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  2. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "So. What
  3. are you up to these days?"
  4. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "More
  5. paperwork?"
  6. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "Up to my elbows in some, ah, scientific
  7. discourse, as it were."
  8. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "Does a body good to get out from under the
  9. paperwork once in a fell moon."
  10. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Mm.. Has
  11. your mate spoken to you regarding his discussion with me?"
  12. (Spirean Joint Command): Nenelos says, "Focus collapsed at Dirt road
  13. north of a forest in the Northern Road (v4088)"
  14. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "He mentioned something about information
  15. exchange."
  16. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "As I
  17. admitted to him. I have no real use for haggling, bartering, begging or
  18. the like. I'm new to the idea. But I've been ordered by my superiors to
  19. require information for information. They have decided that knowledge
  20. will be a currency of the Carnifex the same as it is for the Cabal."
  21. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "Interesting. I thought you preferred
  22. violence as currency."
  23. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Now,
  24. personally. I figure it's just quid pro quo but I do have interest in a
  25. rather specific topic that should help me with my advancement of the
  26. newly formed branch in the guild."
  27. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "...you're asking us for a leg-up?"
  28. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Moment."
  29. Kaestrin has been sliced apart by Alathesia.
  30. They were assisted by: Nenelos.
  31. You divine the location of this death as Within a crisp, russet forest
  32. in the Bloodwood.
  33. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Sorry
  34. about that. Was chasing a southron off of my ylem."
  35. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "Pesky buggers."
  36. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Now! I
  37. adore violence. But that doesn't mean that I do not treasure knowledge.
  38. I wouldn't have the majority of my life to medicine otherwise."
  39. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "Right, right."
  40. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Anyway! I
  41. am offering to teach my alternative practices of Deathlore for the
  42. information you hold on a pesky bug."
  43. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Cymothians
  44. in particular. There should be a couple books in your library on the
  45. topic while I can provide hands-on experience with my practices."
  46. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "That would be an interesting trade, if we
  47. had someone who was interested in learning your deathlore practices."
  48. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Well, if
  49. you do not hold interest in medical applications of Deathlore, then
  50. what would you like in train?"
  51. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Trade...
  52. sorry."
  53. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "The particular information you're asking
  54. for is remarkably classified, unfortunately. There are reasons more
  55. than just 'we want to make a profit' that we are not disseminating it."
  56. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "If I
  57. admitted that there are viable and -current- reasons that I am studying
  58. it, would that suffice to unclassify it in my case?"
  59. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "If you are currently engaged in something
  60. that is legitimately linked, then I have no doubt you will see for
  61. yourself that which has been recorded."
  62. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "I am
  63. trying to walk into this with my eyes open, Eleanor. I don't want to
  64. risk an outbreak. I have plenty of health issues already damn it."
  65. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "Therein lies the problem, you see. There is
  66. evidence to suggest that knowledge of the situation -attracts- the
  67. situation."
  68. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Now. Back
  69. to the matter at hand. Do you really think I would ask if there wasn't
  70. a reason?"
  71. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "Nobody asks anything without a reason."
  72. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "You've
  73. known me a good while now. Do you think I wouldn't ask without a -good-
  74. reaso.n?"
  75. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "Many times, you have said 'don't tempt me',
  76. and 'I would try that', and 'I have defied deities for less' and 'I am
  77. not a diplomatic man' and we have an established history of you being
  78. susceptible to impulse and emotive reactions."
  79.  
  80. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "Hmm. That
  81. was either before my childrne were born or because I was acting in
  82. their best interests. But I see that you have a valid point."
  83. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// Gods
  84. help me. I have been teleported back to 2001. x.x."
  85. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//oh?"
  86. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// My
  87. music betrays me. XD."
  88. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "//
  89. Apparently, in my sleep deprived stupor the other day. I made a
  90. playlist that's all shit I listened to in high school. LMFAO."
  91. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//oh lord I was just about to ask you to
  92. bring back some evanescence, too."
  93. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// Noooooo.
  94. Lacuna Coil > Evanescence."
  95. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//first thing I thought of when reminded of
  96. that era."
  97. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//that was my very first burnt disc, back
  98. in the days when disc burners were not the norm."
  99. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//friend gave it to me on a disc that had a
  100. rad acid green tribal pattern. I was very impressed."
  101. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// Ahem..
  102. I was more the emo/metal/industral kid - Lords of Acid, She Wants
  103. Revenge, Lacuna Coil, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Genitorturers, Rasputina,
  104. the list goes on."
