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You Wouldn't Pirate a Cousin

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  1. Dec 02 18:58:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> All right Knox, how do you tell Alicia IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL?
  2. Dec 02 18:59:10 <Knox> He calls her up, of course. He isn't going to just hunt her down out of the blue though maybe some of these pirates would do something creepy like that. He dials her number and waits.
  3. Dec 02 18:59:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Hey? What's up Knox?"
  4. Dec 02 19:01:10 <Knox> "Hey, Alicia. I was wondering if you were free for a bit. I wanted to get in some training, and I figured it'd be best to catch you now before we split ways. You game?"
  5. Dec 02 19:03:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Sure thing! Where at?"
  6. Dec 02 19:03:59 <Knox> "Your ship? Ours? Doesn't really matter."
  7. Dec 02 19:04:36 <Knox> "Got any better places in mind?"
  8. Dec 02 19:05:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Hmmm, there's always the park...naw, I'll come over to your ship."
  9. Dec 02 19:05:28 <Knox> "Right, see you, then."
  10. Dec 02 19:06:21 <Knox> He grabs six pokeballs and heads up to the deck
  11. Dec 02 19:09:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> In about half an hour she's over, looking over at the bear and little bears cleaning up the deck. "My, what an interesting crew you've got..."
  12. Dec 02 19:11:06 <Knox> "It was a bit unusual to deal with at first, but you get used to it. We have... three? At least three pokemon on board that speak perfect English when they're not supposed to." he shrugs. "The bear's fine enough, though we don't really talk much."
  13. Dec 02 19:11:37 <Knox> "Anyway, they're only the beginning."
  14. Dec 02 19:11:53 <Knox> *Gennisian
  15. Dec 02 19:12:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Lucky you, most of our pokemon are pretty normal...anyway...I was thinking double battle, 4 pokemon each. You up for that?"
  16. Dec 02 19:12:48 <Knox> "Hoping for it, actually."
  17. Dec 02 19:13:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Cool, I'm ready to throw down when you are, then." She picks up two balls.
  18. Dec 02 19:13:57 * Knox takes two from his belt then and steps back. "...Thanks for this. I have a personal score to settle in all this business, and it isn't going to be any use if I don't sharpen my skills. For that, I need to test myself against the best of the best. ...And hell, it's fun too."
  19. Dec 02 19:15:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCFgjItbw9k She tosses 'em. She's dressed a little more flattering than usual today http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1320475 ...roll me Intuition, by the by
  20. Dec 02 19:16:11 <Knox> 1d6+1 implying
  21. Dec 02 19:16:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh right
  22. Dec 02 19:16:28 * PsychoRoll (~PsychoRol@Rizon-C3D8A9DA.cl.ri.cox.net) has joined
  23. Dec 02 19:16:31 <Knox> 1d6+1
  24. Dec 02 19:16:32 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 1d6+1: 5 [1d6=4]
  25. Dec 02 19:16:42 <Knox> It's not a 1!
  26. Dec 02 19:17:00 <Kraken> (Well you have a minimum roll of 2 so...)
  27. Dec 02 19:17:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...you know, you get the feeling she looks a LITTLE like someone else you know, but you can't put your finger on who.
  28. Dec 02 19:18:10 * Knox tosses his pokeballs as well! Out pop... Nemesis and Clarion! 30 speed, 3 speed.
  29. Dec 02 19:18:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> Out pop... "Pussyfoot! Flirt!" Delcatty and Gastrodon!
  30. Dec 02 19:18:43 <Knox> "Nemesis, Clarion!"
  31. Dec 02 19:19:02 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Nemesis > Flirt > Pussyfoot > Clarion
  32. Dec 02 19:19:05 <Knox> "Tight formation!" he orders, having them start side by side.
  33. Dec 02 19:19:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> I got their names in the opposite order I named their species, by the by :V
  34. Dec 02 19:19:27 <Knox> Spending 1 AP to remove frequency restriction!
  35. Dec 02 19:19:35 <Knox> Nemesis starts out with Belly Drum.
  36. Dec 02 19:19:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Hmmmm...yeah." Spending 1 AP to remove Frequency restriction!
  37. Dec 02 19:21:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Flirt (Delcatty) uses Cosmic Power! Pussyfoot (Gastrodon) uses Sonar Splash (One-two Punch Water Pulse) on Nemesis!
  38. Dec 02 19:22:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2#1d20 AC 2
  39. Dec 02 19:22:30 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2: 1 [1d20=1], 10 [1d20=10]
  40. Dec 02 19:22:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Focused Command + Inspired Command this round, by the by, anyway
  41. Dec 02 19:22:57 <Knox> Okay.
  42. Dec 02 19:23:27 <Knox> Anyway, that's one hit.
  43. Dec 02 19:23:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d8+8+21 Water
  44. Dec 02 19:23:37 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Water: 32 [1d8=3]
  45. Dec 02 19:23:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> (technically it's Channeler's Reach)
  46. Dec 02 19:24:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Clarion!
  47. Dec 02 19:24:03 <Knox> Nemesis is barely up!
  48. Dec 02 19:24:17 <Knox> Clarion strides forward and parks himself adjacent to the two pokemon!
  49. Dec 02 19:24:21 <Knox> He then roots himself!
  50. Dec 02 19:24:39 <Knox> Ingrain!
  51. Dec 02 19:24:49 <Knox> Hay Fever activates! 1/10th HP in burst 2!
  52. Dec 02 19:25:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> Noted!
  53. Dec 02 19:25:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> Gastrodon activates its Leftovers btw, not that that reduces the Hay Fever damage yet
  54. Dec 02 19:25:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> Nemesis!
  55. Dec 02 19:25:58 <Knox> Nemesis's Speed increases to 36!
  56. Dec 02 19:26:12 <Knox> She zooms over past the other two pokemon and flanks them opposite Clarion from behind!
  57. Dec 02 19:26:21 <Knox> 1d20+4 Outrage Flanking teamwork
  58. Dec 02 19:26:21 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Outrage Flanking teamwork: 10 [1d20=6]
  59. Dec 02 19:26:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hmmm, okay.
  60. Dec 02 19:26:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> what's the AC on that?
  61. Dec 02 19:27:06 <Knox> 3 - I forgot to spend an Acc training on it
  62. Dec 02 19:27:20 <Knox> but that should hit barring nonstat evasion shenanigans
  63. Dec 02 19:28:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Priority "Channeller's Reach" + Inspired Training for a total of +2 evasion from Trainings, both have 6 Def evasion, misses.
