Yeti Girl (Shitty Greentext)

>You begin to feel lonely, due to an intense urge to cuddle that will never be satisfied.
>You hear someone knocking on your window.
>Looking outside, you see a yeti.
>Her face and paws are planted firmly against the window.
>She stares at you with lusting eyes.
>You lock yourself in your room, convinced that your lack of sleep has caused you to hallucinate.
>You hear the sound of glass breaking in the distance.
>"Where are you? I just want a huuuuug~!"
>You let out a shocked gasp.
>Immediately, the Yeti is knocking on your door.
>"Heeeeey~! Let me in! I know you want someone to hug. I can smell it!"
>You open the door.
>Immediately, the Yeti tackles you.
>"Hey, let's cuddle, kiss and fuck! You boys like that, right? After all, you let me in! Hey, do you want to start a family? I know it's hard to raise kids, but think about all the fun times we could share! It sounds fun, doesn't it? Judging by your expression, you do seem interested. But first, how about a little furplay? I bet the first thing you thought when you saw me was 'I wonder how her feet would feel on my dick'. I bet it'll feel really good~! You only have to promise that you won't do this with anybody else. I won't even allow masturbation. You know all of that hot, sticky stuff righ~t here? That's reserved for me, okay? You aren't allowed to share. Hey, would you like to pet my head? It'd make me really happy, considering how you made me think of the unpleasant possibility of you sharing your delicious little seeds with anyone else. Go on, put your hand on my head!"
>She grabs your hand, and rubs her head against your palm.
>"And with this, you're officially my territory. You belong to me, and you already know that I belong to you, right? I promise that I won't leave you for another guy. Ever. Never ever. Not in this lifetime. Maybe the next? After all, there is a chance that I'll remember you when I'm reincarnated, and if I do, all I'll have to do is sniff your hand to find you!"
>You tell her to shut up.
>"W-what? Do you want to go straight to the sex? I don't have a problem with that, but you could've at least been nice about it. But hey, I like the more assertive side of you, too~! So, where should I put it? Should I use my hands, my mouth, or maybe..."
>You tell her that you would never a closet furry.
>"A... what? Are you saying that I'm not appealing to you? If that's the case, I could always put on make up, or dress myself up in cute little outfits, or even get breast reduction surgery! I'd do anything, if it's for my darling Anon! I remember that one mail harpy who tried to send you a love letter. I wonder if she lost her job? Or maybe she lost something else? Anyway, since I was talking about it earlier, what do you think of my breasts? Here, let me give you a taste~!"
>She uncovers her chest-cannons, and presses them firmly against your face.
>"They're nice and soft, right? You don't have to answer, just enjoy it."
>The limited breathing room, combined with her intense body heat, cause your head to spin from anoxia.
>"You're a lot less tense, are you falling asleep? Silly Anon, you're not allowed to fall asleep now! Not when I'm this excited~!"
>She removes her tanned melons from your face, and you take that sweet first breath of fresh air.
>"Oh, you were enjoying it so much that you forgot to breathe? How cute~!"
>Afraid of what other terrible things this she-beast planned on doing to you, you push her off of you, and flee to the nearest hiding place.
>Instead of running and hiding, you turn around and pounce on top of the wonderfully tan lady in front of you.
>"Oh boy, are you going to violate me? Don't worry about being rough, I've prepared myself for anything. I wonder, how big is that thing you have down there? If it doesn't fit, we could always stretch it out with some 'training exercises' beforehand. I don't real care if it hurts, Anon. As long as it's you who's ravaging me like a wild animal, I'm perfectly fine. I know it's kind of early to be asking this, but will you please cum inside of me? After all, I couldn't bear your children if you didn't. Also, when I'm pregnant, I would like a 20% increase in snuggle time. After all, you need to spend some quality time with the kids~! Hey, maybe I should take it down my throat before you knock me up? I heard that it'll help with the child development process. I also heard that it'll make my skin prettier, but I don't think that's necessary, considering how much of an animal you are already~!"