  105. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//the vast majority of my listening
  106. vagaries actually came from my parents- green day, cake, eels, various
  107. alternative top-100 compilations (it's an australia thing)"
  108. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//meatloaf, some other classics."
  109. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// Nothing
  110. wrong with that. And I had to play meatloaf in RHPS >.> We don't talk
  111. about that night."
  112. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//aw man, he was great in that film. You
  113. were in a RH production though? Niiiice."
  114. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// I was
  115. the only cast member with a V on my forehead."
  116. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// xD."
  117. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// Dunno
  118. if you ever saw the theatrical."
  119. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//I've seen the film a zillion times, but
  120. I've never been lucky enough to catch it on stage."
  121. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// Gasp."
  122. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// Totally
  123. different performance!"
  124. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//I knoooow."
  125. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//I've just never been at the right place
  126. at the right time, as it were."
  127. (Tells): Kanivara tells you, "Salutations."
  128. (Tells): You tell Kanivara, "Morning! How are we?"
  129. (Tells): Kanivara tells you, "Tired."
  130. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// ^.^
  131. Maybe someday!"
  132. (Tells): You tell Kanivara, "I know that feeling all too well."
  133. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//I live in hope."
  134. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//my parents have been to see it live a few
  135. times over the years. So jealous."
  136. (Cabalists): Nia says, "'Lo again, friends!"
  137. (Cabalists): You say, "Welcome back to the waking world!"
  138. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// I think
  139. I've seen it 6 times? Participated three."
  140. (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Nenelos imparts to you, "// Have
  141. you ever listened to lacuna coil?"
  142. (Tells): You tell Nenelos, "//almost certainly, but not enough to
  143. recall anything distinctive. Means I didn't hate it though."
  144. Gasping, a willowy nest guardian says, in Xorani, "No...the children...
  145. I must..."
  146. Gasping, a willowy nest guardian says, in Xorani, "No...the children...
  147. I must..."
  148. Zyner has been bludgeoned to death by a Spellshaper Master.
  149. You divine the location of this death as Within a curving chamber in
  150. the Ayhesa Cliffs.
  151. (Spinesreach): Libellule says, "Hello Spinesreach."
  152. (Cabalists): You say, "What mischief are you two up to?"
  153. (Cabalists): Axius says, "I'm in a conversation with my Uncle Nenelos
  154. and Miss Volka, attempting to explain the difference between divine and
  155. mortals."
  156. (Cabalists): Axius says, "And I've a strong suspicion that I'm the arse
  157. of a joke or something for it."
  158. (Spinesreach): Libellule says, "If you hear strange sounds like farts,
  159. its not me I swear its this sludge haha."
  160. (Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "That stuff amuses me."
  161. (Spinesreach): Libellule says, "Yes it is hilarious."
  162. (Spinesreach): Axius says, "I've got some too."
  163. (Cabalists): You say, "Volka's an ex-cabalist, so she at least has an
  164. idea of the numerological standpoint on divinity."
  165. (Cabalists): Axius says, "Well, I'm not exactly discussing the
  166. numerological standpoints, I'm trying to stay away from topics I'm iffy
  167. about how safe it is to discuss."
  168. (Cabalists): You say, "Good lad."
  169. (Cabalists): Axius says, "I'm mostly discussing how they can create
  170. things like say a wooden table out of energy, where we require
  171. requisite components to do the same."
  172. (Cabalists): You say, "Mm, direct conversion of essence is a hallmark
  173. of divinity."
  174. (Cabalists): Axius says, "Exactly! and Volka is indicating that the
  175. space of a Haven is equivalent to being able to do what the Divine can
  176. do in their construction of materials."
  177. (Cabalists): You say, "Hardly. The Haven does not exist without the
  178. ascendant."
  179. (Cabalists): You say, "It's more like a subconscious extension than a
  180. true creation."
  181. (Cabalists): Nia says, "Well that's interesting. I always wondered what
  182. a haven really is."
  183. (Cabalists): You say, "It comes differently for different people. Me, I
  184. don't claim to have created mine. I find gaps between the threads and
  185. there's strange places where the paths lead."
  186. (Cabalists): Nia says, "Mine's mostly chaos at the moment. But I been
  187. noticing curtains forming 'bout the place lately. Red 'uns."
  188. (Cabalists): You say, "The Commissars, by contrast, have shaped some of
  189. their haven, though other parts they have built as one does on the
  190. Prime Material."
  191. (Cabalists): You say, "Others still have discovered that their havens
  192. are a reflection of their inner or subconscious selves."