  64. Dec 02 19:28:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Smite though, right?
  65. Dec 02 19:28:54 <Knox> Smite indeed
  66. Dec 02 19:29:23 <Knox> 3d12+10+77+5
  67. Dec 02 19:29:24 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 3d12+10+77+5: 115 [3d12=1,12,10]
  68. Dec 02 19:32:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> They both take that HUGE hit looking not too much worse for wear
  69. Dec 02 19:33:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Return from Kitty
  70. Dec 02 19:33:02 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Return from Kitty: 13 [1d20=13]
  71. Dec 02 19:33:05 <Knox> On who?
  72. Dec 02 19:33:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Nemesis
  73. Dec 02 19:33:14 <Knox> Don't Look Away
  74. Dec 02 19:33:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> hokay
  75. Dec 02 19:33:50 <Knox> 1d20+1 Struggle on Kitty
  76. Dec 02 19:33:50 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Struggle on Kitty: 15 [1d20=14]
  77. Dec 02 19:33:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hit
  78. Dec 02 19:34:04 <Knox> 3d6+3 Combat to Trip it
  79. Dec 02 19:34:05 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Combat to Trip it: 10 [3d6=1,5,1]
  80. Dec 02 19:34:40 <Knox> It also automatically deals 1/10th HP damage to the cat!
  81. Dec 02 19:34:48 <Knox> Pack Hunt!
  82. Dec 02 19:34:52 <Knox> Nemesis double teams!
  83. Dec 02 19:35:00 <Knox> 1d20+4 Pack Hunt
  84. Dec 02 19:35:00 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Pack Hunt: 18 [1d20=14]
  85. Dec 02 19:35:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Nemesis was adjacent, so it didn't have to move to hit it, so it can stand itself back up and attack just fine
  86. Dec 02 19:35:10 <Knox> Another 1/10th HP damage!
  87. Dec 02 19:35:20 <Knox> A total of 20% hp damage!
  88. Dec 02 19:36:04 <Knox> Roll your damage, then.
  89. Dec 02 19:36:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh wait, that's opposed combat, right, I roll back
  90. Dec 02 19:36:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d6+2
  91. Dec 02 19:36:25 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d6+2: 10 [3d6=3,3,2]
  92. Dec 02 19:36:29 <Knox> pft
  93. Dec 02 19:36:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> think that still goes through
  94. Dec 02 19:36:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> either way, damage noted annnnnd
  95. Dec 02 19:37:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d10+10+20 on Nemesis
  96. Dec 02 19:37:14 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, on Nemesis: 48 [3d10=4,4,10]
  97. Dec 02 19:37:19 <Knox> And she's down!
  98. Dec 02 19:37:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kitty is BARELY injured
  99. Dec 02 19:38:34 <Knox> Knox waits for a chance to send a new pokemon in as he watches intensely.
  100. Dec 02 19:38:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh, since it's not tripped
  101. Dec 02 19:38:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> It uses its Shift to SHRUG OFF its Injury!
  102. Dec 02 19:39:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> It doesn't seem any worse for wear! Pussyfoot!
  103. Dec 02 19:40:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Mud Bomb on Clarion (AC 3)
  104. Dec 02 19:40:55 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Mud Bomb on Clarion (AC 3): 8 [1d20=8]
  105. Dec 02 19:41:09 <Knox> Hit!
  106. Dec 02 19:41:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d10+10+21
  107. Dec 02 19:41:33 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d10+10+21: 46 [2d10=8,7]
  108. Dec 02 19:41:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ground damage
  109. Dec 02 19:41:53 <Knox> Neutral!
  110. Dec 02 19:42:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Leftovers! It regains some HP
  111. Dec 02 19:43:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> It backs up, shifting a few feet away from...Clarion!
  112. Dec 02 19:44:16 <Knox> So Clarion can't be adjacent to both?
  113. Dec 02 19:44:26 <Knox> Ingrain doesn't actually hold him in place, it seems
  114. Dec 02 19:44:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Far enough that he can't be adjacent to both, yeah
  115. Dec 02 19:44:57 <Knox> In that case, Sleep Powder on the Delcatty.
  116. Dec 02 19:44:59 <Knox> 1d20
  117. Dec 02 19:44:59 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  118. Dec 02 19:45:06 <Knox> Hay Fever anyway, 10% HP.
  119. Dec 02 19:45:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> gotcha'
  120. Dec 02 19:45:32 <Knox> And then Clarion heals off damage with Vile Ooze and Ingrain almost topping off again.
  121. Dec 02 19:45:45 <Knox> At the top of the round, Knox switches in Fangs, speed 10.
  122. Dec 02 19:45:58 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Flirt > Fangs > Pussyfoot > Clarion
  123. Dec 02 19:46:24 <Knox> "Interesting names, by the way." he mentions. "Fangs, come on out!"
  124. Dec 02 19:47:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Flirt, Thunder Wave!" Fangs is Paralyzed!
  125. Dec 02 19:47:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Spending AP on lifting restriction, this round is Inspired Training
  126. Dec 02 19:47:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Battle order is the same
  127. Dec 02 19:48:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> So FANGS!
  128. Dec 02 19:48:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh I forgot last round, so I'll declare it now
  129. Dec 02 19:49:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> CONQUEROR on Delcatty
  130. Dec 02 19:49:28 <Knox> He spends the AP on restriction as well.
  131. Dec 02 19:49:39 <Knox> "Mega Evolution...!" He activates his ring.
  132. Dec 02 19:50:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> CHIIIIIIIIIIIIING! Fangs BURSTS into light, a sphere made of hexagonal shapes forming around her and then BURSTING at the seams, revealing...MEGA MAWILE!
