da locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; n' on their muthafuckin' heads were as dat shit were crowns like gold, n' their muthafuckin' faces were as da faces o' thugs. [8] n' they had hair as da hair o' biatches, n' their muthafuckin' teeth were as da teeth o' lions. [9] n' they had breastplates, as dat shit were breastplates o' iron; n' da sound o' their muthafuckin' wings was as da sound o' chariots o' shitload o' horses runnin' ta battle. [10] n' they had tails like unto scorpions, n' there were stings in their muthafuckin' tails: n' their muthafuckin' powa was ta hurt thugs five months. [11] n' they had a mackdaddy ova 'em, which be da angel o' da bottomless pit, whose name in da hebrew tongue be abaddon, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but in da greek tongue hath his muthafuckin' name apollyon. [12] one woe be past; n', behold, there come two woes mo' hereafta. [13] n' da sixth angel sounded, n' i heard a voice from da four horns o' da golden alta which be before dogg,
  52. [14] sayin' ta da sixth angel which had da trumpet, loose da four angels which r' bound in da great riva euphrates. [15] n' da four angels were loosed, which were prepared fo' an hour, n' a day, n' a month, n' a year, fo' ta slay da third part o' thugs. [16] n' da numba o' da army o' da horsethugs were two hundred thousand thousand: n' i heard da numba o' 'em. [17] n' thus i saw da horses in da vision, n' 'em dat sat on 'em, havin' breastplates o' fire, n' o' jacinth, n' brimstone: n' da heads o' da horses were as da heads o' lions; n' out o' their muthafuckin' mouths issued fire n' smoke n' brimstone. [18] by dem three was da third part o' thugs killed, by da fire, n' by da smoke, n' by da brimstone, which issued out o' their muthafuckin' mouths. [19] fo' their muthafuckin' powa be in their muthafuckin' mouth, n' in their muthafuckin' tails: fo' their muthafuckin' tails were like unto serpents, n' had heads, n' wit' 'em they do hurt. [20] n' da rest o' da thugs which were not killed by dem plagues yet repented not o' da works o' their muthafuckin' hands, dat they should not worship devils, n' idols o' gold, n' silver, n' brass, n' stone, n' o' wood: which neitha can peep, nor hear, nor walk:
  53. [21] neitha repented they o' their muthafuckin' murders, nor o' their muthafuckin' sorceries, nor o' their muthafuckin' fornication, nor o' their muthafuckin' thefts. rev. 10
  54. [1] n' i saw anotha mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed wit' a cloud: n' a rainbow was upon his muthafuckin' head, n' his muthafuckin' face was as dat shit were da sun, n' his muthafuckin' feet as pillars o' fire:
  55. [2] n' dude had in his muthafuckin' hand a lil' book open: n' dude set his muthafuckin' right foot upon da sea, n' his muthafuckin' left foot on da earth,
  56. [3] n' cried wit' a loud voice, as When the fuck a lion roareth: n' When the fuck dude had cried, seven thunders uttered their muthafuckin' voices. [4] n' When the fuck da seven thunders had uttered their muthafuckin' voices, i was 'bout ta write: n' i heard a voice from heaven sayin' unto me, seal the fuck up dem things which da seven thunders uttered, n' write 'em not. [5] n' da angel which i saw stand upon da sea n' upon da earth lifted the fuck up his muthafuckin' hand ta heaven,
  57. [6] n' sware by his ass dat liveth fo' eva n' ever, Who the fuck created heaven, n' da things dat therein r', n' da earth, n' da things dat therein r', n' da sea, n' da things which r' therein, dat there should be time no longer:
  58. [7] N' therez Ain't nuthin' but in da days o' da voice o' da seventh angel, When the fuck dude shall begin ta sound, da mystery o' dogg should be finished, as dude hath declared ta his muthafuckin' servants da prophets. [8] n' da voice which i heard from heaven spake unto me again, n' said, git n' take da lil' book which be open in da hand o' da angel which standeth upon da sea n' upon da earth. [9] n' i went unto da angel, n' said unto his ass, give me da lil' book. n' dude said unto me, take dat shit, n' smoke dat shit the fuck up; n' dat shit shall make thy belly bitter, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dat shit shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey. [10] n' i took da lil' book out o' da angelz hand, n' ate dat shit the fuck up; n' dat shit was in my fuckin' mouth sweet as honey: n' as soon as i had eaten dat shit, my fuckin' belly was bitta. [11] n' dude said unto me, thou must prophesy again before shitload o' peoples, n' nations, n' tongues, n' kings. rev. 11
  59. [1] n' there was given me a reed like unto a rod: n' da angel stood, saying, rise, n' measure da temple o' dogg, n' da altar, n' 'em dat worship therein. [2] N' therez Ain't nuthin' but da court which be without da temple leave out, n' measure dat shit not; fo' dat shit be given unto da gentiles: n' da holy city shall they tread unda foot forty n' two months. [3] n' i gotta give powa unto my fuckin' two witnesses, n' they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred n' threescore days, clothed in sackcloth. [4] dem r' da two olive trees, n' da two candlesticks standin' before da dogg o' da earth. [5] n' if any thug gotta hurt 'em, fire proceedeth out o' their muthafuckin' mouth, n' devoureth their muthafuckin' enemies: n' if any thug gotta hurt 'em, dude must in dis manna be killed. [6] dem have powa ta shut heaven, dat dat shit rain not in da days o' their muthafuckin' prophecy: n' have powa ova waters ta turn 'em ta blood, n' ta smite da earth wit' all plagues, as often as they gotta. [7] n' When the fuck they shall have finished their muthafuckin' testimony, da beast dat ascendeth out o' da bottomless pit shall make wa against 'em, n' shall overcome 'em, n' fuck 'em. [8] n' their muthafuckin' dead bodies shall lie in da street o' da great city, which spiritually