Their day out (Lupa+Lemy)

On a crisp December morning, two of the Loud family sat on a park bench and looked up at the sky. Lupa cloud watched, taking a drag of her cig, every now and again, and simply burning her time away. Lemy Loud, however, was a fair bit more restless. He made shapes out of the clouds, he counted them, doing anything and everything to keep himself occupied. Finally, he lost his patience. "So, what do you wanna do?" Lemy asked.
"I don't know, Lemy. What do you wanna do?" Lupa responded.
"Hey, I have no idea! That's why I'm asking you." Lemy barked, putting his hands on his knees and squeezing them. "You could give me one of your cigarettes." He suggested.
"Get your own." Lupa said bluntly, not moving in the slightest.
"I can't get my own, that's why I'm asking you!" Lemy cried out. At first he got no response, as Lupa put her cigarette to her lips and finished off with a long exhale. "Well, that's your problem." She told him. Lemy shook his head. He couldn't believe he waited that long for a response that curt. "Besides." She added. "For a kid, you're already getting plenty from she." She concluded and huffed a ring of smoke that slapped Lemy in the face. He grumbled and leaned back to look at the sky again. "So, what do you wanna do?" He asked again. "I don't know, Lemy. What do you wanna do?" Lupa responded again.
"Don't start that up, again." Lemy growled.
"What?" Was Lupa's dry, uninterested response.
"Every time I ask, what do you wanna do? You're gonna reply, I don't know, what do you wanna do? Aren't you? Y-you're just going to keep us going around in circles!" Lemy ranted. But, Lupa was having none of it.
"So?" Was her reply. To which Lemy took off his bandanna and bit down on it.

Lupa let out a sigh and stood up, she dropped her cig, stepped on it, grinding it into the earth, all before telling Lupa. "Fine, if you're going to be a baby about it. We might as well find something to do."
"Finally!" Lemy exclaimed, lifting his arms up into an exaggerated manner. He too got of the park bench and, together, they walked across the frozen grass and went looking for something to do.

As they trekked through the town, Lemy held onto one of Lupa's arms. Being a bit unsteady on the ice. "You won't die if you fall, you know." Lupa chastised.
"When people walk across the snow, it compacts on top of the ice beneath. Makes the ground super slippery." Lemy explained as he looked at the ground, oblivious to the fact that that was dangerous in and of itself. "And? You planning to pull me down, if you fall?" Lupa inquired. "Now, that ain't a bad idea." Lemy joked, giving a nervous smile. Lupa returned a wry, half smile, and they continued on in silence.

As they turned a corner and headed down the heart of Royal Woods, Lupa was the first to break the silence. "We could go to the mall." Lupa suggested. "Nah, it hasn't been the same since the music store closed down." Lemy griped.
Lupa stopped walking, Lemy followed suit. "It's been replaced, you know." Lupa said in a 'matter of fact' manner.
"Really? What by?" Lemy asked inquisitively, eyes shining and full of hope.
"By a Turkish-Iranian carpet store." Lupa told Lemy with a dark smile, struggling to hold in a chuckle.
"Not another fusion-" Lemy began, only for Lupa to cut him off.
"Yes, another one of those things that Royal Woods is known for." She said with a sigh.
"Those fusion places are probably the only thing that Royal Woods is known for." Lemy bemoaned, his face downcast. Lupa put a hand on Lemy's shoulder. "Hey, they say the shopkeepers wife has the world's largest ass, complete with thunder thighs." Lemy raised an eyebrow, at Lupa's words. "Then, maybe we should go?" He suggested, looking away from Lupa.
"Heh, I knew that would hook you in." Lupa said, as she pushed Lemy.
"I'm just curious!" Lemy yelled, as he pushed back.
"Your dick's curious!" Lupa shouted, throwing her whole body into the push. They then turned it into a shoving competition, as they walked down the street. Until Lupa shoved too hard and Lemy nearly flew out into the road, as a truck passed. "HEY! Watch it kids!" The trucker yelled, as his truck passed by. This earned a middle finger from Lupa, but the trucker chose to ignore it. "You alright?" She asked Lemy, who seemed a little on edge. "Yeah, I'm fine." He lied.
"Well, come on then." Was the response that Lupa gave, as she pointed down the road. Lemy nodded and the pair began walking again, Lemy quickly going back to holding onto Lupa.

When they arrived in the mall, they quickly made their way to what had been the old music store and found, in it's place, the new carpet store. As they wandered around, they eyes took in the sight of carpets thick enough for somebody to get a well-rested sleep out of them. "I kind of like this one." Lupa said in her usual dry tone, as she pointed at a black carpet with a white wolf's head taking centre place. "Yeah, you think you like it, then you buy it and realise that you have to get a lot of black and white and wolf decorations, to go with it. Before long, you've spent a fucking fortune and you're THAT girl."
"That's not a bad thing." Was Lupa's simple response to Lemy's tirade. Barely a second after she said that, a voice bellowed out from further within the store. "Ach! Window shoppers!" Lemy and Lupa turned to see a large balding Turkish man, rubbing some kind of oil into his hands. "You rented out a store, within a mall, what did you think was going to happen." Lupa explained as she gave a dirty look. "Hmph, not my fault that there's no buildings for sale. People here tend to buy locally. Sustaining the economy." The large man bemused. "Yeah, that's the rust belt for you." Lupa had eased up as she spoke, feeling a little more comfortable around the store owner. "You're really fluent in English." Lemy told the store owner.
"Thank you. As an American, I like to think that I am well-versed in English." Came the big man's reply, causing Lupa to flick Lemy on the nose. A shuffling could be heard from in the back and a large Iranian woman stepped out from, what was presumably, the storage area. "Aha, here's the beauty herself. Let me tell you kids, there's three things in life you need; a big carpet, a big t.v and a BIG WIFE!" The store owner chuckled, as he had earned himself a light swat from his wife.

Lupa wondered for a moment, realising that for a T.V you still need electricity, plugs, a socket and a roof over your head. But the store owner's wife proved to be a distracting curiosity. Even though she was wearing a track suit, her large figure was pronounced and she might as well be naked. Her hips could be seen poking out from the side of the counter, her breasts strained against the fabric of her clothing and, despite being fat, the size of her hips and butt still gave her a triangle figure. She looked to her side and saw that Lemy's eyes were glued to the woman. She wasn't the only one to notice this, as the store owner roared with laughter. "Hey, girl. If you want to win back your man, you should try putting a little meat on your bones." He jested. Lupa shook her head.
"Like you said, we were only window shopping." Came Lupa's reply and she turned on her heels and left. Lemy, realising that he was going to be left behind, followed after Lupa. "Hmm, looks like she's got her own way of doing things." The wife finally spoke and her husband nodded in response. Contemplating, as he watched the kids go. Then he slapped his wife's ass with all his might.

When they were outside the mall, Lupa lit a cigarette, in silence, took a long puff and then exhaled. "You know the one bad thing about smoking in winter?" Lemy asked, putting his hands in his pockets as he turned to Lupa. Lupa's eyes darted across to look at Lemy, her own way of showing that she was listening. "You never know when you've finished exhaling." He joked. Lupa laughed in response, but coughed as she hadn't gotten all of the smoke out of her. "Damn you." She growled. Lemy only smiled, thoroughly pleased with himself. Lupa straightened up, once she had finished her coughing fit, and asked. "Well, what do you wanna do?"
"Hey! I'm the one who asks that question!" Lemy cried out.
"I know, that's why I'm asking." Lupa responded, pulling a dark smile, and the two argued as they wandered off into the town.