  133. Dec 02 19:50:34 <Knox> 1d20 paralysis check
  134. Dec 02 19:50:34 <PsychoRoll> Knox, paralysis check: 14 [1d20=14]
  135. Dec 02 19:50:51 <Knox> She goes all out, continuing to flank the delcatty with Clarion!
  136. Dec 02 19:50:59 <Knox> 1d20+4 Play Rough!
  137. Dec 02 19:50:59 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Play Rough!: 20 [1d20=16]
  138. Dec 02 19:51:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hooo, good thing that's not a NATUAL 20
  139. Dec 02 19:51:16 <Knox> 4d10+10+38-5
  140. Dec 02 19:51:16 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 4d10+10+38-5: 63 [4d10=7,1,8,4]
  141. Dec 02 19:51:32 <Knox> er
  142. Dec 02 19:51:34 <Knox> +48
  143. Dec 02 19:51:36 <Knox> so +10
  144. Dec 02 19:51:37 <Knox> 73
  145. Dec 02 19:52:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> The Delcatty winces, but it's still going strong!
  146. Dec 02 19:54:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> Pussyfoot!
  147. Dec 02 19:54:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2#1d20 Sonar Splash!
  148. Dec 02 19:54:33 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Sonar Splash!: 9 [1d20=9], 17 [1d20=17]
  149. Dec 02 19:54:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> On Fangs
  150. Dec 02 19:54:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> And Fangs is CONFUSED
  151. Dec 02 19:55:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 2, first one hits, right?
  152. Dec 02 19:55:19 <Knox> Yyyeah.
  153. Dec 02 19:55:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d8+10+21 Water
  154. Dec 02 19:55:50 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Water: 38 [2d8=2,5]
  155. Dec 02 19:56:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Clarion!
  156. Dec 02 19:57:49 <Knox> Clarion summons up NATURE POWER on Delcatty!
  157. Dec 02 19:58:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> rolllllll 'er up
  158. Dec 02 19:58:14 <Knox> Urban?
  159. Dec 02 19:58:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> Urban or Sea, since you're on a boat, your pick
  160. Dec 02 19:58:50 <Knox> 1d20 Tri Attack
  161. Dec 02 19:58:50 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Tri Attack: 7 [1d20=7]
  162. Dec 02 19:58:53 <Knox> +4
  163. Dec 02 19:58:57 <Knox> from Teamwork and Flanking
  164. Dec 02 19:58:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> dat acc
  165. Dec 02 19:59:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> hits
  166. Dec 02 19:59:15 <Knox> 2d8+10+35
  167. Dec 02 19:59:16 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 2d8+10+35: 49 [2d8=2,2]
  168. Dec 02 19:59:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Endure! Vim and Vigor! Flirt takes an injury, but...actually looks slightly better off than it was before?
  169. Dec 02 20:00:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round! Flirt!
  170. Dec 02 20:02:44 <Kraken> (He's not saying it's Flirt's turn, he's telling you to flirt)
  171. Dec 02 20:03:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 ZEN HEADBUTT on Clarion. No need to spend AP since it's at At-Will frequency. Doesn't shift since it's already adjacent (which actually means don't look away can't activate, it requires a shift or recall)
  172. Dec 02 20:03:27 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, ZEN HEADBUTT on Clarion. No need to spend AP since it's at At-Will frequency. Doesn't shift since it's already adjacent (which actually means don't look away can't activate, it requires a shift or recall): 12 [1d20=12]
  173. Dec 02 20:03:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> And Inspired Training
  174. Dec 02 20:03:53 <Knox> 1d20 paralysis
  175. Dec 02 20:03:54 <PsychoRoll> Knox, paralysis: 10 [1d20=10]
  176. Dec 02 20:03:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 4
  177. Dec 02 20:03:57 <Knox> 1d20 confusion
  178. Dec 02 20:03:58 <PsychoRoll> Knox, confusion: 19 [1d20=19]
  179. Dec 02 20:04:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> noice
  180. Dec 02 20:04:07 <Knox> 1d20+5 Don't Look Away
  181. Dec 02 20:04:07 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Don't Look Away: 23 [1d20=18]
  182. Dec 02 20:04:25 <Knox> Fangs lashes out at the Delcatty as it turns on Clarion!
  183. Dec 02 20:04:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 oh right, one-two strike by the by
  184. Dec 02 20:04:53 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, oh right, one-two strike by the by: 13 [1d20=13]
  185. Dec 02 20:04:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> I forgot it had that
  186. Dec 02 20:04:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> anyway, that hits
  187. Dec 02 20:05:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1/10th HP damage, right?
  188. Dec 02 20:05:17 <Knox> 1d8+6+48 damage and 1/10th HP damage.
  189. Dec 02 20:05:17 <PsychoRoll> Knox, damage and 1/10th HP damage.: 62 [1d8=8]
  190. Dec 02 20:05:27 <Knox> I can damage OR trip
  191. Dec 02 20:05:35 <Knox> This is the true power of Hunter.
  192. Dec 02 20:05:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh if it does additional damage it's DOWN then, no way around that
  193. Dec 02 20:05:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kitty goes DOWN
  194. Dec 02 20:06:06 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Fangs > Pussyfoot > Clarion
  195. Dec 02 20:06:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Alicia has to wait for the end of the round to send out a companion
