eldritchSongbird & Seriously_Subdued 2

Seriously_Subdued began espering eldritchSongbird
SS: Holy shit
SS: Its been a few hours and this things still downloading
SS: What kinda shit is this
ES: I don't know tbh
SS: I tried turning my comp off no luck.
ES: I'm not really going to complain
ES: internet here is real slow
ES: also why would you turn off your computer while downloading?
SS: Its taken hours for a free to play? No way m80 I could've been doing things
SS: Don't ask me what cause i have no idea
SS: but things
ES: important things, no doubt
SS: Probably the most important things you'd ever heard of, who knows it might even BLOW YOUR MIND
SS: probably not though
ES: haha
SS: So you talked to any of thee other scrubs?
Zion_Errand
ES: I talked to SD, but I already told you about that
SS: No one else? Just the obsesed dragon lady?
ES: she didn't mention dragons when I talked to her
SS: I can quote her right now
ES: I talked a bit to LC as well, but she's been away from her computer
SS: "Dragon Dildos are the best, I love them."
SS: ^ obsessed
ES: ........
ES: ......................
ES: ..............................
SS:Oh  this reminds me one of these guys is illiterate
ES: I'll have to ask her about that
SS: So don't be expecting any responces from him
ES: also who? aside from shouty
SS: Iwouldn't she'll tell you all about them -_-
ES: yeah
ES: but who's illiterate?
SS: the Dt guy
SS: literally blanked me
SS: poor dude
ES: huh
ES: maybe he just doesn't like talking
SS: maybe we can teach him the art of L33T R34D1NG 5K1LL5
ES: oh god xD
SS: nah He's illiterate 100% sure
SS: let me quote him here "I am illiterate please kill me"
SS: sad really :/
ES: how did he write that if he's illiterate
SS:......
SS: Do you know what illiterate means?
ES: oh
ES: so you're saying he can write but can't read
SS: yes exactly that.
ES: either that, or he was just too polite to say 'gtfo'
SS: Why would he say that? 0_0
ES: I don't know
ES: I'm just saying
ES: if you take 12 random people playing an online game
ES: some of them are bound to be pretty strange
SS: Yeah like Dragon Dildo girl
ES: I'm still having trouble processing that
SS: Anyway did you hear the good news?
SS: orry *great news
SS:Possibly the best news
ES: enlighten me
SS: When this game starts I shall lead us to victory, mountain dew and dank memes
SS: (except not the mountain dew or memes)
ES: you're going to lead us?
SS: sure why not? I made a circle.
ES: oh
SS: Oh lemme enlighten you once more
ES: so you're becoming like shouty?
SS: Heh hopefully not 0_0 Look i just want to get this thing off my pc the faster we get started the sooner it ends.
SS: look at this beauty http://i.imgur.com/H5FjwTA.jpg
ES: so you're not looking forward to actually playing the game?
ES: that's a bit sad
ES: also you have atrocious handwriting
SS: I only downloaded this because i was bored, now i'm just concerned that this is a virus or something
SS: MY HANDWRITING IS PERFECT
SS: in its own way :/
ES: of course it is
ES: nah, I don't think it's a virus
SS: :O heavan
SS: *hevan
ES: ?
SS: nevermind xD Hey i have a surprise for you
ES: oooh, what is it?
SS: well you know how i said i was bored
ES: yeah?
SS: Well i took it upon myself to draw a portrait of you
SS: http://imgur.com/zJl72yc
Zion_Errand
ES: yes
ES: that's def how I look
SS: You wouldn't believe how long this took me
ES: I'm going to say every second since our last conversation
SS: Longer
ES: +extra time added from traveling three days into the past
SS: like before you were born
ES: whoa
ES: that's a lot of time
SS: Yea thats why it looks exactly like you
SS: I take pride in my work
ES: yeah I can tell
SS: It only took me 5 mins for the Mona Lisa though, that shit was easy.
ES: yeah, I saw it once
ES: piece of shit
SS: Whoa calm it I'd like to see you do better in 5 minutes
SS: barely had time to finish that goddawful smile
ES: I could make music that'd make you cry in five min
ES: np np
SS: The only song i've heard by you is darude
SS: and it sucks
SS: Lets stop this now we all know my art is great full stop :P
ES: pf ok
ES: so what have you really been doing since you started downloading?
SS: Well i went and got a mountain dew
SS: then it got destroyed
ES: you drank it in other words
SS: ughhh no......
ES: then what happened?
SS: Long story
SS: Y'know those inventory m'bobers
SS: Yea i lost the game of blackjack
SS: Another £1.50 into the void
ES: haha I wonder what happens to the stuff you lose
ES: mass doesn't disappear just like that
ES: if I paid any attention in physics
SS: who fucking cares I'm thirsty and that dew is somewhere in someother persons mouth
ES: idk, I think you should care
ES: maybe it goes into some sort of void stash
ES: and then one day you find it
ES: and you recover everything you ever lost
SS: Ha Bullshit xD This isn't the X-men
ES: idk I just hope you get back all the stuff you lost to your stupid sylladex
SS: Hey its not stupid!
