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  1. mouths. They start to rub against each other, and in the last picture you can clearly see them squirming in the sea.
  2.  
  3. The band were joined in the final picture by the Discovery Channel's own Peppa Pig. They are accompanied on the show by some of their fans. The Sea And Sea Of Mushrooms music plays as The TRS-80's are used to record the animals movements and reactions to the music.
  4.  
  5. The Sea And Sea Of Mushrooms
  6.  
  7. The Sea And Sea Of Mushrooms
  8.  
  9. The Sea And Sea Of Mushrooms was a cartoon series that ran from 1986 to 1990 on the Discovery Channel. The show was a reimagining of Lewis Carroll's classic book ''The Sea And The Hills'' and followed sea monster Pac-Man, a road Runner named Goomba and Blinky , a pipsqueak sea ghost. The show also featured the Warner Bros. L3 E! network show Rock Hudson .
  10.  
  11. Plot
  12. Book One
  13. Book One
  14.  
  15. The story takes place in Pac-Land, which is mentioned 10 times in this whole series. The series also centres on Pac-Man, who is Pac-Man. There is also an arcade game mode where the point is to eat all the dots in Pac-Land. The show also featured Blinky the sea ghost and two animated montages.
  16.  
  17. Trivia
  18. - The show was almost canceled after this series but Cartoon Network won the rights to the Pac-Man name.
  19.  
  20. - The music in this series is much like the theme song to ''Monkey Business'' by SMiLE Entertainment.
  21.  
  22. - Thewas a cartoon series that ran from 1986 to 1990 on the Discovery Channel. The show was a reimagining of Lewis Carroll's classic book ''The Same Way Again'' and followed Pac-Man, a raccoon who also happens to be a human, as he battles Goombas, a video game inspired ghost with human emotions. The show also featured the Warner Bros. television show "The Lewis Carroll Channel", as well as the Looney Tunes cartoon "Pocket Pac-Man".
  23.  
  24. Pop Culture References
  25. - Lewis Carroll wrote the Pac-Man cartoon show!
  26.  
  27. - The original Pac-Man cartoon was a fanon cartoon titled "Pocket Pac-Man".
  28.  
  29. - The classic cartoon show the original Pac-Man was on was called "The Lewis Carroll Channel".
  30.  
  31. - The cartoon show "Pocket Pac-Man" was a game similar to "Monkey Island" but w/ Pac-Man characters.
  32.  
  33. - The Looney Tunes cartoon "Pocket Pac-Man" was a game releced releced to Nintendo's classic video game system. The only difference is that it uses w/ Pac-Man characters.
  34.  
  35. - The Coon & Coyote movie "Coon & Coyote" is a Looney Tunes movie.
  36.  
  37. - In Pac-Man, the female lead is Bunny Clu Blac .
  38.  
  39. - In Pac-Man, the male lead is Wile E. Coyote .
  40.  
  41. - In Pac-Man, the game is played by pressing the power pot at the end of the maze button combination all the way til the player shoots a power pellet from under the platform grazing it will win. In Looney Tunes land the player is Willem the parrot . In the classic Pac-Man world Clark the parrot is the boss .
  42.  
  43. - In Looney Tunes land there is a secret area where wile playing Pac-Man . An old lady who looks like Marlene Dietrich comes in and tells the Pac-Man players to stop or she will give up playing . They continue to listen to her warning but the Pac-Man players always find a new trick to keep them off the balance beam or the ghost will eat them . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
  44.  
  45. =========================================================================================================
  46.  
  47. Bugs and Wile E. Coyote. His other interests include novelty machines, roller coasters, cars & trucks & foosball.
  48.  
  49. Trivia
  50. Family
  51.  
  52. Kiss
  53.  
  54. Got to be the most awkward thing i've ever done.
  55.  
  56. This program is a DreamWorks Production .
  57.  
  58. . Wile E. Coyote:
  59.  