be called sodom n' egypt, Where the fuck also our lord was crucified. [9] n' they o' da people n' kindreds n' tongues n' nations shall peep their muthafuckin' dead bodies three days n' an half, n' shall not suffa their muthafuckin' dead bodies ta be put in graves. [10] n' they dat dwell upon da earth shall rejoice ova 'em, n' make merry, n' shall send gifts one ta another; bcuz' dem two prophets tormented 'em dat dwelt on da earth. [11] n' afta three days n' an half da spirit o' life from dogg entered da fuck into 'em, n' they stood upon their muthafuckin' feet; n' great fea fell upon 'em which saw 'em. [12] n' they heard a great voice from heaven sayin' unto 'em, come the fuck up hitha. n' they ascended the fuck up ta heaven in a cloud; n' their muthafuckin' enemies beheld 'em. [13] n' da same hour was there a great earthquake, n' da tenth part o' da city fell, n' in da earthquake were slain o' thugs seven thousand: n' da remnant were affrighted, n' gave glory ta da dogg o' heaven. [14] da second woe be past; n', behold, da third woe cometh quickly. [15] n' da seventh angel sounded; n' there were great voices in heaven, saying, da mackdaddydoms o' dis ghetto r' become da mackdaddydoms o' our lord, n' o' his muthafuckin' christ; n' dude shall reign fo' eva n' eva. [16] n' da four n' twenty elders, which sat before dogg on their muthafuckin' seats, fell upon their muthafuckin' faces, n' worshipped dogg,
  60. [17] saying, we give thee thanks, o lord dogg almighty, which art, n' wast, n' art ta come; bcuz' thou hast taken ta thee thy great power, n' hast reigned. [18] n' da nations were angry, n' thy wrath be come, n' da time o' da dead, dat they should be judged, n' dat thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants da prophets, n' ta da saints, n' 'em dat fea thy name, small n' great; n' shouldest destroy 'em which destroy da earth. [19] n' da temple o' dogg was opened in heaven, n' there was peep in his muthafuckin' temple da ark o' his muthafuckin' testament: n' there were lightnings, n' voices, n' thunderings, n' an earthquake, n' great hail. rev. 12
  61. [1] n' there appeared a great wonda in heaven; a whore clothed wit' da sun, n' da moon unda her asshole feet, n' upon her asshole head a crown o' twelve stars:
  62. [2] n' biatch bein' wit' child cried, travailin' in birth, n' pained ta be delivered. [3] n' there appeared anotha wonda in heaven; n' behold a great red dragon, havin' seven heads n' ten horns, n' seven crowns upon his muthafuckin' heads. [4] n' his muthafuckin' tail drew da third part o' da stars o' heaven, n' did cast 'em ta da earth: n' da dragon stood before da whore which was ready ta be delivered, fo' ta devour her asshole child as soon as dat shit was born. [5] n' biatch brought forth a thug child, Who the fuck was ta rule all nations wit' a rod o' iron: n' her asshole child was caught the fuck up unto dogg, n' ta his muthafuckin' throne. [6] n' da whore fled da fuck into da wilderness, Where the fuck biatch hath a place prepared o' dogg, dat they should feed her asshole there a thousand two hundred n' threescore days. [7] n' there was wa in heaven: michael n' his muthafuckin' angels fought against da dragon; n' da dragon fought n' his muthafuckin' angels,
  63. [8] n' prevailed not; neitha was their muthafuckin' place found any mo' in heaven. [9] n' da great dragon was cast out, dat old serpent, called da devil, n' satan, which deceiveth da whole ghetto: dude was cast out da fuck into da earth, n' his muthafuckin' angels were cast out wit' his ass. [10] n' i heard a loud voice sayin' in heaven, naw be come salvation, n' strength, n' da mackdaddydom o' our dogg, n' da powa o' his muthafuckin' christ: fo' da accusa o' our brethren be cast down, which accused 'em before our dogg day n' night. [11] n' they overcame his ass by da blood o' da lamb, n' by da word o' their muthafuckin' testimony; n' they loved not their muthafuckin' lives unto da dirtnap. [12] therefore rejoice, ye heavens, n' ye dat dwell in 'em. woe ta da inhabiters o' da earth n' o' da sea! fo' da devil be come down unto yo', havin' great wrath, bcuz' dude knoweth dat dude hath N' therez Ain't nuthin' but a short time. [13] n' When the fuck da dragon saw dat dude was cast unto da earth, dude persecuted da whore which brought forth da thug child. [14] n' ta da whore were given two wings o' a great eagle, dat biatch might fly da fuck into da wilderness, da fuck into her asshole place, Where the fuck biatch be nourished fo' a time, n' times, n' half a time, from da face o' da serpent. [15] n' da serpent cast out o' his muthafuckin' mouth wata as a flood afta da whore, dat dude might cause her asshole ta be carried away o' da flood. [16] n' da earth helped da whore, n' da earth opened her asshole mouth, n' swallowed the fuck up da flood which da dragon cast out o' his muthafuckin' mouth. [17] n' da dragon was wroth wit' da whore, n' went ta make wa wit' da remnant o' her asshole seed, which keep da commandments o' dogg, n' have da testimony o' jesus christ. rev. 13
  64. [1] n' i stood upon da sand o' da sea, n' saw a beast rise the fuck up out o' da sea, havin' seven heads n' ten horns, n' upon his muthafuckin' horns ten crowns, n' upon his muthafuckin' heads da name o' blasphemy. [2] n' da beast which i saw was like unto a leopard, n' his muthafuckin' feet were as da feet o' a bear, n' his muthafuckin' mouth as da mouth o' a lion: n' da dragon gave his ass his muthafuckin' power, n' his muthafuckin' seat, n' great authority. [3] n' i saw one o' his muthafuckin' heads as dat shit were wounded ta dirtnap; n' his muthafuckin' deadly wound was healed: n' all da ghetto wondered afta da beast. [4] n' they worshipped da dragon which gave powa unto da beast: n' they worshipped da beast, saying, Who the fuck be like unto da beast? Who the fuck be able ta make wa wit' his ass?
