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AWESOME QUOTES:

[9:36 PM] TheFadedWarrior: 'Twas barn in 1993
[9:36 PM] TheFadedWarrior: Them devil twins
[9:37 PM] TheFadedWarrior: 'Neighbor got'n drunk
[9:37 PM] TheFadedWarrior: Gave birth to twins, yeh
[9:43 PM] TheFadedWarrior: 'Dem twins got'n first nip of 'oonshine at age 3
[9:44 PM] TheFadedWarrior: 'Dem twins went 'round town kissin' the grass 'n huggin' the water
[9:46 PM] TheFadedWarrior: 'Twins caught their first Pokaman when they were shinin' mah shoes. Oddly, 'dem twins spat a Muk on 'mah shoe.
[9:49 PM] TheFadedWarrior: Twins were never seen since they caught 'them Muk peoples. I heard 'bout 'dem twins becomin' Elite Fours in the city. 'Dem twins never oughtta be Elite Fours on my watch... if I had one of the darned watch gizmos anyways.
[9:50 PM] TheFadedWarrior: An' that's what inspired meh to become a Pokaman trainah, y'hear. 'N so I would beat them with mah Pokamanz

[10:39 PM] SuperCrash64: you are plan


[04:50 PM] LenKagamineLover: WHAZ GUD,NYUGG-oh.There's no one here.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[01:45 PM] FunnyFurret: Once when a shiny Geodude used selfdestruct I raged freaked and threw my ds lite out of the window at the beach and someone picked it up so had to go on street in the middle of the nite getting that dumb thing

FunnyFurret: My ds lite went in the was machine once
FunnyFurret: And dropped it out the window

zelda2: My friend has broken his DS 3 times
zelda2: Once he sat on it
zelda2: Then he raged because he couldn't beat a lego game and smashed it on the wall
zelda2: And the last one...
zelda2: I forget. <img src=images/smilies/tongue.gif align=absmiddle>

FunnyFurret: Wait I'm a guy, forgot
zelda2: Look in your pants, you'll remember.
FunnyFurret: Can't do that, have no pants

[8:42 PM] mlb789: WHEN TEARS ARE IN
[8:42 PM] mlb789: YOUR EYESA
[8:42 PM] mlb789: I butchered that
[8:42 PM] mlb789: bye

[7:18 PM] TheFadedWarrior: Could you please pretend to give me a high-five?
[7:19 PM] Jordanv78: lol ok
Awhile later...
[7:35 PM] Jordanv78: *high five

[2:24 PM] DittoDude44: Ethan wasshowing mepics

[4:01 PM] yoshirulez!: dave likes wheat thins
[4:02 PM] yoshirulez!: and looks like tony hawk
[4:02 PM] yoshirulez!: and likes cheesecake
[4:06 PM] yoshirulez!: is that strange to know this?

[7:56 PM] TheFadedWarrior: Jordan, tell me a joke
[7:56 PM] TheFadedWarrior: One that I probably haven't heard before
[7:57 PM] Jordanv78: Yo momma so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside so she ran to grab a spoon
[7:57 PM] Jordanv78: Or the old stand by, "Yo momma so stupid, she got fired from the M+M factory for throwing away all the 'W's'

[7:58 PM] Jordanv78: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
[7:59 PM] Jordanv78: She can't find "11"

[7:50 PM] On3On: NO
[7:50 PM] On3On: YOU DONT HIDE BEHIND YOUR POOP
[7:50 PM] On3On: YOU MUST TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY
[7:50 PM] On3On: FOR YOUR ACTIONS
[7:50 PM] On3On: OR YOU'LL SHRIVEL INTO A MEAN LIL' PERSON

[5:26 PM] mlb789: what is secks
[5:26 PM] TheFadedWarrior: ITS WHEN
[5:26 PM] tiber1976: oh my god
[5:26 PM] TheFadedWarrior: MOMMY AND DADDY
[5:26 PM] tiber1976: DON'T!

[9:29 PM] ann romney: hello do yall know my husband mitt?
[9:30 PM] ann romney: you met my husband mitt?
[9:30 PM] ann romney: mitt romney?
[9:30 PM] barrack obama: u aint got no jobs anymore
[9:31 PM] ann romney: ladies of the house
[9:31 PM] barrack obama: lets make the white house the black house!

[3:00 PM] TheFadedWarrior: YOU SCUMBAGS
[3:00 PM] TheFadedWarrior: ILL KILL YOU
[3:00 PM] TheFadedWarrior: SUCKERS
[3:00 PM] TheFadedWarrior: I NEVER FLAME
[3:00 PM] TheFadedWarrior: SO DON'T SAY I DO, FREAKS

[8:42 PM] metroidhunter72: Ballsacks
[8:42 PM] metroidhunter72: And with that, I depart
[8:42 PM] metroidhunter72: Farewell

[6:15 PM] TheFadedWarrior: Pacman isn't listening
[6:15 PM] TheFadedWarrior: He went to eat again
[6:15 PM] pacman1755: I am
[6:15 PM] TheFadedWarrior: He lied, he's still eating
SYSTEM: TheFadedWarrior is muted by pacman1755 for breaking rules at room Immature/Kids Room!
[6:15 PM] pacman1755: Shut up

[10:12 PM] TheFadedWarrior: what if
[10:13 PM] On3On: What if the world was a marshmallow

[10:13 PM] TheFadedWarrior: an old lady worked for an anti-piracy on the internet association
[10:13 PM] TheFadedWarrior: She would smell like SOPA (rather than soap)

[5:30 PM] iN008: I think we should neuter and spay discord
[5:30 PM] iN008: Cause *Bleep* knows what gender it is, but we don't want it having kids.

