lol raziel rage

Jim: So.
Jim: Have you seen that Rebels season finale
Jim: :3
TehRaziel: i havent seen
TehRaziel: rebels
TehRaziel: at all
TehRaziel: it is heresy
Jim: I will confess
Jim: I did like the last three episodes.
Jim: But that's about it
TehRaziel: interesting
Jim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqpDupMPfNA
Jim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufNAx8JzhO8
Jim: Lando, Tarkin, Ahsoka, and Vader appeared.
TehRaziel: ahsoka
TehRaziel: ?
Jim: ...Yes. It was in a link I sent you.
TehRaziel: is she sexy as a legal chick?
TehRaziel: im playing tf2
TehRaziel: cant exactly view yt
Jim: She suffered from the Satele disease.
Jim: She's not really cute anymore.
TehRaziel: but
TehRaziel: is she sexy
TehRaziel: idc about cute
TehRaziel: does she still have boobs?
Jim: She has boobs.
Jim: But she is not really sexy.
Jim: Or hot.
TehRaziel: first or second link
Jim: first
TehRaziel: her voice
TehRaziel: is awful as fuck
TehRaziel: like
Jim: It still sounds young
TehRaziel: it sounds forced
Jim: But
Jim: it's so fucking soft
TehRaziel: i mean
Jim: its like
TehRaziel: i would take
TehRaziel: whiny ahsoka
TehRaziel: over this one
Jim: If they were going to put her in a rebel-type story
TehRaziel: WHY THE FUCK
TehRaziel: DOES THE IMPERIAL
Jim: they should have done it in 18 BBY
TehRaziel: BY TARKIN
TehRaziel: HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING BRITISH ACCENT
Jim: His voice actor is black too.
TehRaziel: HE IS
TehRaziel: SCOTTISH AS FUCK
TehRaziel: what
TehRaziel: the flying fuck
TehRaziel: the second link
Jim: :3
TehRaziel: what is that hilt
TehRaziel: what is that guy
TehRaziel: fucking hell
Jim: Kanan Jarrus.
TehRaziel: oh no
TehRaziel: dont tell me
TehRaziel: there is a mother fucking
TehRaziel: second sith
TehRaziel: fuckthat shit
Jim: He's not a Sith.
Jim: More like an Inquisitor/Dark Jedi
TehRaziel: WHAT
TehRaziel: FUCK THAT SHIT
Jim: His character is 'The Inquisitor'
Jim: but not a Sith
TehRaziel: FUCKING DOUBLE HILT
TehRaziel: IN THAT SPACE?
TehRaziel: FUCK THAT
TehRaziel: IMPOSSIBLE
Jim: :3
TehRaziel: THE BLADE WOULD BE WWEAK AS FUCK
TehRaziel: ALSO
TehRaziel: also
Jim: THE CAPS ARE REAL
TehRaziel: he seems like a sith
Jim: Yes.
TehRaziel: i mean
TehRaziel: i havent seen the lightning
TehRaziel: but
Jim: But you'll see what sets him apart.
TehRaziel: i mean
TehRaziel: useless sit
TehRaziel: shit
TehRaziel: ALSO
TehRaziel: how the fuck
TehRaziel: does a fight go on that long?
TehRaziel: in canon, fights were short shit
TehRaziel: explain to me
TehRaziel: how they lasted
Jim: ask the choreographers for anakin vs. obi-wan
TehRaziel: until the kid wakes up?
TehRaziel: well
TehRaziel: anakin and obiwan, as well as yoda and palpy
TehRaziel: were literally the best duelists of the time
TehRaziel: youre telling me
TehRaziel: that two noobs
TehRaziel: one false sith
TehRaziel: and one random ass fake jedi
TehRaziel: managed not to kill each other
TehRaziel: or tire out
TehRaziel: in the time it takes
TehRaziel: for a human boy
TehRaziel: to come to?
Jim: JUST
Jim: goodbye cheat spinstaff
TehRaziel: i mean
TehRaziel: seriously
TehRaziel: youre telling me
TehRaziel: that a hilt the size
TehRaziel: of a single saber
TehRaziel: has not only
TehRaziel: the equipment for two sabers
TehRaziel: but also a motor?
Jim: kek
Jim: Notice how the Inquisitor takes his own life
Jim: where as a Sith would NEVER do that
Jim: I was hoping Kanan would say this instead
Jim: "You were right, I was a coward. But now I know there's something stronger, far more powerful. The dark side. Let me show you its true power!"