  65. [5] n' there was given unto his ass a mouth speakin' great things n' blasphemies; n' powa was given unto his ass ta continue forty n' two months. [6] n' dude opened his muthafuckin' mouth in blasphemy against dogg, ta blaspheme his muthafuckin' name, n' his muthafuckin' tabernacle, n' 'em dat dwell in heaven. [7] n' dat shit was given unto his ass ta make wa wit' da saints, n' ta overcome 'em: n' powa was given his ass ova all kindreds, n' tongues, n' nations. [8] n' all dat dwell upon da earth shall worship his ass, whose names r' not written in da book o' life o' da lamb slain from da foundation o' da ghetto. [9] if any thug have an ear, let his ass hea. [10] dude dat leadeth da fuck into captivity shall git da fuck into captivity: dude dat killeth wit' da sword must be killed wit' da sword. here be da patience n' da faith o' da saints. [11] n' i beheld anotha beast comin' the fuck up out o' da earth; n' dude had two horns like a lamb, n' dude spake as a dragon. [12] n' dude exerciseth all da powa o' da first beast before his ass, n' causeth da earth n' 'em which dwell therein ta worship da first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. [13] n' dude doeth great wonders, so dat dude maketh fire come down from heaven on da earth in da sight o' thugs,
  66. [14] n' deceiveth 'em dat dwell on da earth by da means o' dem miracles which dude had powa ta do in da sight o' da beast; sayin' ta 'em dat dwell on da earth, dat they should make an image ta da beast, which had da wound by a sword, n' did live. [15] n' dude had powa ta give life unto da image o' da beast, dat da image o' da beast should both speak, n' cause dat as shitload o' as would not worship da image o' da beast should be killed. [16] n' dude causeth all, both small n' great, rich n' poor, free n' bond, ta receive a mark in their muthafuckin' right hand, or in their muthafuckin' foreheads:
  67. [17] n' dat no thug might buy or sell, save dude dat had da mark, or da name o' da beast, or da numba o' his muthafuckin' name. [18] here be wisdom. let his ass dat hath understandin' count da numba o' da beast: fo' dat shit be da numba o' a thug; n' his muthafuckin' numba be six hundred threescore n' six. rev. 14
  68. [1] n' i looked, n', lo, a lamb stood on da mount sion, n' wit' his ass an hundred forty n' four thousand, havin' his muthafuckin' fathaz name written in their muthafuckin' foreheads. [2] n' i heard a voice from heaven, as da voice o' shitload o' waters, n' as da voice o' a great thunder: n' i heard da voice o' harpers harpin' wit' their muthafuckin' harps:
  69. [3] n' they sung as dat shit were a new song before da throne, n' before da four beasts, n' da elders: n' no thug could learn dat song N' therez Ain't nuthin' but da hundred n' forty n' four thousand, which were redeemed from da earth. [4] dem r' they which were not defiled wit' biatches; fo' they r' virgins. dem r' they which follow da lamb whithersoeva dude goeth. dem were redeemed from among thugs, bein' da firstfruits unto dogg n' ta da lamb. [5] n' in their muthafuckin' mouth was found no guile: fo' they r' without fault before da throne o' dogg. [6] n' i saw anotha angel fly in da midst o' heaven, havin' da everlastin' gospel ta preach unto 'em dat dwell on da earth, n' ta every nation, n' kindred, n' tongue, n' people,
  70. [7] sayin' wit' a loud voice, fea dogg, n' give glory ta his ass; fo' da hour o' his muthafuckin' judgment be come: n' worship his ass dat made heaven, n' earth, n' da sea, n' da fountains o' waters. [8] n' there followed anotha angel, saying, babylon be fallen, be fallen, dat great city, bcuz' biatch made all nations drink o' da wine o' da wrath o' her asshole fornication. [9] n' da third angel followed 'em, sayin' wit' a loud voice, if any thug worship da beast n' his muthafuckin' image, n' receive his muthafuckin' mark in his muthafuckin' forehead, or in his muthafuckin' hand,
  71. [10] da same shall drink o' da wine o' da wrath o' dogg, which be poured out without mixture da fuck into da cup o' his muthafuckin' indignation; n' dude shall be tormented wit' fire n' brimstone in da presence o' da holy angels, n' in da presence o' da lamb:
  72. [11] n' da smoke o' their muthafuckin' torment ascendeth the fuck up fo' eva n' ever: n' they have no rest day nor night, Who the fuck worship da beast n' his muthafuckin' image, n' whosoeva receiveth da mark o' his muthafuckin' name. [12] here be da patience o' da saints: here r' they dat keep da commandments o' dogg, n' da faith o' jesus. [13] n' i heard a voice from heaven sayin' unto me, write, blessed r' da dead which die in da lord from henceforth: yea, saith da spirit, dat they may rest from their muthafuckin' labours; n' their muthafuckin' works do follow 'em. [14] n' i looked, n' behold a white cloud, n' upon da cloud one sat like unto da son o' thug, havin' on his muthafuckin' head a golden crown, n' in his muthafuckin' hand a sharp sickle. [15] n' anotha angel came out o' da temple, cryin' wit' a loud voice ta his ass dat sat on da cloud, thrust in thy sickle, n' reap: fo' da time be come fo' thee ta reap; fo' da harvest o' da earth be ripe. [16] n' dude dat sat on da cloud thrust in his muthafuckin' sickle on da earth; n' da earth was reaped. [17] n' anotha angel came out o' da temple which be in heaven, dude also havin' a sharp sickle. [18] n' anotha angel came out from da altar, which had powa ova fire; n' cried wit' a loud cry ta his ass dat had da sharp sickle, saying, thrust in thy sharp sickle, n' gatha da clusters o' da vine o' da earth; fo' her asshole grapes r' fully ripe. [19] n' da angel thrust in his muthafuckin' sickle da fuck into da earth, n' gathered da vine o' da earth, n' cast dat shit da fuck into da great winepress o' da wrath o' dogg. [20] n' da winepress was trodden without da city, n' blood came out o' da winepress, even unto da horse bridles, by da space o' a thousand n' six hundred furlongs. rev. 15
