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Hark ZeldaFreakGlitcha, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know you can do a little better but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next runs, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find new strats as always. Great job ZeldaFanGirl. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.

zfg u shameful motherfucker. It is clear to me that u want the money of ur audience and u don’t care abot anything else. Man wtf this not cool I never new u were the greedy type but now its really obvious ur in it for the money.

Hark ZFG, I took your friendly advice and enjoyed a nice refreshing Mountain Dew and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Everyone in the stream would be remiss to not enjoy these fantastic speedrunning products!


zfg use this stream offline layout i made for you. it really tooked me hours and hours to make i hope you're satisfied! if not you can give me feedback and tell what i did wrong. every human makes mistakes like Barack Obama. i was born in a cold place in the desert gobi and my mother worked as a cleaner. if you splice a watermelon it splashes in every direction btw heres my layout. keep up the good work cause a calender cant speak ! http://i.imgur.com/cVid4Su.jpg

ZFG was bd enough allready when he was using us to make his twitch veiwing bucks. Now he flat out asks us to donate to him so he can quench his unending thirst for the money of us innocent viewers. I can't believe you ZFG, I thouht better of you. I thought you did this so we could all enjoy you and have a good time. Now that I know how wrong I was, I never wanna see ur face again. We're through. #ZFGCashWhore

ZFG, I'm really disappointed in you. I heard that there were many sellouts on twitch, but I never thought that you were one of them. Everytime I watch your stream you ask for donations constantly and you don't even get to adult 1. YOur not even a real speedrunner anymore. WHen was the last time you finished a run? All you care about are those twitch bucks. You fucking asshole!

 pheenoh you heartless monster!! why did you have to take the WR from demon? Did you see the tweet he made "i lost all world record" ;_; Are you really such a selfish cretin that you couldn't just give him ONE DAMN sense of hope and satisfaction? i know it's hard for you to understand human emotions, but there's something called empathy. it's not enough that you stole his strats, but you had to steal his record too. Well the one thing you can't steal from him is my love

This is not the run. If these words could possibly describe the amount of negativity in my body right at this very moment, your screen would shatter in shock. This whole run is a joke. There's been tons of fuck ups everywhere, the sole reason he's ahead right now is due to his abomination of a previous run. He's also a complete and utter choker in intense situations and fucks up and every possible chance he gets. He. doesn't like you guys, he doesn't enjoy streaming, the only reason he still streams is to get donations in order to pay for a roof over his sorry ass. He has no social life, all he does is stream all day and buy shitty materiel products with the money he earns from twitch. I can't believe he hasn't quit already. This is a complete and utter disgrace to speedrunning.

zfg, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down, u shameful motherfucker. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. i've realized this, and it's so liberating. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud. Remember that the Bible condemns homosexuality

 ZFG i am here to inform that your penis size is one we have not recorded yet. We will need your address and a time to come measure your penis. If you do not respond, we will put you down as less than 1 inch. We need your penis input for we have been told it is the longest we will be able to imagine. ZFG can you respond within the hour so we may take your penis and measure your penis with out special hands to measure your penis. We need you ZFG, you're our only hope.

: Im sorry ZFG, but exploiting glitches is cheating, and i'm not even sure there are such glitches around wich will make youwarp from the deku tree to one of the last stages of Ganondorf.if glitching isn't cheating, then shooting people in a multiplayer game fromoutside the map is also legit. trying to defend yourself by concluding that youdidnt changed the game doesn't make exploiting legit, and it's only naturalyou are in for some critisism since people don't like this crap!

Hey ZFG this is going to point out another ridiculous logical fallacy that we all think is funny because we're retarded and then it's going to be followed by an emotional overreaction and exaggerated prosecution of your behavior because making fun of you when I actually like you is really funny and original. I'll do this in the meagre attempt to gain a copypasta following and gain your attention, thus giving my life purpose. ho ho!