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  4. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  5. You both like tf2g.
  6. You: hey
  7. Stranger: Hey hey hey
  8. You: what's up
  9. Stranger: Not much, yourself?
  10. You: feeling lonely
  11. You: the two people I used to talk are gone for a while
  12. You: one was an tf2g
  13. You: Juan
  14. You: the other is another friend
  15. Stranger: Hunox
  16. You: Hunox?
  17. You: what does that mean
  18. Stranger: Juan Hunox
  19. You: no
  20. You: Juan
  21. You: the tf2g
  22. Stranger: Iunno who that is
  23. You: there was a tf2g called juan
  24. You: well
  25. You: the guy was a tf2g
  26. You: so I'm pretty much spending my golden week with no one to talk
  27. Stranger: Talk to Jesus
  28. Stranger: He'll always hear you out
  29. You: viva
  30. You: is that you
  31. You: if it that's you
  32. You: fuck off
  33. Stranger: Or, you know, go outside, and make a friend out there
  34. Stranger: Yessir, I'm he
  35. You: you're a faggot
  36. Stranger: Hey, now
  37. You: you're irrational hate for weeabos is stupid
  38. Stranger: That's not very nice
  39. Stranger: They're disgusting as shit
  40. You: you were shitting one me the other time
  41. You: why
  42. You: because they like chinese cartoons?
  43. You: and youre on a weeaboo imageboard
  44. Stranger: Based off one
  45. You: created for a weeaboo for weeaboos
  46. Stranger: Now it's an imageboard for every other thing
  47. You: and your avatar is literally yotsuba
  48. Stranger: Yotsuba is cool as fuck, though
  49. You: a manga is more weeabish than anime
  50. Stranger: Hell naw
  51. You: still weeaboo
  52. You: yes
  53. You: don't deny it
  54. You: liek
  55. You: you're ironic as fuck
  56. Stranger: Nah, it's about a little girl finding out the beauty of life
  57. You: hate weeaboos but have weeaboo + rap avatar
  58. You: still
  59. You: a manga
  60. Stranger: Rather than tentacle bullshit and ninjas
  61. You: oh now that's being stupid
  62. Stranger: The most non-weeaboo manga there is
  63. You: one is doujinshi
  64. You: no
  65. You: you're wrong
  66. Stranger: The fuck does that mean?
  67. You: porn manga
  68. Stranger: Ew
  69. Stranger: Fucking disgusting
  70. You: why ew
  71. You: are you gay
  72. Stranger: No, I like my porn to be actual porn stars
  73. Stranger: Not drawings of schoolgirls and shit
  74. You: ok so one is getting fucked by a black guy
  75. Stranger: Well not always
  76. You: you only summarize anime for stereotypical stuff
  77. You: and that's pretty stupid
  78. You: yotsuba is "weeabish" as hell
  79. Stranger: Nahhh
  80. You: yeah
  81. You: get some taste faggot
  82. Stranger: It's a sweet story about family and life
  83. You: and you're friends with tons of furries
  84. You: slice of life
  85. Stranger: No, I don't think so
  86. You: there is tons of that
  87. You: is more comedy than that
  88. Stranger: Still less weeaboo-ish than everything else out there
  89. You: no
  90. You: I know what I'm talking about and I know you're wrong
  91. Stranger: Yes
  92. You: aren't you a reddit user
  93. Stranger: Yes
  94. Stranger: Shouts out to /r/HipHopHeads
  95. You: man now I know why trying to make a person like you smack some sense is hard
  96. Stranger: Iungeddit
  97. You: what
  98. Stranger: Iunno
  99. Stranger: Smack some sense onto who?
  100. Stranger: Me to them? Them to me?
  101. You: me to you
  102. Stranger: Oh, well
  103. You: I also take offence for someone like you calling me pathetic
  104. Stranger: Cool
  105. Stranger: Well try not to get offended by words on the internet, then
  106. You: why do you mean by "cool"
  107. You: no
  108. You: it feels stupid
  109. Stranger: Cool as in "Cool, someone who gets offended by words on the internet"
  110. You: try not being a faggot
  111. You: no
  112. Stranger: I never was one
  113. You: I didn't mean that
  114. You: holy shit
  115. Stranger: "I take offence"
  116. You: you do a very impressive act as one
  117. Stranger: What's there not to mean
  118. You: like
  119. You: "look this guy again thinking he's tought shit"
  120. You: that's basically you
  121. Stranger: I'm not tough shit, though. I just don't get offended by words on the internet
  122. Stranger: I push the negativity away
  123. You: you get offended by people On the internet
  124. Stranger: Only space for positivity
  125. Stranger: Cause they're fucking disgusting
  126. You: because they scare you?
  127. You: it's too far from yoru "normal"
  128. Stranger: No, because I feel bad for them
  129. Stranger: Yes, they're abnormal as fuck
  130. You: why
  131. You: they draw a lot
  132. You: read a lot
  133. You: enjoy a lot of things
  134. Stranger: They draw a lot of R34 of disgusting shit
  135. You: why
  136. Stranger: They read a lot of disgusting fanfics
  137. You: porn is natural
  138. Stranger: Not that kind of porn
  139. Stranger: Actual porn is natural
  140. You: everyone does
  141. You: like western artists
  142. Stranger: Their favorite anime character doing porn isn't natural
  143. You: dot he same shit
  144. You: why not
  145. You: nudity is natural