[5:31 PM] sonicmcmuffin: POOP
[5:32 PM] sonicmcmuffin: AND THAT IS ALL I WROTE

[2:09 PM] Tails the Fox: The fact that 'Tails the Fox' is my username is irrelivant to me.
[2:09 PM] Batman#1: then why pick it
[2:09 PM] Batman#1: like ur nose

[2:43 PM] JasonVoorheespt3: cause your STUPID your not a gamer or else youll know the answers, IDIOT

[2:56 PM] Batman#1: i bet ya that noo8 or tails have seen any of the friday the 13th movies or the nightmare on elm street seris or halloween
[2:56 PM] iN008: I just lost 10 IQ points from reading that.

[1:44 PM] bobq: like 70 asians just walked past me and ever one of them said the word hospitable about 6 times each

[5:39 PM] ookamiken: omg mullet icecream cat

[9:17 PM] fangsonic: how did you beacume site staff
[9:17 PM] iN008: By touching bananas

[3:26 PM] iN008: Faded, y u so numskull?
[3:26 PM] TheFadedWarrior: iB008, y u so... uh... iB008y?
[3:27 PM] iN008: because i grew tits?
[3:27 PM] iN008: Blue tits from eggs into majestic birds.

[1:06 PM] Supercrash64: Who wan'ts beeer(besides barathemos)?
[1:06 PM] Barathemos: ME!
[1:06 PM] Supercrash64: I said besides barathemos
[1:06 PM] Barathemos: I am not barathemos
[1:06 PM] Supercrash64: Then you are a hax!
[1:06 PM] Barathemos: Duh
[1:07 PM] Barathemos: So, GIVE ME BEER

[1:41 PM] Trash Boat: I am the Trash Boat
[1:41 PM] TornadoMudkip: Nice for you
[1:42 PM] Trash Boat: I smell like trash.
[1:42 PM] Trash Boat: I havn't showered in four weeks.

[3:47 PM] sonicmcmuffin: WATCH OUT
[3:47 PM] sonicmcmuffin: I'M A BRONY
[3:47 PM] sonicmcmuffin: HIDE  YO KIDS
[3:47 PM] sonicmcmuffin: HIDE YO WIFR

[1:30 PM] BluemageKyle: I vomit when I am bored, bro.
[1:30 PM] BluemageKyle: BADASS UP IN HERE

[10:50 AM] Tails the Fox: Gun bash is not a very good name... just saying.
[10:50 AM] shanezer: dont really give a tootin fart
[10:50 AM] Tails the Fox: Dem farts be tootin.
Tails the Fox: farts on Faded's hand.

[7:16 PM] TheFadedWarrior: My name is not faded
[7:16 PM] TheFadedWarrior: It's moustacheachu
[7:16 PM] TheFadedWarrior: Get it right.
[7:16 PM] TheFadedWarrior: I also have a Mexican accent, but I type with an English accent
[7:17 PM] Supercrash64: I type with the weegee accent.

[5:06 PM] bobq: hes a brock wall of humor
[5:06 PM] bobq: brick
[5:06 PM] supersonic1998: lol a brock wall
[5:07 PM] supersonic1998: A wall made of nothing but Brock's

[5:09 PM] YourMajestyKen: that refreshing feeling when you have a glass of ice cold coca cola.
[5:09 PM] bobq: and then spill the whole thing on your lap

[5:13 PM] KirbyFan20: RP Room someone please?
[5:13 PM] YourMajestyKen: I;m not into role play..
[5:13 PM] YourMajestyKen: but fore play.

[4:38 PM] ookamiken: i have neverus twitch
[4:39 PM] goodboy: Neverus twitch, that's serious.

[8:22 PM] Bintsy: well do I have some news for you..
[8:23 PM] play4fun: you getting a house?
[8:23 PM] play4fun: you getting married?
[8:23 PM] play4fun: you getting fired?

Welcome to General Chat, yoshirulez!!
[7:11 PM] deg2000: yoshi youre werid

[8:58 PM] GameBoy1023: The saxophone called... It wants you to stop raping it.

[6:42 PM] earthwarrior: im pretty sure it was faded warrior. I think he's a hacker. He has access to hidden files and other things that trusted members wouldn't have access to.

[12:42 PM] NintendoFanKimmy: Annette... You look extraordinarily familiar.
[12:42 PM] NintendoFanKimmy: Um... Would you mind sharing your first name?
[12:43 PM] NintendoFanKimmy: It's alright if you don't want to.
[12:43 PM] Annette: my first name is Annette...
[12:43 PM] NintendoFanKimmy: Really?
[12:43 PM] Annette: annette is my real name yeah

[3:45 PM] Tails the Fox: Aria got me wet.

[3:50 PM] Tails the Fox: The breeding process of a leggy makes absolutely no sense.

[12:15 PM] Annette: sex
[12:15 PM] Annette: there, i said it.
[12:15 PM] Annette: we can all move on now
[12:15 PM] TheFadedWarrior: WHERE, ANN
[12:15 PM] TheFadedWarrior: WHERE
[12:15 PM] Annette: in my pants (jk no)

[12:24 PM] imamonster: Thanks!

[12:31 AM] Annette: pOOP ISNT FUNNY STOP LAUGHING
[12:31 AM] Annette: omg

[4:13 PM] soldierboi159: How was eating your piss

(in the context of pretzels)[4:16 PM] weeniedog12: sometimes i bite off the other holes and holses that are left and put em on my fingers and toes and then i go like, i be gettin dat cash cuz all mah coins are amyoolat