Berry Christmas (Retarded Berry)

>As you sit on your porch just enjoying the winter weather, a loud yell is heard from inside.
>"Anoooon!"
>Maybe if you ignore her, she'll let up.
>You wait for the next scream.
>Nothing is heard.
>Holy shit, it worked.
>A yellow figure is seen walking up the path to your house.
>It's Fluttershy.
>She's wearing a cute green and pink winter getup with a fluffy saddle on her back.
>You smile and stand from your chair when she nears.
"Hello Fluttershy."
>She replies with a smile.
>"H-Hey Anon. How is everything with you and-"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
>In terror, Fluttershy slams her head into the pile of snow at her hooves.
>You turn around angrily.
"WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!"
>She is sitting at the bottom of the stairs with tears in her eyes.
>She looks down at her nose as she rubs it.
>"I hurted my face, Anon."
>After a sigh, you turn back to Fluttershy and pull her out of the snow.
>She blinks a few times, blushes, and then shakes the snow off of her face.
>"S-Some things n-never change then?"
"You got that right. Want to come in?"
>She nods.
>"I'd l-love to."
>Stepping aside, you let her in and then step in yourself, closing the door behind you.
>She goes to the couch and sits down in the furthest possible position from Berry.
>Her reasoning is sound, considering that word of what happened at Twilight's place spread around the town.
>Nowadays you can't completely cover a bathroom in shit without the whole town finding out.
>Berry sits there rubbing her nose with a hoof.
>She uncrosses her eyes and looks over at Fluttershy.
>"Oh, hi!"
>Fluttershy meekly waves.
"Why don't you two chat a bit while I go make hot cocoa."
>Shy stammers.
>"W-Well actually I r-really wanted to-"
"No no, it's fine. I'll be quick."
>Berry rushes over to the couch and jumps on it full force, making Fluttershy bounce a bit.
>She then starts making strange noises like she's trying to talk.
>Fluttershy looks scared.
>You enter the kitchen and begin making hot cocoa.
>Or you would have begun making the cocoa, had Berry not just screamed at the top of her lungs.
>Quickly exit the kitchen and see Fluttershy staring wide eyed at you.
>Berry has her face in her hooves and is laying on the floor in front of Fluttershy.
"The fuck?"
>Fluttershy looks more scared.
>"I-I can explain!"
"Nah it's fine. Unless you like, punched her in the face or something."
>She shakes her head.
>"O-Of course not! I'd never do that! I, um, I just tried to get her off me and she screamed when I touched her!"
>Narrow your eyes at her.
>She squeaks and avoids your glare.
"Sounds about right."
>She lets out a sigh of relief.
>"A-Alright. Well, I came here-"
>You cut her off as you take a seat on the cushioned chair across from the couch.
"Eh, fuck the cocoa. So Flutters, what brings you here?"
>"I-I was just about to-"
"Just come to visit? Or maybe you have something to discuss with me?"
>"Y-Yes actually. I mean yes to the second one, I wanted to talk about what I did before."
>A fairly loud groan escapes your lips.
>You lean back and cross your arms.
>She starts to look away.
"You mean when you nearly got Berry killed because you raped me?"
>She makes a tiny squeak sound and hides her eyes behind her mane.
>"I-I'm really sorry Anon! I didn't-"
"Fluttershy. I know what you did was wrong."
>Berry stands up and sits there, watching both of you.
>Fluttershy nods a little bit and looks at the ground.
"And that there isn't a way to prove you weren't the cause of her almost drowning in the tub."
>She backs into the couch, whispering apologies.
"And that I should hate you with every fiber of my being..."
>She closes her eyes, expecting the worst.
"But I forgive you."
>She stops cowering and moves her mane out of her face.
>"What?"
"Look, life is all about forgiving and forgetting right?"
>She lightly nods.
>You stand up and walk over to the couch, plopping yourself down right next to her.
"Consider this one of those moments of forgiving and forgetting."
>She blushes as your left arm comes down over her body and pulls her in to you.
>"O-Okay... Th-Thanks for forgiving me."
"You're welcome Flutters."
>She turns her head to face yours.
>You smile.
>She blushes even harder.
>Then she lightly pecks you on the nose and flies over to the door.
>When she opens it, you call out to her.
"Hey Fluttershy!"
>She stops and turns around.
"Merry-"
>Berry jumps on your lap and slams her ass down hard on your thighs.
>"I WANNA SAY IT!"
"Fuck, fine!"
>Berry turns to Fluttershy and opens her mouth as if to say something.
>Then she turns back around.
>"What was it?"
"Merry Christmas."
>She screams in your face.
>"OH YEAH!"
>She turns around and calls out to Fluttershy.
>"BERRY CHRISTMAS!"
>"Um... Y-You too?"
>Fluttershy awkwardly smiles and flies out, shutting the door behind her.
"Damn it Berry, I said MERRY Christmas..."
>She turns to you with a bright smile on her face.
"You're fucking retarded Berry."
>"I love you too Anon. Now let's cook a goose!"
>Fucking Berry.