  60. Wile E. Coyote is Pac-Man's ex-girlfriend. She marries Pac-Man then gets kicked out of his high school & becomes a cab driver. She meets Pac-Man thru a reverse magazine route so they can get their own show & they have two kids, Pac-Man Jr & Pac-Girl. Wile got's famous as a child doing silly things like spinning in circles & playing with fire. Wile travels with Pac-Man & Pac-Man Jr. to other worlds to see if Cirque du Soleil had a fairy godmother. The whole episode is cross platform & available on Cartoon Network .
  61.  
  62. . The ghost monsters & Pac-Man's inability to hit them a quarter turn before getting stuck is a play on the Bugs Bunny & Wile E. Coyote cartoon "The Ghost Of Christmas Past."
  63.  
  64. Production
  65. History
  66. Trivia
  67. Gillan let Pac-Man & Duck along on the walkabout to the mall w/ the Joneses because Pac-Man was 6 years old.
  68.  
  69. Wile E. Coyote was to voice Pac-Man but he was fired from Warner Bros. to do the Batman & Robin cartoon.
  70.  
  71. List of Games
  72. Pac-Man (Arcade)
  73.  
  74. Super Pac-Man Bros. (NES)
  75.  
  76. Pac-Man Bros. (SNES)
  77.  
  78. Lick 'Em Smilin (NES)
  79.  
  80. Busters Cannons (SMS)
  81.  
  82. Pac-Man Fever (Arcade)
  83.  
  84. Pac-Man Meets the Tiny Toons (NES)
  85.  
  86. Pac-Man Pinball Advance 2 (NES)
  87.  
  88. Pac-Man Pinball Arcade (NES)
  89.  
  90. Pac-Man Pinball Advance (NES)
  91.  
  92. Pac-Man Pinball Movie (NES)
  93.  
  94. Pac-Man Pinball Plus (NES)
  95.  
  96. Pac-Man's Road to Pac-Land (NES)
  97.  
  98. Pac-Man's Road to El Macho Dorado (NES)
  99.  
  100. Pac-Man's Road to Super Mario Bros. (NES)
  101.  
  102. Pac-Man's Road to Wile E. Coyote's Igneous Rex (NES)
  103.  
  104. Tirivia Island (SNES)
  105.  
  106. =========================================================================================================
  107.  
  108. Toph: Hey! Why don't you make masks and I can be the clown!
  109.  
  110. Baloney: Mmm hmm.
  111.  
  112. Toph: I'll be your host.
  113.  
  114. Baloney: Oh! Ain't nobody look like the old gent!
  115.  
  116. Pac-Man: Yo Mama cannae feel me?
  117.  
  118. Toph: No, but I bet you feel like a different person.
  119.  
  120. Baloney: Mhm. I bet you feel like a billion bucks.
  121.  
  122. Pac-Man: Oh, that'd be swell! Let's do it!
  123.  
  124. They start dancing and rolling their eyes gamely.
  125.  
  126. Pac-Man: Yo Mama can we have a chili dog?
  127.  
  128. Toph: Sure. After we do the 4th commandment.
  129.  
  130. Baloney: OK.
  131.  
  132. They all nod in agreement and start walking away.
  133.  
  134. Baloney: Here we are. Lets make a ghost
  135.  
  136. Pac-Man: WHAT DO I DO?
  137.  
  138. Baloney: Clone myself. Experiment. Fail. Repeat.
  139.  
  140. Pac-Man: WHAT DO I DO.
  141.  
  142. Baloney: I want to be your friend. But I gotta live o f yon stupid game.
  143.  
  144. Pac-Man: OK. But you have to let me in.
  145.  
  146. Baloney: OK. But you have to let me in every day.
  147.  
  148. Pac-Man: YEAH BUT I DONT.
  149.  
  150. Baloney: OK. But you have to let me in THE SINGLE TIME.
  151.  
  152. Pac-Man: WHAT?
  153.  
  154. Baloney: Every day when you step out of the light you have to say the same thing.
  155.  
  156. Man on path: Every day when I do the salute i have to say the same thing.
  157.  
  158. Baloney: OK. But if i cant say the salute the whole day its the same thing.
  159.  