  196. Dec 02 20:06:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> Fangs!
  197. Dec 02 20:06:52 <Knox> She shifts over to the Gastrodon and lets out a ferocious CRUNCH
  198. Dec 02 20:06:55 <Knox> 1d20
  199. Dec 02 20:06:55 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  200. Dec 02 20:06:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss
  201. Dec 02 20:07:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/213/0/2/gastrodon_by_dinobutts-d59g7vh.png
  202. Dec 02 20:07:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Fucks given: 0
  203. Dec 02 20:09:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> It shifts a meter away from Fangs and
  204. Dec 02 20:09:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Mud Bomb
  205. Dec 02 20:09:10 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Mud Bomb: 8 [1d20=8]
  206. Dec 02 20:09:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 3
  207. Dec 02 20:09:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> Special
  208. Dec 02 20:09:28 <Knox> Hits!
  209. Dec 02 20:09:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d10+10+21 ground damage on the Steel/Fairy
  210. Dec 02 20:09:51 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, ground damage on the Steel/Fairy: 36 [2d10=4,1]
  211. Dec 02 20:10:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> And it regains some HP from Leftovers
  212. Dec 02 20:10:38 <Knox> A powerful hit!
  213. Dec 02 20:11:04 <Knox> or wait no it's not
  214. Dec 02 20:11:12 <Knox> She's still okay.
  215. Dec 02 20:11:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> Clarion!
  216. Dec 02 20:11:55 <Knox> Clarion moves on over and attempts to poison it with Sludge Bomb.
  217. Dec 02 20:12:02 <Knox> 1d20+4 Again with these flanking maneuvers
  218. Dec 02 20:12:02 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Again with these flanking maneuvers: 7 [1d20=3]
  219. Dec 02 20:12:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC?
  220. Dec 02 20:12:19 <Knox> 2
  221. Dec 02 20:12:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Misses
  222. Dec 02 20:12:29 <Knox> why even get my hopes up like that
  223. Dec 02 20:12:35 <Knox> you don't ask for ac if it misses on a 2
  224. Dec 02 20:12:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> true that
  225. Dec 02 20:14:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> New round! Alicia sends out... "Neurosis!" Dunsparce!
  226. Dec 02 20:14:12 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Dunsparce > Fangs > Pussyfoot > Clarion
  227. Dec 02 20:14:30 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Neurosis > Fangs > Pussyfoot > Clarion
  228. Dec 02 20:15:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2#1d20 Headbutt (No need to lift restriction, PP Up is nice, One-two strike for ORTHRUS STRIKE!)
  229. Dec 02 20:15:40 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Headbutt (No need to lift restriction, PP Up is nice, One-two strike for ORTHRUS STRIKE!): 7 [1d20=7], 8 [1d20=8]
  230. Dec 02 20:15:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> pffft
  231. Dec 02 20:15:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> Inspired Training
  232. Dec 02 20:15:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 2
  233. Dec 02 20:16:03 <Knox> On?
  234. Dec 02 20:16:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Fangs
  235. Dec 02 20:16:17 <Knox> Barely hits
  236. Dec 02 20:16:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> Both?
  237. Dec 02 20:16:27 <Knox> Yep
  238. Dec 02 20:17:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d8+10+17
  239. Dec 02 20:17:02 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d8+10+17: 39 [2d8=4,8]
  240. Dec 02 20:17:18 <Knox> Was that a breeze?
  241. Dec 02 20:17:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Fangs!
  242. Dec 02 20:17:49 <Knox> 1d20+4 Ice Fang on Pussyfoot!
  243. Dec 02 20:17:49 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Ice Fang on Pussyfoot!: 10 [1d20=6]
  244. Dec 02 20:17:56 <Knox> AC 2
  245. Dec 02 20:18:04 <Knox> 3d10+10+48
  246. Dec 02 20:18:05 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 3d10+10+48: 77 [3d10=3,8,8]
  247. Dec 02 20:18:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits
  248. Dec 02 20:18:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> It doesn't look too bothered
  249. Dec 02 20:19:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Mud Bomb on Fangs again
  250. Dec 02 20:19:02 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Mud Bomb on Fangs again: 8 [1d20=8]
  251. Dec 02 20:19:12 <Knox> Bap.
  252. Dec 02 20:19:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 3
  253. Dec 02 20:19:26 <Knox> yeeep
  254. Dec 02 20:20:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d10+10+21
  255. Dec 02 20:20:05 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d10+10+21: 37 [2d10=2,4]
  256. Dec 02 20:20:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> Clarion!
  257. Dec 02 20:20:27 <Knox> Fangs isn't looking too hot!
  258. Dec 02 20:20:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> also you didn't roll Para on Fangs
  259. Dec 02 20:20:47 <Knox> oops
  260. Dec 02 20:20:49 <Knox> 1d20
  261. Dec 02 20:20:49 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  262. Dec 02 20:20:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> s'cool
  263. Dec 02 20:20:57 <Knox> Clarion goes with a Struggle on Neurosis!
  264. Dec 02 20:21:02 <Knox> 1d20+2
  265. Dec 02 20:21:02 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 1d20+2: 3 [1d20=1]
  266. Dec 02 20:21:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss
  267. Dec 02 20:21:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round!
  268. Dec 02 20:21:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Neurosis!
  269. Dec 02 20:22:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2#1d20+2 ORTHRUS STRIKE, no restriction lifted, BRUTAL Training this round, on Fangs, Neurosis moves over to flank Fangs
  270. Dec 02 20:22:39 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, ORTHRUS STRIKE, no restriction lifted, BRUTAL Training this round, on Fangs, Neurosis moves over to flank Fangs: 22 [1d20=20], 9 [1d20=7]
