I rolled a 15 for initiative
IF
roll 2#1d20
`DICE
IF rolled 2#1d20 [ 1d20=2 ]{2}, [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
IF
You get to move first
@Zion
I start by using a minor action to intimidate the imps.
roll 1d20+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
IF
Red is having none of that, and rewrites reality. Your roll fails. The Imps are unaffected.
@Zion
>Zion: request to have it converted to an attack roll instead
IF
Red considers.
He grants your request. You are gain the vague knowledge that your next hit will be a hit.
@Zion
Able laughs as he lunges forward, and dances on porcelain face's face.
roll 1d6+1
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+1 [ 1d6=6 ]{7}
IF
It is almost entirely taken out of the fight right there, as it's head is not made out of very hard material. However, it gets back up and rips off a piece of bone to counterattack.
IF
roll 1d20
`DICE
IF rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
@Zion
"is that all you've got?"
IF
And the Pragon fails so hardcore that you are tempted to laugh at it.
@Zion
"HAH!"
IF
The other Imp takes this opportunity to engage you. It runs up to impale you in it's moose antlers.
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
IF rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
IF
roll 1d6+1
`DICE
IF rolled 1d6+1 [ 1d6=6 ]{7}
IF
jesus
@Zion
13/20
"arukkk"
IF
Zion is gored by the antlers, and takes some massive damage!
@Zion
"Able, attack!"
roll 1d20+1 for suddenly Able
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+1 for suddenly Able [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
IF
You miss obviously, and both imps get another chance to take you out.
IF
The porcelain guy takes another stab at it with his dragon beating stick. He is wounded and bleeding out so it has a much smaller chance of hitting
roll 1d20-4
`DICE
IF rolled 1d20-4 [ 1d20=13 ]{9}
IF
And just barely missing again, he seems on his last legs
The other goes in for a scratch, as the goring actually hurt his antlers a bunch.
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
IF rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=10 ]{11}
IF
You are very lightly scratched, it stings but causes no damage.
* Zion sics Able on Porceface
@Zion
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=9 ]{10}
IF
You just barely scratch him, but it is enough to end the imps life. He shatters and explodes in a burst of gushers.
what
In any case, Meard looks at the bullshit Red Imp just standing back there observing and he is suddenly concerned.
what the hell is he doing?
Meard attempts for another claw attack
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
IF rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=19 ]{20}
IF
roll 1d4+1
`DICE
IF rolled 1d4+1 [ 1d4=1 ]{2}
@Zion
11/20
"Come On! You Can Do Better!"
"Here! I'll Show You!"
roll 1d20+1
IF
He gets a good hit on you, and you start bleeding from your arm. Meard looks at this in combination with the other wound he inflicted earlier and feels good about his chances, regardless of the players taunts.
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=2 ]{3}
@Zion
(or not :I )
IF
You miss spectacularly, except not. Somehow Able ends up clobbering the imp anyway
@Zion
"Atta Boy!"
roll 1d6+1
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+1 [ 1d6=6 ]{7}
IF
The imp takes the clobbering like a champ.
He then glares at you in anger, and gears up for another antler impalement
IF
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
IF rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
IF
He pretty much just falls on his face. It seems this land is a very frustrating place indeed.
@Zion
"Olé!"
"Now It's My Turn!"
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
IF
This time, no shenanigans help you hit with Able. Red, although you can't see it, frowns.
The Imp is still on the ground and spends his whole turn attempting to get back up
@Zion
"And Again!"
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
IF
You hit it while it's down, but it is not a very good strike. Your damage roll is automatically cut in half. It takes this time to fully right itself
@Zion
roll 1d6+1
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+1 [ 1d6=5 ]{6}
@Zion
3 damage
IF
Instead of righting itself, it explodes in another shower of gushers
It seems like the lucky spot was ten hp, whew
But there is still another
@Zion
Ignoring the blood on my clothes, and the pain in my stomach, I glare at Red.
"satisfied?"
IF
Red cracks a huge grin at the sass. He extends his hand in a "so-so" hand signature.
@Zion
"I've only just started."
* Zion spits out blood
@Zion
"with battling"
"I think I did alright"
IF
Red gives an ambiguous thumbs up
You also decide to level up
You ascend to the rung of (Tough Bitch) and are fully healed, which is an attribute you should not get used to, by the way.