TehRaziel: this kanan scrub
TehRaziel: is so bad
TehRaziel: its awful
TehRaziel: he had a motherfucking chance
TehRaziel: to turn the fake ass jedi
TehRaziel: to the dark side
TehRaziel: clearly the jedi was a weak motherfucker
TehRaziel: also
TehRaziel: this is hilarious
TehRaziel: in the related vids on the side
TehRaziel: is a kanan vs opress vid
TehRaziel: like wtf
Jim: LOL
Jim: WHAT
TehRaziel: anyone
TehRaziel: could beat kanana
TehRaziel: ep2 whiny bitch ass anakin
Jim: I see Savage Opress vs. The Inquisitor
TehRaziel: would snooze while fighting kanan
Jim: not savage vs. kanan
TehRaziel: same shit
TehRaziel: i thought
Jim: No
TehRaziel: does the inquisitor not have a name
Jim: Kanan = "fake ass jedi"
TehRaziel: no
Jim: Yes, the Inquisitor is nameless
TehRaziel: fake ass jedi doesnt have a name
TehRaziel: he is a fake ass pussy bitch
Jim: lmfao
TehRaziel: this show
TehRaziel: sucks
Jim: Watch the full Inquisitor vs. Savage video
TehRaziel: k
Jim: it's quite funny
TehRaziel: WAIT
TehRaziel: what
Jim: how he gets savage's abilities run
TehRaziel: one fucking second
TehRaziel: 47 years
TehRaziel: before yavin
TehRaziel: assuming rebels
TehRaziel: is fairly close to ep4
Jim: Which means he was 42 years old in rebels
TehRaziel: this inquisitor
TehRaziel: is old as fuck
Jim: Yeah.
Jim: I was surprised
Jim: but whatever
Jim: its utapaun
TehRaziel: i mean
TehRaziel: the clone wars
TehRaziel: lasted what
TehRaziel: ten years?
TehRaziel: 8?
Jim: LO
Jim: L
Jim: NO
Jim: Three years
TehRaziel: 4?
TehRaziel: ROFL
TehRaziel: so then
TehRaziel: this fucker
TehRaziel: was lulzing around
TehRaziel: in the old republic
TehRaziel: why would palpy
TehRaziel: take a chance
TehRaziel: on someone not indoctrinated?
Jim: gg
TehRaziel: why not find some punk ass jedi bastard
Jim: Maybe he just wasn't mentioned until now
TehRaziel: and indoctrinate them
TehRaziel: i dont trust this fucking shit
TehRaziel: anyone
Jim: lel
TehRaziel: anyway
TehRaziel: continuing now
TehRaziel: UNDER VADER?
TehRaziel: fuck that shit
TehRaziel: fck
TehRaziel: that
TehRaziel: shit
TehRaziel: palpy i MIGHT elieve
TehRaziel: vader had galen
Jim: he is Vader's servant.
TehRaziel: and dont fucking tell me
Jim: Starkiller is no longer canon.
Jim: Unfortunately.
TehRaziel: FUCK
TehRaziel: THAT
TehRaziel: SHIT
TehRaziel: THEY REPLACED
Jim: I know. Saddening.
TehRaziel: FUCKING STARKILLER
TehRaziel: THE MOST FUCKING BADASS SITH/JEDI EVER
TehRaziel: WITH A 42 YEAR OLD SCRUB?
TehRaziel: tbh
TehRaziel: i understand why
TehRaziel: they didnt want anyone in the target demographic
TehRaziel: to relate tto the villain
TehRaziel: what tween
TehRaziel: would feel sorry
TehRaziel: for a 42 year old scrub?
TehRaziel: its propaganda
TehRaziel: full on motherfucking propaganda
TehRaziel: its actually
TehRaziel: terrifying
TehRaziel: it is full on indoctrination
TehRaziel: young = hero
TehRaziel: old = enemy
Jim: :3
TehRaziel: imagine
TehRaziel: if the voting age
TehRaziel: was lowered to ten
TehRaziel: who would
TehRaziel: 10-17 yr olds
TehRaziel: vote for?
TehRaziel: consdiering that kids represent the largest group
TehRaziel: WAIT
TehRaziel: A FUCKING SEC
TehRaziel: FUCKING INQUISITOR
Jim: LOL
TehRaziel: WAS A PRACTIIONER
TehRaziel: OF FORM 2?
Jim: "Savage was an Ataru user"
Jim: BULL
TehRaziel: MAKASHI?