  160. Pac-Man: WHAT!
  161.  
  162. Baloney:
  163.  
  164. Pac-Man: WHAT!?
  165.  
  166. Baloney:
  167.  
  168. Baloney growls in frustration. He looks down at his shoes stopping the bounce of his jump.
  169.  
  170. Baloney:
  171.  
  172. Pac-Man: WHY DID I DIE TOO LONG A TIME AGO!?
  173.  
  174. Baloney:
  175.  
  176. Pac-Man growsls angrily. He picks up a rock off the ground and points it at Baloney.
  177.  
  178. Pac-Man:
  179.  
  180. Baloney looks around confused. He tries again but gets nothing but grumpy faces from the previous ones.
  181.  
  182. Pac-Man:
  183.  
  184. Pac-Man growls angrily. He picks up a bat and flies at his former friend.
  185. Izzy:
  186. Izzy is a Pac-Man Rabbit related game.
  187.  
  188. Baloney:
  189.  
  190. Izzy is a Pac-Man Rabbit related game.
  191.  
  192. Baloney:
  193.  
  194. Pac-Man:
  195.  
  196. Baloney dunks Marlon during a race to the racetrack. After the race, he looks ahead and sees Pac-Man. He chases him for a minute until Pac-Man catches up to him. Pac-Man picks up his pace and at the end of the race, beats his arch enemy up with a log.
  197. Izzy's theme is Pac-Man - The Lost Mission.
  198.  
  199. Pac-Man Pius-Man:
  200. Pac-Man Pius-Man is a game Pac-Man is a ghost
  201.  
  202. He does his usual thing (like in classic arcade games)
  203.  
  204. He eats dots & when he eats a good lead he gets help from Pac-Man
  205.  
  206. He has to eat dots quickly & straight
  207.  
  208. He has to jump on dots with a stick
  209.  
  210. He has to avoid getting eaten
  211.  
  212. And after he eats another power pellet
  213.  
  214. He has to do it all over again
  215.  
  216. Pius-Man is Blue
  217.  
  218. Baloney Pinkerton:
  219. Baloney Pinkerton is the main boss of the Pac-Man World series. The show is from the Pac-Man Productions from Namco. The show is mostly like a cartoon but with the ghosts. The comedians are Pac-Man himself, Ms. Pac-Man, Baloney Pinkerton, Blinky, Big Bird, Randy, Josh, Jules, Ruff Rope, Josh the Dog, Josh the Horse, Road Runner, Road Runner and Bugs Bunny. The animated series is completely different. The shows 2d and 3d clips from the Pac-Man show's are interwleded with animated sequences from the animated series "Pac-Man"
  220.  
  221. Plot
  222. This series has all the Pac-Man games except for Pac-Man Island. It then takes place in the Pac-Man world after the passing of Pac-Man's creator, Robert Morris. The Pac-Man characters lived after Pac-Man Island but now must travel the Pac-Man world trying to be the fastest.
  223.  
  224. Characters
  225.  
  226. =========================================================================================================
  227.  
  228. PAC-MAN
  229.  
  230. “Neat-o dum beep-beep!”
  231.  
  232. He plays the same sound effect over and over. The birds chirp happily.
  233.  
  234. BALONEY
  235.  
  236. “Nice song pickin's on me! Huh huh huh huh ha!”
  237.  
  238. PAC-MAN
  239.  
  240. “Neat-o sweet-sweet! You hear that? That’s us playing the part of birds to welcome you to our domed ark!”
  241.  
  242. Baloney opens his mouth to protest, but Archie cuts him off, looks down at his feet, then at Pac-Man, and says in a serious tone, "Sorry. That one went a little pear-shaped."
  243.  
  244. SPIRAL
  245.  
  246. “It could have been worse!”
  247.  
  248. PAC-MAN
  249.  
  250. “But we weren't looking!”
  251.  
  252. CYLINDRIA
  253.  
  254. “Could it possibly be pitted converse hounds?”
  255.  
  256. BALONEY
  257.  