  73. [1] n' i saw anotha sign in heaven, great n' marvellous, seven angels havin' da seven last plagues; fo' in 'em be filled the fuck up da wrath o' dogg. [2] n' i saw as dat shit were a sea o' glass mingled wit' fire: n' 'em dat had gotten da victory ova da beast, n' ova his muthafuckin' image, n' ova his muthafuckin' mark, n' ova da numba o' his muthafuckin' name, stand on da sea o' glass, havin' da harps o' dogg. [3] n' they rap da song o' moses da servant o' dogg, n' da song o' da lamb, saying, great n' marvellous r' thy works, lord dogg almighty; just n' Fo' realz r' thy ways, thou mackdaddy o' saints. [4] Who the fuck shall not fea thee, o lord, n' glorify thy name? fo' thou only art holy: fo' all nations shall come n' worship before thee; fo' thy judgments r' made manifest. [5] n' afta dat i looked, n', behold, da temple o' da tabernacle o' da testimony in heaven was opened:
  74. [6] n' da seven angels came out o' da temple, havin' da seven plagues, clothed in pure n' white linen, n' havin' their muthafuckin' breasts girded wit' golden girdles. [7] n' one o' da four beasts gave unto da seven angels seven golden vials full o' da wrath o' dogg, Who the fuck liveth fo' eva n' eva. [8] n' da temple was filled wit' smoke from da glory o' dogg, n' from his muthafuckin' power; n' no thug was able ta enta da fuck into da temple, till da seven plagues o' da seven angels were fulfilled. rev. 16
  75. [1] n' i heard a great voice out o' da temple sayin' ta da seven angels, git yo' goddamn ways, n' pour out da vials o' da wrath o' dogg upon da earth. [2] n' da first went, n' poured out his muthafuckin' vial upon da earth; n' there fell a noisome n' grievous sore upon da thugs which had da mark o' da beast, n' upon 'em which worshipped his muthafuckin' image. [3] n' da second angel poured out his muthafuckin' vial upon da sea; n' dat shit became as da blood o' a dead thug: n' every livin' soul died in da sea. [4] n' da third angel poured out his muthafuckin' vial upon da rivers n' fountains o' waters; n' they became blood. [5] n' i heard da angel o' da waters say, thou art righteous, o lord, which art, n' wast, n' shalt be, bcuz' thou hast judged thus. [6] fo' they have shed da blood o' saints n' prophets, n' thou hast given 'em blood ta drink; fo' they r' worthy. [7] n' i heard anotha out o' da alta say, even so, lord dogg almighty, Fo' realz n' righteous r' thy judgments. [8] n' da fourth angel poured out his muthafuckin' vial upon da sun; n' powa was given unto his ass ta scorch thugs wit' fire. [9] n' thugs were scorched wit' great heat, n' blasphemed da name o' dogg, which hath powa ova dem plagues: n' they repented not ta give his ass glory. [10] n' da fifth angel poured out his muthafuckin' vial upon da seat o' da beast; n' his muthafuckin' mackdaddydom was full o' darkness; n' they gnawed their muthafuckin' tongues fo' pain,
  76. [11] n' blasphemed da dogg o' heaven bcuz' o' their muthafuckin' pains n' their muthafuckin' sores, n' repented not o' their muthafuckin' deeds. [12] n' da sixth angel poured out his muthafuckin' vial upon da great riva euphrates; n' da wata thereof was dried the fuck up, dat da way o' da kings o' da east might be prepared. [13] n' i saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out o' da mouth o' da dragon, n' out o' da mouth o' da beast, n' out o' da mouth o' da false prophet. [14] fo' they r' da spirits o' devils, workin' miracles, which git forth unto da kings o' da earth n' o' da whole ghetto, ta gatha 'em ta da battle o' dat great day o' dogg almighty. [15] behold, i come as a thief. blessed be dude dat watcheth, n' keepeth his muthafuckin' garments, lest dude walk naked, n' they peep his muthafuckin' shame. [16] n' dude gathered 'em togetha da fuck into a place called in da hebrew tongue armageddon. [17] n' da seventh angel poured out his muthafuckin' vial da fuck into da air; n' there came a great voice out o' da temple o' heaven, from da throne, saying, dat shit be done. [18] n' there were voices, n' thunders, n' lightnings; n' there was a great earthquake, such as was not since thugs were upon da earth, so mighty an earthquake, n' so great. [19] n' da great city was divided da fuck into three parts, n' da cities o' da nations fell: n' great babylon came in remembrance before dogg, ta give unto her asshole da cup o' da wine o' da fiercenizz o' his muthafuckin' wrath. [20] n' every island fled away, n' da mountains were not found. [21] n' there fell upon thugs a great hail out o' heaven, every stone 'bout da weight o' a talent: n' thugs blasphemed dogg bcuz' o' da plague o' da hail; fo' da plague thereof was exceedin' great. rev. 17
  77. [1] n' there came one o' da seven angels which had da seven vials, n' talked wit' me, sayin' unto me, come hither; i gotta shew unto thee da judgment o' da great whore dat sitteth upon shitload o' waters:
  78. [2] wit' whom da kings o' da earth have committed fornication, n' da inhabitants o' da earth have been made drunk wit' da wine o' her asshole fornication. [3] so dude carried me away in da spirit da fuck into da wilderness: n' i saw a whore sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full o' names o' blasphemy, havin' seven heads n' ten horns. [4] n' da whore was arrayed in purple n' scarlet colour, n' decked wit' gold n' precious stones n' pearls, havin' a golden cup in her asshole hand full o' abominations n' filthinizz o' her asshole fornication:
  79. [5] n' upon her asshole forehead was a name written, mystery, babylon da great, da mutha o' harlots n' abominations o' da earth. [6] n' i saw da whore drunken wit' da blood o' da saints, n' wit' da blood o' da martyrs o' jesus: n' When the fuck i saw her asshole, i wondered wit' great admiration. [7] n' da angel said unto me, wherefore didst thou marvel? i gotta tell thee da mystery o' da whore, n' o' da beast dat carrieth her asshole, which hath da seven heads n' ten horns. [8] da beast dat thou sawest was, n' be not; n' shall ascend out o' da bottomless pit, n' git da fuck into perdition: n' they dat dwell on da earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in da book o' life from da foundation o' da ghetto, When the fuck they behold da beast dat was, n' be not, n' yet be. [9] n' here be da mind which hath wisdom. da seven heads r' seven mountains, on which da whore sitteth. [10] n' there r' seven kings: five r' fallen, n' one be, n' da otha be not yet come; n' When the fuck dude cometh, dude must continue a short space. [11] n' da beast dat was, n' be not, even dude be da eighth, n' be o' da seven, n' goeth da fuck into perdition. [12] n' da ten horns which thou sawest r' ten kings, which have received no mackdaddydom as yet; N' therez Ain't nuthin' but receive powa as kings one hour wit' da beast. [13] dem have one mind, n' shall give their muthafuckin' powa n' strength unto da beast. [14] dem shall make wa wit' da lamb, n' da lamb shall overcome 'em: fo' dude be lord o' lords, n' mackdaddy o' kings: n' they dat r' wit' his ass r' called, n' chosen, n' faithful. [15] n' dude saith unto me, da waters which thou sawest, Where the fuck da whore sitteth, r' peoples, n' multitudes, n' nations, n' tongues. [16] n' da ten horns which thou sawest upon da beast, dem shall hate da whore, n' shall make her asshole desolate n' naked, n' shall smoke her asshole flesh, n' burn her asshole wit' fire. [17] fo' dogg hath put in their muthafuckin' hearts ta fulfil his muthafuckin' gotta, n' ta agree, n' give their muthafuckin' mackdaddydom unto da beast, until da words o' dogg shall be fulfilled. [18] n' da whore which thou sawest be dat great city, which reigneth ova da kings o' da earth. rev. 18
  80. [1] n' afta dem things i saw anotha angel come down from heaven, havin' great power; n' da earth was lightened wit' his muthafuckin' glory. [2] n' dude cried mightily wit' a strong voice, saying, babylon da great be fallen, be fallen, n' be become da habitation o' devils, n' da hold o' every foul spirit, n' a cage o' every unclean n' hateful bird. [3] fo' all nations have drunk o' da wine o' da wrath o' her asshole fornication, n' da kings o' da earth have committed fornication wit' her asshole, n' da merchants o' da earth r' waxed rich through da abundance o' her asshole delicacies. [4] n' i heard anotha voice from heaven, saying, come out o' her asshole, my fuckin' people, dat ye be not partakers o' her asshole sins, n' dat ye receive not o' her asshole plagues. [5] fo' her asshole sins have reached unto heaven, n' dogg hath remembered her asshole iniquities. [6] reward her asshole even as biatch rewarded yo', n' double unto her asshole double accordin' ta her asshole works: in da cup which biatch hath filled fill ta her asshole double. [7] how tha fuck much biatch hath glorified her dirty ass, n' lived deliciously, so much torment n' sorrow give her asshole: fo' biatch saith in her asshole heart, i sit a biatch, n' be no widow, n' shall peep no sorrow. [8] therefore shall her asshole plagues come in one day, dirtnap, n' mourning, n' famine; n' biatch shall be utterly burned wit' fire: fo' strong be da lord dogg Who the fuck judgeth her asshole. [9] n' da kings o' da earth, Who the fuck have committed fornication n' lived deliciously wit' her asshole, shall bewail her asshole, n' lament fo' her asshole, When the fuck they shall peep da smoke o' her asshole burning,
  81. [10] standin' afa off fo' da fea o' her asshole torment, saying, alas, alas, dat great city babylon, dat mighty city! fo' in one hour be thy judgment come. [11] n' da merchants o' da earth shall weep n' mourn ova her asshole; fo' no thug buyeth their muthafuckin' merchandise any mo':
  82. [12] da merchandise o' gold, n' silver, n' precious stones, n' o' pearls, n' fine linen, n' purple, n' silk, n' scarlet, n' all thyine wood, n' all manna vessels o' ivory, n' all manna vessels o' most precious wood, n' o' brass, n' iron, n' marble,
  83. [13] n' cinnamon, n' odours, n' ointments, n' frankincense, n' wine, n' oil, n' fine flour, n' wheat, n' beasts, n' sheep, n' horses, n' chariots, n' slaves, n' souls o' thugs. [14] n' da fruits dat thy soul lusted afta r' departed from thee, n' all things which were dainty n' goodly r' departed from thee, n' thou shalt find 'em no mo' at all. [15] da merchants o' dem things, which were made rich by her asshole, shall stand afa off fo' da fea o' her asshole torment, weepin' n' wailing,
  84. [16] n' saying, alas, alas, dat great city, dat was clothed in fine linen, n' purple, n' scarlet, n' decked wit' gold, n' precious stones, n' pearls!