  271. Dec 02 20:22:50 <Knox> BONK
  272. Dec 02 20:22:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> CRIT, hit
  273. Dec 02 20:22:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> Also FLINCH
  274. Dec 02 20:22:57 <Knox> And Fangs is down
  275. Dec 02 20:23:00 <Knox> Because she only had 1 HP!
  276. Dec 02 20:23:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh, then I won't roll!
  277. Dec 02 20:23:25 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Neurosis > Pussyfoot > Clarion
  278. Dec 02 20:23:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> Pussyfoot!
  279. Dec 02 20:23:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> it gets some distance from Clarion and
  280. Dec 02 20:23:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 MUD BOMB
  281. Dec 02 20:23:36 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, MUD BOMB: 1 [1d20=1]
  282. Dec 02 20:23:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> miss
  283. Dec 02 20:23:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> NEW ROUND
  284. Dec 02 20:23:49 * Knox tosses out his fourth pokeball. "Tenebrae!"
  285. Dec 02 20:23:56 <Knox> Speed 20 Pinsir!
  286. Dec 02 20:24:02 <Knox> The bug comes out and FLEXES!
  287. Dec 02 20:24:10 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Tenebrae > Neurosis > Pussyfoot > Clarion
  288. Dec 02 20:24:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> TENEBRAE!
  289. Dec 02 20:24:33 <Knox> And then charges the Gastrodon with intent to demolish!
  290. Dec 02 20:24:38 <Knox> 1d100 Guillotine
  291. Dec 02 20:24:38 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Guillotine: 17 [1d100=17]
  292. Dec 02 20:24:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> HITS AND
  293. Dec 02 20:25:36 <Knox> KO
  294. Dec 02 20:25:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> D-D-D-D-D-DESTROYS
  295. Dec 02 20:26:15 <Knox> Tenebrae picks up that Gastrodon and bodies it into submission!
  296. Dec 02 20:26:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...actually wait a minute
  297. Dec 02 20:26:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> ahem
  298. Dec 02 20:26:39 <Knox> don't do this to me
  299. Dec 02 20:26:56 <Knox> Gastrodon doesn't have sturdyyy
  300. Dec 02 20:27:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> It doesn't...and I guess there's no precedent for ENDURE working on Guillotine, is there
  301. Dec 02 20:28:05 <Knox> Yeah, Endure is on damage
  302. Dec 02 20:28:07 <Knox> this is just Faint
  303. Dec 02 20:28:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> all right
  304. Dec 02 20:28:35 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Tenebrae > Neurosis > Clarion
  305. Dec 02 20:28:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Neurosis!
  306. Dec 02 20:29:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 3 GLARE on Tenebrae!
  307. Dec 02 20:29:48 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 3 GLARE on Tenebrae!: 17 [1d20=17]
  308. Dec 02 20:29:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tenebrae is paralyzed!
  309. Dec 02 20:30:07 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Neurosis > Tenebrae > Clarion
  310. Dec 02 20:30:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Clarion!
  311. Dec 02 20:30:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> That requires restriction be lifted, so -1 AP
  312. Dec 02 20:30:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Inspired Training
  313. Dec 02 20:30:41 <Knox> Clarion moves around to flank Neurosis and sprinkes poison powder!
  314. Dec 02 20:30:46 <Knox> 1d20+2 Poison Powder
  315. Dec 02 20:30:47 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Poison Powder: 14 [1d20=12]
  316. Dec 02 20:30:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits
  317. Dec 02 20:30:58 <Knox> Poisoned!
  318. Dec 02 20:31:03 <Knox> Hay Fever!
  319. Dec 02 20:31:06 <Knox> 1/10th HP!
  320. Dec 02 20:31:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> New round! Alicia sends out her FINAL pokemon...
  321. Dec 02 20:31:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Tease!"
  322. Dec 02 20:32:20 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Tease > Neurosis > Tenebrae > Clarion
  323. Dec 02 20:32:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's a SWOOBAT
  324. Dec 02 20:32:39 <Knox> "Hm." he doesn't like the look of this.
  325. Dec 02 20:33:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Are Clarion and Tenebrae flanking Neurosis?
  326. Dec 02 20:33:38 <Knox> They are.
  327. Dec 02 20:33:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> LIFTING RESTRICTION! INSPIRED TRAINING! -1 AP!
  328. Dec 02 20:33:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> ahem
  329. Dec 02 20:34:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 SONIC COURTSHIP
  330. Dec 02 20:34:00 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, SONIC COURTSHIP: 20 [1d20=20]
  331. Dec 02 20:34:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> WELL
  332. Dec 02 20:34:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> NO GETTING OUT OF THAT
  333. Dec 02 20:34:31 <Knox> Too bad Clarion isn't Oblivious anymore.
  334. Dec 02 20:34:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tenebrae and Clarion are attracted to the (male) Swoobat! ...as is Neurosis, but that doesn't hurt Neurosis
  335. Dec 02 20:35:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tease makes the most ADORABLE squealing sound at the other three pokemon~
  336. Dec 02 20:35:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> Neurosis!
  337. Dec 02 20:36:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> YAWN on Clarion! Clarion is getting awful sleepy!