  258. “C'mon. Hold on. Look. Hold on. I-I-I- I-I- I- I-I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- [pauses for effect] Okay. Hold on a second. Hold on. Okay. Hold on. Okay. Hold on.
  259.  
  260. They tilt their heads knowingly-
  261.  
  262. BALONEY
  263.  
  264. “Huh huh huh huh ha!”
  265.  
  266. PAC-MAN
  267.  
  268. “Huh huh huh huh ha!”
  269.  
  270. Baloney's expression changes to one of pure awe. His features darken to a brilliant lavender color. His beak straightens up in satisfaction.
  271.  
  272. BALONEY
  273.  
  274. “Huh huh huh huh ha!”
  275.  
  276.  
  277.  
  278. PAC-MAN
  279.  
  280. “Huh huh huh huh ha!”
  281.  
  282. He chases them bird-like until he reaches their hiding place. Baloney pops up out of his hiding place and clobbers the Pac-Man with his tail. Baloney skips a beat as he eats his sandwich then comes back out.
  283.  
  284. BALONEY
  285.  
  286. “Huh huh huh huh ha!”
  287.  
  288. Pac-Man chases him for a short while before he stops. He pulls out a broken bat from his coat and sticks it through the gap in Baloney's cave.
  289.  
  290. PAC-MAN
  291.  
  292. “What the heck is that thing?”
  293.  
  294. BALONEY
  295.  
  296. “It’s like a bat, but—SPIRAL’s inside!”
  297.  
  298. PAC-MAN
  299.  
  300. “Oh! Okay! Thanks!”
  301.  
  302. He hands the bat to Baloney
  303.  
  304. PAC-MAN
  305.  
  306. “Nice costume there, pal!”
  307.  
  308. BALONEY
  309.  
  310. “Thanks!”
  311.  
  312. PAC-MAN
  313.  
  314. “Let’s play "Tasty Fur-Man"”
  315.  
  316.  
  317. Baloney takes the bait
  318.  
  319. BALONEY
  320.  
  321. “Okay!”
  322.  
  323. He heads in place dancing as PAC-Man follows.
  324.  
  325. A PAC-RANCH THING (on video monitor)
  326.  
  327. “PAC-MAN, WHAT WILL WE ELSE DO?”
  328.  
  329. PAC-MAN (sarcastically)
  330.  
  331. “We’ll see you at the end of the game!”
  332.  
  333. The camera cuts to a far off future. We are looking down upon a barren landscape. There is a small stream running down the middle of the barren landscape. A lone human figure sits down cross-legged on the stream sipping a beverage. He has on a shirt and pants. On his head is a crown made out of an iron foundry and the inscription "WE, THE HUMAN WORSHIPERS, ENJOY LAY-OFF!" To his left is a hill covered in trees and to the right of the stream is a graveyard. To the east of the stream is a thicket with a tombstone directly in front of it. To the south and west of the stream is also a tombstone but this is broken up by trees to reveal what looks like a grave. To the east of the cemetery is another tombstone but this one
  334.  
  335. =========================================================================================================
  336.  
  337. icked. (He whistles in ad-lib.) Big Bird! What the hell is wrong with ya? Huh? Oh, I don't know, man. I guess I just wear wrong shoes. Right now I'm just wearing these. Mmm-ha ha ha... (Whispers) Like hell I'm leaving! (He gets picked up by Pip-Boy)
  338.  
  339. PIP-BOY
  340.  
  341. Boo-yah boy! Stop it! It's Mabel!
  342.  
  343. BOO-YYY
  344.  
  345. Me neither!
  346.  
  347. PIP-BOY
  348.  
  349. Okay, but don't look yet. We're going to tell Robin Hood a bad rumor.
  350.  
  351. (They all join hands and start walking)
  352.  
  353. BOO-YYY
  354.  
  355. Robin Hood the Terrible is planning to invade our home!
  356.  
  357. PIP-BOY
  358.  
  359. Hmmmm… Interesting. Perhaps he should stay the night?
  360.  
  361. CYLINDRIA
  362.  
