SONICS REDEMPTION

 SONIC'S REDEMPTION.
    Read and written by Robert costanza
    2007

    Sonic and tails were running and flying around mobius and going fast like sonic usually did because he was Sonic and went fast. They were happy because where thinking about Harry potter and their friends on Hogwarts.
    "gee I sure miss Hogwarts" said tails and looked sad like a dog that was sad.  "Me too tails I wonder what Muyrtle the big boobies ghost girl was doing and Harry potter too" said sonic with a twink in his eye and nudged tails on the head  "but we got to go to home now. Chris is waiting for us! "  and he was. Chris was waiting for sonic just like how a cobra waits for it's moment to strike it's prey: the vicious blacks.

    On sonic and tails way home they came across an owl a really weird owl that was white and dirty for some reasons and it stunk. Sonic reconized the owl imediately and screamed from the top of his lungs "THAT'S HARRY POTTERS OWL I CAN SMELL IT" but tails was already flying away. It was like he don't give a crap and he didn't because he was on way home and wanted to get home to hang Chris. "It was probably a miss steak his parents made" said tails but Sonic knew Harry potter didn't have parents. He was like Juan alberto from history class but wasn't a loser.


    END OF CHAPTER 1


CHAPTER 2

        Sonic and Tails went home, ignoreing the stink owl that stunk like my dads mouth hole aka a open sewer and sonic thought the owl was retarded
When Sonic and Tails got home they saw Chris standing outside waveing his arms like an idiot and spinning his head and Sonic and Tails got closer and saw him then got closer and Chris shouted  "SONIC TAILS HOGWARDS NEEDS HELP YOU HAVE TO HELP PLEASE HELP" all while spreadin his legs and slapping the ground really hard with his hands like Gavin wolfe did in reeses and was restreined by teacher miss Holly
"Oh no!!"  said Sonig really upset  "Chris what has happened???"
"Voldemort is back and this time his working with Doctor Eggman" said Chris and Tails did a really loud scream "%" and Sonic too, they did a really loud scream together.
"maybe that's why Harry potters owl was back there stinking up every thing like a really used toilet that was clogged and not cleaned in 6 and a half years"  pondered Sonic and scratched his head thinkingly. "YEAH!"  said Tails calmly because he had already thinked of that situation and found out it was true because it made all the sense "but how do we get back to Hogwards without Doctor Eggmans machine??
"idfk you're the science guy" said Sonic and it was true.  Tails was very science.  And Tails said  "I'll build a machine but I need robot oil, rat intestin and vagina spiders"
"Let's go get them!!"  said Sonic to Chris and they ran to the enchantend forest to look for the ingredients...

After some hours searching Sonic and Chris found a rat and asked to take its intestin and it said ok so Sonic and Chris took his intestins and ran to a robot place where they got liquid slippery robot oil but they just needed 1 more ingredient.......
Sonic and Chris thanked a lot about it where could they get vaginal spider?   All of a sudden Sonic screams from the top of his lungs "I GOT IT!!  AMY SHOULD HAVE SOME OF THEM"  and Chris became really happy and static so they ran to Amys house.


        END OF CHAPTER 2


CHAPTER 3

        Sonic and Chris ran and they went fast. So fast that you could only see a blue ray, all the way to Amy's house and banged on her door until it started breaking and stuff
Amy opened the door and was banged too by Chris who was a idiot jerk dick and retarded (he has a retarded voice in sonic X and looks like a mongoe) Sonic and Chris shouted "Amy we need to see your vagina please!!  it's urgent"  and Amy was confussed and asked what this was "what is this why are you all here?"  and Sonic said  "Amy please show  us your vagina, our friends in Hogwards need help!"  and Sonic ripped off her pants and there it was, her vagina and it had some big spiders walking in and out and even a little web that dangled throu.  "Cool"  said Sonic and took out his penis with big blue balls coz girls really like really big balls like Sonic's so it was ok for Amy cause balls are like boobies for men.  Sonic smiled really wide and Chris standed on Amy while Sonic polished his long inverted stuffed sock and plugged it in Amys ear like a ipod so she could hear him cuming and it didn't hurt she really liked it coz she was smiling and it made sonic horned like a rhino or a buffalo in the jungle hearing the femal voodoo bongo bung hole mating call of africa and he put his disgasting peckaxe in her salmon hole and the spiders bit his dick really bad but it was good cause Sonic is imune to spider bite and black mambas too since he went to Gaboon.
"Ok ok ok alright yeah okey okey alright oh yeah gotta go fast!!!!!!!!!!"  said Sonic when he put it inside of her and out her sink bung and made a curve to steal a creature from Amy's spider infested stunk hole and Sonic screamed in happyNess and depoosited his cool whip craem cheese fetuchine in her vagina.
With all the ingredients in hand Sonic went home to Tails that was waiting for him.