  338. Dec 02 20:36:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tenebrae!
  339. Dec 02 20:36:39 <Knox> Thanks! Hay Fever activates EVERY round regardless of move frequency with Vileplume asleep!
  340. Dec 02 20:37:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's not asleep yet~
  341. Dec 02 20:37:17 <Knox> By the way
  342. Dec 02 20:37:28 <Knox> 1d20 paralysis
  343. Dec 02 20:37:29 <PsychoRoll> Knox, paralysis: 7 [1d20=7]
  344. Dec 02 20:37:35 <Knox> 1d20+4 WHO SAID YOU COULD LOOK AWAY
  345. Dec 02 20:37:35 <PsychoRoll> Knox, WHO SAID YOU COULD LOOK AWAY: 17 [1d20=13]
  346. Dec 02 20:37:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> owowow
  347. Dec 02 20:38:16 <Knox> 1d8+8+36 damage to Dunsparce and 1/10th HP on top of that.
  348. Dec 02 20:38:16 <PsychoRoll> Knox, damage to Dunsparce and 1/10th HP on top of that.: 49 [1d8=5]
  349. Dec 02 20:38:20 <Knox> Also it took poison damage.
  350. Dec 02 20:38:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> Noted noted
  351. Dec 02 20:38:37 <Knox> 1d20+4 STORM THROW on Dunsparce
  352. Dec 02 20:38:38 <PsychoRoll> Knox, STORM THROW on Dunsparce: 9 [1d20=5]
  353. Dec 02 20:39:01 <Knox> What's the evasion?
  354. Dec 02 20:39:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Inspired Training is on, so...8
  355. Dec 02 20:39:16 <Knox> Bah, just a miss.
  356. Dec 02 20:39:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> Clarion!
  357. Dec 02 20:39:47 <Knox> Clarion just goes for a Struggle, not wanting to waste Knox's valuable AP here.
  358. Dec 02 20:39:49 <Knox> 1d20+4
  359. Dec 02 20:39:50 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 1d20+4: 22 [1d20=18]
  360. Dec 02 20:39:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hit!
  361. Dec 02 20:40:20 <Knox> 1d8+6+8 lul no damage.
  362. Dec 02 20:40:20 <PsychoRoll> Knox, lul no damage.: 16 [1d8=2]
  363. Dec 02 20:40:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> dink
  364. Dec 02 20:40:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> NEW ROUND!
  365. Dec 02 20:42:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Frequency Restriction lifted! (-1 AP) Inspired Training! Calm Mind! Simple! +2 SAt/SDf! Def Link! (-1 AP) Simple! +2 Def!
  366. Dec 02 20:43:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> Neurosis! ...holds its action until after Clarion
  367. Dec 02 20:43:25 <Knox> 1d20 paralysis
  368. Dec 02 20:43:25 <PsychoRoll> Knox, paralysis: 11 [1d20=11]
  369. Dec 02 20:44:22 <Knox> 1d20+4 okay serious Close Combat on this Dunsparce. Let's get this shit out of the way before that Swoobat becomes too bulky.
  370. Dec 02 20:44:23 <PsychoRoll> Knox, okay serious Close Combat on this Dunsparce. Let's get this shit out of the way before that Swoobat becomes too bulky.: 24 [1d20=20]
  371. Dec 02 20:44:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> CRIT
  372. Dec 02 20:44:41 <Knox> 8d10+30+30 SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
  373. Dec 02 20:44:42 <PsychoRoll> Knox, SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH: 104 [8d10=5,10,4,4,2,8,4,7]
  374. Dec 02 20:45:28 <Knox> +36 actually
  375. Dec 02 20:45:30 <Knox> so 110
  376. Dec 02 20:45:41 <Knox> I need to update some of these attack numbers...
  377. Dec 02 20:46:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> DIG AWAY triggers!
  378. Dec 02 20:46:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> DIG!
  379. Dec 02 20:46:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> It burrows into the deck landing into Mel's room
  380. Dec 02 20:46:34 <Knox> "...Well that's going to be fucking awkward."
  381. Dec 02 20:46:49 <Kraken> (Is this while Mel is preaching to skater kids?)
  382. Dec 02 20:46:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> (after that)
  383. Dec 02 20:47:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie, if you're in your room, Ceiling Dunsparce is watching you
  384. Dec 02 20:48:18 <Knox> Luckily I don't think Close Combat lowers stats on a miss.
  385. Dec 02 20:48:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> That ALSO puts it out of the way of HAY FEVER
  386. Dec 02 20:49:16 <Knox> Tenebrae gets an idea...
  387. Dec 02 20:49:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Clarion!
  388. Dec 02 20:49:48 <Knox> Asleep! And staying asleep. I'd like to forfeit my sleep roll if I can.
  389. Dec 02 20:50:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> hokay
  390. Dec 02 20:50:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> NEW ROUND
  391. Dec 02 20:50:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> Swoobat!
  392. Dec 02 20:51:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Stored Power on Clarion, it has no evasion, it's PP-up'd to At-will so no need to spend AP, Inspired Training
  393. Dec 02 20:51:42 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Stored Power on Clarion, it has no evasion, it's PP-up'd to At-will so no need to spend AP, Inspired Training: 17 [1d20=17]
  394. Dec 02 20:51:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> Stored Power includes Default combat stages, so...
  395. Dec 02 20:52:00 <Knox> Ow.
  396. Dec 02 20:52:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's at max potential already!
  397. Dec 02 20:52:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> DB 22
  398. Dec 02 20:52:33 <Knox> There goes Tenebrae's dreams of riding into battle with a hay fever vileplume on his head!
  399. Dec 02 20:53:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> 6d12+45+35 WHAM, Psychic type
  400. Dec 02 20:53:10 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, WHAM, Psychic type: 105 [6d12=8,1,9,2,2,3]
  401. Dec 02 20:53:20 <Knox> ALMOST DEAD
  402. Dec 02 20:53:22 <Knox> FROM FULL
  403. Dec 02 20:53:36 <Knox> That Vileplume is out.
  404. Dec 02 20:53:48 <Knox> Tenebrae is understandably pissed, so let's see what we can do to salvage this.
  405. Dec 02 20:53:52 <Knox> 1d20 Paralysis
  406. Dec 02 20:53:53 <PsychoRoll> Knox, Paralysis: 4 [1d20=4]
  407. Dec 02 20:53:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> NOTHING
  408. Dec 02 20:53:58 <Knox> Nothing, apparently
  409. Dec 02 20:54:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 DUNSPARCE stops creeping on Mel and attacks Clarion with DIG, from behind where Tenebrae isn't flanking it
  410. Dec 02 20:54:30 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, DUNSPARCE stops creeping on Mel and attacks Clarion with DIG, from behind where Tenebrae isn't flanking it: 9 [1d20=9]