  85. [17] fo' in one hour so great riches be come ta nought. n' every shipmaster, n' all da company in ships, n' sailors, n' as shitload o' as trade by sea, stood afa off,
  86. [18] n' cried When the fuck they saw da smoke o' her asshole burning, saying, What the fuck city be like unto dis great city!
  87. [19] n' they cast dust on their muthafuckin' heads, n' cried, weepin' n' wailing, saying, alas, alas, dat great city, wherein were made rich all dat had ships in da sea by reason o' her asshole costliness! fo' in one hour be biatch made desolate. [20] rejoice ova her asshole, thou heaven, n' ye holy apostles n' prophets; fo' dogg hath avenged yo' on her asshole. [21] n' a mighty angel took the fuck up a stone like a great millstone, n' cast dat shit da fuck into da sea, saying, thus wit' violence shall dat great city babylon be thrown down, n' shall be found no mo' at all. [22] n' da voice o' harpers, n' musicians, n' o' pipers, n' trumpeters, shall be heard no mo' at all in thee; n' no craftsman, o' whatsoeva craft dude be, shall be found any mo' in thee; n' da sound o' a millstone shall be heard no mo' at all in thee;
  88. [23] n' da light o' a candle shall shine no mo' at all in thee; n' da voice o' da bridegroom n' o' da bride shall be heard no mo' at all in thee: fo' thy merchants were da great thugs o' da earth; fo' by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. [24] n' in her asshole was found da blood o' prophets, n' o' saints, n' o' all dat were slain upon da earth. rev. 19
  89. [1] n' afta dem things i heard a great voice o' much people in heaven, saying, alleluia; salvation, n' glory, n' honour, n' power, unto da lord our dogg:
  90. [2] fo' Fo' realz n' righteous r' his muthafuckin' judgments: fo' dude hath judged da great whore, which did corrupt da earth wit' her asshole fornication, n' hath avenged da blood o' his muthafuckin' servants at her asshole hand. [3] n' again n' again n' again they said, alleluizzle. n' her asshole smoke rose the fuck up fo' eva n' eva. [4] n' da four n' twenty elders n' da four beasts fell down n' worshipped dogg dat sat on da throne, saying, amen; alleluizzle. [5] n' a voice came out o' da throne, saying, praise our dogg, all ye his muthafuckin' servants, n' ye dat fea his ass, both small n' great. [6] n' i heard as dat shit were da voice o' a great multitude, n' as da voice o' shitload o' waters, n' as da voice o' mighty thunderings, saying, alleluia: fo' da lord dogg omnipotent reigneth. [7] let us be glad n' rejoice, n' give honour ta his ass: fo' da marriage o' da lamb be come, n' his muthafuckin' wife hath made her dirty ass ready. [8] n' ta her asshole was granted dat biatch should be arrayed in fine linen, clean n' white: fo' da fine linen be da righteousnizz o' saints. [9] n' dude saith unto me, write, blessed r' they which r' called unto da marriage suppa o' da lamb. n' dude saith unto me, dem r' da Fo' realz sayings o' dogg. [10] n' i fell at his muthafuckin' feet ta worship his ass. n' dude said unto me, peep thou do dat shit not: i be thy fellowservant, n' o' thy brethren dat have da testimony o' jesus: worship dogg: fo' da testimony o' jesus be da spirit o' prophecy. [11] n' i saw heaven opened, n' behold a white horse; n' dude dat sat upon his ass was called faithful n' Fo' realz, n' in righteousnizz dude doth judge n' make wa. [12] his muthafuckin' eyes were as a flame o' fire, n' on his muthafuckin' head were shitload o' crowns; n' dude had a name written, dat no thug knew, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dude his dirty ass. [13] n' dude was clothed wit' a vesture dipped in blood: n' his muthafuckin' name be called da word o' dogg. [14] n' da armies which were in heaven followed his ass upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white n' clean. [15] n' out o' his muthafuckin' mouth goeth a sharp sword, dat wit' dat shit dude should smite da nations: n' dude shall rule 'em wit' a rod o' iron: n' dude treadeth da winepress o' da fiercenizz n' wrath o' almighty dogg. [16] n' dude hath on his muthafuckin' vesture n' on his muthafuckin' thigh a name written, mackdaddy o' kings, n' lord o' lords. [17] n' i saw an angel standin' in da sun; n' dude cried wit' a loud voice, sayin' ta all da fowls dat fly in da midst o' heaven, come n' gatha yourselves togetha unto da suppa o' da great dogg;
  91. [18] dat ye may smoke da flesh o' kings, n' da flesh o' captains, n' da flesh o' mighty thugs, n' da flesh o' horses, n' o' 'em dat sit on 'em, n' da flesh o' all thugs, both free n' bond, both small n' great. [19] n' i saw da beast, n' da kings o' da earth, n' their muthafuckin' armies, gathered togetha ta make wa against his ass dat sat on da horse, n' against his muthafuckin' army. [20] n' da beast was taken, n' wit' his ass da false prophet dat wrought miracles before his ass, wit' which dude deceived 'em dat had received da mark o' da beast, n' 'em dat worshipped his muthafuckin' image. dem both were cast alive da fuck into a lake o' fire burnin' wit' brimstone. [21] n' da remnant were slain wit' da sword o' his ass dat sat upon da horse, which sword proceeded out o' his muthafuckin' mouth: n' all da fowls were filled wit' their muthafuckin' flesh. rev. 20
