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- >It sucks to be isolated due to your asocial-ism when you need help.
- >Like now.
- >You were kidnapped while on a date about three days ago.
- >When you were about to get laid for the first time[spoiler], he pulled a desert eagle on you.[/spoiler]
- >Then he didn't even >rape you[spoiler] though you can't >rape the willing[/spoiler], he just escorted you to a business, then took you through three different "Do Not Enter" doors.
- >Since then, you've been kept in a small room.
- >It smelled vaguely of cleaning products.
- >You really wish you could talk to someone.
- >The closest things to human contact you've had since then was warm meals every time you fell asleep.
- >You are Pinkemena.
- >And you are lonely.
- >You just realized that you have been kidnapped by Satan.
- >This is the fourth day.
- >Today, your meal was delivered by your captor.
- >You immediately set into the meal, and, once done, sat in the corner and stared at the ground.
- >But while you were counting the mistakes that you made in your lifetime, you realized that a golden light was radiating from where He had been standing.
- >You had looked to Him, and realized that He had turned into an Angel of Light.
- >He had smiled, and spoken a greeting.
- >You don't remember what it was, but it made you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
- >And then.
- >He talked.
- >He talked well.
- >He talked of the Righteousness of Free Speech.
- >Of the Great Task of Tolerance.
- >And the blasphemy of Religion.
- >You were astonished that a holy Angel like He was would say such things.
- >But He was an Angel, so who were you to argue?
- >You were ceding to His arguments when you began to smell something aside from the cleaning products that you become used to.
- >Sulfur.
- >At the same time, you realized that the golden illumination He was emitting was actually hellish, fiery, red light.
- >And as you had watched in horror, instead of words, what spewed from His mouth was a vile liquid, the mere existence of which seemed to stain the fabric of reality.
- >Backing away, you had screamed as He turned into a writhing mass of wrongness, vermin dropping from His mockery of holy garb, and the very air around Him seeming to grow corrupt and tainted.
- >You turned to the corner, then, and began to weep, and pray, and sing.
- >Anything that drew your mind from the evil behind you.
- >Unable to corrupt an aware being, He turned, then, and left.
- >So, wet from your own tears, you slept, and dreamed of death, where He could not touch you.
- >You are Pinkemena.
- >In your fifth day of captivity.
- >And you don't know what happened last night.
- >You must have been drugged.
- >It was probably in the food.
- >Your captor was just a normal human.
- >Well, he probably was messed up in the head, but he wasn't Satan, at least.
- >He-
- >"Feeling better?"
- >Snuck into the room without your notice.
- >After the initial shock, you look him over.
- >Human.
- >Speaks words.
- >No light coming from him at all.
- >Wearing a classy black suit.
- >Very clean.
- >"I just wanted to talk to you about politics, but you freaked out."
- >wut
- >He sits down in front of you, seiza position.
- >"I'm Anonymous, you may have heard of me."
- >So you talk.
- >Him about crazy liberalism.
- >You about its fallacies.
- >When you are done, you somehow feel that he came out the better.
- >He is oddly kind, and accepting.
- >It confuses you.
- >And you go to bed on his comforting lies.
- >You are Anonymous.
- >Today is the sixth day of your attempt to convert Pinkemena.
- >Your old sweetheart.
- >When you first tracked her down for Liberalization, she didn't even recognize you.
- >It hurt.
- >But you managed to secure a date despite the bitterness.
- >And when you took her to the Lover's Point gathering place, you Liberally acquired her.
- >After isolation for three days, she was quite willing to talk.
- >About any subject.
- >The drugs were a mistake, though.
- >So next session, you just talked.
- >It worked well enough, she seemed to have a lot on her mind by the end of it.
- >And today, you talk again.
- >When you enter the room, she seems quite happy.
- >She even shoots you a quick smile as you place a chair for her, then sit in your own.
- >feelsgoodman.jpg
- >You speak of the brutality of the police.
- >The redundant army.
- >And the other, numerous failings of Conservatism.
- >After a time, you see that her eyes begin to harden, and so, end your chat for the day.
- >You leave the furniture, along with some Liberal documentaries and a chocolate cupcake.
- >You feel she would enjoy them.
- >You are Pinkemena.
- >You anxiously wait for Anonymous to come.
- >It sounds really pathetic to your mind, but you were enjoying the time he would dedicate to you daily.
- >B-Besides! He was the only human interaction you had.
- >And you were hungry.
- >That was it! You were hungry, and he always brought food.
- >That must be it.
- >You didn't enjoy his presence at all.
- >But you were still so impatient...
- >And then the door opened, and he entered the room.
- >You greeted him with a beaming smile, and began to question him in earnest.
- >You are Pinkemena.
- >And you are Enlightened.
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