  193. (Cabalists): Nia says, "Hmm. Well I ain't sure what red curtains say
  194. about me."
  195. (Cabalists): You say, "Perhaps you're fond of drapery."
  196. (Cabalists): Axius says, "Well, I suspect Miss Volka's upset with me
  197. now."
  198. (Cabalists): You say, "Oh?"
  199. (Cabalists): Nia says, "Well I've been told before I'm full of
  200. something."
  201. (Cabalists): Nia says, "But drapery's a new one!"
  202. (Cabalists): Axius says, "She was snorting at me, congratulated me on
  203. the feline creature, and otherwise left."
  204. (Cabalists): Nia says, "Maybe she had t'go tend t'her biological
  205. processes."
  206. (Cabalists): You say, "Full of drapery. I kind of like that as an
  207. epithet."
  208. (Cabalists): You say, "She might have. You'll find that a lot of ex-
  209. cabalists are very... haughty, you could say, toward actual Cabalists."
  210. A baleful horn resounds from the depths of the Hunting Grounds as
  211. Nenelos enters.
  212. (Cabalists): Nia says, "Why's that?"
  213. (Cabalists): You say, "It's my theory that they convince themselves
  214. they're cleverer than us, to make themselves feel better about being
  215. unable to achieve within the guild."
  216. (Cabalists): Nia says, "Ha!"
  217. The Rowan Box has been claimed in the Hunting Grounds by Nenelos.
  218. The Ivory Bough has been claimed in the Hunting Grounds by Nenelos.
  219. (Cabalists): You say, "I mean, they have to think -something- to
  220. explain why they're not still here."
  221. (Cabalists): Nia says, "If I can offer y'some advice, Mister Axius, I
  222. find it's usually best not t'argue with people 'bout their beliefs."
  223. (Cabalists): Nia says, "What I like t'do is adopt a strategy I
  224. abbreviate as MWR."
  225. (Cabalists): You say, "You can slap someone in the face with the truth,
  226. but they're most likely to slap you back with their hand."
  227. (Cabalists): Nia says, "It stands for 'Mhmmm', 'Wow!' and 'Really?'"
  228. (Cabalists): Nia says, "Y'just keep repeating those three magic words
  229. when anyone says something incredulous, and eventually they conclude
  230. you're a like-minded genius."
  231. (Cabalists): You say, "Spreading your hands and saying 'who can know
  232. for sure?' can sometimes ease a theological situation."
  233. (Cabalists): Nia says, "That way, nobody gets offended, you make a new
  234. friend, and y'might just learn something new about an askew
  235. perspective!"
  236. (Cabalists): Nia says, "Oi that's true."
  237. (Cabalists): You say, "The faithful like mystic rhetoric like that."
  238. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "And if they ask y'a question what
  239. requires insight, a compliment always tends t'work just fine."
  240. (Cabalists): You say, "Oh, for--."
  241. (Cabalists): You say, "Those bureaucrats are lucky they managed to
  242. secure a ban on me this week."
  243. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "What you get banned for?"
  244. (Cabalists): You say, "Oh, the same as usual. I may have upset
  245. someone's desk somewhat."
  246. (Cabalists): You say, "Occasionally when the complaints section is
  247. bored, they'll carry a request to keep me away from an office for a
  248. week. Stops me throttling quill-pushers."
  249. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Y'still got me confused as
  250. t'context, ma'am!"
  251. (Cabalists): You say, "I get mighty annoyed at bureaucrats when they
  252. make a right mess of simple scribing instructions. I just had to
  253. threaten some rather particular things to get our guild index cleared
  254. up, because someone thought it would be just fine to submit the
  255. document with smeared ink."
  256. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Oh... I, umm. I would never do
  257. that."
  258. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "The latest news post was not me
  259. fault!"
  260. (Cabalists): You say, "Hm? I haven't even read the news. Besides,
  261. you're not a scribe, it's not your job."
  262. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Oh. I got a post up 'bout me
  263. Troupe."
  264. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Came out wonky thought. Scribes,
  265. you know."
  266. (Cabalists): You say, "Mm, I'd gleaned that from things you'd said
  267. earlier. It's on my to-read list, but that's lengthy on a good day, you
  268. understand."
  269. (Cabalists): You say, "Speaking of lists, that Standard Responses
  270. scroll is in now."
  271. (Cabalists): You say, "Axius, you'll have a favour on your tab for when
  272. you've passed accreditation."
  273. (Cabalists): Axius says, "Oh! goodie!"
