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MrFluffyVegas

My Roomate Bruno 10

Jun 2nd, 2012
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  1. Where's anon? Where's anon?
  2. >the little tan fluffy looks curiously up at you
  3. >"mumma? mumma?"
  4. Here I am!
  5. >the little fluffy begins to giggle furiously as you remove your hands from your face
  6. >"mumma! mumma!"
  7. Who's the cutest little fluffy ever? You are! You are!
  8. >"Dude..." you look up to see Wrex staring at you from his perch on the couch "Don't be weiwd."
  9. I can't help it. Look how cute this little guy is.
  10. >you hold up the little fluffy to Wrex who continues his deadpan stare
  11. Have you ever seen anything this adorable?
  12. >the little fluffy gurgles and looks at Wrex with a stare of pure ignorance
  13. >"Yes." Wrex says bluntly and returns to his game
  14. >the fluffy looks up at you with the stare of blissful ignorance
  15. Aw, don't be sad little Grunt. Wrex is just grumpy right now.
  16. >you set him down next to the bigger fluffy as you get his bottle ready
  17. >after a week the little fluffy has started to walk and even talk a little
  18. >he's even worse at speech than a regular fluffy pony, but Bruno says that is to be expected
  19. >for the first week or two their vocabulary is pretty much limited to 'mumma' and 'miwK'
  20. >haven't had another 'accident' with Wrex since he was born, but Wrex still doesn't seem to like him
  21. Okay who's ready for milk?
  22. >as you enter the room with the bottle, you see the little fluffy hugging at Wrex desperately
  23. >"mumma! mumma!" he coos
  24. >"Anon? Do you mind?" Wrex says, a note of disdain in his voice
  25. Aww, see Wrex he loves you.
  26. >"Anon, my wage can onwy subside fow so wong."
  27. >huh, I guess Wrex has been trying to enrich his vocabulary
  28. Alright little buddy, lets give your big brother Wrex his space.
  29. >you lift up with little foal as he tries to grab at Wrex desperately
  30. >he is distracted from his desire to hug the big blue fluffy as he sees the bottle in front of him
  31. >'miwk! miwk, miwk, miwk..." he starts singing to himself and starts sucking at the food nipple like there's no tomorrow
  32. >"Why anon so obssessed with bah babeh?"
  33. Hey c'mon, I've never had a pet before.
  34. >"Well dat twue."
  35. Besides, somebodies gotta care for him.
  36. >Wrex rolls his eyes.
  37. >"If he not stwong enuff on his own, he nevew suwvive in wild."
  38. Wrex, what wild? The fluffy ponies live in that crazy closet with the pocket dimension. They've got plenty of room in there.
  39. >"Ow yeah. Why dat dere?"
  40. I'unno. Its Bruno's thing. I just figure he's a humanitarian. Er, fluffitarian.
  41. >"Hmmm. Bwuno eh."
  42. What about him?
  43. >"Wex no twust him."
  44. Why not?
  45. >"Why Hooman munsta hewp fwuffies?"
  46. Maybe he's just a nice guy. Besides he saved you right?
  47. >Wrex stares forward with a look of deep thought
  48. I mean, right? Didn't he?
  49. >"I dun wan talk about it." Wrex says bluntly
  50. >you're perplexed by this answer but you decide not to push the issue
  51. >its about this point that the little tan fluffy lets out a big yawn and passes out
  52. Looks like Grunt is asleep.
  53. >"Finawy."
  54. >you look to the screen and notice for the first time that...
  55. Dude, are you playing as a Vorcha?
  56. >"Mmhmm."
  57. When did they add those?
  58. >"Rebewion Pack. Come out coupuw days ago. You busy with stupid babeh so you not see." with that he unleashes a flamethrower attack on a nearby cannibal
  59. He's got a flamethrower too!?
  60. >"E'yup."
  61. Dude you gotta let me try that!
  62. >"Twwee mo games."
  63. Aww c'mon Wrex!
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