You gain one stat point, and a predetermined amount of health
@Zion
predetermined!?
IF
Thats just what I say for rolling
you got a 6
lucky
@Zion
+2 from con
tough bitch indeed
IF
look at dice
yeah
@Zion
hm
I chose to increase dex
and put my skillpoint in intimidate
IF
exnay on the skillpoints for now
we're still finding that stuff out for now
Do you have the sheer?
sheet*
@Zion
ok :I
http://pastebin.com/iLH9TUa2
IF
uhm
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cZQn0m1NwzCiUtU0on57CTOFfYCu9rVsHTT6oreY-xU/edit#gid=0
@Zion
we're using that thing?
I thought we used the google calc
IF
yes
well
I use this
@Zion
oh never mind
IF
and so does SD iirc
@Zion
it's the same link lol
@Zion
sheet updated
IF
cool
So
Red is still there, for the moment
@Zion
I collect the "gushers"
IF
You collect a fair amount of gushers
@Zion
where do I keep track of these?
IF
In the same place as the stats
There is a bubble at the bottom left
you can click it to a new page
I have already changed your gushers for you
@Zion
cool
"I'm going to return to my house."
IF
Red points downwards, but doesn't seem insistent. He only wants to remind you of something.
@Zion
"you want me to return down there? face my dad?"
IF
He shrugs, and then steps out of your way.
@Zion
"I'll do it..... eventually."
"not just now."
IF
Red nods. He starts to head to the area behind the fence.
He doesn't look back.
@Zion
Neither do I.
I start walking back towards my little shack.
IF
You get back to the area your shack is in, and realizes that horses are a thing that never stopped from keep happening
Moosesprite ran away during the fight but is now chatting amicably with some of the locals.
@Zion
I ignore them all.
IF
"Moise noise." Are you so heartless that you would ignore a moose calling for help?
@Zion
I sigh, and checks what's going on.
IF
It gives you a small wave when you turn around.
@Zion
What is it up to?
IF
It is up to general moose noises, but it seems to almost be anxious about something
@Zion
"what's the matter with you?"
IF
It opens it's mouth, as if it wants to say something but cannot! It makes a moose noise of disgruntlement
@Zion
"you're hungry? I'll see what I can get"
IF
The moose shakes it's head violently
@Zion
I walk into the cabin and grabs one of the cans of food. It reads BEANS.
IF
THE MOOSE SHAKES IT'S HEAD SO VIOLENTLY
NOOOOOO HE IS NOT HUNGRY
@Zion
"no beans?"
"hey why don't you point at what you want"
IF
NO I AM NOT HUNGRY. The moose doesn't point at anything but himself, His moose hands attempt to make some sort of sign but he is unable.
@Zion
"hm."
roll 1d20+1 intelligence
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+1 intelligence [ 1d20=9 ]{10}
@Zion
roll 1d20+1 int
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+1 int [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
IF
You stare blankly at the moose while it does an interpretive dance.
@Zion
"sorry, I can't read minds."
"assuming you have one"
IF
The moose takes offense to this, and hangs it's antlers in defeat.
@Zion
roll 1d20+1 int
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+1 int [ 1d20=4 ]{5}
@Zion
"nope."
"look, I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you want"
"I'm going inside. you can join me if you want."
IF
The moose follows you inside the shitty shack.
@Zion
"hey, where did the giant moose head go."
"I know there was one right here"
* Zion points at an empty place on the wall
@Zion
"you don't happen to know anything about that do you?
"
IF
He points at himself.
@Zion
"wait, when I helped Lane in, we chucked something at the sprite..."
"so you chucked yourself at the moosehead?"
IF
The moosesprite pauses.. and then makes a weird motion with his legs and tail while nodding his head
@Zion
"do you need another object? I have this... slight feeling you're incomplete."
IF
Holy shit does the moose nod at that. He tumbles his head very violently in affirmation
@Zion
"hah, calm down. this is an important choice."
"I think another hunting trophy would be a good choice."
"this bunny maybe?"
"you'd be like a jackalope"
IF
The moose has no opinion either which way
Preferably however, he would like to have some way to communicate.
@Zion
I shrug and throw the rabbit at the sprite.
IF
The Moose is changes. A bright flash of light and you see that the moose is now.. well.. It's a moose!
Your actions added bunny ears and buck teeth.