SS: Its cool!
ES: haha alright xD
ES: btw speaking of drinking
ES: I spent my time searching my cabin more thoroughly
ES: and I found like a fountain shaped like a frog in the back
ES: delicious fresh water flowing out of it's mouth
SS: Frog water sounds disgusting
ES: no it's fresh
ES: also it's the only drink that isn't river water or canned bean water
ES: yeah this cabin kinda sucks
SS: I get that but... frog water
SS: Water.....from a frog
ES: yeah I agree it kinda looks like he's puking
ES: but I mean
ES: it isn't the worst thing about this cabin
SS: Is the water green and does it look like mountain dew?
SS: because if it is this has really come full circle
SS: and we know that you stole my Dew.
ES: ...................
ES: lies
SS: 0_0 Its true isn't it
ES: for all I know, it may be true
ES: this cabin was sponsored+set up by the company dad works for
ES: I have no idea why, and their logo is all over the place
SS: IF YOUR DAD WORKS FOR DORITOS ITS A CERTAINTY
SS: oh no he worked for skia
SS:...
ES: yeah
SS: ahh well.
ES: I honestly have no idea what he does on his job
SS: He's a village idiot - he get paid in mountain dew
ES: hey!
ES: that's my dad you're talking about
SS: For all you know it could be true
ES: he may be neglective and not there for me when I need him
Seriously_Subdued
SS: or he could be a male jiggalo
ES: but still
SS: Y'never know with these things
ES: don't talk shit about dad
SS: :L Okay okay calm it was just a joke, its not like he's dead or anything.
ES: ...
ES: I hope you're right
ES: I haven't heard from him since he sent me the link
SS: 0_0
SS: still?
SS: have you tried contacting him?
ES: yeah, sent a couple of messages
ES: nothing
SS: I'm sure he's fine and it could be worse you could be trapped with Katie
SS: she fucking scares me :s
ES: I still don't see why
ES: I guess we've seen different sides of her then
SS: no one has different sides
SS: you act the way you are and thats that.
ES: .......sure
ES: let's go with that
SS: What do you mean 0_0
SS: your scaring me now too :S
ES: no, it's nothing
SS: Not good with cryptic writings
SS: It obviously is something
ES: just something she told me, but I don't want to be gossipping
ES: she'll tell you herself, or she won't
ES: that's up to her to decide, not me
SS: How am i supposed to trust people who i don't know?
ES: I don't know
SS:....
ES: I trust people
SS:wow
ES: it comes naturally to me
SS: y'know i'm gonna do it right here
ES: what?
SS: congratulations
ES: haha for what?
SS: You've been nominated for a pullitzer prize
ES: :O
SS: For insanity
SS: Now please enter the hall filled with dragon dildos
ES: .......
ES: I have to talk to her about that
ES: wtf
SS: Ikr messed up kid
SS: if it even is a kid 0_0
SS: on that note how old are you?
ES: 15
ES: you?
SS: 17
SS: In these 2 more years I've learned only to trust those who you know
ES: wow old man senpai over here
ES: :I
ES: I hope you can learn to trust strangers again
SS: -_-
ES: :3
SS: Your too happy
SS: Your dad's missing (presumed jigaloed) and your happy
ES: I know
SS: HOW
ES: I guess I'm still mad at him
SS: 0_0
ES: yeah ._.
SS: Ok so i don't like m parents you'know that
ES: yeah I know
SS: But why are you mad at him???
SS: He's presumably Jiagaloed!
ES: I don't want to be mad at him
ES: but I can't help it
ES: he's a wonderful person
SS: so much sense make
ES: but both he and mom
ES: they don't mean it
ES: but they make me feel unwanted
SS: hmph
ES: eh.
SS: I honestly don't know what to say
ES: wow yeah I really trust people too easily
Seriously_Subdued
SS: then stop
ES: can't help it :I
SS: Why! I just... It just ughhh....
ES: :I
SS: Anyway I'm just saying I can't trust you if you feel the need to keep secrets m80
ES: alright, thank you ^^
ES: I'm sorry for just laying out my emotions on you like this
ES: we've just met for fucks sake!
SS:Yea lets just do what the shouty man says and get this over with and return to our dismal lives.
SS: Its fine :L
ES: yeah, I guess
ES: although I gotta say
ES: it feels good to rant a bit
SS: well I'm off to look around the attic while this downloads, I found a dagger there just when we moved in hopefully i find something similar
SS: Hopefully this gets finished soon. Cya
ES: good luck ^^
Seriously_Subdued ceased espering eldritchSongbird