  363. If he bothers us again, we will eat him.
  364.  
  365. LARRY
  366.  
  367. Gosh dammit! I don't wanna get caught!
  368.  
  369. PIP-BOY
  370.  
  371. Very well. Be advised, Ms. Pac-Man, our guest is no slouch on the triathlon track.
  372.  
  373. MS. PAC-MAN
  374.  
  375. Oh, really? Great. I will catch him.
  376.  
  377. BOO-YYY
  378.  
  379. Yup. Guess I better keep my distance.
  380.  
  381. PIP-BOY
  382.  
  383. Good idea. Let's roll!
  384.  
  385. They start running with ropes around their ankles and they keep on going.
  386.  
  387. BOO-YYY
  388.  
  389. C'mon! I can do it!
  390.  
  391. PIP-BOY
  392.  
  393. Easy peasy! Let's do it!
  394.  
  395. They all start walking at the same time.
  396.  
  397. BOO-YYY
  398.  
  399. C'mon! Let's do it!
  400.  
  401. (He starts walking)
  402.  
  403. PIP-BOY
  404.  
  405. Will y'all back it up?
  406.  
  407. ALL
  408.  
  409. Yup.
  410.  
  411. CYLINDRIA
  412.  
  413. Okay. Let's keep going.
  414.  
  415. BOO-YYY
  416.  
  417. ALL
  418.  
  419. (running faster and faster)
  420.  
  421. C'mon, PINOCCHI!
  422.  
  423. (they jump up and catch their selves with their hands)
  424.  
  425. TGOTY!!!
  426.  
  427. CYLINDRIA
  428.  
  429. Oh my gosh! I don't know what's wrong! Yup. Huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh.
  430.  
  431. BOO-YYY
  432.  
  433. All right. Let's do it again.
  434.  
  435. ALL
  436.  
  437. Again?! Why me? I'm SPIDER-MAN!
  438.  
  439. CYLINDRIA
  440.  
  441. Because you are! Right?!?! Huh huh huh.
  442.  
  443. (they all nod in agreement)
  444.  
  445. BOO-YYY
  446.  
  447. All right. Well. Look. I'm CECIL ICMADVISOR ROYAL ENTHUSIASME OF PACIFICIA. AND I MIGHT AS WELL AS PIRATE ACME ROBOTS.
  448.  
  449. ALL
  450.  
  451. Uh huh huh huh huh huh ha! Awesome! Good luck!
  452.  
  453. BOO-YYY
  454.  
  455. Thanks! Bye!
  456.  
  457. CYLINDRIA
  458.  
  459. ~CYLINDRIA THE NERF NEGLIGIBLE~
  460.  
  461. BOO-YYY
  462.  
  463. See ya! ~CYLINDRIA
  464.  
  465. CYLINDRIA THE NO-NRG EXTINCTION
  466.  
  467. BOO-YYY
  468.  
  469. ~CYLINDRIA THE NO-NRG EXTINCTION~
  470.  
  471. They zip away while bouncing on the velour.
  472.  
  473. ABROAD
  474.  
  475. (testing his mechanical fingers on the controls)
  476.  
  477. Gee, I don't know. They're a little loud.
  478.  
  479. CYLINDRIA
  480.  
  481. (sarcastic)
  482.  
  483. Not a thing.
  484.  
  485. She turns her head to the side and looks up at the control panels with an air of expectation. She sees what appears to be ABROAD IN THE MOTION PICTURE on one side and THEN PIRATE CIRCLES AND SQUIDS and GOBLINS and THOSE THINGS ELSE I LIVE FOR on the other. She gazes confused. On the screen is a series of images of himself in flowing robes and a long, flowing tiara, followed by a series of text saying, "SONG IN ENGLISH – CYLINDRIA" and "SONG IN GREEK – PIRATE". On the front cover is a drawing of himself in flowing robes and a tiara, followed by a drawing of himself in flowing robes and a drawing of himself in flowered tiara. The words "SONG IN EASTERN ORCISH – CECILIH" are written in large, elegant capital letters
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