  411. Dec 02 20:54:34 <Knox> Bonk.
  412. Dec 02 20:54:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 2, so yeah
  413. Dec 02 20:55:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d8+10+17
  414. Dec 02 20:55:14 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d8+10+17: 37 [2d8=7,3]
  415. Dec 02 20:55:23 <Knox> Tenebrae is mildly annoyed.
  416. Dec 02 20:55:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> Clarion still up?
  417. Dec 02 20:55:56 <Knox> No.
  418. Dec 02 20:56:03 <Knox> He's at almost -100%
  419. Dec 02 20:56:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh
  420. Dec 02 20:56:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> OH
  421. Dec 02 20:56:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> nevermind, that's on Tenebrae then
  422. Dec 02 20:56:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> sorry I interpreted "almost dead" as "almost KOed"
  423. Dec 02 20:56:36 <Knox> Yep.
  424. Dec 02 20:56:43 <Knox> Tenebrae takes a mere 8 damage.
  425. Dec 02 20:56:53 <Knox> What a time to not have Punishment
  426. Dec 02 20:57:01 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Tease > Neurosis > Tenebrae
  427. Dec 02 20:57:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> New round!
  428. Dec 02 20:57:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> Focused command, lifting restriction (-1 AP0
  429. Dec 02 20:57:37 <Knox> "Yeah, this isn't looking good, but we won't just give up either."
  430. Dec 02 20:57:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2#1d20 DUALING STORMS (One-two strike Air Slash)
  431. Dec 02 20:57:54 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, DUALING STORMS (One-two strike Air Slash): 5 [1d20=5], 10 [1d20=10]
  432. Dec 02 20:57:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 3
  433. Dec 02 20:58:07 <Knox> One miss
  434. Dec 02 20:58:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> *Dueling
  435. Dec 02 20:58:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+8+35
  436. Dec 02 20:58:25 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d6+8+35: 51 [2d6=4,4]
  437. Dec 02 20:58:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Neurosis!
  438. Dec 02 20:58:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2#1d20 ORTHRUS STRIKE
  439. Dec 02 20:58:59 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, ORTHRUS STRIKE: 5 [1d20=5], 15 [1d20=15]
  440. Dec 02 20:59:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss, hit, flinch
  441. Dec 02 20:59:08 <Knox> Parry!
  442. Dec 02 20:59:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> Nohit!
  443. Dec 02 20:59:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tenebrae!
  444. Dec 02 20:59:20 <Knox> 1d20 paralysis
  445. Dec 02 20:59:20 <PsychoRoll> Knox, paralysis: 19 [1d20=19]
  446. Dec 02 20:59:46 <Knox> 1d20 BY GOD HE IS MURDERING AT LEAST THE DUNSPARCE. CLOSE COMBAT.
  447. Dec 02 20:59:47 <PsychoRoll> Knox, BY GOD HE IS MURDERING AT LEAST THE DUNSPARCE. CLOSE COMBAT.: 10 [1d20=10]
  448. Dec 02 20:59:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits.
  449. Dec 02 21:00:02 <Knox> 4d10+15+30
  450. Dec 02 21:00:03 <PsychoRoll> Knox, 4d10+15+30: 71 [4d10=9,8,5,4]
  451. Dec 02 21:00:15 <Knox> how much damage has it takenf rom poison?
  452. Dec 02 21:00:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> It DOES seem injured (because I forgot to apply poison earlier, I just took down half its health from Poison when I just remembered before you asked)
  453. Dec 02 21:01:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...it does...JUST ENOUGH TO KO IT...Endure! 1 HP!
  454. Dec 02 21:01:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> Vigor! +10% HP
  455. Dec 02 21:02:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> New round! Swoobat!
  456. Dec 02 21:02:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 STORED POWER, Brutal Training
  457. Dec 02 21:02:20 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, STORED POWER, Brutal Training: 12 [1d20=12]
  458. Dec 02 21:02:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> hit
  459. Dec 02 21:02:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> 6d12+45+35
  460. Dec 02 21:02:35 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 6d12+45+35: 118 [6d12=10,1,6,6,12,3]
  461. Dec 02 21:02:40 <Knox> That... KO's tenebrae!
  462. Dec 02 21:03:09 <Knox> and I think the 1/8th poison ko's the dunsparce right after?
  463. Dec 02 21:03:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> right!
  464. Dec 02 21:03:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Alicia recalls the both of them. "Not bad!"
  465. Dec 02 21:03:38 <Kraken> (Free action, isn't it?)
  466. Dec 02 21:03:52 <Knox> Knox breathes out hard. "Not bad, guys... you all did well. And you, Alicia... your skills match your looks. That's no joke."
  467. Dec 02 21:04:09 * Knox recalls Tenebrae.
  468. Dec 02 21:04:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> She smiles pretty widely. "Aww, thanks~. It's good to see other good trainers out there in the world!"
  469. Dec 02 21:05:40 <Knox> He looks a bit flustered. "I'm not that good, just driven. ...At least I can see where I need to improve... I appreciate the help."
  470. Dec 02 21:10:04 <Knox> He seems at a bit of a loss for words for a moment before he calls over. "...Hey, before you go. I can't really put my finger on it... but you remind me of someone else. ...I'm not really sure who, and it's bugging me. You grew up in Unova, same as me, right? ..Fuck, I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue."
  471. Dec 02 21:11:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Someone else? Hmmmm, I'm not sure who you'd know-" Luna walks up the stairs about now, minding her own business, when her and Alicia's eyes lock.
  472. Dec 02 21:11:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> Alicia sighs. "Oh, you mean my cousin."
  473. Dec 02 21:12:02 <Knox> "...Family, huh? I wouldn't have guessed." he looks between the two.
  474. Dec 02 21:13:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> They both have similar skin tones and hair and eyes...although Luna seems to have gotten the better looks out of the deal. Luna smiles. "Oh, it's Alicia~! How's the Unova league doing? I thought you were just about to become champ?"