  92. [1] n' i saw an angel come down from heaven, havin' da key o' da bottomless pit n' a great chain in his muthafuckin' hand. [2] n' dude laid hold on da dragon, dat old serpent, which be da devil, n' satan, n' bound his ass a thousand years,
  93. [3] n' cast his ass da fuck into da bottomless pit, n' shut his ass the fuck up, n' set a seal upon his ass, dat dude should deceive da nations no mo', till da thousand years should be fulfilled: n' afta dat dude must be loosed a lil' season. [4] n' i saw thrones, n' they sat upon 'em, n' judgment was given unto 'em: n' i saw da souls o' 'em dat were beheaded fo' da witnizz o' jesus, n' fo' da word o' dogg, n' which had not worshipped da beast, neitha his muthafuckin' image, neitha had received his muthafuckin' mark upon their muthafuckin' foreheads, or in their muthafuckin' hands; n' they lived n' reigned wit' christ a thousand years. [5] N' therez Ain't nuthin' but da rest o' da dead lived not again until da thousand years were finished. dis be da first resurrection. [6] blessed n' holy be dude dat hath part in da first resurrection: on such da second dirtnap hath no power, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but they shall be priests o' dogg n' o' christ, n' shall reign wit' his ass a thousand years. [7] n' When the fuck da thousand years r' expired, satan shall be loosed out o' his muthafuckin' prison,
  94. [8] n' shall git out ta deceive da nations which r' in da four quarters o' da earth, gog n' magog, ta gatha 'em togetha ta battle: da numba o' whom be as da sand o' da sea. [9] n' they went the fuck up on da breadth o' da earth, n' compassed da camp o' da saints 'bout, n' da beloved city: n' fire came down from dogg out o' heaven, n' devoured 'em. [10] n' da devil dat deceived 'em was cast da fuck into da lake o' fire n' brimstone, Where the fuck da beast n' da false prophet r', n' shall be tormented day n' night fo' eva n' eva. [11] n' i saw a great white throne, n' his ass dat sat on dat shit, from whose face da earth n' da heaven fled away; n' there was found no place fo' 'em. [12] n' i saw da dead, small n' great, stand before dogg; n' da books were opened: n' anotha book was opened, which be da book o' life: n' da dead were judged out o' dem things which were written in da books, accordin' ta their muthafuckin' works. [13] n' da sea gave the fuck up da dead which were in dat shit; n' dirtnap n' hell delivered the fuck up da dead which were in 'em: n' they were judged every thug accordin' ta their muthafuckin' works. [14] n' dirtnap n' hell were cast da fuck into da lake o' fire. dis be da second dirtnap. [15] n' whosoeva was not found written in da book o' life was cast da fuck into da lake o' fire. rev. 21
  95. [1] n' i saw a new heaven n' a new earth: fo' da first heaven n' da first earth were passed away; n' there was no mo' sea. [2] n' i jizzy saw da holy city, new jerusalem, comin' down from dogg out o' heaven, prepared as a bride adorned fo' her asshole husband. [3] n' i heard a great voice out o' heaven saying, behold, da tabernacle o' dogg be wit' thugs, n' dude gotta dwell wit' 'em, n' they shall be his muthafuckin' people, n' dogg his dirty ass shall be wit' 'em, n' be their muthafuckin' dogg. [4] n' dogg shall wipe away all tears from their muthafuckin' eyes; n' there shall be no mo' dirtnap, neitha sorrow, nor crying, neitha shall there be any mo' pain: fo' da forma things r' passed away. [5] n' dude dat sat upon da throne said, behold, i make all things new. n' dude said unto me, write: fo' dem words r' Fo' realz n' faithful. [6] n' dude said unto me, dat shit be done. i be alpha n' omega, da beginnin' n' da end. i gotta give unto his ass dat be athirst o' da fountain o' da wata o' life freely. [7] dude dat overcometh shall inherit all things; n' i gotta be his muthafuckin' dogg, n' dude shall be my fuckin' son. [8] N' therez Ain't nuthin' but da fearful, n' unbelieving, n' da abominable, n' murderers, n' whoremongers, n' sorcerers, n' idolaters, n' all liars, shall have their muthafuckin' part in da lake which burneth wit' fire n' brimstone: which be da second dirtnap. [9] n' there came unto me one o' da seven angels which had da seven vials full o' da seven last plagues, n' talked wit' me, saying, come hither, i gotta shew thee da bride, da lambz wife. [10] n' dude carried me away in da spirit ta a great n' high mountain, n' shewed me dat great city, da holy jerusalem, descendin' out o' heaven from dogg,
  96. [11] havin' da glory o' dogg: n' her asshole light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jaspa stone, clea as crystal;
  97. [12] n' had a wall great n' high, n' had twelve gates, n' at da gates twelve angels, n' names written thereon, which r' da names o' da twelve tribes o' da children o' israel:
  98. [13] on da east three gates; on da north three gates; on da south three gates; n' on da west three gates. [14] n' da wall o' da city had twelve foundations, n' in 'em da names o' da twelve apostles o' da lamb. [15] n' dude dat talked wit' me had a golden reed ta measure da city, n' da gates thereof, n' da wall thereof. [16] n' da city lieth foursquare, n' da length be as large as da breadth: n' dude measured da city wit' da reed, twelve thousand furlongs. da length n' da breadth n' da height o' dat shit r' equal. [17] n' dude measured da wall thereof, an hundred n' forty n' four cubits, accordin' ta da measure o' a thug, dat be, o' da angel. [18] n' da buildin' o' da wall o' dat shit was o' jasper: n' da city was pure gold, like unto clea glass. [19] n' da foundations o' da wall o' da city were garnished wit' all manna o' precious stones. da first foundation was jasper; da second, sapphire; da third, a chalcedony; da fourth, an emerald;
  99. [20] da fifth, sardonyx; da sixth, sardius; da seventh, chrysolite; da eighth, beryl; da ninth, a topaz; da tenth, a chrysoprasus; da eleventh, a jacinth; da twelfth, an amethyst. [21] n' da twelve gates were twelve pearls; every several gate was o' one pearl: n' da street o' da city was pure gold, as dat shit were transparent glass. [22] n' i saw no temple therein: fo' da lord dogg almighty n' da lamb r' da temple o' dat shit. [23] n' da city had no need o' da sun, neitha o' da moon, ta shine in dat shit: fo' da glory o' dogg did lighten dat shit, n' da lamb be da light thereof. [24] n' da nations o' 'em which r' saved shall walk in da light o' dat shit: n' da kings o' da earth do brin' their muthafuckin' glory n' honour da fuck into dat shit. [25] n' da gates o' dat shit shall not be shut at all by day: fo' there shall be no night there. [26] n' they shall brin' da glory n' honour o' da nations da fuck into dat shit. [27] n' there shall in no wise enta da fuck into dat shit any thang dat defileth, neitha whatsoeva worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: N' therez Ain't nuthin' but they which r' written in da lambz book o' life. rev. 22
  100. [1] n' dude shewed me a pure riva o' wata o' life, clea as crystal, proceedin' out o' da throne o' dogg n' o' da lamb. [2] in da midst o' da street o' dat shit, n' on eitha side o' da river, was there da tree o' life, which bare twelve manna o' fruits, n' yielded her asshole fruit every month: n' da leaves o' da tree were fo' da healin' o' da nations. [3] n' there shall be no mo' curse: N' therez Ain't nuthin' but da throne o' dogg n' o' da lamb shall be in dat shit; n' his muthafuckin' servants shall serve his ass:
  101. [4] n' they shall peep his muthafuckin' face; n' his muthafuckin' name shall be in their muthafuckin' foreheads. [5] n' there shall be no night there; n' they need no candle, neitha light o' da sun; fo' da lord dogg giveth 'em light: n' they shall reign fo' eva n' eva. [6] n' dude said unto me, dem sayings r' faithful n' Fo' realz: n' da lord dogg o' da holy prophets sent his muthafuckin' angel ta shew unto his muthafuckin' servants da things which must shortly be done. [7] behold, i come quickly: blessed be dude dat keepeth da sayings o' da prophecy o' dis book. [8] n' i jizzy saw dem things, n' heard 'em. n' When the fuck i had heard n' peep, i fell down ta worship before da feet o' da angel which shewed me dem things. [9] then saith dude unto me, peep thou do dat shit not: fo' i be thy fellowservant, n' o' thy brethren da prophets, n' o' 'em which keep da sayings o' dis book: worship dogg. [10] n' dude saith unto me, seal not da sayings o' da prophecy o' dis book: fo' da time be at hand. [11] dude dat be unjust, let his ass be unjust still: n' dude which be filthy, let his ass be filthy still: n' dude dat be righteous, let his ass be righteous still: n' dude dat be holy, let his ass be holy still. [12] n', behold, i come quickly; n' my fuckin' reward be wit' me, ta give every thug accordin' as his muthafuckin' work shall be. [13] i be alpha n' omega, da beginnin' n' da end, da first n' da last. [14] blessed r' they dat do his muthafuckin' commandments, dat they may have right ta da tree o' life, n' may enta in through da gates da fuck into da city. [15] fo' without r' dogs, n' sorcerers, n' whoremongers, n' murderers, n' idolaters, n' whosoeva loveth n' maketh a lie. [16] i jesus have sent mine angel ta testify unto yo' dem things in da churches. i be da root n' da offsprin' o' david, n' da bright n' mornin' sta. [17] n' da spirit n' da bride say, come. n' let his ass dat heareth say, come. n' let his ass dat be athirst come. n' whosoeva gotta, let his ass take da wata o' life freely. [18] fo' i testify unto every thug dat heareth da words o' da prophecy o' dis book, if any thug shall add unto dem things, dogg shall add unto his ass da plagues dat r' written in dis book:
  102. [19] n' if any thug shall take away from da words o' da book o' dis prophecy, dogg shall take away his muthafuckin' part out o' da book o' life, n' out o' da holy city, n' from da things which r' written in dis book. [20] dude which testifieth dem things saith, surely i come quickly. athugs. even so, come, lord jesus.
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