Jim: SHIT
Jim: Yeah
Jim: he was
TehRaziel: ...how
TehRaziel: dont tell me he learned it from vader
TehRaziel: makashi required
Jim: I have no clue
TehRaziel: years of practice
TehRaziel: against actual force users
TehRaziel: wielding blades
TehRaziel: dooku never taught makashi to any of his scrubs
TehRaziel: because they didnt have enough people to fight against
Jim: except ventress
TehRaziel: i thought ventress
TehRaziel: used a diff style
Jim: She used a bit more wild Makashi too
TehRaziel: EXACTLY
TehRaziel: a true makashi user
TehRaziel: hones himself by fighting multipler targets
TehRaziel: ventress
TehRaziel: practically the blade of dooku
TehRaziel: fighting huge amounts of jedi
TehRaziel: still couldnt become a master of the style
TehRaziel: considering
TehRaziel: that in ep3
TehRaziel: dooku easily bested obiwan and anakin using light powers only
TehRaziel: it wasnt until anakin dipped dark that he could beat dooku
Jim: What do you think of that victor
Jim: :3
TehRaziel: havent finished it yet
TehRaziel: BUT
TehRaziel: if opress doesnt win
TehRaziel: i will find this guy
TehRaziel: and shove a cactus up his anal cavity
TehRaziel: while old
TehRaziel: and useless
TehRaziel: dooku was the prime example of a makashi master
TehRaziel: someone who doesnt break a sweat in a fight
Jim: Quite right
TehRaziel: the inquisitor
TehRaziel: is nothing like a makashi master
TehRaziel: or even a makashi adept
TehRaziel: from what i saw
Jim: I will confess
Jim: He is quite alright
TehRaziel: his movements didnt have the flow of even ventress
Jim: Dooku would best him tho
TehRaziel: PFF
TehRaziel: opress
TehRaziel: maul
TehRaziel: dooku
TehRaziel: ahsoka
TehRaziel: in her prime
TehRaziel: literally anyone could beat this inquisitor
Jim: Except deadeye duncan
TehRaziel: you can be the absolute best hands down duelsit in the world
TehRaziel: but i can still
TehRaziel: choke you if you are a weak ass force wielder
TehRaziel: give me the link
TehRaziel: to that duel again
TehRaziel: i need to review the inq's style
Jim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufNAx8JzhO8
TehRaziel: ty
TehRaziel: nope
TehRaziel: absolutely
TehRaziel: fucking not
TehRaziel: he is using
TehRaziel: two hands
TehRaziel: AND FEET STRIKES
Jim: Dooku used hands in ep3/2
Jim: kek
TehRaziel: only
TehRaziel: in stalemates
TehRaziel: power blocks
TehRaziel: never to parry
TehRaziel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvnwLLXHabg
TehRaziel: fight starts at 45
TehRaziel: notice how
TehRaziel: unless he is actively agressively pushing
TehRaziel: or if he is in a full on stalemate block
TehRaziel: he never uses two hands
TehRaziel: also
TehRaziel: he never uses his feet
TehRaziel: makashi was the duelists style
TehRaziel: and a duelist needed balance above all
TehRaziel: a makashi wielder didnt stumble
Jim: It might be a result of him adding his own elements
TehRaziel: possible
TehRaziel: but
Jim: oh wait, no
TehRaziel: you cant call him
Jim: i thought you were talking about inq
TehRaziel: a makashi practitioner
TehRaziel: if he changes it
Jim: dooku stumbled
TehRaziel: makashi is like japanese
TehRaziel: it is
TehRaziel: an old form
Jim: when anakin shoved him out of the way
TehRaziel: extremely traditional
TehRaziel: surprise
Jim: Inq is no makashi master
Jim: nuff said
TehRaziel: but
TehRaziel: he isnt even an adept
TehRaziel: he doesnt hold himself
TehRaziel: to the tenets of the form
TehRaziel: it would be like
TehRaziel: a non force user
TehRaziel: trying to imitate makashi
TehRaziel: not actually learning makashi from a teacher/textbook
Jim: I love how Anakin gets his arm cut off
Jim: he just stands there
Jim: while dooku spins for a second
TehRaziel: well fuck
Jim: and then gets dismembered
TehRaziel: lol ye
Jim: He nearly had him too
Jim: but then
Jim: he decided to be a little retard
TehRaziel: dooku
TehRaziel: as a makshi master
TehRaziel: is arrogant as fuck
TehRaziel: he believes himself impervious
TehRaziel: as such, anyone who  has like 3/4 his ability
TehRaziel: surprises him
TehRaziel: notice how
TehRaziel: he never uses just one hand with yoda
TehRaziel: he knows it will be a hard fight
Jim: iK
TehRaziel: doest take it easy
Jim: Ik* :3
TehRaziel: sorry
TehRaziel: i cant believe
TehRaziel: fucking inq
TehRaziel: beat opress
TehRaziel: like, absolutely not
TehRaziel: and you know
Jim: It's utter bullshit. I know.