  146. You: it's presented in anime giving them a more natural personality
  147. Stranger: That's fucking disgusting
  148. You: why
  149. You: I asked you twice
  150. Stranger: What was the question?
  151. You: why is it fucking disgusting
  152. Stranger: Because you weeaboos are fucking disgusting
  153. You: and you cherrypicked only the small ammount of fetishistic drawings
  154. You: okay nice reassoning pal
  155. Stranger: Perfect reasoning
  156. You: perfect retarded reasoning
  157. You: being a memespouter like you is worse
  158. Stranger: Just watch the shit casually and stop being so fucking weird with your japanese weapons and body pillows
  159. Stranger: I don't spout memes
  160. Stranger: Memes are fucking disgusting
  161. You: yeah right mr. based and lilb
  162. You: no
  163. You: it's weird to you because you're afraid of society's perception of that
  164. Stranger: Based is a lifestyle of positivity and happiness, not a meme
  165. You: no
  166. You: based isn't a lifestyle
  167. Stranger: Lil B is a philosopher who spreads positivity and happiness
  168. Stranger: Not a meme
  169. You: you just made that
  170. You: chuck norris is a meme even he's a real life character
  171. Stranger: I didn't make Based
  172. Stranger: Chuck Norris didn't do any of the shit people say he did
  173. You: being real or anythign else doesn't keep it away from being a meme
  174. Stranger: They falsify the fuck out of Chuck Norris
  175. Stranger: So he's a Meme
  176. Stranger: A shit meme
  177. You: people say he kicked a bear
  178. You: and he did
  179. Stranger: No such thing as good memes
  180. You: you're a big hypocrite
  181. Stranger: Lil B actually wants the best out of people
  182. You: still
  183. You: doesn't
  184. You: qualify
  185. Stranger: He actually says in his songs how he loves people and the world
  186. You: him
  187. You: for
  188. You: a
  189. You: meme
  190. Stranger: He's actually doing these things people say he does
  191. Stranger: He's not a meme
  192. You: that
  193. Stranger: He's a real person with real love for the world
  194. You: doesn't quit it for being a meme
  195. Stranger: Yes, it does
  196. You: real doesn't stop you being from a meme
  197. You: you just said
  198. You: chucknorris was a shitty meme
  199. Stranger: Because Memes are fucking disgusting
  200. You: and he's a real person
  201. You: great to know lilb and based is disgusting
  202. Stranger: And Lil B is a beautiful human being who wants nothing but the best out of his fans and the planet
  203. You: and memes are an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture
  204. You: based is your behavior
  205. Stranger: Fucking disgusting
  206. You: so that means it's a meme
  207. Stranger: Memes are fucking disgusting
  208. Stranger: Lil B isn't a meme
  209. You: keep denying it
  210. Stranger: Being Based isn't a meme
  211. You: I just proved you wrong
  212. Stranger: There's no denial
  213. Stranger: Nothing but facts
  214. You: your sequence of words just showed me
  215. You: your denial isn't fact
  216. Stranger: "Lil B and Based aren't memes"
  217. Stranger: My words just showed you
  218. Stranger: Yes
  219. Stranger: They aren't memes
  220. You: no
  221. You: you said
  222. Stranger: Praise the Lord
  223. You: that based is a behavior
  224. Stranger: It's a lifestyle
  225. You: and a lifestyle
  226. You: and the pure definition of meme can be a lifestyle
  227. Stranger: Of people living happy and positive lifestyles
  228. You: you're unintentonally agreeing with my point
  229. Stranger: No it isn't, because Mems aren't a lifestyle
  230. You: yes they are
  231. Stranger: They're fucking disgusting
  232. You: keep denying it
  233. You: a behavior
  234. Stranger: Maybe your lifestyle since they're both fucking disgusting
  235. You: not my lifestyle
  236. You: your "based" lifestyle
  237. Stranger: But me, a happy and positive person, who doesn't like fucking disgusting things, is not down with memes
  238. Stranger: Because Memes are fucking disgusting
  239. Stranger: And BasedViva isn't
  240. You: and you're literally living a meme
  241. Stranger: Amen
  242. Stranger: No, because I live a normal life
  243. Stranger: A happy life
  244. You: lying is a sin - jesus 2015
  245. Stranger: A positive life
  246. You: memes are pretty normal in this time
  247. Stranger: For fucking disgusting people
  248. You: just go to facebook and see your friends posting a meme comic
  249. Stranger: Which are normal in the internet
  250. You: like you
  251. You: ?
  252. Stranger: Which is why I'm so abnormal to 4chan
  253. You: because I keep seeing your based and lil N meme
  254. Stranger: Because I'm not based on Memes
  255. Stranger: Facebook?
  256. You: es you are
  257. Stranger: That shit is fucking disgusting
  258. You: based and lilb are memes
  259. You: literally
  260. You: everyone agrees with that
  261. Stranger: And for people who want to get spied on by the CIA and NSA
  262. You: there's no denyong
  263. You: dr.viva I'm CIA
  264. Stranger: Fucking disgusting
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