        END OF CHAPTER 3


CHAPTER 4

Sonic and Tail were together now and Tails took the rat intestin, the spider and the robot oil and mixed it in a pot and pan then put his balls in it and screamed "SONIC", then through it over at a kindergarten where my little brother was and it hit my little brother right in the facehole with the vagina spider and rat intestin and Tails ball sweat coz he broke my nintendo ds and deserved it.
Sonic and Tails ate the mixture and they ware teleported to Hogwards Grifyndor table where Harry potter, Ron and Hermoine were waiting and Sonic fell in Ron's soup again but since he was retarded he just ate it offa the table then slurped it like a slurping anteater or a slurper off the ground.  "guys where do you need help??"  said Tails, obiously worried about everyone's well being "yeah " said Harry really happy and static and made a big smile like this  :)  Ron said  "guys you gotta come with us you gotta see something it's very important!"  and Harry potter, Ron weasely and Hermoine granger lead Sonic and Tails through the school where they were greeted with many friendly faces everyone cheered "SONIC AND TAILS IS HERE" yelled Dambledorf. Snape gave Sonic a brofist and Draco was seen in the hall ways and said "hi" and smiled like a gay but Ron dropkicked him and everyone laughed.  Large festives happened and people were having fun while Dumbergurt summoned food on the big tables, some of it that was mexicano and some weird things they eat in england that's a ball of shit. But Sonic liked it any way coz he's british and the gang went up to the Gryfindor tower, hurriedly due to little time and Harry explained...
"The reason I summoned you Sonic and Tails was because Dr. EggMan and Voldemort are back and are making evil things and threateneing the school", "they even made magic robots and Harry and I had to kill them with magic" began Ron. "Hmm, that's too bad" said Sonic while taking big chunks of the poop ball thing and chewing open mouthed for the world to glare at him inside his mau at full work as he digested this poo with ease then let out a groan of satisfaction.  Harry stared at Sonic and smiled because he imagined it also in his head which was neat.  "I want to go party"  said Tails,  "NO!" yelled Hermoine at him and she was right they had to begin planning but the music from down stairs was very loud and it cracked the walls and the door a little so it must of been really fun.
"What do we need to do, you must tell us what to do please tell us what to do" said Sonic to Harry,  "the evil guys (dr. EggMan and Voldemort) they attacked Hogwards with their evil army of magic robots, it was horrible and they even got Muyrtle and Neville the tard and Hagrid!" to which Tails thout a lot, like some minutes or an an hour and said "hmm"  then Sonic said "We got an idea!" and so they did.

(IDK WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS, HE FELL IN AMYS HOLE AND WAS EATEN BY THE SPIDERS OK? OMG GAVIN JUST STOP ASKING, JESUS)


        END OF CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5

The next morning Sonic, Tails, Harry potter, Ron weasely, Hermoine granger awoke to Harry potter going to the bathroom break in his bed and they all laughed then took the sheet and saved it in the backpack then went downstairs and had magic breakfast of bread and magic things like tea and frogs. Dumbldoor was there too and he talked about something but nobody cared cause he was old and he was like the old people at my grandmas home that sit and talk about things no one cares about so Harry potter asked him to tell what happened to Muyrtle and Neville and HAgrid.  "It was a cold night a week ago and suddenly Hagrid called and screamed in the phone then it broke and we sent Neville to go down to check Hagrid but he disapeared and I was looking at the camera I put on Muyrtle bathroom to see her big boobies and ass and saw Voldemort and a fat gay with mustache go in there and take her with a net" said Doernborn.  "Ok." said Sonic and Harry potter and went to do their plan so they packed their bags with food and things, water bottles, staffes and wands of all sizes, flash light, cough medicine and candy.  Harry bent down and put his head between his legs and screamed and took a girl and stomped on her, this is what they do in england for good luck and Sonic and Tails understood so they clapped.
Then our heroes went off in the distance in the sun set

Our heros walked for long and long SOnic wanted to run but remembered he could not because no one could keep up so he wasn't an idiot ass.  After walking for a long time they got to a little house with an old lady inside.  "Come on children I baked cookies and coffee" said the old lady "please stay for the night I get very lonely here" and she had a twinkie in her eye and Sonic said "old bitch" but every one knew he was kidding so they laughed cause he's awesome like that.

The old lady blinked her eye and took off her top to show her big purple sausage bags then grabed them and said  "want a taste boys?  its your price for this night"  and Harry potter and Sonic ran to her and put them in their mouthes while Tails, Ron and Hermoine watched and clapped.  Old lady put away her bottoms and reveled her bacon curtains that were all shriveled up like a prune and in the center, a very big ball. It looked like a baby so Harry potter twisted it off and sucked on the nub while Sonic tugged her old canadian milk bags very hard and they started bleeding a little.  Sonic kicked his foot in her vage some times and put both his foots in and spread hes legs so that Harry could glance in the hole and he yelled  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"  and eco came with some weird rambling and inside was a little monkey, then Harry plugged his one eyed british red baron in the old ladys gapeing tit hole and came whipped sweet and sour sauce on her so she even made another baby.
Harry potter and Sonic said "unf" as they grabbed the old ladys butt hole and opened it and fed it coffee throu the butt coz we learned at school that your butt hole can absorb and eat things too.  It was a wonderful evening and Sonic and the gang went to sleep after haveing banged the old lady and show her good and nice pleasure.
"Heheehehahe thanks for the sex!!" said Sonic while Harry potter pooped in the coffee mug. What a jolly night