TehRaziel: my opinion of opress
Jim: This is EXACTLY how it would happen:
Jim: The Inquisitor would slowly piss Savage Opress off and get Force whored eventually. Worn down, he would turn on his cheat spinstaff. Savage would deactivate one blade, take a step forward, draw his blade black, and slam it at the rotating blades, jarring the weapon out of the Inquisitor's hands and killing him with it.
TehRaziel: pff
TehRaziel: wouldnt even need
TehRaziel: to exploit the spinstaff
Jim: I never said he was exploiting it
Jim: :3
TehRaziel: opress could beat him in a straight fight
Jim: Or
Jim: it would go as easily as this
Jim: (sec):
TehRaziel: while you do that
TehRaziel: opress trained under
TehRaziel: 1. Ventress
TehRaziel: 2. Dooku
TehRaziel: 3. Maul
Jim: He trained under Ventress?
TehRaziel: didnt he?
Jim: He didn't really get much training...
Jim: He was a secret servant
Jim: but didnt actually learn shit
TehRaziel: he learnt survival
Jim: I thought that was a nightbrother thing
TehRaziel: males of his race
Jim: but
Jim: yes
TehRaziel: were subservient fucks
TehRaziel: ventress made him an alpha
TehRaziel: which is why he stopped taking shit from the both of them
Jim: This, my friend
Jim: Is irrefutable evidence that the Inquisitor would get steamrolled:
Jim: https://youtu.be/C1oWW6cJn8s?t=16s
TehRaziel: obiwan
TehRaziel: was a form 4 guy wasnt he
Jim: Nar. Three.
Jim: Partially four.
TehRaziel: which one was three again?
Jim: Soresu, the defense form.
Jim: He was the best Soresu master who ever actually existed.
Jim: And Savage just destroyed his defenses.
TehRaziel: if a soresu master
TehRaziel: was beaten by shear strikes
Jim: then the inquisitor is hopeless
TehRaziel: a makashi IMITATOR
TehRaziel: would be cut to bits
Jim: But
Jim: it's that same video I just linked you
Jim: that makes me feel extremely butthurt
Jim: about this
Jim: https://youtu.be/3YS5WiViTW4?t=40s
Jim: I mean
Jim: If Maul was going to win
Jim: Couldn't the fight have been longer
Jim: This is basically when the writers stopped completely giving a shit about Savage
Jim: He was clearly getting more powerful and skilled in the Death Watch arc
TehRaziel: ye i mean
Jim: But like
TehRaziel: wasnt this
TehRaziel: really early in opress' relationship with his bro
TehRaziel: maul hadnt taught him much of anything
TehRaziel: and maul NEVER trained under dooku
TehRaziel: dont tell me maul picked through opress' style in 3 sec
Jim: It's just
Jim: Gay.
Jim: It shouldn't have been done like that.
Jim: Maybe more like
Jim: Malgus vs. Zallow in the TOR Deceived trailer
Jim: But Maul outclasses him in the apex of the fight
Jim: or a draw
TehRaziel: Makashi also placed a great deal of emphasis on footwork in both attack and defense. The footwork of Form II practitioners commonly followed a single line, front and back, shifting the feet to keep in perfect balance as the practitioner advanced and retreated.
Jim: since Savage is more powerful but Maul is more skilled
TehRaziel: if the inq
TehRaziel: was a true practitioner
TehRaziel: on a bridge
TehRaziel: with only two routes
TehRaziel: he would have owned
Jim: https://youtu.be/54ikR2tWUOU?t=26s
Jim: The Inquisitor's display here is kind of impressive though.
TehRaziel: Due to Form II's emphasis on blade manipulation, and its many fluid one-handed moves, Makashi practitioners often wielded lightsabers that were specialized for such use.
TehRaziel: also
TehRaziel: um
TehRaziel: one thing
TehRaziel: why does
TehRaziel: the inq's blade oscillate so bad?
TehRaziel: its like an unbalanced flourescent bulb
Jim: :3
TehRaziel: now that
TehRaziel: fight
TehRaziel: was more makashi
Jim: Yeah
Jim: He was probably offset though
TehRaziel: elegant
TehRaziel: in control
Jim: when kanan surprised him with that gunsaber shit
TehRaziel: still
TehRaziel: the inq
Jim: And Makashi's specialty is NOT against deflection
TehRaziel: is too agressive
TehRaziel: a makashi user
TehRaziel: waits for his enemy to make a mistake
TehRaziel: and exploits it
Jim: Which is what he did in this fight
TehRaziel: inq tries to force an opoening
Jim: Sort of.
Jim: Also
Jim: Notice he's a left-handed fighter
TehRaziel: fuck rebels
TehRaziel: fuck that useless show
Jim: lmfao
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Jim: NO
Jim: Why would you leave
Jim: rofl