  274. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "I gotta be honest."
  275. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "None of these responses would
  276. dissuade me from pestering anybody."
  277. (Cabalists): You say, "You're a Cabalist, though."
  278. (Cabalists): Axius says, "Miss Nia. I want to indicate that is not
  279. really a good measure since you've already professed interested in that
  280. numerological guitar in the guildhall."
  281. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "It's in the guildhall?!"
  282. (Cabalists): Axius says, "..I don't know. I'd imagine it'd be, since
  283. that's where we keep most of the dangerous relics and all.."
  284. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Where? Umm, so I knows t'avoid
  285. that place. Don't want to explode or nothing."
  286. (Cabalists): You say, "Can we not? This sounds like it's straight from
  287. the scroll I just had put in, but the Chairwoman will kill me if the
  288. Cabal is responsible for breaking every window in the citadel a -second-
  289. time."
  290. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Ah, just tell her it was my
  291. faults!"
  292. (Cabalists): Axius says, "Aye. Miss Nia. No. You don't need the guitar.
  293. You've got your BAV after all."
  294. (Cabalists): You say, "Have you ever seen that woman mad? Trust me, you
  295. do not -want- to."
  296. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "She's already stopped threatening
  297. t'eat me. Mentioned her wife would kill 'er if she let anything happen
  298. t'me."
  299. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "I got immunity now, see!"
  300. (Cabalists): You say, "There's a limit to such things."
  301. (Cabalists): Axius says, "No. It just means Miss Xenia would be the one
  302. eating you."
  303. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Oh... Y'make a good point."
  304. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Well blame Axius, then."
  305. (Cabalists): Axius says, "If you're lucky."
  306. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Or one of them frustrating Syssin
  307. what keeps asking questions they ain't got no business asking. Xanchol."
  308. (Cabalists): Axius says, "No. Don't blame the Auxiliar."
  309. (Cabalists): You say, "To be fair, that -is- one of the functions of
  310. auxiliar."
  311. (Cabalists): You say, "Bring the kawhe, carry the books, shoulder blame
  312. in a pinch."
  313. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Aye. And I just got this new book
  314. I could pass t'the Chairwoman listing 1001 recipes for cooking Auxiliar.
  315. "
  316. (Cabalists): Axius says, "It is, but in regards to THAT. I doubt anyone
  317. would believe an Auxiliar had access to something that -already- did
  318. soemthing like that once."
  319. (Cabalists): You say, "That's no use, she hates her meat cooked."
  320. (Cabalists): Axius says, "I'm not allowed in the foribidden sections,
  321. remember?"
  322. (Cabalists): You say, "Well actually, you technically do have full
  323. access to what I used for the incident."
  324. (Cabalists): You say, "It's not in a restricted section!"
  325. (Cabalists): Axius says, "Shhh!"
  326. (Cabalists): Axius says, "Conduit!"
  327. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "I'm sure there's a good recipe
  328. for preparing 'im tartare."
  329. (Cabalists): Axius says, "There's an imp with a desire to play with
  330. things that like to either eat, or blow off fingers."
  331. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Did you see what the Conduit won
  332. the Iron Epicurean this year with?"
  333. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "It ain't me y'need t'be worrying
  334. about."
  335. (Cabalists): Axius says, "...no..?"
  336. (Cabalists): You say, "Now that's a more cheerful topic."
  337. (Cabalists): You say, "I had a grand old time making that recipe!"
  338. (Cabalists): Axius says, "I picked up some of that Aalen Sludge earlier
  339. to. It's delightfuly silly."
  340. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Fart noises ain't me kind of
  341. humour. That's Pixie bollocks, that is."
  342. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Imps is much more cleverer."
  343. (Cabalists): You say, "It reminds me of a neat trick you can do with a
  344. bladder and a reed."
  345. (Cabalists): Axius says, "Psh. how droll. This stuff bounces and
  346. spquelches and other stuff."
  347. (Cabalists): Axius says, "And it splats too."
  348. (Cabalists): Axius says, "And stretches out to arm's length at -least-!"
  349. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "I got meself a semi-albino
  350. gryphon. Named 'im 'White-hat'."
  351. (Cabalists): Nia says, from Albedos, "Oh, and some bees, which are very
  352. useful for scaring off the Chairwoman in a pinch."
  353. You say, "Ixurya."
  354. (Cabalists): You say, "Right, time for me to rest."
  355. (Cabalists): You say, "Be good, and if you can't be good, write a
  356. report on the outcome."
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