        END OF CHAPTER 5


CHAPTER 6

It was morning in the old lady's bungaloe bung shack, Harry potter, Ron weasely, Hermoine granger, Sonic and Tails were sleeping and they had slept a lot.  The old lady was making dinner but the friends were still sleeping because they had slept all night and that is what happened.  Sonic got up boltingly and went to the bathroom. In the bathroom he tried to do some thing but they did not work so he failed for the first time in his entire life and it was kinda bad, the old lady waked up the friends for them to eat dinner with her but forgot that Sonic existed and for that he broke down the bath room door silently and waited for the friends to eat the dinner before he joined too.  "Sonic you son of a bitch" said the old lady when she got to see the door he had broke down and suddenly grabed a knife!  Sonic doged the knife and only now they saw it...  the old lady...  was a witch.  Harry potter, Ron and Hermoine grabbed their magic wands and they all said "EXPECTO PATRO" and blue light shot out but the old lady was too power full and doged the magic and made magic shot out of her knife that hit Ron in the dick so it was very painfull, he fell down.

"YOU ARE MINE AND I WILL MAKE SOUPS OF YOU!!"  screamed the old bitch and slapped Harry potter in the ears,  "WELCOME TO DIE!!!!!"

but just as Harry potter was screaming for help cause he was about to die Tails kicked her in the pussy and mauled her til she was a bloodey mess with his fists and his head some times because it was big and could of been used like that.
"Lol strawberry jelly!"  said Sonic and everyone laughed because it was funny.

After the long intese battle they took some things from the dead ladys house and flushed her red jelly body down the drains.  And they took her car and a screw driver for Tails, also a back pack to store things in and some food they can eat on their way.
"Just another day in england" said Hermoine and was looking really hot and sweaty with her boobs hanging out that Harry potter and Ron were slapping around and punching also but it didn't hurt and like that our friends got in their new car  that was a mazda cx-7 and was chromed also had turbo and flames on the sides and like this they drove down the high way in the sunset.

	END OF CHAPTER 6

CHAPTER 7

Our friends had drived a long long way now and they did not know where to go so they looked at the map and asked some people where they had to go. Ron that was a douche did not do anything tho. After Tails had drived long enough they found a very scarey forest that was dark and had skeletons and pumpkins on it so he figured it was the right place to go for help, and thus drived down the road of iminent death and despair which was normal where he came from aka mongolia or something idk. The car was running out of gas and Sonic thought it was very annoying so he made the friends get out and look for a gas pole or a station or a house that they could sleep in for the night cause it was very dark.  Suddenly they heared a voice behind them "yo" but they turned around and could not see what it was so Hermoine got scared and screamed like the girl she was.
"Who are you?"  said Sonic "Who are you?"
"yo wasup my nigga" said the thing behind them and Tails made a research and searched on his computer what it was and it said it could of been a black wanting to rob them.
"yo wasupma homey" said Tails as atempt to speak negroe with the wild black "where are we".  And the black said "yous in detroit".  "cool" said Sonic and gave him a fistbump and asked what his name was and the black said "my name is Bubba ma nigga" and it looked like he was friendly so they asked if he knew of a Dr. EggMan and a Voldemort and he did but first he wanted to take them back to his house cause it was night and so our friends went to the ghetos.
"yo watch out fo dem snitchus and bitches" and our friends knew what he meant so they walked really quiet in his house where they saw a lot of drugs and beer. Bubba took them to his kitchen where he made fried chickens and served them some "eat up little niggas yall need the strengt fo dat trip to defeat dr. EggMan and Voldemort" and they did, his chicken was really good too unlike my grandmas that taste like cardboard so there was no problem and when they were done Bubba showed them their rooms and his doors were really big cause he was really fat but it was all cool so they sleeped in his house for the night, resting their tired limbs for a tomorrow days worth of fight where they had to face their mortal enemies. Bubba sleeped with them to make sure no bitches came and stole their innocence.

The next day was here and our heroes were woke up by the neighbors rooster so Bubba made breakfast but when they were about to leave he asked
"dang man I really liked havin yous ova can I join you guys please?"
Sonic though for a bit and came to concussion that one more guy would not hurt, so Bubba told his story and it went like this...
"Everything was peaceful in the gheto of detroit until the evil happened. Dr. EggMan and Voldemort came and bought destruction on the peaceful gheto niggas. first they tok my wife then my kids I got to run from them but I never saw em again.. I have come to vengeance my lost loved ones..."  and Bubba rolled a tear down his eye as Harry potter stared open mouthed and drooled a little but it was sad soe every one cried and said yes.  And so Bubba joined their team of heroes as they set to find some gas and find the evil base.

	END OF CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8