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- Where's anon? Where's anon?
- >the little tan fluffy looks curiously up at you
- >"mumma? mumma?"
- Here I am!
- >the little fluffy begins to giggle furiously as you remove your hands from your face
- >"mumma! mumma!"
- Who's the cutest little fluffy ever? You are! You are!
- >"Dude..." you look up to see Wrex staring at you from his perch on the couch "Don't be weiwd."
- I can't help it. Look how cute this little guy is.
- >you hold up the little fluffy to Wrex who continues his deadpan stare
- Have you ever seen anything this adorable?
- >the little fluffy gurgles and looks at Wrex with a stare of pure ignorance
- >"Yes." Wrex says bluntly and returns to his game
- >the fluffy looks up at you with the stare of blissful ignorance
- Aw, don't be sad little Grunt. Wrex is just grumpy right now.
- >you set him down next to the bigger fluffy as you get his bottle ready
- >after a week the little fluffy has started to walk and even talk a little
- >he's even worse at speech than a regular fluffy pony, but Bruno says that is to be expected
- >for the first week or two their vocabulary is pretty much limited to 'mumma' and 'miwK'
- >haven't had another 'accident' with Wrex since he was born, but Wrex still doesn't seem to like him
- Okay who's ready for milk?
- >as you enter the room with the bottle, you see the little fluffy hugging at Wrex desperately
- >"mumma! mumma!" he coos
- >"Anon? Do you mind?" Wrex says, a note of disdain in his voice
- Aww, see Wrex he loves you.
- >"Anon, my wage can onwy subside fow so wong."
- >huh, I guess Wrex has been trying to enrich his vocabulary
- Alright little buddy, lets give your big brother Wrex his space.
- >you lift up with little foal as he tries to grab at Wrex desperately
- >he is distracted from his desire to hug the big blue fluffy as he sees the bottle in front of him
- >'miwk! miwk, miwk, miwk..." he starts singing to himself and starts sucking at the food nipple like there's no tomorrow
- >"Why anon so obssessed with bah babeh?"
- Hey c'mon, I've never had a pet before.
- >"Well dat twue."
- Besides, somebodies gotta care for him.
- >Wrex rolls his eyes.
- >"If he not stwong enuff on his own, he nevew suwvive in wild."
- Wrex, what wild? The fluffy ponies live in that crazy closet with the pocket dimension. They've got plenty of room in there.
- >"Ow yeah. Why dat dere?"
- I'unno. Its Bruno's thing. I just figure he's a humanitarian. Er, fluffitarian.
- >"Hmmm. Bwuno eh."
- What about him?
- >"Wex no twust him."
- Why not?
- >"Why Hooman munsta hewp fwuffies?"
- Maybe he's just a nice guy. Besides he saved you right?
- >Wrex stares forward with a look of deep thought
- I mean, right? Didn't he?
- >"I dun wan talk about it." Wrex says bluntly
- >you're perplexed by this answer but you decide not to push the issue
- >its about this point that the little tan fluffy lets out a big yawn and passes out
- Looks like Grunt is asleep.
- >"Finawy."
- >you look to the screen and notice for the first time that...
- Dude, are you playing as a Vorcha?
- >"Mmhmm."
- When did they add those?
- >"Rebewion Pack. Come out coupuw days ago. You busy with stupid babeh so you not see." with that he unleashes a flamethrower attack on a nearby cannibal
- He's got a flamethrower too!?
- >"E'yup."
- Dude you gotta let me try that!
- >"Twwee mo games."
- Aww c'mon Wrex!
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