  475. Dec 02 21:16:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> Alicia glares at Luna...then her expression calms and she shrugs. "I heard you were about to become an Elite Four member, but last I checked you were shredding your clothes on camera, must be worth it."
  476. Dec 02 21:17:23 * Knox holds a hand to his head. "For fuck's sake."
  477. Dec 02 21:19:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> You can just FEEL the electricity crackling between their eyes
  478. Dec 02 21:19:21 * Kraken sets mode -r on Kraken
  479. Dec 02 21:19:21 * You are now known as Melons
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  483. Dec 02 21:19:25 * You are now known as Ululane
  484. Dec 02 21:19:25 * Ululane sets mode +r on Ululane
  485. Dec 02 21:20:04 <Ululane> "WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON UP HERE WHY ARE THINGS EATING THROUGH THE BOAT?!" Melanie appears in a tempestuous rage.
  486. Dec 02 21:20:45 <Knox> "Desperately hungry snakes." he responds to Mel half-heartedly.
  487. Dec 02 21:20:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> They're both SNAPPED out of it by MELANIE IS CREATING AN UPROAR
  488. Dec 02 21:22:52 <Ululane> "Well have you CAUGHT these fucking snakes and cut them into bits for a NICE FUCKING MEATY STEW?!" Why was the emphasis on that part?
  489. Dec 02 21:23:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Alicia scratches the back of her head. "Ah, sorry about that, my Dunsparce needed a way to get out of ot he way...I didn't think it'd go into someone's room."
  490. Dec 02 21:23:49 <Knox> "You don't have to worry about it." he grunts. "I'll fix the deck. This kind of shit happens."
  491. Dec 02 21:24:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> The bears are already patching the hole in the deck as you speak
  492. Dec 02 21:24:05 <Knox> "Or they can."
  493. Dec 02 21:24:07 <Knox> "Whichever."
  494. Dec 02 21:24:09 <Ululane> "What? NO! She made the mistake, she fucking deals with it! STOP IT YOU FUCKING FURRY SHITHEADS!"
  495. Dec 02 21:24:49 <Knox> "The longer that hole's open, the more things can get into your room unannounced, camp out under your bed and plot against you when you sleep." he points out.
  496. Dec 02 21:25:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> Luna's eyes sparkle. "Meat stew with potatoes and carrots and onions, left to cook for several hours, and then served with freshly baked bread torn into pieces to soak up the juice~?"
  497. Dec 02 21:26:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Best with beef or pork and with a side of milk." Alicia nods.
  498. Dec 02 21:26:07 <Knox> His tone is so deadpan that it's OBVIOUSLY sarcasm.
  499. Dec 02 21:26:23 <Knox> "...goddammit, now I'm hungry."
  500. Dec 02 21:28:21 <Ululane> Melanie glares at everyone at once from behind her mask.
  501. Dec 02 21:28:56 <Knox> "...Guess it's stew time. Who's coming?"
  502. Dec 02 21:31:36 <Ululane> "...I am considering breaking faces."
  503. Dec 02 21:32:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Why aren't you hungry~?" Luna leans in. "You don't have to be this grumpy you know!"
  504. Dec 02 21:32:40 <Knox> "You're getting too worked up. It's being fixed, and it's not going to happen again."
  505. Dec 02 21:33:19 <Ululane> Melanie averts her eyes from Luna. "I...you're not...I'm just not and yes I do, i-it is my job to be grumpy."
  506. Dec 02 21:33:46 <Knox> "Damn, where do I get a job like that?"
  507. Dec 02 21:33:51 <Knox> "I'd be fucking rich."
  508. Dec 02 21:34:16 <Knox> He's teasing her more goodnaturedly now.
  509. Dec 02 21:34:54 <Ululane> Her mood...does not really improve.
  510. Dec 02 21:35:11 <Knox> "...Alright, sorry, damn."
  511. Dec 02 21:35:32 <Knox> "But what do you want done, exactly?"
  512. Dec 02 21:35:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Luna takes another step in. "I think you need a vacation, hun! Go to the lands of sun and plains and free-range roaming where you're not bothered by work and danger, maybe get some good food to munch up and get some meat on you to keep you from becoming all bones!"
  513. Dec 02 21:37:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Luna leans in clooooser and clooooser...and then Alicia grabs her by the ear. "Thaaaat's enough, let's go get the ingredients we talked about." She drags her off.
  514. Dec 02 21:38:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Owwwwww, hey, you're not my mom, even if you're old enough to be one!" Alicia just drags her harder. "At least I'm acting my age!"
  515. Dec 02 21:38:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Away they go.
  516. Dec 02 21:40:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Leaving you two on your own.
  517. Dec 02 21:40:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...along with the bears.
  518. Dec 02 21:44:08 <Ululane> With a huff,"...I want the one responsible to fix it....and to be kept away from me."
  519. Dec 02 21:45:08 <Knox> "Well, that Dunsparce isn't going to be using tools anytime soon. I'll try to keep any further sparring away from your room."
  520. Dec 02 21:45:47 <Ululane> "Trainers are responsible for their pokemon."
  521. Dec 02 21:46:37 <Knox> He shrugs. "That may be so, but I doubt she'd be able to make the repairs without leaks, and then you'd be even more pissed the next time it rains."
  522. Dec 02 21:47:28 <Knox> "Tell you what, why don't we just leave it for now. Come on, I'll treat you somewhere. Booze? The arcade? Anywhere, I don't fucking care, I'll make it up to you."
  523. Dec 02 21:48:46 <Ululane> "...I'm going to my room..."
  524. Dec 02 21:49:14 <Ululane> Melanie leaves, looking angry, though not at Knox.
  525. Dec 02 21:49:18 <Knox> "..." he sighs.
  526. Dec 02 21:50:15 <Knox> With that, he just heads for the kitchen for now.
  527. Dec 02 21:50:23 <Knox> Aaaand </mini>
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